<h3>"IS THE WORLD GOING TO FOLLOW THAT COMET OFF?"</h3>
<p>Two gentlemen going by stage-coach from Terre Haute to Indianapolis,
in 1858, found one part of the vehicle occupied fully by a tall,
countrified person, in a cheap hat and without coat or vest, but a
farm roundabout. They had to wake him up, but he was civil and polite
enough in his unkempt way. They thought he would be a good butt for
play, as educated folk were uncommon out there in 1847, and considered
the untaught as their legitimate prey. So they bombarded the poor
bumpkin with "wordy pyrotechnics," at which the stranger bewilderingly
added his laugh and finally was emboldened to ask what would be the
upshot of "this here comet business?"</p>
<p>The comet was the talk, especially in the evening, of the world, as it
was taken to forerun disasters. If the editor remembers aright it was
sword-shaped. That portends war. The intelligent jesters answered him
to confuse still more, and left him at Indianapolis. One of the two
travelers was Judge Abram Hammond, and his companion, who tells the
story, Thomas H. Nelson, of Terre Haute. The latter, coming down after
preening up, found a brilliant group of lights of the law in the main
room. They were judges and luminaries of the bar--but who should be
the center of the galaxy but the uncouth fellow traveler! All were so
interested in a story he was telling that Mr. Nelson could, unnoticed,
inquire of the laughing landlord as to the entertainer of these wits.</p>
<p>"Abraham Lincoln, of Sangamonvale, our M. C.!"</p>
<p>He was so stupefied that, on recovery, he hurried upstairs and got
Hammond to levant with him. But he was not to remain unpunished.
Years after, when Hammond was governor of the State, and he to become
minister to Chile, Nelson, was at the same hotel-Browning's--at the
capital, when looking over the party welcoming and accompanying the
President-elect to Washington, he saw a long arm reached out to his
shoulder; a shrill voice pierced his ear:</p>
<p>"Hello, Nelson! do you think, after all, the whole world is going
to follow that darned comet [Footnote: Donati's comet.] off?"</p>
<p>The words were Nelson's own in reply to the supposed Reuben's question
in the stage-coach twelve years before!</p>
<p>No joke of a memory, that--for a joke!
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