<h2><SPAN name="chap45"></SPAN>CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE<br/> DAISY AND DEMI</h2>
<p>I cannot feel that I have done my duty as humble historian of the March family,
without devoting at least one chapter to the two most precious and important
members of it. Daisy and Demi had now arrived at years of discretion, for in
this fast age babies of three or four assert their rights, and get them, too,
which is more than many of their elders do. If there ever were a pair of twins
in danger of being utterly spoiled by adoration, it was these prattling
Brookes. Of course they were the most remarkable children ever born, as will be
shown when I mention that they walked at eight months, talked fluently at
twelve months, and at two years they took their places at table, and behaved
with a propriety which charmed all beholders. At three, Daisy demanded a
‘needler’, and actually made a bag with four stitches in it. She
likewise set up housekeeping in the sideboard, and managed a microscopic
cooking stove with a skill that brought tears of pride to Hannah’s eyes,
while Demi learned his letters with his grandfather, who invented a new mode of
teaching the alphabet by forming letters with his arms and legs, thus uniting
gymnastics for head and heels. The boy early developed a mechanical genius
which delighted his father and distracted his mother, for he tried to imitate
every machine he saw, and kept the nursery in a chaotic condition, with his
‘sewinsheen’, a mysterious structure of string, chairs,
clothespins, and spools, for wheels to go ‘wound and wound’. Also a
basket hung over the back of a chair, in which he vainly tried to hoist his too
confiding sister, who, with feminine devotion, allowed her little head to be
bumped till rescued, when the young inventor indignantly remarked, “Why,
Marmar, dat’s my lellywaiter, and me’s trying to pull her
up.”</p>
<p>Though utterly unlike in character, the twins got on remarkably well together,
and seldom quarreled more than thrice a day. Of course, Demi tyrannized over
Daisy, and gallantly defended her from every other aggressor, while Daisy made
a galley slave of herself, and adored her brother as the one perfect being in
the world. A rosy, chubby, sunshiny little soul was Daisy, who found her way to
everybody’s heart, and nestled there. One of the captivating children,
who seem made to be kissed and cuddled, adorned and adored like little
goddesses, and produced for general approval on all festive occasions. Her
small virtues were so sweet that she would have been quite angelic if a few
small naughtinesses had not kept her delightfully human. It was all fair
weather in her world, and every morning she scrambled up to the window in her
little nightgown to look out, and say, no matter whether it rained or shone,
“Oh, pitty day, oh, pitty day!” Everyone was a friend, and she
offered kisses to a stranger so confidingly that the most inveterate bachelor
relented, and baby-lovers became faithful worshipers.</p>
<p>“Me loves evvybody,” she once said, opening her arms, with her
spoon in one hand, and her mug in the other, as if eager to embrace and nourish
the whole world.</p>
<p>As she grew, her mother began to feel that the Dovecote would be blessed by the
presence of an inmate as serene and loving as that which had helped to make the
old house home, and to pray that she might be spared a loss like that which had
lately taught them how long they had entertained an angel unawares. Her
grandfather often called her ‘Beth’, and her grandmother watched
over her with untiring devotion, as if trying to atone for some past mistake,
which no eye but her own could see.</p>
<p>Demi, like a true Yankee, was of an inquiring turn, wanting to know everything,
and often getting much disturbed because he could not get satisfactory answers
to his perpetual “What for?”</p>
<p>He also possessed a philosophic bent, to the great delight of his grandfather,
who used to hold Socratic conversations with him, in which the precocious pupil
occasionally posed his teacher, to the undisguised satisfaction of the
womenfolk.</p>
<p>“What makes my legs go, Dranpa?” asked the young philosopher,
surveying those active portions of his frame with a meditative air, while
resting after a go-to-bed frolic one night.</p>
<p>“It’s your little mind, Demi,” replied the sage, stroking the
yellow head respectfully.</p>
<p>“What is a little mine?”</p>
<p>“It is something which makes your body move, as the spring made the
wheels go in my watch when I showed it to you.”</p>
<p>“Open me. I want to see it go wound.”</p>
<p>“I can’t do that any more than you could open the watch. God winds
you up, and you go till He stops you.”</p>
<p>“Does I?” and Demi’s brown eyes grew big and bright as he
took in the new thought. “Is I wounded up like the watch?”</p>
<p>“Yes, but I can’t show you how, for it is done when we don’t
see.”</p>
<p>Demi felt his back, as if expecting to find it like that of the watch, and then
gravely remarked, “I dess Dod does it when I’s asleep.”</p>
<p>A careful explanation followed, to which he listened so attentively that his
anxious grandmother said, “My dear, do you think it wise to talk about
such things to that baby? He’s getting great bumps over his eyes, and
learning to ask the most unanswerable questions.”</p>
<p>“If he is old enough to ask the question he is old enough to receive true
answers. I am not putting the thoughts into his head, but helping him unfold
those already there. These children are wiser than we are, and I have no doubt
the boy understands every word I have said to him. Now, Demi, tell me where you
keep your mind.”</p>
<p>If the boy had replied like Alcibiades, “By the gods, Socrates, I cannot
tell,” his grandfather would not have been surprised, but when, after
standing a moment on one leg, like a meditative young stork, he answered, in a
tone of calm conviction, “In my little belly,” the old gentleman
could only join in Grandma’s laugh, and dismiss the class in metaphysics.</p>
<p>There might have been cause for maternal anxiety, if Demi had not given
convincing proofs that he was a true boy, as well as a budding philosopher, for
often, after a discussion which caused Hannah to prophesy, with ominous nods,
“That child ain’t long for this world,” he would turn about
and set her fears at rest by some of the pranks with which dear, dirty, naughty
little rascals distract and delight their parent’s souls.</p>
<p>Meg made many moral rules, and tried to keep them, but what mother was ever
proof against the winning wiles, the ingenious evasions, or the tranquil
audacity of the miniature men and women who so early show themselves
accomplished Artful Dodgers?</p>
<p>“No more raisins, Demi. They’ll make you sick,” says Mamma to
the young person who offers his services in the kitchen with unfailing
regularity on plum-pudding day.</p>
<p>“Me likes to be sick.”</p>
<p>“I don’t want to have you, so run away and help Daisy make patty
cakes.”</p>
<p>He reluctantly departs, but his wrongs weigh upon his spirit, and by-and-by
when an opportunity comes to redress them, he outwits Mamma by a shrewd
bargain.</p>
<p>“Now you have been good children, and I’ll play anything you
like,” says Meg, as she leads her assistant cooks upstairs, when the
pudding is safely bouncing in the pot.</p>
<p>“Truly, Marmar?” asks Demi, with a brilliant idea in his
well-powdered head.</p>
<p>“Yes, truly. Anything you say,” replies the shortsighted parent,
preparing herself to sing, “The Three Little Kittens” half a dozen
times over, or to take her family to “Buy a penny bun,” regardless
of wind or limb. But Demi corners her by the cool reply...</p>
<p>“Then we’ll go and eat up all the raisins.”</p>
<p>Aunt Dodo was chief playmate and confidante of both children, and the trio
turned the little house topsy-turvy. Aunt Amy was as yet only a name to them,
Aunt Beth soon faded into a pleasantly vague memory, but Aunt Dodo was a living
reality, and they made the most of her, for which compliment she was deeply
grateful. But when Mr. Bhaer came, Jo neglected her playfellows, and dismay and
desolation fell upon their little souls. Daisy, who was fond of going about
peddling kisses, lost her best customer and became bankrupt. Demi, with
infantile penetration, soon discovered that Dodo like to play with ‘the
bear-man’ better than she did him, but though hurt, he concealed his
anguish, for he hadn’t the heart to insult a rival who kept a mine of
chocolate drops in his waistcoat pocket, and a watch that could be taken out of
its case and freely shaken by ardent admirers.</p>
<p>Some persons might have considered these pleasing liberties as bribes, but Demi
didn’t see it in that light, and continued to patronize the ‘the
bear-man’ with pensive affability, while Daisy bestowed her small
affections upon him at the third call, and considered his shoulder her throne,
his arm her refuge, his gifts treasures surpassing worth.</p>
<p>Gentlemen are sometimes seized with sudden fits of admiration for the young
relatives of ladies whom they honor with their regard, but this counterfeit
philoprogenitiveness sits uneasily upon them, and does not deceive anybody a
particle. Mr. Bhaer’s devotion was sincere, however likewise
effective—for honesty is the best policy in love as in law. He was one of
the men who are at home with children, and looked particularly well when little
faces made a pleasant contrast with his manly one. His business, whatever it
was, detained him from day to day, but evening seldom failed to bring him out
to see—well, he always asked for Mr. March, so I suppose he was the
attraction. The excellent papa labored under the delusion that he was, and
reveled in long discussions with the kindred spirit, till a chance remark of
his more observing grandson suddenly enlightened him.</p>
<p>Mr. Bhaer came in one evening to pause on the threshold of the study,
astonished by the spectacle that met his eye. Prone upon the floor lay Mr.
March, with his respectable legs in the air, and beside him, likewise prone,
was Demi, trying to imitate the attitude with his own short, scarlet-stockinged
legs, both grovelers so seriously absorbed that they were unconscious of
spectators, till Mr. Bhaer laughed his sonorous laugh, and Jo cried out, with a
scandalized face...</p>
<p>“Father, Father, here’s the Professor!”</p>
<p>Down went the black legs and up came the gray head, as the preceptor said, with
undisturbed dignity, “Good evening, Mr. Bhaer. Excuse me for a moment. We
are just finishing our lesson. Now, Demi, make the letter and tell its
name.”</p>
<p>“I knows him!” and, after a few convulsive efforts, the red legs
took the shape of a pair of compasses, and the intelligent pupil triumphantly
shouted, “It’s a We, Dranpa, it’s a We!”</p>
<p>“He’s a born Weller,” laughed Jo, as her parent gathered
himself up, and her nephew tried to stand on his head, as the only mode of
expressing his satisfaction that school was over.</p>
<p>“What have you been at today, bubchen?” asked Mr. Bhaer, picking up
the gymnast.</p>
<p>“Me went to see little Mary.”</p>
<p>“And what did you there?”</p>
<p>“I kissed her,” began Demi, with artless frankness.</p>
<p>“Prut! Thou beginnest early. What did the little Mary say to that?”
asked Mr. Bhaer, continuing to confess the young sinner, who stood upon the
knee, exploring the waistcoat pocket.</p>
<p>“Oh, she liked it, and she kissed me, and I liked it. Don’t little
boys like little girls?” asked Demi, with his mouth full, and an air of
bland satisfaction.</p>
<p>“You precocious chick! Who put that into your head?” said Jo,
enjoying the innocent revelation as much as the Professor.</p>
<p>“’Tisn’t in mine head, it’s in mine mouf,”
answered literal Demi, putting out his tongue, with a chocolate drop on it,
thinking she alluded to confectionery, not ideas.</p>
<p>“Thou shouldst save some for the little friend. Sweets to the sweet,
mannling,” and Mr. Bhaer offered Jo some, with a look that made her
wonder if chocolate was not the nectar drunk by the gods. Demi also saw the
smile, was impressed by it, and artlessy inquired. ..</p>
<p>“Do great boys like great girls, to, ’Fessor?”</p>
<p>Like young Washington, Mr. Bhaer ‘couldn’t tell a lie’, so he
gave the somewhat vague reply that he believed they did sometimes, in a tone
that made Mr. March put down his clothesbrush, glance at Jo’s retiring
face, and then sink into his chair, looking as if the ‘precocious
chick’ had put an idea into his head that was both sweet and sour.</p>
<p>Why Dodo, when she caught him in the china closet half an hour afterward,
nearly squeezed the breath out of his little body with a tender embrace,
instead of shaking him for being there, and why she followed up this novel
performance by the unexpected gift of a big slice of bread and jelly, remained
one of the problems over which Demi puzzled his small wits, and was forced to
leave unsolved forever.</p>
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