<h3>STICK TO YOUR BUSINESS.</h3>
<p>Among the bores who assailed the President was a Western stranger who
had another plan to end the war. Lincoln listened to him all the way,
and then obliged him and the crowd with a story:</p>
<p>"You may have heard of Mr. Bounce, of Chicago? No; well, he was a
gentleman of so much leisure that he had no time to do anything! This
superb loafer went to a capitalist at the time of a wheat flurry, when
speculators reckoned to make fortunes, and he informed Mr. Blank Check
how his project would make them both terribly rich. The reply came
sharp as a bear-trap: 'My advice is that you stick to your business!'</p>
<p>"'But I have no business--I am a gentleman.'</p>
<p>"'Whatever that is, I advise you to stick to that!'</p>
<p>"And now, my friend," proceeded the President, "I mean nothing
offensive, for I know you mean well--but I think you had better stick
to your business and leave the war-threshing to those who have the
responsibility."
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