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<h1>Just Patty</h1>
<h3>By</h3> <h2>Jean Webster</h2>
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Author of<br/>
When Patty Went to College<br/>
Daddy Long Legs, Etc.<br/>
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<h3>Illustrated by<br/> C. M. Relyea<br/><br/><br/><br/> </h3>
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<small>Copyright, 1911, by</small><br/>
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<small>Copyright, 1911, by</small> <span class="smcap"><small>The</small></span><br/>
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<div class='center'><i><small>Published, October, 1911</small></i><br/>
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<h2>Contents</h2>
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<tr><td align='left' colspan='2'><span class="smcap">chapter</span></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">page</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>I</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Reform</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_3'>3</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>II</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Romantic History of Cuthbert St. John</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_33'>33</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>III</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Virgil Strike</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_65'>65</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>IV</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Third Man from the End</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_99'>99</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>V</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Flannigan Honeymoon</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_119'>119</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>VI</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Silver Buckles</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_149'>149</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>VII</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">"Uncle Bobby"</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_181'>181</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>VIII</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Society of Associated Sirens</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_199'>199</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>IX</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Reformation of Kid McCoy</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_229'>229</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>X</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Onions and Orchids</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_247'>247</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>XI</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Lemon Pie and the Monkey-Wrench</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_273'>273</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='right'><small>XII</small></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Gypsy Trail</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_309'>309</SPAN></td></tr>
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<h2>List of Illustrations</h2>
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<tr><td align='left'>"I want a new room-mate!"</td><td align='center'><SPAN href='#front'><i>Frontispiece</i></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'> </td><td align='center'><span class="smcap">facing page</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'>Patty just had time to snatch the box</td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_88'>88</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'>Patty meanwhile addressed her attention to Harriet's hair</td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_174'>174</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'>Evalina sat up and clutched the bedclothes about her neck</td><td align='right'><SPAN href='#Page_286'>286</SPAN></td></tr>
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<h2>Just Patty</h2>
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<h2>I</h2>
<h3>Reform</h3>
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<div class='p2'>T'S a shame!" said Priscilla.</div>
<p>"It's an outrage!" said Conny.</p>
<p>"It's an insult!" said Patty.</p>
<p>"To separate us now after we've been together three years—"</p>
<p>"And it isn't as though we were <i>awfully</i> bad last year. Lots of girls
had more demerits."</p>
<p>"Only our badness was sort of conspicuous," Patty admitted.</p>
<p>"But we were <i>very</i> good the last three weeks," reminded Conny.</p>
<p>"And you should see my new room-mate!" wailed Priscilla.</p>
<p>"She can't be any worse than Irene McCullough."</p>
<p>"She is!—Her father's a missionary, and she was brought up in China.
Her name<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_4" id="Page_4"></SPAN></span> is Keren-happuch Hersey, after Job's youngest daughter. And
she doesn't think it's funny!"</p>
<p>"Irene," said Conny gloomily, "gained twenty pounds through the summer.
She weighs—"</p>
<p>"But you should see mine!" cried Patty, in exasperation. "Her name is
Mae Mertelle Van Arsdale."</p>
<p>"Keren studies every second; and expects me to walk on tiptoe so she can
concentrate."</p>
<p>"You should hear Mae Mertelle talk! She said her father was a financier,
and wanted to know what mine was. I told her he was a reform judge, and
that he spent his time putting financiers in prison. She says I'm an
impertinent child," Patty grinned feebly.</p>
<p>"How old is she?"</p>
<p>"She's nineteen, and has been proposed to twice."</p>
<p>"Mercy! Whatever made her choose St. Ursula's?"</p>
<p>"Her father and mother ran away and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_5" id="Page_5"></SPAN></span> got married when they were
nineteen, and they're afraid she inherited the tendency. So they picked
out a good, strict, church school. Mae doesn't know how she's ever going
to fix her hair without a maid. She's awfully superstitious about
moonstones. She never wears anything but silk stockings and she can't
stand hash. I'll have to teach her how to make a bed. She always crosses
on the White Star Line."</p>
<p>Patty scattered these details at random. The others listened
sympathetically, and added a few of their own troubles.</p>
<p>"Irene weighs a hundred and fifty-nine pounds and six ounces, not
counting her clothes," said Conny. "She brought two trunks <i>loaded</i> with
candy. She has it hidden all over the room. The last sound I hear at
night, is Irene crunching chocolates—and the first sound in the
morning. She never says anything; she simply chews. It's like rooming
with a cow. And I have a sweet collection of neighbors! Kid McCoy's
across the hall, and she makes more noise than half-a-dozen cowboys.
There's a new<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_6" id="Page_6"></SPAN></span> French girl next door—you know, the pretty little one
with the two black braids."</p>
<p>"She looks rather desirable," said Patty.</p>
<p>"She might be if she could talk, but she only knows about fifty words.
Harriet Gladden's rooming with her, as limp and mournful as an oyster,
and Evalina Smith's at the end of the corridor. You know what a
<i>perfect</i> idiot Evalina is."</p>
<p>"Oh, it's beastly!" they agreed.</p>
<p>"Lordy's to blame," said Conny. "The Dowager never would have separated
us if she hadn't interfered."</p>
<p>"And I've got her!" wailed Patty. "You two have Mam'selle and Waddams,
and they're nice, sweet, unsuspicious lambs; but the girls in the East
Wing simply can't sneeze but Lordy—"</p>
<p>"Sh!" Conny warned. "Here she comes."</p>
<p>The Latin teacher, in passing, paused on the threshold. Conny
disentangled herself from the mixture of clothes and books and sofa
cushions that littered the bed, and politely rose to her feet. Patty
slid down from<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_7" id="Page_7"></SPAN></span> the white iron foot-rail, and Priscilla descended from
the top of the trunk.</p>
<p>"Ladies don't perch about on the furniture."</p>
<p>"No, Miss Lord," they murmured in unison, gazing back from three pairs
of wide, uplifted eyes. They knew, from gleeful past experience, that
nothing so annoyed her as smiling acquiescence.</p>
<p>Miss Lord's eyes critically studied the room. Patty was still in
traveling dress.</p>
<p>"Put on your uniform, Patty, and finish unpacking. The trunks go down
to-morrow morning."</p>
<p>"Yes, Miss Lord."</p>
<p>"Priscilla and Constance, why aren't you out of doors with the other
girls, enjoying this beautiful autumn weather?"</p>
<p>"But we haven't seen Patty for such a long time, and now that we are
separated—" commenced Conny, with a pathetic droop of her mouth.</p>
<p>"I trust that your lessons will benefit by the change. You, Patty and
Priscilla, are going to college, and should realize the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_8" id="Page_8"></SPAN></span> necessity of
being prepared. Upon the thorough foundation that you lay here depends
your success for the next four years—for your whole lives, one might
say. Patty is weak in mathematics and Priscilla in Latin. Constance
<i>could</i> improve her French. Let us see what you can do when you really
try."</p>
<p>She divided a curt nod between the three and withdrew.</p>
<p>"We are happy in our work and we dearly love our teachers," chanted
Patty, with ironical emphasis, as she rummaged out a blue skirt and
middy blouse with "St. U." in gold upon the sleeve.</p>
<p>While she was dressing, Priscilla and Conny set about transferring the
contents of her trunk to her bureau, in whatever order the articles
presented themselves—but with a carefully folded top layer. The
overworked young teacher, who performed the ungrateful task of
inspecting sixty-four bureaus and sixty-four closets every Saturday
morning, was happily of an unsuspicious nature. She did not penetrate
below the crust.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_9" id="Page_9"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Lordy needn't make such a fuss over my standing," said Priscilla,
frowning over an armful of clothes. "I passed everything except Latin."</p>
<p>"Take care, Pris! You're walking on my new dancing dress," cried Patty,
as her head emerged from the neck of the blouse.</p>
<p>Priscilla automatically stepped off a mass of blue chiffon, and resumed
her plaint.</p>
<p>"If they think sticking me in with Job's youngest daughter is going to
improve my prose composition—"</p>
<p>"I simply <i>can't</i> study till they take Irene McCullough out of my room,"
Conny echoed. "She's just like a lump of sticky dough."</p>
<p>"Wait till you get acquainted with Mae Mertelle!" Patty sat on the floor
in the midst of the chaos, and gazed up at the other two with wide,
solemn eyes. "She brought five evening gowns cut low, and all her shoes
have French heels. And she <i>laces</i>—my dears! She just holds in her
breath and pulls. But that isn't the worst." She lowered her voice to a
confidential whisper.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_10" id="Page_10"></SPAN></span> "She's got some red stuff in a bottle. She says
it's for her finger nails, but I <i>saw</i> her putting it on her face."</p>
<p>"Oh!—not really?" in a horrified whisper from Conny and Priscilla.</p>
<p>Patty shut her lips and nodded.</p>
<p>"Isn't it dreadful?"</p>
<p>"Awful!" Conny shuddered.</p>
<p>"I say, let's mutiny!" cried Priscilla. "Let's <i>make</i> the Dowager give
us back our old rooms in Paradise Alley."</p>
<p>"But how?" inquired Patty, two parallel wrinkles appearing on her
forehead.</p>
<p>"Tell her that unless she does, we won't stay."</p>
<p>"That would be sensible!" Patty jeered. "She'd ring the bell and order
Martin to hitch up the hearse and drive us to the station for the
six-thirty train. I should think you'd know by this time that you can't
bluff the Dowager."</p>
<p>"There's no use threatening," Conny agreed. "We must appeal to her
feeling of—of—"</p>
<p>"Affection," said Patty.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_11" id="Page_11"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Conny stretched out a hand and brought her up standing.</p>
<p>"Come on, Patty, you're good at talking. We'll go down now while our
courage is up.—Are your hands clean?"</p>
<p>The three staunchly approached the door of Mrs. Trent's private study.</p>
<p>"I'll use diplomacy," Patty whispered, as she turned the knob in
response to the summons from within. "You people nod your heads at
everything I say."</p>
<p>Patty did use all the diplomacy at her command. Having dwelt touchingly
upon their long friendship, and their sorrow at being separated, she
passed lightly to the matter of their new room-mates.</p>
<p>"They are doubtless very nice girls," she ended politely, "only, you
see, Mrs. Trent, they don't match us; and it is extremely hard to
concentrate one's mind upon lessons, unless one has a congenial
room-mate."</p>
<p>Patty's steady, serious gaze suggested that lessons were the end of her
existence. A brief smile flitted over the Dowager's face, but the next
instant she was grave again.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_12" id="Page_12"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"It is very necessary that we study this year," Patty added. "Priscilla
and I are going to college, and we realize the necessity of being
prepared. Upon the thorough foundation that we lay here, depends our
success for the next four years—for our whole lives you might say."</p>
<p>Conny jogged her elbow warningly. It was too patently a crib from Miss
Lord.</p>
<p>"And besides," Patty added hastily, "all my things are blue, and Mae has
a purple screen and a yellow sofa cushion."</p>
<p>"That is awkward," the Dowager admitted.</p>
<p>"We are used to living in Paradise Al—I mean, the West Wing—and we
shall—er—miss the sunsets."</p>
<p>The Dowager allowed an anxious silence to follow, while she thoughtfully
tapped the desk with her lorgnette. The three studied her face with
speculative eyes. It was a mask they could not penetrate.</p>
<p>"The present arrangement is more or less temporary," she commenced in
equable tones.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_13" id="Page_13"></SPAN></span> "I may find it expedient to make some changes, and I may
not. We have an unusual number of new girls this year; and instead of
putting them together, it has seemed wisest to mix them with the old
girls. You three have been with us a long time. You know the traditions
of the school. Therefore—" The Dowager smiled, a smile partially tinged
with amusement—"I am sending you as missionaries among the newcomers. I
wish you to make your influence felt."</p>
<p>Patty straightened her back and stared.</p>
<p>"Our influence?"</p>
<p>"Your new room-mate," Mrs. Trent continued imperturbably, "is too
grown-up for her years. She has lived in fashionable hotels, and under
such conditions, it is inevitable that a girl should become somewhat
affected. See if you cannot arouse in Mae an interest in girlish sports.</p>
<p>"And you, Constance, are rooming with Irene McCullough. She is, as you
know, an only child, and I fear has been a trifle spoiled.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_14" id="Page_14"></SPAN></span> It would
please me if you could waken her to a higher regard for the spiritual
side of life, and less care for material things."</p>
<p>"I—I'll try," Conny stammered, dazed at so suddenly finding herself
cast in the unfamiliar rôle of moral reformer.</p>
<p>"And you have next to you the little French girl, Aurelie Deraismes. I
should be pleased, Constance, if you would assume an oversight of her
school career. She can help you to a more idiomatic knowledge of
French—and you can do the same for her in English.</p>
<p>"You, Priscilla, are rooming with—" She adjusted her lorgnette and
consulted a large chart.—"Ah, yes, Keren Hersey, a very unusual girl.
You two will find many subjects of mutual interest. The daughter of a
naval officer should have much in common with the daughter of a
missionary. Keren bids fair to become an earnest student—almost, if
such a thing were possible, too earnest. She has never had any girl
companions, and knows nothing of the give and take of school life. She
can teach you, Priscilla,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_15" id="Page_15"></SPAN></span> to be more studious, and you can teach her to
be more, shall I say, flexible?"</p>
<p>"Yes, Mrs. Trent," Priscilla murmured.</p>
<p>"And so," the Dowager finished, "I am sending you out in my place, as
moral reformers. I want the older girls to set an example to the
newcomers. I wish to have the real government of the school a strong,
healthy Public Opinion. You three exert a great deal of influence. See
what you can do in the directions I have indicated—and in others that
may occur to you as you mix with your companions. I have watched you
carefully for three years, and in your fundamental good sense, I have
the greatest confidence."</p>
<p>She nodded dismissal, and the three found themselves in the hall again.
They looked at one another for a moment of blank silence.</p>
<p>"Moral reformers!" Conny gasped.</p>
<p>"I see through the Dowager," said Patty, "She thinks she's found a new
method of managing us."</p>
<p>"But I don't see that we're getting back to Paradise Alley," Priscilla
complained.</p>
<p>Patty's eyes suddenly brightened. She<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_16" id="Page_16"></SPAN></span> seized them each by an elbow and
shoved them into the empty schoolroom.</p>
<p>"We'll do it!"</p>
<p>"Do what?" asked Conny.</p>
<p>"Pitch right in and reform the school. If we just keep at
it—steady—you'll see! We'll be back in Paradise Alley at the end of
two weeks."</p>
<p>"Um," said Priscilla, thoughtfully. "I believe we might."</p>
<p>"We'll commence with Irene," said Conny, her mind eagerly jumping to
details, "and make her lose that twenty pounds. That's what the Dowager
meant when she said she wanted her less material."</p>
<p>"We'll have her thin in no time," Patty nodded energetically. "And we'll
give Mae Mertelle a dose of bubbling girlishness."</p>
<p>"And Keren," interposed Priscilla, "we'll teach her to become frivolous
and neglect her lessons."</p>
<p>"But we won't just confine ourselves to those three," said Conny. "The
Dowager said to make our influence felt over the whole school."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_17" id="Page_17"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Oh, yes!" Patty agreed, rising to enthusiasm as she called the school
roll. "Kid McCoy uses too much slang. We'll teach her manners. Rosalie
doesn't like to study. We'll pour her <i>full</i> of algebra and Latin.
Harriet Gladden's a jelly fish, Mary Deskam's an awful little liar,
Evalina Smith's a silly goose, Nancy Lee's a telltale—"</p>
<p>"When you stop to think about it, there's something the matter with
everybody," said Conny.</p>
<p>"Except us," amended Priscilla.</p>
<p>"Y—yes," Patty agreed in thoughtful retrospection, "I can't think of a
thing the matter with us—I don't wonder they chose us to head the
reform!"</p>
<p>Conny slid to her feet, a bundle of energy.</p>
<p>"Come on! We'll join our little playmates and begin the good
work—Hooray for the great Reform Party!"</p>
<p>They scrambled out of the open window, in a fashion foreign to the
dictates of Thursday evening manner class. Crowds of girls in blue middy
blouses were gathered in<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18"></SPAN></span> groups about the recreation ground. The three
paused to reconnoiter.</p>
<p>"There's Irene, still chewing." Conny nodded toward a comfortable bench
set in the shade by the tennis courts.</p>
<p>"Let's have a circus," Patty proposed. "We'll make Irene and Mae
Mertelle roll hoops around the oval. That will kill 'em both with one
stone—Irene will get thin, and Mae Mertelle girlish."</p>
<p>Hoop-rolling was a speciality of St. Ursula's. The gymnasium instructor
believed in teaching girls to run. Eleven times around the oval
constituted a mile, and a mile of hoop-rolling freed one for the day
from dumb-bells and Indian clubs. The three dived into the cellar, and
returned with hoops as tall as themselves. Patty assumed command of the
campaign and issued her orders.</p>
<p>"Conny, you take a walk with Keren and shock her as much as possible; we
must break her of being precise. And Pris, you take charge of Mae
Mertelle. Don't let her put on any grown-up airs. If she tells you she's
been proposed to twice, tell her you've<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_19" id="Page_19"></SPAN></span> been proposed to so many times
that you've lost count. Keep her snubbed all the time. I'll be elephant
trainer and start Irene running; she'll be a graceful gazelle by the
time I finish."</p>
<p>They parted on their several missions. St. Ursula's peace had ended. She
was in the throes of reform.</p>
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<p>On Friday evening two weeks later, an unofficial faculty meeting was
convened in the Dowager's study. "Lights-out" had rung five minutes
before, and three harried teachers, relieved of duty for nine blessed
hours while their little charges slept, were discussing their troubles
with their chief.</p>
<p>"But just what have they done?" inquired Mrs. Trent, in tones of
judicial calm, as she vainly tried to stop the flood of interjections.</p>
<p>"It is difficult to put one's finger on the precise facts," Miss
Wadsworth quavered. "They have not broken any rules so far as I can
discover, but they have—er—created an atmosphere—"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_20" id="Page_20"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Every girl in my corridor," said Miss Lord, with compressed lips, "has
come to me separately, and begged to have Patty moved back to the West
Wing with Constance and Priscilla."</p>
<p>"Patty! <i>Mon Dieu!</i>" Mademoiselle rolled a pair of speaking eyes to
heaven. "The things that child thinks of! She is one little imp."</p>
<p>"You remember," the Dowager addressed Miss Lord, "I said when you
suggested separating them, that it was a very doubtful experiment.
Together, they exhaust their effervescence on each other; separated—"</p>
<p>"They exhaust the whole school!" cried Miss Wadsworth, on the verge of
tears. "Of course they don't mean it, but their unfortunate
dispositions—"</p>
<p>"Don't mean it!" Miss Lord's eyes snapped. "Their heads are together
planning fresh escapades every moment they are not in class."</p>
<p>"But what have they done?" persisted Mrs. Trent.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_21" id="Page_21"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Miss Wadsworth hesitated a moment in an endeavor to <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'chose'">choose</ins> examples from
the wealth of material that presented itself.</p>
<p>"I found Priscilla deliberately stirring up the contents of Keren's
bureau drawers with a shinny stick, and when I asked what she was doing,
she replied without the least embarrassment, that she was trying to
teach Keren to be less exact; that Mrs. Trent had asked her to do it."</p>
<p>"Um," mused the Dowager, "that was not my precise request, but no
matter."</p>
<p>"But the thing that has really troubled me the most," Miss Wadsworth
spoke diffidently, "is a matter almost a blasphemy. Keren has a very
religious turn of mind, but an unfortunate habit of saying her prayers
out loud. One night, after a peculiarly trying day, she prayed that
Priscilla might be forgiven for being so aggravating. Whereupon
Priscilla knelt before her bed, and prayed that Keren might become less
self-righteous and stubborn, and more ready to join in the sports of her
playmates with gen<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_22" id="Page_22"></SPAN></span>erosity and openness of spirit. They carried
on—well, really, one might almost call it a praying match."</p>
<p>"Shocking!" cried Miss Lord.</p>
<p>"And little Aurelie Deraismes—they have been drilling the child
in—er—idiomatic English. The phrase that I overheard her repeating,
seemed scarcely the expression that a lady would use."</p>
<p>"What was it?" inquired the Dowager, with a slightly expectant note.</p>
<p>"I'll be <i>gum-swizzled!</i>"</p>
<p>Miss Wadsworth colored a deep pink. It was foreign to her nature even to
repeat so doubtful an expression.</p>
<p>The Dowager's lips twitched. It was a fact, deplored by her assistants,
that her sense of humor frequently ran away with her sense of justice. A
very naughty little girl, if she managed to be funny, might hope to
escape; whereas an equally naughty little girl, who was not funny, paid
the full penalty of her crime. Fortunately, however, the school at large
had not discovered this vulnerable spot in the Dowager's armor.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_23" id="Page_23"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Their influence," it was Miss Lord who spoke, "is demoralizing the
school. Mae Van Arsdale says that she will go home if she has to room
any longer with Patty Wyatt. I do not know what the trouble is, but—"</p>
<p>"I know it!" said Mademoiselle. "The whole school laughs. It is touching
the question of a <i>sweetch</i>."</p>
<p>"Of what?" The Dowager cocked her head. Mademoiselle's English was at
times difficult. She mixed her languages impartially.</p>
<p>"A sweetch—some hair—to make pompadour. Last week when they have
tableaux, Patty has borrowed it and has dyed it with blueing to make a
beard for Bluebeard. But being yellow to start, it has become green, and
the color will not wash out. The sweetch is ruin—entirely ruin—and
Patty is desolate. She has apologize. She thought it would wash, but
since it will not wash, she has suggest to Mae that she color her own
hair to match the sweetch, and Mae lose her temper and call names. Then
Patty<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_24" id="Page_24"></SPAN></span> has pretend to cry, and she put the green hair on Mae's bed with
a wreath of flowers around, and she hang a stocking on the door for
crape, and invite the girls to come to the funeral, and everybody laugh
at Mae."</p>
<p>"It's just as well," said the Dowager, unmoved. "I do not wish to favor
the wearing of false hair."</p>
<p>"It's the principle of the thing," said Miss Lord.</p>
<p>"And that poor Irene McCullough," Mademoiselle continued the tale, "she
dissolves herself in tears. Those three insist that she make herself
thin, and she has no wish to become thin."</p>
<p>"They take away her butter-ball," corroborated Miss Wadsworth, "before
she comes to the table; they make her go without dessert, and they do
not allow her to eat sugar on her oatmeal. They keep her exercising
every moment, and when she complains to me, they punish her."</p>
<p>"I should think," the Dowager spoke with a touch of sarcasm, "that Irene
were big enough to take care of herself."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_25" id="Page_25"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"She has three against her," reminded Miss Lord.</p>
<p>"I called Patty to my room," said Miss Wadsworth, "and demanded an
explanation. She told me that Mrs. Trent thought that Irene was too fat,
and wished them to reduce her twenty pounds! Patty said that it was hard
work, they were getting thin themselves, but they realized that they
were seniors and must exert an influence over the school. I really think
she was sincere. She talked very sweetly about moral responsibility, and
the necessity of the older girls setting an example."</p>
<p>"It is her impudence," said Miss Lord, "that is so exasperating."</p>
<p>"That's—just Patty!" the Dowager laughed. "I must confess that I find
all three of them amusing. It's good, healthy mischief and I wish there
were more of it. They don't bribe the maids to mail letters, or smuggle
in candy, or flirt with the soda-water clerk. They at least can be
trusted."</p>
<p>"Trusted!" gasped Miss Lord.</p>
<p>"To break every minor rule with cheerful<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_26" id="Page_26"></SPAN></span> unconcern," nodded the
Dowager, "but never to do the slightest thing dishonorable. They have
kind hearts and the girls all love them—"</p>
<p>A knock sounded on the door with startling suddenness, and before anyone
could reply, the door burst open and Keren-happuch appeared on the
threshold. She was clutching with one hand the folds of a brilliant
Japanese kimono, the other she reserved for gestures. The kimono was
sprinkled with fire-eating dragons as large as cats; and to the
astonished spectators, Keren's flushed face and disheveled hair seemed
to carry out the decorative scheme. The Dowager's private study was a
sacred spot, reserved for interviews of formality; never had a pupil
presented herself in such unceremonious garb.</p>
<p>"Keren!" cried Miss Wadsworth. "What has happened?"</p>
<p>"I want a new room-mate! I can't stand Priscilla any longer. She's been
having a birthday party in my room—"</p>
<p>"A birthday party?" Mrs. Trent turned questioningly to Miss Wadsworth.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_27" id="Page_27"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>She nodded unhappily.</p>
<p>"Yesterday was Priscilla's birthday, and she received a box from her
aunt. This being Friday night, I gave her permission—"</p>
<p>"Certainly." The Dowager turned to the tragic figure in the center of
the floor. "It is Priscilla's room as much as yours and—"</p>
<p>Keren plunged into a sea of words. The four leaned forward in a strained
endeavor to pluck some sense from the torrent.</p>
<p>"They used my bed for a table because it wasn't against the wall, and
Patty tipped a pot of chocolate over in the middle of it. She said it
was an accident—but she did it on purpose—I know she did! And because
I objected, Priscilla said it wasn't polite to notice when a guest
spilled anything, and she tipped a glass of current jelly on my pillow,
to make Patty feel comfortable. That was the polite thing for a hostess
to do, she said; they learned it last year in manner class. And the
chocolate soaked right through, and Conny Wilder said it was fortunate I
was thin, because I could sleep in a curve around it; if it had happened
to Irene McCullough,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_28" id="Page_28"></SPAN></span> she would have had to sleep in it, because she's
so big she takes up the whole bed. And Priscilla said I could be
thankful to-morrow's Saturday when we get clean sheets; it might have
happened so that I would have had to sleep in that puddle of chocolate a
whole week. And then the "Lights-out" rang, and they left me to clean
up, and the housekeeper's gone to bed, and I can't get any fresh bed
clothes, and I <i>won't</i> sleep that way! I'm not used to sleeping in
chocolaty sheets. I don't like America and I <i>hate</i> girls."</p>
<p>Tears were dripping from Keren's cheeks onto the fire-breathing dragons
below. The Dowager, without comment, rose and rang the bell.</p>
<p>"Katie," she said, as the maid on duty appeared at the door, "some fresh
sheets for Miss Keren, please, and remake her bed. That will do for
to-night, Keren. Get to sleep as quickly as possible, and don't talk.
You mustn't disturb the other girls. We can see about changing
room-mates to-morrow."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_29" id="Page_29"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Katie and the outraged dragons withdrew.</p>
<p>A silence followed, while Miss Wadsworth and Mademoiselle exchanged
glances of despair, and Miss Lord buckled on her war armor.</p>
<p>"You see!" she said, with a suggestion of triumph, "when they get to the
point of persecuting a poor little—"</p>
<p>"In my experience of school life," said Mrs. Trent judicially, "it is a
girl's own fault when she is persecuted. Their methods are crude, but to
the point. Keren is a hopeless little prig—"</p>
<p>"But at least you can't allow her to suffer—"</p>
<p>"Oh, no, I shall do what I can toward peace. To-morrow morning, Keren
can move in with Irene McCullough, and Patty and Conny and Priscilla go
back to their old rooms in the West Wing. You, Mademoiselle, are
somewhat inured—"</p>
<p>"I do not mind them together. They are just—what you
say?—exhilarating. It is when they are spread out that it is
difficult."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_30" id="Page_30"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"You mean," Miss Lord stared—"that you are going to <i>reward</i> their
disgraceful conduct? It is exactly what they have been working for."</p>
<p>"You must acknowledge," smiled the Dowager, "that they have worked hard.
Perseverance deserves success."</p>
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<p>The next morning, Patty and Conny and Priscilla, their arms running over
with dresses and hats and sofa cushions, gaily two-stepped down the
length of "Paradise Alley" while a relieved school assisted at the
flitting. As they caught sight of Miss Lord hovering in the offing, they
broke into the chorus of a popular school song:</p>
<div class='center'>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="We like to go to chapel">
<tr><td align='left'>"We like to go to chapel</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And listen to the preachers,</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">We are happy in our work,</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And we dearly love our teachers.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Daughters of Saint Ur-su-la!"</span></td></tr>
</table></div>
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