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<h2> Chapter 27 </h2>
<p>With no greater events than these in the Longbourn family, and otherwise
diversified by little beyond the walks to Meryton, sometimes dirty and
sometimes cold, did January and February pass away. March was to take
Elizabeth to Hunsford. She had not at first thought very seriously of
going thither; but Charlotte, she soon found, was depending on the plan
and she gradually learned to consider it herself with greater pleasure as
well as greater certainty. Absence had increased her desire of seeing
Charlotte again, and weakened her disgust of Mr. Collins. There was
novelty in the scheme, and as, with such a mother and such uncompanionable
sisters, home could not be faultless, a little change was not unwelcome
for its own sake. The journey would moreover give her a peep at Jane; and,
in short, as the time drew near, she would have been very sorry for any
delay. Everything, however, went on smoothly, and was finally settled
according to Charlotte's first sketch. She was to accompany Sir William
and his second daughter. The improvement of spending a night in London was
added in time, and the plan became perfect as plan could be.</p>
<p>The only pain was in leaving her father, who would certainly miss her, and
who, when it came to the point, so little liked her going, that he told
her to write to him, and almost promised to answer her letter.</p>
<p>The farewell between herself and Mr. Wickham was perfectly friendly; on
his side even more. His present pursuit could not make him forget that
Elizabeth had been the first to excite and to deserve his attention, the
first to listen and to pity, the first to be admired; and in his manner of
bidding her adieu, wishing her every enjoyment, reminding her of what she
was to expect in Lady Catherine de Bourgh, and trusting their opinion of
her—their opinion of everybody—would always coincide, there
was a solicitude, an interest which she felt must ever attach her to him
with a most sincere regard; and she parted from him convinced that,
whether married or single, he must always be her model of the amiable and
pleasing.</p>
<p>Her fellow-travellers the next day were not of a kind to make her think
him less agreeable. Sir William Lucas, and his daughter Maria, a
good-humoured girl, but as empty-headed as himself, had nothing to say
that could be worth hearing, and were listened to with about as much
delight as the rattle of the chaise. Elizabeth loved absurdities, but she
had known Sir William's too long. He could tell her nothing new of the
wonders of his presentation and knighthood; and his civilities were worn
out, like his information.</p>
<p>It was a journey of only twenty-four miles, and they began it so early as
to be in Gracechurch Street by noon. As they drove to Mr. Gardiner's door,
Jane was at a drawing-room window watching their arrival; when they
entered the passage she was there to welcome them, and Elizabeth, looking
earnestly in her face, was pleased to see it healthful and lovely as ever.
On the stairs were a troop of little boys and girls, whose eagerness for
their cousin's appearance would not allow them to wait in the
drawing-room, and whose shyness, as they had not seen her for a
twelvemonth, prevented their coming lower. All was joy and kindness. The
day passed most pleasantly away; the morning in bustle and shopping, and
the evening at one of the theatres.</p>
<p>Elizabeth then contrived to sit by her aunt. Their first object was her
sister; and she was more grieved than astonished to hear, in reply to her
minute inquiries, that though Jane always struggled to support her
spirits, there were periods of dejection. It was reasonable, however, to
hope that they would not continue long. Mrs. Gardiner gave her the
particulars also of Miss Bingley's visit in Gracechurch Street, and
repeated conversations occurring at different times between Jane and
herself, which proved that the former had, from her heart, given up the
acquaintance.</p>
<p>Mrs. Gardiner then rallied her niece on Wickham's desertion, and
complimented her on bearing it so well.</p>
<p>"But my dear Elizabeth," she added, "what sort of girl is Miss King? I
should be sorry to think our friend mercenary."</p>
<p>"Pray, my dear aunt, what is the difference in matrimonial affairs,
between the mercenary and the prudent motive? Where does discretion end,
and avarice begin? Last Christmas you were afraid of his marrying me,
because it would be imprudent; and now, because he is trying to get a girl
with only ten thousand pounds, you want to find out that he is mercenary."</p>
<p>"If you will only tell me what sort of girl Miss King is, I shall know
what to think."</p>
<p>"She is a very good kind of girl, I believe. I know no harm of her."</p>
<p>"But he paid her not the smallest attention till her grandfather's death
made her mistress of this fortune."</p>
<p>"No—why should he? If it were not allowable for him to gain <i>my</i>
affections because I had no money, what occasion could there be for making
love to a girl whom he did not care about, and who was equally poor?"</p>
<p>"But there seems an indelicacy in directing his attentions towards her so
soon after this event."</p>
<p>"A man in distressed circumstances has not time for all those elegant
decorums which other people may observe. If <i>she</i> does not object to
it, why should <i>we</i>?"</p>
<p>"<i>Her</i> not objecting does not justify <i>him</i>. It only shows her
being deficient in something herself—sense or feeling."</p>
<p>"Well," cried Elizabeth, "have it as you choose. <i>He</i> shall be
mercenary, and <i>she</i> shall be foolish."</p>
<p>"No, Lizzy, that is what I do <i>not</i> choose. I should be sorry, you
know, to think ill of a young man who has lived so long in Derbyshire."</p>
<p>"Oh! if that is all, I have a very poor opinion of young men who live in
Derbyshire; and their intimate friends who live in Hertfordshire are not
much better. I am sick of them all. Thank Heaven! I am going to-morrow
where I shall find a man who has not one agreeable quality, who has
neither manner nor sense to recommend him. Stupid men are the only ones
worth knowing, after all."</p>
<p>"Take care, Lizzy; that speech savours strongly of disappointment."</p>
<p>Before they were separated by the conclusion of the play, she had the
unexpected happiness of an invitation to accompany her uncle and aunt in a
tour of pleasure which they proposed taking in the summer.</p>
<p>"We have not determined how far it shall carry us," said Mrs. Gardiner,
"but, perhaps, to the Lakes."</p>
<p>No scheme could have been more agreeable to Elizabeth, and her acceptance
of the invitation was most ready and grateful. "Oh, my dear, dear aunt,"
she rapturously cried, "what delight! what felicity! You give me fresh
life and vigour. Adieu to disappointment and spleen. What are young men to
rocks and mountains? Oh! what hours of transport we shall spend! And when
we <i>do</i> return, it shall not be like other travellers, without being
able to give one accurate idea of anything. We <i>will</i> know where we
have gone—we <i>will</i> recollect what we have seen. Lakes,
mountains, and rivers shall not be jumbled together in our imaginations;
nor when we attempt to describe any particular scene, will we begin
quarreling about its relative situation. Let <i>our</i> first effusions be
less insupportable than those of the generality of travellers."</p>
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<h2> Chapter 28 </h2>
<p>Every object in the next day's journey was new and interesting to
Elizabeth; and her spirits were in a state of enjoyment; for she had seen
her sister looking so well as to banish all fear for her health, and the
prospect of her northern tour was a constant source of delight.</p>
<p>When they left the high road for the lane to Hunsford, every eye was in
search of the Parsonage, and every turning expected to bring it in view.
The palings of Rosings Park was their boundary on one side. Elizabeth
smiled at the recollection of all that she had heard of its inhabitants.</p>
<p>At length the Parsonage was discernible. The garden sloping to the road,
the house standing in it, the green pales, and the laurel hedge,
everything declared they were arriving. Mr. Collins and Charlotte appeared
at the door, and the carriage stopped at the small gate which led by a
short gravel walk to the house, amidst the nods and smiles of the whole
party. In a moment they were all out of the chaise, rejoicing at the sight
of each other. Mrs. Collins welcomed her friend with the liveliest
pleasure, and Elizabeth was more and more satisfied with coming when she
found herself so affectionately received. She saw instantly that her
cousin's manners were not altered by his marriage; his formal civility was
just what it had been, and he detained her some minutes at the gate to
hear and satisfy his inquiries after all her family. They were then, with
no other delay than his pointing out the neatness of the entrance, taken
into the house; and as soon as they were in the parlour, he welcomed them
a second time, with ostentatious formality to his humble abode, and
punctually repeated all his wife's offers of refreshment.</p>
<p>Elizabeth was prepared to see him in his glory; and she could not help in
fancying that in displaying the good proportion of the room, its aspect
and its furniture, he addressed himself particularly to her, as if wishing
to make her feel what she had lost in refusing him. But though everything
seemed neat and comfortable, she was not able to gratify him by any sigh
of repentance, and rather looked with wonder at her friend that she could
have so cheerful an air with such a companion. When Mr. Collins said
anything of which his wife might reasonably be ashamed, which certainly
was not unseldom, she involuntarily turned her eye on Charlotte. Once or
twice she could discern a faint blush; but in general Charlotte wisely did
not hear. After sitting long enough to admire every article of furniture
in the room, from the sideboard to the fender, to give an account of their
journey, and of all that had happened in London, Mr. Collins invited them
to take a stroll in the garden, which was large and well laid out, and to
the cultivation of which he attended himself. To work in this garden was
one of his most respectable pleasures; and Elizabeth admired the command
of countenance with which Charlotte talked of the healthfulness of the
exercise, and owned she encouraged it as much as possible. Here, leading
the way through every walk and cross walk, and scarcely allowing them an
interval to utter the praises he asked for, every view was pointed out
with a minuteness which left beauty entirely behind. He could number the
fields in every direction, and could tell how many trees there were in the
most distant clump. But of all the views which his garden, or which the
country or kingdom could boast, none were to be compared with the prospect
of Rosings, afforded by an opening in the trees that bordered the park
nearly opposite the front of his house. It was a handsome modern building,
well situated on rising ground.</p>
<p>From his garden, Mr. Collins would have led them round his two meadows;
but the ladies, not having shoes to encounter the remains of a white
frost, turned back; and while Sir William accompanied him, Charlotte took
her sister and friend over the house, extremely well pleased, probably, to
have the opportunity of showing it without her husband's help. It was
rather small, but well built and convenient; and everything was fitted up
and arranged with a neatness and consistency of which Elizabeth gave
Charlotte all the credit. When Mr. Collins could be forgotten, there was
really an air of great comfort throughout, and by Charlotte's evident
enjoyment of it, Elizabeth supposed he must be often forgotten.</p>
<p>She had already learnt that Lady Catherine was still in the country. It
was spoken of again while they were at dinner, when Mr. Collins joining
in, observed:</p>
<p>"Yes, Miss Elizabeth, you will have the honour of seeing Lady Catherine de
Bourgh on the ensuing Sunday at church, and I need not say you will be
delighted with her. She is all affability and condescension, and I doubt
not but you will be honoured with some portion of her notice when service
is over. I have scarcely any hesitation in saying she will include you and
my sister Maria in every invitation with which she honours us during your
stay here. Her behaviour to my dear Charlotte is charming. We dine at
Rosings twice every week, and are never allowed to walk home. Her
ladyship's carriage is regularly ordered for us. I <i>should</i> say, one
of her ladyship's carriages, for she has several."</p>
<p>"Lady Catherine is a very respectable, sensible woman indeed," added
Charlotte, "and a most attentive neighbour."</p>
<p>"Very true, my dear, that is exactly what I say. She is the sort of woman
whom one cannot regard with too much deference."</p>
<p>The evening was spent chiefly in talking over Hertfordshire news, and
telling again what had already been written; and when it closed,
Elizabeth, in the solitude of her chamber, had to meditate upon
Charlotte's degree of contentment, to understand her address in guiding,
and composure in bearing with, her husband, and to acknowledge that it was
all done very well. She had also to anticipate how her visit would pass,
the quiet tenor of their usual employments, the vexatious interruptions of
Mr. Collins, and the gaieties of their intercourse with Rosings. A lively
imagination soon settled it all.</p>
<p>About the middle of the next day, as she was in her room getting ready for
a walk, a sudden noise below seemed to speak the whole house in confusion;
and, after listening a moment, she heard somebody running up stairs in a
violent hurry, and calling loudly after her. She opened the door and met
Maria in the landing place, who, breathless with agitation, cried out—</p>
<p>"Oh, my dear Eliza! pray make haste and come into the dining-room, for
there is such a sight to be seen! I will not tell you what it is. Make
haste, and come down this moment."</p>
<p>Elizabeth asked questions in vain; Maria would tell her nothing more, and
down they ran into the dining-room, which fronted the lane, in quest of
this wonder; It was two ladies stopping in a low phaeton at the garden
gate.</p>
<p>"And is this all?" cried Elizabeth. "I expected at least that the pigs
were got into the garden, and here is nothing but Lady Catherine and her
daughter."</p>
<p>"La! my dear," said Maria, quite shocked at the mistake, "it is not Lady
Catherine. The old lady is Mrs. Jenkinson, who lives with them; the other
is Miss de Bourgh. Only look at her. She is quite a little creature. Who
would have thought that she could be so thin and small?"</p>
<p>"She is abominably rude to keep Charlotte out of doors in all this wind.
Why does she not come in?"</p>
<p>"Oh, Charlotte says she hardly ever does. It is the greatest of favours
when Miss de Bourgh comes in."</p>
<p>"I like her appearance," said Elizabeth, struck with other ideas. "She
looks sickly and cross. Yes, she will do for him very well. She will make
him a very proper wife."</p>
<p>Mr. Collins and Charlotte were both standing at the gate in conversation
with the ladies; and Sir William, to Elizabeth's high diversion, was
stationed in the doorway, in earnest contemplation of the greatness before
him, and constantly bowing whenever Miss de Bourgh looked that way.</p>
<p>At length there was nothing more to be said; the ladies drove on, and the
others returned into the house. Mr. Collins no sooner saw the two girls
than he began to congratulate them on their good fortune, which Charlotte
explained by letting them know that the whole party was asked to dine at
Rosings the next day.</p>
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