<h3>THE BURLESQUE DUEL.</h3>
<p>Lincoln was plunged willy-nilly into the society he shunned at
home, on entering the legislature at Springfield. A newspaper there
published the account--from her side--of a young lady's difference
with a noted politician, General James Shields. He married a sister
of Lincoln's wife, and there was a feud between them. Shields flew
to the editor to demand the name of the maligner, as he called the
correspondent, or the editor must meet him with dueling weapon--or
his horsewhip. In the Western States the whip was snapped at literary
men as the cane was flourished in England at the date, 1842.</p>
<p>The editor consulted with Lincoln as a lawyer and a friend. With his
enmity as to Shields, the friend promptly advised him to say "I did
it!" This was, in fact, sheer justice, for it was Lincoln's wife who
uttered the articles. And, by the way, their style and rustic humor
were much in the vein of the "Widow Bedott" and the "Samantha" papers
of later times. Mrs. Lincoln was not the mere housekeeper the scribes
accuse her of being. Lincoln knew what was her value when he read
his speeches first to her for an opinion, as Moli�re courted his
stewardess for opinions. Sumner heeded her counsel.</p>
<p>Abraham championed the mysterious "Aunt 'Becca," who had characterized
Shields as "a ballroom dandy floating around without heft or
substance, just like a lot of cat-fur where cats have been fighting."
Is not this quite Lincolnian?</p>
<p>Thus put forward, Lincoln received a challenge.</p>
<p>Trial by battle-personal still ruled. The politicians coupled with
the necessity of going out with weapons to maintain an assertion in
speech or publication were Jefferson Davis, Jackson, the President;
Henry Clay, the amiable; Sam Houston, Sergeant S. Prentiss, etc.</p>
<p>Shields naturally challenged the lady's champion. As the challenged
party, Lincoln, who had cooled in the interim, not only chose
broadswords (not at all "the gentleman's arm in an affair of honor"),
but, what is more, descanted on the qualities of the cutlas in such a
droll manner and words that the second went off laughing. He imparted
his unseemly mirth to his opponent's seconds, and all the parties
concerned took the cue to soften down the irritation between two
persons formerly "chums," and relatives so close.</p>
<p>The meeting took place by the river-side out of Alton, where the
leaking out of the gallantry of Lincoln in taking up the cudgels for
the lady led to an explanation, although no such enlightenment ought
to be permitted on the ground. Besides, all was ludicrous--the
broadswords intolerably broad.</p>
<p>The principals shook hands. But the plotters were not content with
this peaceful ending. They had determined that the outside spectators
on the town side of the river should be "in at the (sham) death." They
rigged up a log in a coat and sheet like a man wounded and reclining
in the bottom of a boat, and pretended it was one of the duelists,
badly stricken, whom they were escorting to town for surgical
assistance. The explosion of laughter receiving the two principals
when the hoax was revealed caused the incident to be a sore point to
both Lincoln and Shields.
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