<h3>BETTER LOOKING THAN EXPECTED.</h3>
<p>(Related by the President to Grace Greenwood):</p>
<p>"As I recall it, the story, told very simply and tersely, but with
inimitable drollery, ran that a certain honest old farmer, visiting
the capital for the first time, was taken by the member of Congress
for his 'deestrict,' to some large gathering or entertainment. He went
in order to see the President. Unfortunately, Mr. Lincoln did not
appear; and the congressman, being a bit of a wag, and not liking to
have his constituent disappointed, designated Mr. R., of Minnesota.
He was a gentleman of a particularly round and rubicund countenance.
The worthy agriculturist, greatly astonished, exclaimed:</p>
<p>"Is that old Abe? Well, I du declare! He's a better-lookin' man than
I expected to see; but it do seem as how his troubles have druv him
to drink!'"
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