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<h2> CHAPTER IV </h2>
<h3> "JUMPING OFF" </h3>
<p>The reader need not be told that John Bull never leaves home without
encumbering himself with the greatest possible load of luggage. Our
companions were no exception to the rule. They had a wagon drawn by six
mules and crammed with provisions for six months, besides ammunition
enough for a regiment; spare rifles and fowling-pieces, ropes and harness;
personal baggage, and a miscellaneous assortment of articles, which
produced infinite embarrassment on the journey. They had also decorated
their persons with telescopes and portable compasses, and carried English
double-barreled rifles of sixteen to the pound caliber, slung to their
saddles in dragoon fashion.</p>
<p>By sunrise on the 23d of May we had breakfasted; the tents were leveled,
the animals saddled and harnessed, and all was prepared. "Avance donc! get
up!" cried Delorier from his seat in front of the cart. Wright, our
friend's muleteer, after some swearing and lashing, got his insubordinate
train in motion, and then the whole party filed from the ground. Thus we
bade a long adieu to bed and board, and the principles of Blackstone's
Commentaries. The day was a most auspicious one; and yet Shaw and I felt
certain misgivings, which in the sequel proved but too well founded. We
had just learned that though R. had taken it upon him to adopt this course
without consulting us, not a single man in the party was acquainted with
it; and the absurdity of our friend's high-handed measure very soon became
manifest. His plan was to strike the trail of several companies of
dragoons, who last summer had made an expedition under Colonel Kearny to
Fort Laramie, and by this means to reach the grand trail of the Oregon
emigrants up the Platte.</p>
<p>We rode for an hour or two when a familiar cluster of buildings appeared
on a little hill. "Hallo!" shouted the Kickapoo trader from over his
fence. "Where are you going?" A few rather emphatic exclamations might
have been heard among us, when we found that we had gone miles out of our
way, and were not advanced an inch toward the Rocky Mountains. So we
turned in the direction the trader indicated, and with the sun for a
guide, began to trace a "bee line" across the prairies. We struggled
through copses and lines of wood; we waded brooks and pools of water; we
traversed prairies as green as an emerald, expanding before us for mile
after mile; wider and more wild than the wastes Mazeppa rode over:</p>
<p>"Man nor brute,<br/>
Nor dint of hoof, nor print of foot,<br/>
Lay in the wild luxuriant soil;<br/>
No sign of travel; none of toil;<br/>
The very air was mute."<br/></p>
<p>Riding in advance, we passed over one of these great plains; we looked
back and saw the line of scattered horsemen stretching for a mile or more;
and far in the rear against the horizon, the white wagons creeping slowly
along. "Here we are at last!" shouted the captain. And in truth we had
struck upon the traces of a large body of horse. We turned joyfully and
followed this new course, with tempers somewhat improved; and toward
sunset encamped on a high swell of the prairie, at the foot of which a
lazy stream soaked along through clumps of rank grass. It was getting
dark. We turned the horses loose to feed. "Drive down the tent-pickets
hard," said Henry Chatillon, "it is going to blow." We did so, and secured
the tent as well as we could; for the sky had changed totally, and a fresh
damp smell in the wind warned us that a stormy night was likely to succeed
the hot clear day. The prairie also wore a new aspect, and its vast swells
had grown black and somber under the shadow of the clouds. The thunder
soon began to growl at a distance. Picketing and hobbling the horses among
the rich grass at the foot of the slope, where we encamped, we gained a
shelter just as the rain began to fall; and sat at the opening of the
tent, watching the proceedings of the captain. In defiance of the rain he
was stalking among the horses, wrapped in an old Scotch plaid. An extreme
solicitude tormented him, lest some of his favorites should escape, or
some accident should befall them; and he cast an anxious eye toward three
wolves who were sneaking along over the dreary surface of the plain, as if
he dreaded some hostile demonstration on their part.</p>
<p>On the next morning we had gone but a mile or two, when we came to an
extensive belt of woods, through the midst of which ran a stream, wide,
deep, and of an appearance particularly muddy and treacherous. Delorier
was in advance with his cart; he jerked his pipe from his mouth, lashed
his mules, and poured forth a volley of Canadian ejaculations. In plunged
the cart, but midway it stuck fast. Delorier leaped out knee-deep in
water, and by dint of sacres and a vigorous application of the whip, he
urged the mules out of the slough. Then approached the long team and heavy
wagon of our friends; but it paused on the brink.</p>
<p>"Now my advice is—" began the captain, who had been anxiously
contemplating the muddy gulf.</p>
<p>"Drive on!" cried R.</p>
<p>But Wright, the muleteer, apparently had not as yet decided the point in
his own mind; and he sat still in his seat on one of the shaft-mules,
whistling in a low contemplative strain to himself.</p>
<p>"My advice is," resumed the captain, "that we unload; for I'll bet any man
five pounds that if we try to go through, we shall stick fast."</p>
<p>"By the powers, we shall stick fast!" echoed Jack, the captain's brother,
shaking his large head with an air of firm conviction.</p>
<p>"Drive on! drive on!" cried R. petulantly.</p>
<p>"Well," observed the captain, turning to us as we sat looking on, much
edified by this by-play among our confederates, "I can only give my advice
and if people won't be reasonable, why, they won't; that's all!"</p>
<p>Meanwhile Wright had apparently made up his mind; for he suddenly began to
shout forth a volley of oaths and curses, that, compared with the French
imprecations of Delorier, sounded like the roaring of heavy cannon after
the popping and sputtering of a bunch of Chinese crackers. At the same
time he discharged a shower of blows upon his mules, who hastily dived
into the mud and drew the wagon lumbering after them. For a moment the
issue was dubious. Wright writhed about in his saddle, and swore and
lashed like a madman; but who can count on a team of half-broken mules? At
the most critical point, when all should have been harmony and combined
effort, the perverse brutes fell into lamentable disorder, and huddled
together in confusion on the farther bank. There was the wagon up to the
hub in mud, and visibly settling every instant. There was nothing for it
but to unload; then to dig away the mud from before the wheels with a
spade, and lay a causeway of bushes and branches. This agreeable labor
accomplished, the wagon at last emerged; but if I mention that some
interruption of this sort occurred at least four or five times a day for a
fortnight, the reader will understand that our progress toward the Platte
was not without its obstacles.</p>
<p>We traveled six or seven miles farther, and "nooned" near a brook. On the
point of resuming our journey, when the horses were all driven down to
water, my homesick charger, Pontiac, made a sudden leap across, and set
off at a round trot for the settlements. I mounted my remaining horse, and
started in pursuit. Making a circuit, I headed the runaway, hoping to
drive him back to camp; but he instantly broke into a gallop, made a wide
tour on the prairie, and got past me again. I tried this plan repeatedly,
with the same result; Pontiac was evidently disgusted with the prairie; so
I abandoned it, and tried another, trotting along gently behind him, in
hopes that I might quietly get near enough to seize the trail-rope which
was fastened to his neck, and dragged about a dozen feet behind him. The
chase grew interesting. For mile after mile I followed the rascal, with
the utmost care not to alarm him, and gradually got nearer, until at
length old Hendrick's nose was fairly brushed by the whisking tail of the
unsuspecting Pontiac. Without drawing rein, I slid softly to the ground;
but my long heavy rifle encumbered me, and the low sound it made in
striking the horn of the saddle startled him; he pricked up his ears, and
sprang off at a run. "My friend," thought I, remounting, "do that again,
and I will shoot you!"</p>
<p>Fort Leavenworth was about forty miles distant, and thither I determined
to follow him. I made up my mind to spend a solitary and supperless night,
and then set out again in the morning. One hope, however, remained. The
creek where the wagon had stuck was just before us; Pontiac might be
thirsty with his run, and stop there to drink. I kept as near to him as
possible, taking every precaution not to alarm him again; and the result
proved as I had hoped: for he walked deliberately among the trees, and
stooped down to the water. I alighted, dragged old Hendrick through the
mud, and with a feeling of infinite satisfaction picked up the slimy
trail-rope and twisted it three times round my hand. "Now let me see you
get away again!" I thought, as I remounted. But Pontiac was exceedingly
reluctant to turn back; Hendrick, too, who had evidently flattered himself
with vain hopes, showed the utmost repugnance, and grumbled in a manner
peculiar to himself at being compelled to face about. A smart cut of the
whip restored his cheerfulness; and dragging the recovered truant behind,
I set out in search of the camp. An hour or two elapsed, when, near
sunset, I saw the tents, standing on a rich swell of the prairie, beyond a
line of woods, while the bands of horses were feeding in a low meadow
close at hand. There sat Jack C., cross-legged, in the sun, splicing a
trail-rope, and the rest were lying on the grass, smoking and telling
stories. That night we enjoyed a serenade from the wolves, more lively
than any with which they had yet favored us; and in the morning one of the
musicians appeared, not many rods from the tents, quietly seated among the
horses, looking at us with a pair of large gray eyes; but perceiving a
rifle leveled at him, he leaped up and made off in hot haste.</p>
<p>I pass by the following day or two of our journey, for nothing occurred
worthy of record. Should any one of my readers ever be impelled to visit
the prairies, and should he choose the route of the Platte (the best,
perhaps, that can be adopted), I can assure him that he need not think to
enter at once upon the paradise of his imagination. A dreary preliminary,
protracted crossing of the threshold awaits him before he finds himself
fairly upon the verge of the "great American desert," those barren wastes,
the haunts of the buffalo and the Indian, where the very shadow of
civilization lies a hundred leagues behind him. The intervening country,
the wide and fertile belt that extends for several hundred miles beyond
the extreme frontier, will probably answer tolerably well to his
preconceived ideas of the prairie; for this it is from which picturesque
tourists, painters, poets, and novelists, who have seldom penetrated
farther, have derived their conceptions of the whole region. If he has a
painter's eye, he may find his period of probation not wholly void of
interest. The scenery, though tame, is graceful and pleasing. Here are
level plains, too wide for the eye to measure green undulations, like
motionless swells of the ocean; abundance of streams, followed through all
their windings by lines of woods and scattered groves. But let him be as
enthusiastic as he may, he will find enough to damp his ardor. His wagons
will stick in the mud; his horses will break loose; harness will give way,
and axle-trees prove unsound. His bed will be a soft one, consisting often
of black mud, of the richest consistency. As for food, he must content
himself with biscuit and salt provisions; for strange as it may seem, this
tract of country produces very little game. As he advances, indeed, he
will see, moldering in the grass by his path, the vast antlers of the elk,
and farther on, the whitened skulls of the buffalo, once swarming over
this now deserted region. Perhaps, like us, he may journey for a
fortnight, and see not so much as the hoof-print of a deer; in the spring,
not even a prairie hen is to be had.</p>
<p>Yet, to compensate him for this unlooked-for deficiency of game, he will
find himself beset with "varmints" innumerable. The wolves will entertain
him with a concerto at night, and skulk around him by day, just beyond
rifle shot; his horse will step into badger-holes; from every marsh and
mud puddle will arise the bellowing, croaking, and trilling of legions of
frogs, infinitely various in color, shape and dimensions. A profusion of
snakes will glide away from under his horse's feet, or quietly visit him
in his tent at night; while the pertinacious humming of unnumbered
mosquitoes will banish sleep from his eyelids. When thirsty with a long
ride in the scorching sun over some boundless reach of prairie, he comes
at length to a pool of water, and alights to drink, he discovers a troop
of young tadpoles sporting in the bottom of his cup. Add to this, that all
the morning the hot sun beats upon him with sultry, penetrating heat, and
that, with provoking regularity, at about four o'clock in the afternoon, a
thunderstorm rises and drenches him to the skin. Such being the charms of
this favored region, the reader will easily conceive the extent of our
gratification at learning that for a week we had been journeying on the
wrong track! How this agreeable discovery was made I will presently
explain.</p>
<p>One day, after a protracted morning's ride, we stopped to rest at noon
upon the open prairie. No trees were in sight; but close at hand, a little
dribbling brook was twisting from side to side through a hollow; now
forming holes of stagnant water, and now gliding over the mud in a
scarcely perceptible current, among a growth of sickly bushes, and great
clumps of tall rank grass. The day was excessively hot and oppressive. The
horses and mules were rolling on the prairie to refresh themselves, or
feeding among the bushes in the hollow. We had dined; and Delorier,
puffing at his pipe, knelt on the grass, scrubbing our service of tin
plate. Shaw lay in the shade, under the cart, to rest for a while, before
the word should be given to "catch up." Henry Chatillon, before lying
down, was looking about for signs of snakes, the only living things that
he feared, and uttering various ejaculations of disgust, at finding
several suspicious-looking holes close to the cart. I sat leaning against
the wheel in a scanty strip of shade, making a pair of hobbles to replace
those which my contumacious steed Pontiac had broken the night before. The
camp of our friends, a rod or two distant, presented the same scene of
lazy tranquillity.</p>
<p>"Hallo!" cried Henry, looking up from his inspection of the snake-holes,
"here comes the old captain!"</p>
<p>The captain approached, and stood for a moment contemplating us in
silence.</p>
<p>"I say, Parkman," he began, "look at Shaw there, asleep under the cart,
with the tar dripping off the hub of the wheel on his shoulder!"</p>
<p>At this Shaw got up, with his eyes half opened, and feeling the part
indicated, he found his hand glued fast to his red flannel shirt.</p>
<p>"He'll look well when he gets among the squaws, won't he?" observed the
captain, with a grin.</p>
<p>He then crawled under the cart, and began to tell stories of which his
stock was inexhaustible. Yet every moment he would glance nervously at the
horses. At last he jumped up in great excitement. "See that horse! There—that
fellow just walking over the hill! By Jove; he's off. It's your big horse,
Shaw; no it isn't, it's Jack's! Jack! Jack! hallo, Jack!" Jack thus
invoked, jumped up and stared vacantly at us.</p>
<p>"Go and catch your horse, if you don't want to lose him!" roared the
captain.</p>
<p>Jack instantly set off at a run through the grass, his broad pantaloons
flapping about his feet. The captain gazed anxiously till he saw that the
horse was caught; then he sat down, with a countenance of thoughtfulness
and care.</p>
<p>"I tell you what it is," he said, "this will never do at all. We shall
lose every horse in the band someday or other, and then a pretty plight we
should be in! Now I am convinced that the only way for us is to have every
man in the camp stand horse-guard in rotation whenever we stop. Supposing
a hundred Pawnees should jump up out of that ravine, all yelling and
flapping their buffalo robes, in the way they do? Why, in two minutes not
a hoof would be in sight." We reminded the captain that a hundred Pawnees
would probably demolish the horse-guard, if he were to resist their
depredations.</p>
<p>"At any rate," pursued the captain, evading the point, "our whole system
is wrong; I'm convinced of it; it is totally unmilitary. Why, the way we
travel, strung out over the prairie for a mile, an enemy might attack the
foremost men, and cut them off before the rest could come up."</p>
<p>"We are not in an enemy's country, yet," said Shaw; "when we are, we'll
travel together."</p>
<p>"Then," said the captain, "we might be attacked in camp. We've no
sentinels; we camp in disorder; no precautions at all to guard against
surprise. My own convictions are that we ought to camp in a hollow square,
with the fires in the center; and have sentinels, and a regular password
appointed for every night. Besides, there should be vedettes, riding in
advance, to find a place for the camp and give warning of an enemy. These
are my convictions. I don't want to dictate to any man. I give advice to
the best of my judgment, that's all; and then let people do as they
please."</p>
<p>We intimated that perhaps it would be as well to postpone such burdensome
precautions until there should be some actual need of them; but he shook
his head dubiously. The captain's sense of military propriety had been
severely shocked by what he considered the irregular proceedings of the
party; and this was not the first time he had expressed himself upon the
subject. But his convictions seldom produced any practical results. In the
present case, he contented himself, as usual, with enlarging on the
importance of his suggestions, and wondering that they were not adopted.
But his plan of sending out vedettes seemed particularly dear to him; and
as no one else was disposed to second his views on this point, he took it
into his head to ride forward that afternoon, himself.</p>
<p>"Come, Parkman," said he, "will you go with me?"</p>
<p>We set out together, and rode a mile or two in advance. The captain, in
the course of twenty years' service in the British army, had seen
something of life; one extensive side of it, at least, he had enjoyed the
best opportunities for studying; and being naturally a pleasant fellow, he
was a very entertaining companion. He cracked jokes and told stories for
an hour or two; until, looking back, we saw the prairie behind us
stretching away to the horizon, without a horseman or a wagon in sight.</p>
<p>"Now," said the captain, "I think the vedettes had better stop till the
main body comes up."</p>
<p>I was of the same opinion. There was a thick growth of woods just before
us, with a stream running through them. Having crossed this, we found on
the other side a fine level meadow, half encircled by the trees; and
fastening our horses to some bushes, we sat down on the grass; while, with
an old stump of a tree for a target, I began to display the superiority of
the renowned rifle of the back woods over the foreign innovation borne by
the captain. At length voices could be heard in the distance behind the
trees.</p>
<p>"There they come!" said the captain: "let's go and see how they get
through the creek."</p>
<p>We mounted and rode to the bank of the stream, where the trail crossed it.
It ran in a deep hollow, full of trees; as we looked down, we saw a
confused crowd of horsemen riding through the water; and among the dingy
habiliment of our party glittered the uniforms of four dragoons.</p>
<p>Shaw came whipping his horse up the back, in advance of the rest, with a
somewhat indignant countenance. The first word he spoke was a blessing
fervently invoked on the head of R., who was riding, with a crest-fallen
air, in the rear. Thanks to the ingenious devices of the gentleman, we had
missed the track entirely, and wandered, not toward the Platte, but to the
village of the Iowa Indians. This we learned from the dragoons, who had
lately deserted from Fort Leavenworth. They told us that our best plan now
was to keep to the northward until we should strike the trail formed by
several parties of Oregon emigrants, who had that season set out from St.
Joseph's in Missouri.</p>
<p>In extremely bad temper, we encamped on this ill-starred spot; while the
deserters, whose case admitted of no delay rode rapidly forward. On the
day following, striking the St. Joseph's trail, we turned our horses'
heads toward Fort Laramie, then about seven hundred miles to the westward.</p>
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