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<h3>Chapter XVII<br/> <br/> <span class="smallcaps">Sir Abraham Haphazard</span></h3>
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<p>Mr Harding was shown into a comfortable inner
sitting-room, looking more like a gentleman's book-room
than a lawyer's chambers, and there waited for Sir Abraham.
Nor was he kept waiting long: in ten or fifteen minutes he
heard a clatter of voices speaking quickly in the passage, and
then the attorney-general entered.</p>
<p>"Very sorry to keep you waiting, Mr Warden," said Sir
Abraham, shaking hands with him; "and sorry, too, to name
so disagreeable an hour; but your notice was short, and as
you said to-day, I named the very earliest hour that was not
disposed of."</p>
<p>Mr Harding assured him that he was aware that it was he
that should apologise.</p>
<p>Sir Abraham was a tall thin man, with hair prematurely
gray, but bearing no other sign of age; he had a slight stoop,
in his neck rather than his back, acquired by his constant habit
of leaning forward as he addressed his various audiences. He
might be fifty years old, and would have looked young for his
age, had not constant work hardened his features, and given
him the appearance of a machine with a mind. His face was
full of intellect, but devoid of natural expression. You would
say he was a man to use, and then have done with; a man to
be sought for on great emergencies, but ill-adapted for ordinary
services; a man whom you would ask to defend your property,
but to whom you would be sorry to confide your love. He was
bright as a diamond, and as cutting, and also as unimpressionable.
He knew everyone whom to know was an honour, but he was without
a friend; he wanted none, however, and knew not the meaning
of the word in other than its parliamentary sense. A friend! Had
he not always been sufficient to himself, and now, at fifty, was
it likely that he should trust another? He was married, indeed,
and had children, but what time had he for the soft idleness of
conjugal felicity? His working days or term times were occupied
from his time of rising to the late hour at which he went to rest,
and even his vacations were more full of labour than the busiest
days of other men. He never quarrelled with his wife, but he
never talked to her;—he never had time to talk, he was so
taken up with speaking. She, poor lady, was not unhappy;
she had all that money could give her, she would probably
live to be a peeress, and she really thought Sir Abraham the
best of husbands.</p>
<p>Sir Abraham was a man of wit, and sparkled among the
brightest at the dinner-tables of political grandees: indeed, he
always sparkled; whether in society, in the House of Commons,
or the courts of law, coruscations flew from him; glittering
sparkles, as from hot steel, but no heat; no cold heart
was ever cheered by warmth from him, no unhappy soul ever
dropped a portion of its burden at his door.</p>
<p>With him success alone was praiseworthy, and he knew none
so successful as himself. No one had thrust him forward; no
powerful friends had pushed him along on his road to power.
No; he was attorney-general, and would, in all human probability,
be lord chancellor by sheer dint of his own industry and his own
talent. Who else in all the world rose so high with so little
help? A premier, indeed! Who had ever been premier without
mighty friends? An archbishop! Yes, the son or
grandson of a great noble, or else, probably, his tutor. But
he, Sir Abraham, had had no mighty lord at his back; his
father had been a country apothecary, his mother a farmer's
daughter. Why should he respect any but himself? And so
he glitters along through the world, the brightest among the
bright; and when his glitter is gone, and he is gathered to his
fathers, no eye will be dim with a tear, no heart will mourn
for its lost friend.</p>
<p>"And so, Mr Warden," said Sir Abraham, "all our trouble
about this lawsuit is at an end."</p>
<p>Mr Harding said he hoped so, but he didn't at all understand
what Sir Abraham meant. Sir Abraham, with all his sharpness,
could not have looked into his heart and read his intentions.</p>
<p>"All over. You need trouble yourself no further about it;
of course they must pay the costs, and the absolute expense to
you and Dr Grantly will be trifling,—that is, compared with
what it might have been if it had been continued."</p>
<p>"I fear I don't quite understand you, Sir Abraham."</p>
<p>"Don't you know that their attorneys have noticed us that
they have withdrawn the suit?"</p>
<p>Mr Harding explained to the lawyer that he knew nothing
of this, although he had heard in a roundabout way that such
an intention had been talked of; and he also at length
succeeded in making Sir Abraham understand that even this did
not satisfy him. The attorney-general stood up, put his hands
into his breeches' pockets, and raised his eyebrows, as Mr
Harding proceeded to detail the grievance from which he now
wished to rid himself.</p>
<p>"I know I have no right to trouble you personally with this
matter, but as it is of most vital importance to me, as all my
happiness is concerned in it, I thought I might venture to seek
your advice."</p>
<p>Sir Abraham bowed, and declared his clients were entitled
to the best advice he could give them; particularly a client so
respectable in every way as the Warden of Barchester Hospital.</p>
<p>"A spoken word, Sir Abraham, is often of more value than
volumes of written advice. The truth is, I am ill-satisfied with
this matter as it stands at present. I do see—I cannot help
seeing, that the affairs of the hospital are not arranged
according to the will of the founder."</p>
<p>"None of such institutions are, Mr Harding, nor can they be;
the altered circumstances in which we live do not admit of it."</p>
<p>"Quite true—that is quite true; but I can't see that those
altered circumstances give me a right to eight hundred a year.
I don't know whether I ever read John Hiram's will, but were
I to read it now I could not understand it. What I want you,
Sir Abraham, to tell me, is this:—am I, as warden, legally and
distinctly entitled to the proceeds of the property, after the due
maintenance of the twelve bedesmen?"</p>
<p>Sir Abraham declared that he couldn't exactly say in so
many words that Mr Harding was legally entitled to, &c.,
&c., &c., and ended in expressing a strong opinion
that it would be madness to raise any further question
on the matter, as the suit was to be,—nay, was, abandoned.</p>
<p>Mr Harding, seated in his chair, began to play a slow tune
on an imaginary violoncello.</p>
<p>"Nay, my dear sir," continued the attorney-general, "there
is no further ground for any question; I don't see that you
have the power of raising it."</p>
<p>"I can resign," said Mr Harding, slowly playing away with
his right hand, as though the bow were beneath the chair in
which he was sitting.</p>
<p>"What! throw it up altogether?" said the attorney-general,
gazing with utter astonishment at his client.</p>
<p>"Did you see those articles in <i>The Jupiter</i>?" said Mr
Harding, piteously, appealing to the sympathy of the lawyer.</p>
<p>Sir Abraham said he had seen them. This poor little clergyman,
cowed into such an act of extreme weakness by a newspaper
article, was to Sir Abraham so contemptible an object, that
he hardly knew how to talk to him as to a rational being.</p>
<p>"Hadn't you better wait," said he, "till Dr Grantly is in
town with you? Wouldn't it be better to postpone any serious
step till you can consult with him?"</p>
<p>Mr Harding declared vehemently that he could not wait,
and Sir Abraham began seriously to doubt his sanity.</p>
<p>"Of course," said the latter, "if you have private means
sufficient for your wants, and if this—"</p>
<p>"I haven't a sixpence, Sir Abraham," said the warden.</p>
<p>"God bless me! Why, Mr Harding, how do you mean to live?"</p>
<p>Mr Harding proceeded to explain to the man of law that
he meant to keep his precentorship,—that was eighty pounds
a year; and, also, that he meant to fall back upon his own
little living of Crabtree, which was another eighty pounds.
That, to be sure, the duties of the two were hardly compatible;
but perhaps he might effect an exchange. And then, recollecting
that the attorney-general would hardly care to hear how
the service of a cathedral church is divided among the
minor canons, stopped short in his explanations.</p>
<p>Sir Abraham listened in pitying wonder. "I really think,
Mr Harding, you had better wait for the archdeacon. This is
a most serious step,—one for which, in my opinion, there is not
the slightest necessity; and, as you have done me the honour
of asking my advice, I must implore you to do nothing without
the approval of your friends. A man is never the best
judge of his own position."</p>
<p>"A man is the best judge of what he feels himself. I'd
sooner beg my bread till my death than read such another
article as those two that have appeared, and feel, as I do,
that the writer has truth on his side."</p>
<p>"Have you not a daughter, Mr Harding,—an unmarried daughter?"</p>
<p>"I have," said he, now standing also, but still playing away
on his fiddle with his hand behind his back. "I have, Sir
Abraham; and she and I are completely agreed on this subject."</p>
<p>"Pray excuse me, Mr Harding, if what I say seems impertinent;
but surely it is you that should be prudent on her
behalf. She is young, and does not know the meaning of
living on an income of a hundred and sixty pounds a year. On her
account give up this idea. Believe me, it is sheer Quixotism."</p>
<p>The warden walked away to the window, and then back to
his chair; and then, irresolute what to say, took another turn
to the window. The attorney-general was really extremely
patient, but he was beginning to think that the interview had
been long enough.</p>
<p>"But if this income be not justly mine, what if she and I
have both to beg?" said the warden at last, sharply, and in a
voice so different from that he had hitherto used, that Sir
Abraham was startled. "If so, it would be better to beg."</p>
<p>"My dear sir, nobody now questions its justness."</p>
<p>"Yes, Sir Abraham, one does question it,—the most important
of all witnesses against me;—I question it myself. My God
knows whether or no I love my daughter; but I would sooner that
she and I should both beg, than that she should live in
comfort on money which is truly the property of the poor.
It may seem strange to you, Sir Abraham, it is strange to
myself, that I should have been ten years in that happy
home, and not have thought of these things till they were so
roughly dinned into my ears. I cannot boast of my conscience,
when it required the violence of a public newspaper to awaken
it; but, now that it is awake, I must obey it. When I came
here, I did not know that the suit was withdrawn by Mr Bold,
and my object was to beg you to abandon my defence. As
there is no action, there can be no defence; but it is, at any
rate, as well that you should know that from to-morrow I shall
cease to be the warden of the hospital. My friends and I differ
on this subject, Sir Abraham, and that adds much to my
sorrow; but it cannot be helped." And, as he finished what
he had to say, he played up such a tune as never before had
graced the chambers of any attorney-general. He was standing
up, gallantly fronting Sir Abraham, and his right arm
passed with bold and rapid sweeps before him, as though he
were embracing some huge instrument, which allowed him
to stand thus erect; and with the fingers of his left hand he
stopped, with preternatural velocity, a multitude of strings,
which ranged from the top of his collar to the bottom of the
lappet of his coat. Sir Abraham listened and looked in wonder.
As he had never before seen Mr Harding, the meaning of
these wild gesticulations was lost upon him; but he perceived
that the gentleman who had a few minutes since been so
subdued as to be unable to speak without hesitation, was now
impassioned,—nay, almost violent.</p>
<p>"You'll sleep on this, Mr Harding, and to-morrow—"</p>
<p>"I have done more than sleep upon it," said the warden;
"I have lain awake upon it, and that night after night. I
found I could not sleep upon it: now I hope to do so."</p>
<p>The attorney-general had no answer to make to this; so he
expressed a quiet hope that whatever settlement was finally
made would be satisfactory; and Mr Harding withdrew,
thanking the great man for his kind attention.</p>
<p>Mr Harding was sufficiently satisfied with the interview to
feel a glow of comfort as he descended into the small old square
of Lincoln's Inn. It was a calm, bright, beautiful night, and
by the light of the moon, even the chapel of Lincoln's Inn, and
the sombre row of chambers, which surround the quadrangle,
looked well. He stood still a moment to collect his thoughts,
and reflect on what he had done, and was about to do. He
knew that the attorney-general regarded him as little better
than a fool, but that he did not mind; he and the
attorney-general had not much in common between them; he knew
also that others, whom he did care about, would think so too;
but Eleanor, he was sure, would exult in what he had done,
and the bishop, he trusted, would sympathise with him.</p>
<p>In the meantime he had to meet the archdeacon, and so he
walked slowly down Chancery Lane and along Fleet Street,
feeling sure that his work for the night was not yet over.
When he reached the hotel he rang the bell quietly, and with
a palpitating heart; he almost longed to escape round the
corner, and delay the coming storm by a further walk round
St Paul's Churchyard, but he heard the slow creaking shoes
of the old waiter approaching, and he stood his ground manfully.</p>
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