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<h2> CHAPTER VII—NAPOLEON IN A GOOD HUMOR </h2>
<p>The Emperor, though ill and discommoded on horseback by a local trouble,
had never been in a better humor than on that day. His impenetrability had
been smiling ever since the morning. On the 18th of June, that profound
soul masked by marble beamed blindly. The man who had been gloomy at
Austerlitz was gay at Waterloo. The greatest favorites of destiny make
mistakes. Our joys are composed of shadow. The supreme smile is God's
alone.</p>
<p>Ridet Caesar, Pompeius flebit, said the legionaries of the Fulminatrix
Legion. Pompey was not destined to weep on that occasion, but it is
certain that Caesar laughed. While exploring on horseback at one o'clock
on the preceding night, in storm and rain, in company with Bertrand, the
communes in the neighborhood of Rossomme, satisfied at the sight of the
long line of the English camp-fires illuminating the whole horizon from
Frischemont to Braine-l'Alleud, it had seemed to him that fate, to whom he
had assigned a day on the field of Waterloo, was exact to the appointment;
he stopped his horse, and remained for some time motionless, gazing at the
lightning and listening to the thunder; and this fatalist was heard to
cast into the darkness this mysterious saying, "We are in accord."
Napoleon was mistaken. They were no longer in accord.</p>
<p>He took not a moment for sleep; every instant of that night was marked by
a joy for him. He traversed the line of the principal outposts, halting
here and there to talk to the sentinels. At half-past two, near the wood
of Hougomont, he heard the tread of a column on the march; he thought at
the moment that it was a retreat on the part of Wellington. He said: "It
is the rear-guard of the English getting under way for the purpose of
decamping. I will take prisoners the six thousand English who have just
arrived at Ostend." He conversed expansively; he regained the animation
which he had shown at his landing on the first of March, when he pointed
out to the Grand-Marshal the enthusiastic peasant of the Gulf Juan, and
cried, "Well, Bertrand, here is a reinforcement already!" On the night of
the 17th to the 18th of June he rallied Wellington. "That little
Englishman needs a lesson," said Napoleon. The rain redoubled in violence;
the thunder rolled while the Emperor was speaking.</p>
<p>At half-past three o'clock in the morning, he lost one illusion; officers
who had been despatched to reconnoitre announced to him that the enemy was
not making any movement. Nothing was stirring; not a bivouac-fire had been
extinguished; the English army was asleep. The silence on earth was
profound; the only noise was in the heavens. At four o'clock, a peasant
was brought in to him by the scouts; this peasant had served as guide to a
brigade of English cavalry, probably Vivian's brigade, which was on its
way to take up a position in the village of Ohain, at the extreme left. At
five o'clock, two Belgian deserters reported to him that they had just
quitted their regiment, and that the English army was ready for battle.
"So much the better!" exclaimed Napoleon. "I prefer to overthrow them
rather than to drive them back."</p>
<p>In the morning he dismounted in the mud on the slope which forms an angle
with the Plancenoit road, had a kitchen table and a peasant's chair
brought to him from the farm of Rossomme, seated himself, with a truss of
straw for a carpet, and spread out on the table the chart of the
battle-field, saying to Soult as he did so, "A pretty checker-board."</p>
<p>In consequence of the rains during the night, the transports of
provisions, embedded in the soft roads, had not been able to arrive by
morning; the soldiers had had no sleep; they were wet and fasting. This
did not prevent Napoleon from exclaiming cheerfully to Ney, "We have
ninety chances out of a hundred." At eight o'clock the Emperor's breakfast
was brought to him. He invited many generals to it. During breakfast, it
was said that Wellington had been to a ball two nights before, in
Brussels, at the Duchess of Richmond's; and Soult, a rough man of war,
with a face of an archbishop, said, "The ball takes place to-day." The
Emperor jested with Ney, who said, "Wellington will not be so simple as to
wait for Your Majesty." That was his way, however. "He was fond of
jesting," says Fleury de Chaboulon. "A merry humor was at the foundation
of his character," says Gourgaud. "He abounded in pleasantries, which were
more peculiar than witty," says Benjamin Constant. These gayeties of a
giant are worthy of insistence. It was he who called his grenadiers "his
grumblers"; he pinched their ears; he pulled their mustaches. "The Emperor
did nothing but play pranks on us," is the remark of one of them. During
the mysterious trip from the island of Elba to France, on the 27th of
February, on the open sea, the French brig of war, Le Zephyr, having
encountered the brig L'Inconstant, on which Napoleon was concealed, and
having asked the news of Napoleon from L'Inconstant, the Emperor, who
still wore in his hat the white and amaranthine cockade sown with bees,
which he had adopted at the isle of Elba, laughingly seized the
speaking-trumpet, and answered for himself, "The Emperor is well." A man
who laughs like that is on familiar terms with events. Napoleon indulged
in many fits of this laughter during the breakfast at Waterloo. After
breakfast he meditated for a quarter of an hour; then two generals seated
themselves on the truss of straw, pen in hand and their paper on their
knees, and the Emperor dictated to them the order of battle.</p>
<p>At nine o'clock, at the instant when the French army, ranged in echelons
and set in motion in five columns, had deployed—the divisions in two
lines, the artillery between the brigades, the music at their head; as
they beat the march, with rolls on the drums and the blasts of trumpets,
mighty, vast, joyous, a sea of casques, of sabres, and of bayonets on the
horizon, the Emperor was touched, and twice exclaimed, "Magnificent!
Magnificent!"</p>
<p>Between nine o'clock and half-past ten the whole army, incredible as it
may appear, had taken up its position and ranged itself in six lines,
forming, to repeat the Emperor's expression, "the figure of six V's." A
few moments after the formation of the battle-array, in the midst of that
profound silence, like that which heralds the beginning of a storm, which
precedes engagements, the Emperor tapped Haxo on the shoulder, as he
beheld the three batteries of twelve-pounders, detached by his orders from
the corps of Erlon, Reille, and Lobau, and destined to begin the action by
taking Mont-Saint-Jean, which was situated at the intersection of the
Nivelles and the Genappe roads, and said to him, "There are four and
twenty handsome maids, General."</p>
<p>Sure of the issue, he encouraged with a smile, as they passed before him,
the company of sappers of the first corps, which he had appointed to
barricade Mont-Saint-Jean as soon as the village should be carried. All
this serenity had been traversed by but a single word of haughty pity;
perceiving on his left, at a spot where there now stands a large tomb,
those admirable Scotch Grays, with their superb horses, massing
themselves, he said, "It is a pity."</p>
<p>Then he mounted his horse, advanced beyond Rossomme, and selected for his
post of observation a contracted elevation of turf to the right of the
road from Genappe to Brussels, which was his second station during the
battle. The third station, the one adopted at seven o'clock in the
evening, between La Belle-Alliance and La Haie-Sainte, is formidable; it
is a rather elevated knoll, which still exists, and behind which the guard
was massed on a slope of the plain. Around this knoll the balls rebounded
from the pavements of the road, up to Napoleon himself. As at Brienne, he
had over his head the shriek of the bullets and of the heavy artillery.
Mouldy cannon-balls, old sword-blades, and shapeless projectiles, eaten up
with rust, were picked up at the spot where his horse' feet stood. Scabra
rubigine. A few years ago, a shell of sixty pounds, still charged, and
with its fuse broken off level with the bomb, was unearthed. It was at
this last post that the Emperor said to his guide, Lacoste, a hostile and
terrified peasant, who was attached to the saddle of a hussar, and who
turned round at every discharge of canister and tried to hide behind
Napoleon: "Fool, it is shameful! You'll get yourself killed with a ball in
the back." He who writes these lines has himself found, in the friable
soil of this knoll, on turning over the sand, the remains of the neck of a
bomb, disintegrated, by the oxidization of six and forty years, and old
fragments of iron which parted like elder-twigs between the fingers.</p>
<p>Every one is aware that the variously inclined undulations of the plains,
where the engagement between Napoleon and Wellington took place, are no
longer what they were on June 18, 1815. By taking from this mournful field
the wherewithal to make a monument to it, its real relief has been taken
away, and history, disconcerted, no longer finds her bearings there. It
has been disfigured for the sake of glorifying it. Wellington, when he
beheld Waterloo once more, two years later, exclaimed, "They have altered
my field of battle!" Where the great pyramid of earth, surmounted by the
lion, rises to-day, there was a hillock which descended in an easy slope
towards the Nivelles road, but which was almost an escarpment on the side
of the highway to Genappe. The elevation of this escarpment can still be
measured by the height of the two knolls of the two great sepulchres which
enclose the road from Genappe to Brussels: one, the English tomb, is on
the left; the other, the German tomb, is on the right. There is no French
tomb. The whole of that plain is a sepulchre for France. Thanks to the
thousands upon thousands of cartloads of earth employed in the hillock one
hundred and fifty feet in height and half a mile in circumference, the
plateau of Mont-Saint-Jean is now accessible by an easy slope. On the day
of battle, particularly on the side of La Haie-Sainte, it was abrupt and
difficult of approach. The slope there is so steep that the English cannon
could not see the farm, situated in the bottom of the valley, which was
the centre of the combat. On the 18th of June, 1815, the rains had still
farther increased this acclivity, the mud complicated the problem of the
ascent, and the men not only slipped back, but stuck fast in the mire.
Along the crest of the plateau ran a sort of trench whose presence it was
impossible for the distant observer to divine.</p>
<p>What was this trench? Let us explain. Braine-l'Alleud is a Belgian
village; Ohain is another. These villages, both of them concealed in
curves of the landscape, are connected by a road about a league and a half
in length, which traverses the plain along its undulating level, and often
enters and buries itself in the hills like a furrow, which makes a ravine
of this road in some places. In 1815, as at the present day, this road cut
the crest of the plateau of Mont-Saint-Jean between the two highways from
Genappe and Nivelles; only, it is now on a level with the plain; it was
then a hollow way. Its two slopes have been appropriated for the
monumental hillock. This road was, and still is, a trench throughout the
greater portion of its course; a hollow trench, sometimes a dozen feet in
depth, and whose banks, being too steep, crumbled away here and there,
particularly in winter, under driving rains. Accidents happened here. The
road was so narrow at the Braine-l'Alleud entrance that a passer-by was
crushed by a cart, as is proved by a stone cross which stands near the
cemetery, and which gives the name of the dead, Monsieur Bernard Debrye,
Merchant of Brussels, and the date of the accident, February, 1637.<SPAN href="#linknote-8" name="linknoteref-8" id="noteref-8">8</SPAN> It was so
deep on the table-land of Mont-Saint-Jean that a peasant, Mathieu Nicaise,
was crushed there, in 1783, by a slide from the slope, as is stated on
another stone cross, the top of which has disappeared in the process of
clearing the ground, but whose overturned pedestal is still visible on the
grassy slope to the left of the highway between La Haie-Sainte and the
farm of Mont-Saint-Jean.</p>
<p>On the day of battle, this hollow road whose existence was in no way
indicated, bordering the crest of Mont-Saint-Jean, a trench at the summit
of the escarpment, a rut concealed in the soil, was invisible; that is to
say, terrible.</p>
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