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<h2> CHAPTER II. — “WHAT DID IT ALL AMOUNT TO, ANYHOW?” </h2>
<p>Settled, that is, so far as the class of boys in the corner would permit
the use of that term. <i>They</i> had not settled in the least. Two of
them indulged in a louder burst of laughter than before, just as Mrs.
Roberts took her seat. Yet her face was in no wise ruffled.</p>
<p>“Good afternoon,” she said, with as much courtesy as she would have used
in addressing gentlemen. “I wonder if you know that I am a stranger in
this great city? You are almost the first acquaintances that I am making
among the young people, and I have a fancy that I would like to have you
all for my friends. Suppose we enter into a compact to be excellent and
faithful friends to one another? What do you say?”</p>
<p>What were they to say? They were slightly taken back, surprised into
listening quietly to the close of the strange sentence, and then giving no
answer beyond violent nudges and aside-looks. What did she mean? Was she
“chaffing” them? This was unlike the opening of any lesson! It certainly
could not be the first question on the lesson-paper; nor did it sound like
certain well-meant admonitions to “try to improve the opportunity” and
“learn all that they could.” With each of these commencements they were
entirely familiar; but this was something new.</p>
<p>“Do you agree to the compact?” she asked, while they waited, her face
bright with smiles.</p>
<p>“Dunno about that,” said one whom she very soon discovered occupied the
position of a ringleader; “as a general thing, we like to be kind of
careful about our friendships; we might strike something that wasn't quite
the thing with people in our position. You can't be too careful in a big
city, you know.”</p>
<p>It is impossible to give you an idea of the impishness with which this
impudent answer was jerked out, to the great amusement of the others, who
laughed immoderately.</p>
<p>It suited Mrs. Roberts to treat the reply with perfect seriousness and
composure.</p>
<p>“That is very true,” she said, courteously; “but at the same time I
venture to hope that since you know nothing ill of me as yet, you will
receive me into a sort of conditional friendship, with the understanding
that I remain your friend until I am guilty of some conduct that ought to
justify you in deserting me. I am sure you cannot object to that; and now,
if we are to be friends, we should know each other's names. I am Mrs. Evan
Roberts, and I live at No. 76 East Fifty-fifth Street. I shall be glad to
see you at my house whenever you would like to call on me. Now, will one
of you be kind enough to introduce himself and the class? Perhaps you will
introduce me to your friends?”</p>
<p>She looked directly at the ringleader.</p>
<p>“Certainly! certainly, mum!” he replied, briskly. “This is Mr. Carrot
Pumpkins, at your service, mum—this fellow on my left, I mean;
rather a queer name, I dare say you think. It all came of his being fond
of sitting astride of a pumpkin when he was a little shaver, and of his
hair being exactly the color of carrots as you can see for yourself. And
this fellow on my right is Mr. Champion Chawer, so called because he can
make the biggest run on tobacco of any of the set, taking him day in and
day out. That fellow at your elbow is 'Slippery Jim.' We don't call him
'Mister,' because he doesn't stay long enough in one place to have it
tacked on to him. He is such a slippery scamp that an eel is nowhere,
compared to him.”</p>
<p>During this rapid flow of words the listeners, who evidently admired their
leader, became so convulsed with laughter as to lose all vestige of
respectability, and Mr. Durant's disturbed face appeared in view.</p>
<p>“Boys, this is perfectly disgraceful!” he said, speaking in sharp and
highly-excited tones,—“perfectly disgraceful! I don't know why you
wish to come here to disturb us in this way Sabbath after Sabbath! But we
have really endured enough. There is a policeman at the foot of the
stairs, and he can easily call others to his help; so now if you wish to
remain here you must behave yourselves.”</p>
<p>During the deliverance of this sentence some of the boys gave mimic
groans, one of them whistled, and others kept up a running comment:—</p>
<p>“A policeman! oh good! that's little Duffer, I know! We've seen him
before! Wouldn't mind giving him a chase to-day, just for exercise, you
know, mum.”</p>
<p>“I say, boys, let's cut and run, the whole caboodle of us. We can jump
these seats at one bound, and take the little woman along on our shoulders
for a ride! Shall we do it?” This from the leader, who in time came to be
known as “Nimble Dick.”</p>
<p>“Bah! no!” replied a third; “let's stick it out and see what she's got to
say; she's a new party. Besides, we can't give her the slip in that way;
we're friends of hers, you know.”</p>
<p>“Mrs. Roberts,” said the distressed Mr. Durant, in a not very good
undertone, “I think you will have to give it up. They are worse than usual
this morning. We have endured much from them, and I must say that my
patience is exhausted. Will you not take the seat at the other end of the
room?”</p>
<p>“Not unless they wish me to.”</p>
<p>The people who had known Flossy Shipley well would have detected a curious
little quiver in her voice, which meant that she was making a strong
effort at self-control; but a stranger would hardly have observed it.</p>
<p>“Do you wish me to go away, young gentlemen?”</p>
<p>The scamps thus appealed to, looked at one another again, as if in doubt
what to say. This again was new ground to them. Policemen they were
accustomed to. At last Nimble Dick made answer:—</p>
<p>“No, I'm bound if we do; it comes the nearest to looking like a lark of
anything that we have had in a long time. I say, Parson, go off about your
business and let us alone. We was having a good time getting acquainted
till you come and spoiled it. We'll be as sober as nine deacons at a
prayer-meetin'. And look out how you insult this young woman; she's a
friend of ours, and we're bound to protect her. No asking of her to change
her seat; she's going to sit right here to the end of the chapter.”</p>
<p>Mr. Durant looked his willingness to summon the police at once, but Mrs.
Roberts' voice, evenly poised now, took up the story:—</p>
<p>“Thank you; then I will stay. And since it is getting late, suppose we
lose no more time. There was something about which I wanted to tell you.
But a few evenings ago I attended a gathering where I saw some very
singular things. A gentleman in the party was tied with a strong rope,
hands and feet, as firmly as two men could tie him,—people who knew
how to tie knots, and they did their best; yet while we stood looking at
him he shook his hand free and held it out to them. How do you think it
was done?”</p>
<p>“Sham knots!” said one.</p>
<p>“No, for my husband was one of the gentlemen who tied him, and he assured
me that he tied the rope as firmly as he could. Besides, more wonderful
things than that were done. I tied my own handkerchief into at least a
dozen very hard knots, and gave it to him, and I saw him put it in a glass
of water, then seize it and shake it out, and the knots were gone. I saw
him take two clean glasses, and pour water from a pitcher into one, and it
seemed to turn instantly to wine; then he poured that glass of wine into
the other empty glass, and immediately it turned back to water, or seemed
to. Dozens of other strange things he did. I should really like to tell
you about them all. I will, at some other time; but just now I think you
would like to know <i>how</i> he did them.”</p>
<p>“<i>How</i> he did them!” “As if you could tell!” “<i>Can</i> you tell?”
“Pitch in, mum; I'd like to hear that part myself!” These were some of the
eager answers.</p>
<p>Had the little teacher, under the embarrassments of the occasion, taken
leave of her senses? Actually she was bending forward, opened Bible turned
face downward on her knee, engaged in describing in somewhat minute detail
the explanations of certain slight-of-hand performances which she had
recently seen! What idea of the sacredness of the office of teacher, and
the solemnity of the truths to be taught, had she?</p>
<p>The boys were listening, their heads bent forward all around her. What of
that? They would have listened equally well to a graphically-told story of
a Fourth Avenue riot, and been equally benefited, you think? They did not
know just when the speaker slipped from the events of last week to the
events of more than three thousand years ago. Indeed, so ignorant were
they of all past history, that they were not even aware that she went back
into the past; for aught they knew, she might have gone, on Wednesday of
last week to see the man who could untie knots by magic, and on Thursday
to see the men who could drop canes on the ground that would appear to
turn into wriggling serpents. But there was one statement that proved too
much for their credulity.</p>
<p>“You could not imagine what occurred next,” said the bright-faced teacher.
“The cane or rod that the first man had dropped, actually opened its mouth
and swallowed the other rods that seemed to be serpents, and was left
there alone in its triumph!”</p>
<p>“Oh, bosh!” said Nimble Dick, contempt expressed in the very curve of his
nose, “that's too steep; I don't believe a word of it! These fellows can
do lots of queer things; I've seen 'em perform, myself; but they never
made a live thing yet; I've heard folks that know, say so.”</p>
<p>“Precisely what I wanted to reach,” said Mrs. Roberts, with animation.
“You are right, they never did; and you have discovered just the
difference between them and the one man of whom I have been telling you.
<i>He</i> worked by the power of God; he distinctly stated that he did;
and that God really turned his rod into a serpent, and allowed it to
swallow the imitations of life, and then turned it back again into a rod,
to show that nothing was beyond his power.”</p>
<p>“Did you see the thing done?” questioned a young skeptic, running his
tongue into his cheek in a skillful way, and distorting his whole face
with a disagreeable leer. He began to suspect that he was being cheated
into listening to a Bible story.</p>
<p>Mrs. Roberts was prompt with her answer:—</p>
<p>“Oh, no, I did not, neither did I see the great fire that you had in this
city about a year ago. At that time I was a thousand miles away; and it so
happens that I have never talked with any person who did see it, yet I
know there was a great fire, and many buildings were burned, and lives
lost. It has been proved to me.”</p>
<p>“Oh, well,” said skeptic number two, while number one retired into silence
to speculate over this answer, “fires are common enough things; anybody
can know that they happen; but it ain't such a common affair to see a
stick turn into a serpent and swallow up other serpents. I've seen them
fellows make things that looked like snakes, myself; I could most swear to
it that I'd seen them wriggle; but they never did no <i>swallowing</i>.”</p>
<p>“That is, they did not give unmistakable signs that they were alive. But
do you think it too strange a thing for God to do? Surely he can make
life! How is it that you are here, breathing, talking, thinking, if there
is no power anywhere to make life?”</p>
<p>“Oh, I came from a tadpole,” said the boastful young scientist, putting
his thumbs under his arms, and affecting an air of great wisdom. “I know
all about that; I was there, and see the things wriggle.”</p>
<p>Evolution staring her in the face in a corner class in a mission school;—a
class that had been gathered from the slums! Mrs. Roberts did not know
that these are the very places in which to find it in all its coarseness.
Yet she made haste to meet the boy on his own ground.</p>
<p>“Very well, if you choose to take that view of it. Was not the tadpole
alive? Where did the <i>life</i> come from? You insist that the story I
have been telling you is untrue because you know that none of these
sleight-of-hand performers have ever, or <i>can</i> ever make actual life!
That it is an impossible thing for human beings to do. Yet when I tell you
that <i>God</i> did it you refuse the statement. How are you going to
account for life? If, in its very lowest forms, it cannot be made by men
who have given all their time to the study of the marvellous, how is it
that it is everywhere about us, unless I am correct, and there is a Power
that can produce life?”</p>
<p>Not a boy among them had heard the term “evolution;” knew anything about
“the survival of the fittest.” They were entirely ignorant of “protoplasm”
or “bioplasm;” yet not one of them but had caught the meaning of some of
these terms as they had been translated for them into the vernacular of
the city slums; not one in the class but perceived that their champion
arguer had been met on his own ground and vanquished. Not with an outburst
of horror; he had not even been informed that he was irreverent. Nimble
Dick delighted in making each teacher tell him this; he had merely been
replied to in the calmest of argumentative tones, and called upon to
account for the facts in his own statements, and had been unable to do so.
The crowd broke into a derisive laugh, and were noisy, it is true, and
brought troubled frowns to the face of their superintendent, and made the
flush on Alfred Ried's face deepen; yet if both these anxious watchers had
known it, it was worthy of note that the laugh had been at the expense of
one of their number, and not at their teacher.</p>
<p>“Well, go on,” interposed the youngest and quietest of the group. “Tell us
some more about your old fellow with his serpents. Did they stay
swallowed, and what did it all amount to, anyhow?”</p>
<p>Thus challenged, Mrs. Roberts gave her whole heart to the business of
giving, in as dramatic a manner as she could, the closing scenes in the
act performed in Egypt so long ago, carefully avoiding any reference to
time, and mentioning no names, using only modern terms, and an exceedingly
simple conversational form of language. She was, however, presently
interrupted with a question:—</p>
<p>“When did all this happen? And why don't somebody do something like it
nowadays?”</p>
<p>Ignoring the first question, Mrs. Roberts adroitly gave herself to the
second.</p>
<p>“Why don't you find your pleasure in tumbling around on the floor, playing
with a bright-colored marble or two as you did when a child? The world was
in its childhood when God taught the people in this way. He has given them
just as wonderful lessons since, but lessons more suited to men and women
who have learned to think and reason. We don't like to be always treated
as children.”</p>
<p>Whether they really dimly understood the meaning or not is possibly
doubtful, yet it appealed to their sense of dignity in so indirect a way,
that they did not themselves realize what inclined them to quiet for a
moment, while she finished her sentence earnestly. In the midst of the
quiet the closing-bell rang, and the seven young scamps seemed at once to
take into their hearts seven other spirits worse than themselves, and
behaved abominably during the closing exercises, and tumbled out of the
door over each other, in the wildest fashion, the moment the signal was
given, halting only to say, in the person of their leader:—</p>
<p>“You be on hand next Sunday; we like your yarns first rate.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Roberts, with glowing cheeks, and eyes behind which there were unshed
tears, made her way to the desk where Mr. Durant was standing, and spoke
quickly:</p>
<p>“There is a difference between others who have tried it and myself, Mr.
Durant. The sentence in Mr. Ried's account that gave me courage was,
'Every one has failed, so far; people are unwilling to take the class a
second time.' I have failed, but I want to try again.”</p>
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