Bib Ballads

<h3><SPAN name="HIS_FAVORITE_ROLE" id="HIS_FAVORITE_ROLE"></SPAN>HIS FAVORITE ROLE</h3> <div class="cpoem1"> <p>You could be president as well as not,<br/> <span style="margin-left: 2em;">Since all you'd have to do is think you were,</span><br/> With that imagination that you've got;<br/> <span style="margin-left: 2em;">Or multimillionaire if you prefer,</span><br/> Or you could be some famous football star,<br/> <span style="margin-left: 2em;">Or Tyrus Cobb, admired by ev'ry fan;</span><br/> Instead of that, you tell me that you are<br/> <span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Garbage Man.</span><br/> <br/> Why pick him out, when you can take your choice?<br/> <span style="margin-left: 2em;">Is his so charming, nice, and sweet a role</span><br/> That acting it should make you to rejoice<br/> <span style="margin-left: 2em;">And be a source of comfort to your soul?</span><br/> Is there some hidden happiness that he<br/> <span style="margin-left: 2em;">Uncovers in his march from can to can</span><br/> That you above all else should want to be<br/> <span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Garbage Man?</span><br/></p> </div> <div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/060.jpg" width-obs="514" height-obs="600" alt="" title="decoration" /></div> <div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />