<h3>HIS <i>PEN</i> WANTED TO KEEP THEIR HOGS SAFE.</h3>
<p>Just after the call for seventy-five thousand ninety-day men to subdue
the outbreak after Sumter was cannonaded, a deputation of loyal
Virginians waited upon the President. They expounded on this levy that
the fair fields of the South would be overrun by the ragamuffins of
the Northern cities, and the hen-roosts and pig-houses ravished, etc.</p>
<p>"But what would you have me do?" asked Lincoln, who did not then
foresee his having to conduct the military movements.</p>
<p>"Mr. President, if you would only lend us your pen a moment--"
meaning, of course, that he should write a line to calm the rising
storm.</p>
<p>But the other pretended to misunderstand him, saying: "Lend my pen!
my <i>pen</i>? What would you do with that?--keep your hogs safe with
that?"
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