<h3>THE ABUTMENT WAS DUBERSOME.</h3>
<p>President Lincoln was told that the Northern and Southern Democrats
had at last accomplished a fusion.</p>
<p>"Well, I believe you, of course," said he to the informant, "but I
have my doubts of the foundation, like my friend Brown. Brown is a
sound church member. He was member, too, of a township committee,
having to receive bids for building a bridge over a deep and rapid
river. The contractors did not seem to like the proposition, so Brown
called in an architectural acquaintance, named--we will say, Jones.
At the question 'Can you build this bridge?' he was overbold, and
replied: 'Yes, sir, or any other. I could build a bridge from Sodom
to Gomorrah with abutment below.' The committee being good and select
men were shocked at the strong language, and Brown was called upon to
defend his prot�g�.</p>
<p>"'I know Jones well enough,' he rejoined, 'and he is so honest a man
and good a builder, that if he states positively that he can build a
bridge from Sodom to Gomorrah, why, I believe him! But--I feel bound
to state that I am in some doubt as to the abutment on the other
side!'</p>
<p>"My friend, I reassert I have my doubts about the abutment!"
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