Lincoln Story Book, The

<h3>SWEARING LIKE A CHURCHWARDEN.</h3> <p>To convey the President from General Hooker's camp to the review of General Reynolds' corps, a ride had to be taken in a six-mule ambulance. Either not knowing the rank of his passenger, or being a teamster, which in our army replaces the French sapper for rudeness, the driver showered as many oaths of the largest caliber--fire and fury signifying nothing--as snaps of the long cowhide. Lincoln, who had known the genus in the clay of the West, kept his eye on him while leaning out of the window. In an interval when the vociferator had to take breath, he asked quietly:</p> <p>"Excuse me, my friend, are you an Episcopalian?"</p> <p>"N-no, Mr. President," stammered the astonished jehu, "I am a Methodist."</p> <p>"Well, I thought you must be an Episcopalian, for you swear like Secretary Seward, a warden of that church."</p> <p>(Seward was the great man of the Republican party, next to Lincoln only in some essentials for political success. While a church member, he was man of the world enough to give a backing to this jest of the President.) <br/> <br/> <br/></p> <div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />