<h3>CHESTNUTS UNDER A SYCAMORE.</h3>
<p>The President, on his way to the Department of War, perceived a
gentleman under a tree, scraping among the heaped leaves with his
cane. He knew him, a Major Johnson, of the department, an old District
of Columbia man who had never been out of the district.</p>
<p>"Good morning, major!" hailed the executive officer. "What in the
world are you doing there?"</p>
<p>"Looking for a few horse-chestnuts."</p>
<p>"Eh? Do you expect to find them under a sycamore-tree?" The President
laughed freely and passed on. He ought to have removed the misguided
botanist into the Department of Agriculture, where he might have
learned something.
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