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<h2> Chapter 10 </h2>
<p>The day passed much as the day before had done. Mrs. Hurst and Miss
Bingley had spent some hours of the morning with the invalid, who
continued, though slowly, to mend; and in the evening Elizabeth joined
their party in the drawing-room. The loo-table, however, did not appear.
Mr. Darcy was writing, and Miss Bingley, seated near him, was watching the
progress of his letter and repeatedly calling off his attention by
messages to his sister. Mr. Hurst and Mr. Bingley were at piquet, and Mrs.
Hurst was observing their game.</p>
<p>Elizabeth took up some needlework, and was sufficiently amused in
attending to what passed between Darcy and his companion. The perpetual
commendations of the lady, either on his handwriting, or on the evenness
of his lines, or on the length of his letter, with the perfect unconcern
with which her praises were received, formed a curious dialogue, and was
exactly in union with her opinion of each.</p>
<p>"How delighted Miss Darcy will be to receive such a letter!"</p>
<p>He made no answer.</p>
<p>"You write uncommonly fast."</p>
<p>"You are mistaken. I write rather slowly."</p>
<p>"How many letters you must have occasion to write in the course of a year!
Letters of business, too! How odious I should think them!"</p>
<p>"It is fortunate, then, that they fall to my lot instead of yours."</p>
<p>"Pray tell your sister that I long to see her."</p>
<p>"I have already told her so once, by your desire."</p>
<p>"I am afraid you do not like your pen. Let me mend it for you. I mend pens
remarkably well."</p>
<p>"Thank you—but I always mend my own."</p>
<p>"How can you contrive to write so even?"</p>
<p>He was silent.</p>
<p>"Tell your sister I am delighted to hear of her improvement on the harp;
and pray let her know that I am quite in raptures with her beautiful
little design for a table, and I think it infinitely superior to Miss
Grantley's."</p>
<p>"Will you give me leave to defer your raptures till I write again? At
present I have not room to do them justice."</p>
<p>"Oh! it is of no consequence. I shall see her in January. But do you
always write such charming long letters to her, Mr. Darcy?"</p>
<p>"They are generally long; but whether always charming it is not for me to
determine."</p>
<p>"It is a rule with me, that a person who can write a long letter with
ease, cannot write ill."</p>
<p>"That will not do for a compliment to Darcy, Caroline," cried her brother,
"because he does <i>not</i> write with ease. He studies too much for words
of four syllables. Do not you, Darcy?"</p>
<p>"My style of writing is very different from yours."</p>
<p>"Oh!" cried Miss Bingley, "Charles writes in the most careless way
imaginable. He leaves out half his words, and blots the rest."</p>
<p>"My ideas flow so rapidly that I have not time to express them—by
which means my letters sometimes convey no ideas at all to my
correspondents."</p>
<p>"Your humility, Mr. Bingley," said Elizabeth, "must disarm reproof."</p>
<p>"Nothing is more deceitful," said Darcy, "than the appearance of humility.
It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect
boast."</p>
<p>"And which of the two do you call <i>my</i> little recent piece of
modesty?"</p>
<p>"The indirect boast; for you are really proud of your defects in writing,
because you consider them as proceeding from a rapidity of thought and
carelessness of execution, which, if not estimable, you think at least
highly interesting. The power of doing anything with quickness is always
prized much by the possessor, and often without any attention to the
imperfection of the performance. When you told Mrs. Bennet this morning
that if you ever resolved upon quitting Netherfield you should be gone in
five minutes, you meant it to be a sort of panegyric, of compliment to
yourself—and yet what is there so very laudable in a precipitance
which must leave very necessary business undone, and can be of no real
advantage to yourself or anyone else?"</p>
<p>"Nay," cried Bingley, "this is too much, to remember at night all the
foolish things that were said in the morning. And yet, upon my honour, I
believe what I said of myself to be true, and I believe it at this moment.
At least, therefore, I did not assume the character of needless
precipitance merely to show off before the ladies."</p>
<p>"I dare say you believed it; but I am by no means convinced that you would
be gone with such celerity. Your conduct would be quite as dependent on
chance as that of any man I know; and if, as you were mounting your horse,
a friend were to say, 'Bingley, you had better stay till next week,' you
would probably do it, you would probably not go—and at another word,
might stay a month."</p>
<p>"You have only proved by this," cried Elizabeth, "that Mr. Bingley did not
do justice to his own disposition. You have shown him off now much more
than he did himself."</p>
<p>"I am exceedingly gratified," said Bingley, "by your converting what my
friend says into a compliment on the sweetness of my temper. But I am
afraid you are giving it a turn which that gentleman did by no means
intend; for he would certainly think better of me, if under such a
circumstance I were to give a flat denial, and ride off as fast as I
could."</p>
<p>"Would Mr. Darcy then consider the rashness of your original intentions as
atoned for by your obstinacy in adhering to it?"</p>
<p>"Upon my word, I cannot exactly explain the matter; Darcy must speak for
himself."</p>
<p>"You expect me to account for opinions which you choose to call mine, but
which I have never acknowledged. Allowing the case, however, to stand
according to your representation, you must remember, Miss Bennet, that the
friend who is supposed to desire his return to the house, and the delay of
his plan, has merely desired it, asked it without offering one argument in
favour of its propriety."</p>
<p>"To yield readily—easily—to the <i>persuasion</i> of a friend
is no merit with you."</p>
<p>"To yield without conviction is no compliment to the understanding of
either."</p>
<p>"You appear to me, Mr. Darcy, to allow nothing for the influence of
friendship and affection. A regard for the requester would often make one
readily yield to a request, without waiting for arguments to reason one
into it. I am not particularly speaking of such a case as you have
supposed about Mr. Bingley. We may as well wait, perhaps, till the
circumstance occurs before we discuss the discretion of his behaviour
thereupon. But in general and ordinary cases between friend and friend,
where one of them is desired by the other to change a resolution of no
very great moment, should you think ill of that person for complying with
the desire, without waiting to be argued into it?"</p>
<p>"Will it not be advisable, before we proceed on this subject, to arrange
with rather more precision the degree of importance which is to appertain
to this request, as well as the degree of intimacy subsisting between the
parties?"</p>
<p>"By all means," cried Bingley; "let us hear all the particulars, not
forgetting their comparative height and size; for that will have more
weight in the argument, Miss Bennet, than you may be aware of. I assure
you, that if Darcy were not such a great tall fellow, in comparison with
myself, I should not pay him half so much deference. I declare I do not
know a more awful object than Darcy, on particular occasions, and in
particular places; at his own house especially, and of a Sunday evening,
when he has nothing to do."</p>
<p>Mr. Darcy smiled; but Elizabeth thought she could perceive that he was
rather offended, and therefore checked her laugh. Miss Bingley warmly
resented the indignity he had received, in an expostulation with her
brother for talking such nonsense.</p>
<p>"I see your design, Bingley," said his friend. "You dislike an argument,
and want to silence this."</p>
<p>"Perhaps I do. Arguments are too much like disputes. If you and Miss
Bennet will defer yours till I am out of the room, I shall be very
thankful; and then you may say whatever you like of me."</p>
<p>"What you ask," said Elizabeth, "is no sacrifice on my side; and Mr. Darcy
had much better finish his letter."</p>
<p>Mr. Darcy took her advice, and did finish his letter.</p>
<p>When that business was over, he applied to Miss Bingley and Elizabeth for
an indulgence of some music. Miss Bingley moved with some alacrity to the
pianoforte; and, after a polite request that Elizabeth would lead the way
which the other as politely and more earnestly negatived, she seated
herself.</p>
<p>Mrs. Hurst sang with her sister, and while they were thus employed,
Elizabeth could not help observing, as she turned over some music-books
that lay on the instrument, how frequently Mr. Darcy's eyes were fixed on
her. She hardly knew how to suppose that she could be an object of
admiration to so great a man; and yet that he should look at her because
he disliked her, was still more strange. She could only imagine, however,
at last that she drew his notice because there was something more wrong
and reprehensible, according to his ideas of right, than in any other
person present. The supposition did not pain her. She liked him too little
to care for his approbation.</p>
<p>After playing some Italian songs, Miss Bingley varied the charm by a
lively Scotch air; and soon afterwards Mr. Darcy, drawing near Elizabeth,
said to her:</p>
<p>"Do not you feel a great inclination, Miss Bennet, to seize such an
opportunity of dancing a reel?"</p>
<p>She smiled, but made no answer. He repeated the question, with some
surprise at her silence.</p>
<p>"Oh!" said she, "I heard you before, but I could not immediately determine
what to say in reply. You wanted me, I know, to say 'Yes,' that you might
have the pleasure of despising my taste; but I always delight in
overthrowing those kind of schemes, and cheating a person of their
premeditated contempt. I have, therefore, made up my mind to tell you,
that I do not want to dance a reel at all—and now despise me if you
dare."</p>
<p>"Indeed I do not dare."</p>
<p>Elizabeth, having rather expected to affront him, was amazed at his
gallantry; but there was a mixture of sweetness and archness in her manner
which made it difficult for her to affront anybody; and Darcy had never
been so bewitched by any woman as he was by her. He really believed, that
were it not for the inferiority of her connections, he should be in some
danger.</p>
<p>Miss Bingley saw, or suspected enough to be jealous; and her great anxiety
for the recovery of her dear friend Jane received some assistance from her
desire of getting rid of Elizabeth.</p>
<p>She often tried to provoke Darcy into disliking her guest, by talking of
their supposed marriage, and planning his happiness in such an alliance.</p>
<p>"I hope," said she, as they were walking together in the shrubbery the
next day, "you will give your mother-in-law a few hints, when this
desirable event takes place, as to the advantage of holding her tongue;
and if you can compass it, do cure the younger girls of running after
officers. And, if I may mention so delicate a subject, endeavour to check
that little something, bordering on conceit and impertinence, which your
lady possesses."</p>
<p>"Have you anything else to propose for my domestic felicity?"</p>
<p>"Oh! yes. Do let the portraits of your uncle and aunt Phillips be placed
in the gallery at Pemberley. Put them next to your great-uncle the judge.
They are in the same profession, you know, only in different lines. As for
your Elizabeth's picture, you must not have it taken, for what painter
could do justice to those beautiful eyes?"</p>
<p>"It would not be easy, indeed, to catch their expression, but their colour
and shape, and the eyelashes, so remarkably fine, might be copied."</p>
<p>At that moment they were met from another walk by Mrs. Hurst and Elizabeth
herself.</p>
<p>"I did not know that you intended to walk," said Miss Bingley, in some
confusion, lest they had been overheard.</p>
<p>"You used us abominably ill," answered Mrs. Hurst, "running away without
telling us that you were coming out."</p>
<p>Then taking the disengaged arm of Mr. Darcy, she left Elizabeth to walk by
herself. The path just admitted three. Mr. Darcy felt their rudeness, and
immediately said:</p>
<p>"This walk is not wide enough for our party. We had better go into the
avenue."</p>
<p>But Elizabeth, who had not the least inclination to remain with them,
laughingly answered:</p>
<p>"No, no; stay where you are. You are charmingly grouped, and appear to
uncommon advantage. The picturesque would be spoilt by admitting a fourth.
Good-bye."</p>
<p>She then ran gaily off, rejoicing as she rambled about, in the hope of
being at home again in a day or two. Jane was already so much recovered as
to intend leaving her room for a couple of hours that evening.</p>
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<h2> Chapter 11 </h2>
<p>When the ladies removed after dinner, Elizabeth ran up to her sister, and
seeing her well guarded from cold, attended her into the drawing-room,
where she was welcomed by her two friends with many professions of
pleasure; and Elizabeth had never seen them so agreeable as they were
during the hour which passed before the gentlemen appeared. Their powers
of conversation were considerable. They could describe an entertainment
with accuracy, relate an anecdote with humour, and laugh at their
acquaintance with spirit.</p>
<p>But when the gentlemen entered, Jane was no longer the first object; Miss
Bingley's eyes were instantly turned toward Darcy, and she had something
to say to him before he had advanced many steps. He addressed himself to
Miss Bennet, with a polite congratulation; Mr. Hurst also made her a
slight bow, and said he was "very glad;" but diffuseness and warmth
remained for Bingley's salutation. He was full of joy and attention. The
first half-hour was spent in piling up the fire, lest she should suffer
from the change of room; and she removed at his desire to the other side
of the fireplace, that she might be further from the door. He then sat
down by her, and talked scarcely to anyone else. Elizabeth, at work in the
opposite corner, saw it all with great delight.</p>
<p>When tea was over, Mr. Hurst reminded his sister-in-law of the card-table—but
in vain. She had obtained private intelligence that Mr. Darcy did not wish
for cards; and Mr. Hurst soon found even his open petition rejected. She
assured him that no one intended to play, and the silence of the whole
party on the subject seemed to justify her. Mr. Hurst had therefore
nothing to do, but to stretch himself on one of the sofas and go to sleep.
Darcy took up a book; Miss Bingley did the same; and Mrs. Hurst,
principally occupied in playing with her bracelets and rings, joined now
and then in her brother's conversation with Miss Bennet.</p>
<p>Miss Bingley's attention was quite as much engaged in watching Mr. Darcy's
progress through <i>his</i> book, as in reading her own; and she was
perpetually either making some inquiry, or looking at his page. She could
not win him, however, to any conversation; he merely answered her
question, and read on. At length, quite exhausted by the attempt to be
amused with her own book, which she had only chosen because it was the
second volume of his, she gave a great yawn and said, "How pleasant it is
to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there is no enjoyment
like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I
have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent
library."</p>
<p>No one made any reply. She then yawned again, threw aside her book, and
cast her eyes round the room in quest for some amusement; when hearing her
brother mentioning a ball to Miss Bennet, she turned suddenly towards him
and said:</p>
<p>"By the bye, Charles, are you really serious in meditating a dance at
Netherfield? I would advise you, before you determine on it, to consult
the wishes of the present party; I am much mistaken if there are not some
among us to whom a ball would be rather a punishment than a pleasure."</p>
<p>"If you mean Darcy," cried her brother, "he may go to bed, if he chooses,
before it begins—but as for the ball, it is quite a settled thing;
and as soon as Nicholls has made white soup enough, I shall send round my
cards."</p>
<p>"I should like balls infinitely better," she replied, "if they were
carried on in a different manner; but there is something insufferably
tedious in the usual process of such a meeting. It would surely be much
more rational if conversation instead of dancing were made the order of
the day."</p>
<p>"Much more rational, my dear Caroline, I dare say, but it would not be
near so much like a ball."</p>
<p>Miss Bingley made no answer, and soon afterwards she got up and walked
about the room. Her figure was elegant, and she walked well; but Darcy, at
whom it was all aimed, was still inflexibly studious. In the desperation
of her feelings, she resolved on one effort more, and, turning to
Elizabeth, said:</p>
<p>"Miss Eliza Bennet, let me persuade you to follow my example, and take a
turn about the room. I assure you it is very refreshing after sitting so
long in one attitude."</p>
<p>Elizabeth was surprised, but agreed to it immediately. Miss Bingley
succeeded no less in the real object of her civility; Mr. Darcy looked up.
He was as much awake to the novelty of attention in that quarter as
Elizabeth herself could be, and unconsciously closed his book. He was
directly invited to join their party, but he declined it, observing that
he could imagine but two motives for their choosing to walk up and down
the room together, with either of which motives his joining them would
interfere. "What could he mean? She was dying to know what could be his
meaning?"—and asked Elizabeth whether she could at all understand
him?</p>
<p>"Not at all," was her answer; "but depend upon it, he means to be severe
on us, and our surest way of disappointing him will be to ask nothing
about it."</p>
<p>Miss Bingley, however, was incapable of disappointing Mr. Darcy in
anything, and persevered therefore in requiring an explanation of his two
motives.</p>
<p>"I have not the smallest objection to explaining them," said he, as soon
as she allowed him to speak. "You either choose this method of passing the
evening because you are in each other's confidence, and have secret
affairs to discuss, or because you are conscious that your figures appear
to the greatest advantage in walking; if the first, I would be completely
in your way, and if the second, I can admire you much better as I sit by
the fire."</p>
<p>"Oh! shocking!" cried Miss Bingley. "I never heard anything so abominable.
How shall we punish him for such a speech?"</p>
<p>"Nothing so easy, if you have but the inclination," said Elizabeth. "We
can all plague and punish one another. Tease him—laugh at him.
Intimate as you are, you must know how it is to be done."</p>
<p>"But upon my honour, I do <i>not</i>. I do assure you that my intimacy has
not yet taught me <i>that</i>. Tease calmness of manner and presence of
mind! No, no; I feel he may defy us there. And as to laughter, we will not
expose ourselves, if you please, by attempting to laugh without a subject.
Mr. Darcy may hug himself."</p>
<p>"Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at!" cried Elizabeth. "That is an uncommon
advantage, and uncommon I hope it will continue, for it would be a great
loss to <i>me</i> to have many such acquaintances. I dearly love a laugh."</p>
<p>"Miss Bingley," said he, "has given me more credit than can be. The wisest
and the best of men—nay, the wisest and best of their actions—may
be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke."</p>
<p>"Certainly," replied Elizabeth—"there are such people, but I hope I
am not one of <i>them</i>. I hope I never ridicule what is wise and good.
Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies, <i>do</i> divert me, I
own, and I laugh at them whenever I can. But these, I suppose, are
precisely what you are without."</p>
<p>"Perhaps that is not possible for anyone. But it has been the study of my
life to avoid those weaknesses which often expose a strong understanding
to ridicule."</p>
<p>"Such as vanity and pride."</p>
<p>"Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride—where there is a real
superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation."</p>
<p>Elizabeth turned away to hide a smile.</p>
<p>"Your examination of Mr. Darcy is over, I presume," said Miss Bingley;
"and pray what is the result?"</p>
<p>"I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no defect. He owns it
himself without disguise."</p>
<p>"No," said Darcy, "I have made no such pretension. I have faults enough,
but they are not, I hope, of understanding. My temper I dare not vouch
for. It is, I believe, too little yielding—certainly too little for
the convenience of the world. I cannot forget the follies and vices of
others so soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself. My feelings
are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. My temper would
perhaps be called resentful. My good opinion once lost, is lost forever."</p>
<p>"<i>That</i> is a failing indeed!" cried Elizabeth. "Implacable resentment
<i>is</i> a shade in a character. But you have chosen your fault well. I
really cannot <i>laugh</i> at it. You are safe from me."</p>
<p>"There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular
evil—a natural defect, which not even the best education can
overcome."</p>
<p>"And <i>your</i> defect is to hate everybody."</p>
<p>"And yours," he replied with a smile, "is willfully to misunderstand
them."</p>
<p>"Do let us have a little music," cried Miss Bingley, tired of a
conversation in which she had no share. "Louisa, you will not mind my
waking Mr. Hurst?"</p>
<p>Her sister had not the smallest objection, and the pianoforte was opened;
and Darcy, after a few moments' recollection, was not sorry for it. He
began to feel the danger of paying Elizabeth too much attention.</p>
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