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<h2> CHAPTER XXIX </h2>
<h3> [Looking West for Sunrise] </h3>
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<p>He kept his word. We heard his horn and instantly got up. It was dark and
cold and wretched. As I fumbled around for the matches, knocking things
down with my quaking hands, I wished the sun would rise in the middle of
the day, when it was warm and bright and cheerful, and one wasn't sleepy.
We proceeded to dress by the gloom of a couple sickly candles, but we
could hardly button anything, our hands shook so. I thought of how many
happy people there were in Europe, Asia, and America, and everywhere, who
were sleeping peacefully in their beds, and did not have to get up and see
the Rigi sunrise—people who did not appreciate their advantage, as
like as not, but would get up in the morning wanting more boons of
Providence. While thinking these thoughts I yawned, in a rather ample way,
and my upper teeth got hitched on a nail over the door, and while I was
mounting a chair to free myself, Harris drew the window-curtain, and said:</p>
<p>"Oh, this is luck! We shan't have to go out at all—yonder are the
mountains, in full view."<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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<p>That was glad news, indeed. It made us cheerful right away. One could see
the grand Alpine masses dimly outlined against the black firmament, and
one or two faint stars blinking through rifts in the night. Fully clothed,
and wrapped in blankets, and huddled ourselves up, by the window, with
lighted pipes, and fell into chat, while we waited in exceeding comfort to
see how an Alpine sunrise was going to look by candlelight. By and by a
delicate, spiritual sort of effulgence spread itself by imperceptible
degrees over the loftiest altitudes of the snowy wastes—but there
the effort seemed to stop. I said, presently:</p>
<p>"There is a hitch about this sunrise somewhere. It doesn't seem to go.
What do you reckon is the matter with it?"</p>
<p>"I don't know. It appears to hang fire somewhere. I never saw a sunrise
act like that before. Can it be that the hotel is playing anything on us?"</p>
<p>"Of course not. The hotel merely has a property interest in the sun, it
has nothing to do with the management of it. It is a precarious kind of
property, too; a succession of total eclipses would probably ruin this
tavern. Now what can be the matter with this sunrise?"</p>
<p>Harris jumped up and said:</p>
<p>"I've got it! I know what's the matter with it! We've been looking at the
place where the sun <i>set</i> last night!"</p>
<p>"It is perfectly true! Why couldn't you have thought of that sooner? Now
we've lost another one! And all through your blundering. It was exactly
like you to light a pipe and sit down to wait for the sun to rise in the
west."</p>
<p>"It was exactly like me to find out the mistake, too. You never would have
found it out. I find out all the mistakes."</p>
<p>"You make them all, too, else your most valuable faculty would be wasted
on you. But don't stop to quarrel, now—maybe we are not too late
yet."</p>
<p>But we were. The sun was well up when we got to the exhibition-ground.<br/>
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<p>On our way up we met the crowd returning—men and women dressed in
all sorts of queer costumes, and exhibiting all degrees of cold and
wretchedness in their gaits and countenances. A dozen still remained on
the ground when we reached there, huddled together about the scaffold with
their backs to the bitter wind. They had their red guide-books open at the
diagram of the view, and were painfully picking out the several mountains
and trying to impress their names and positions on their memories. It was
one of the saddest sights I ever saw.</p>
<p>Two sides of this place were guarded by railings, to keep people from
being blown over the precipices. The view, looking sheer down into the
broad valley, eastward, from this great elevation—almost a
perpendicular mile—was very quaint and curious. Counties, towns,
hilly ribs and ridges, wide stretches of green meadow, great forest
tracts, winding streams, a dozen blue lakes, a block of busy steamboats—we
saw all this little world in unique circumstantiality of detail—saw
it just as the birds see it—and all reduced to the smallest of
scales and as sharply worked out and finished as a steel engraving. The
numerous toy villages, with tiny spires projecting out of them, were just
as the children might have left them when done with play the day before;
the forest tracts were diminished to cushions of moss; one or two big
lakes were dwarfed to ponds, the smaller ones to puddles—though they
did not look like puddles, but like blue teardrops which had fallen and
lodged in slight depressions, conformable to their shapes, among the
moss-beds and the smooth levels of dainty green farm-land; the microscopic
steamboats glided along, as in a city reservoir, taking a mighty time to
cover the distance between ports which seemed only a yard apart; and the
isthmus which separated two lakes looked as if one might stretch out on it
and lie with both elbows in the water, yet we knew invisible wagons were
toiling across it and finding the distance a tedious one. This beautiful
miniature world had exactly the appearance of those "relief maps" which
reproduce nature precisely, with the heights and depressions and other
details graduated to a reduced scale, and with the rocks, trees, lakes,
etc., colored after nature.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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<p>I believed we could walk down to Waeggis or Vitznau in a day, but I knew
we could go down by rail in about an hour, so I chose the latter method. I
wanted to see what it was like, anyway. The train came along about the
middle of the afternoon, and an odd thing it was. The locomotive-boiler
stood on end, and it and the whole locomotive were tilted sharply
backward. There were two passenger-cars, roofed, but wide open all around.
These cars were not tilted back, but the seats were; this enables the
passenger to sit level while going down a steep incline.</p>
<p>There are three railway-tracks; the central one is cogged; the "lantern
wheel" of the engine grips its way along these cogs, and pulls the train
up the hill or retards its motion on the down trip. About the same speed—three
miles an hour—is maintained both ways. Whether going up or down, the
locomotive is always at the lower end of the train. It pushes in the one
case, braces back in the other. The passenger rides backward going up, and
faces forward going down.</p>
<p>We got front seats, and while the train moved along about fifty yards on
level ground, I was not the least frightened; but now it started abruptly
downstairs, and I caught my breath. And I, like my neighbors,
unconsciously held back all I could, and threw my weight to the rear, but,
of course, that did no particular good. I had slidden down the balusters
when I was a boy, and thought nothing of it, but to slide down the
balusters in a railway-train is a thing to make one's flesh creep.
Sometimes we had as much as ten yards of almost level ground, and this
gave us a few full breaths in comfort; but straightway we would turn a
corner and see a long steep line of rails stretching down below us, and
the comfort was at an end. One expected to see the locomotive pause, or
slack up a little, and approach this plunge cautiously, but it did nothing
of the kind; it went calmly on, and went it reached the jumping-off place
it made a sudden bow, and went gliding smoothly downstairs, untroubled by
the circumstances.</p>
<p>It was wildly exhilarating to slide along the edge of the precipices,
after this grisly fashion, and look straight down upon that far-off valley
which I was describing a while ago.</p>
<p>There was no level ground at the Kaltbad station; the railbed was as steep
as a roof; I was curious to see how the stop was going to be managed. But
it was very simple; the train came sliding down, and when it reached the
right spot it just stopped—that was all there was "to it"—stopped
on the steep incline, and when the exchange of passengers and baggage had
been made, it moved off and went sliding down again. The train can be
stopped anywhere, at a moment's notice.</p>
<p>There was one curious effect, which I need not take the trouble to
describe—because I can scissor a description of it out of the
railway company's advertising pamphlet, and save my ink:<br/> <br/> <br/>
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<p>"On the whole tour, particularly at the Descent, we undergo an optical
illusion which often seems to be incredible. All the shrubs, fir trees,
stables, houses, etc., seem to be bent in a slanting direction, as by an
immense pressure of air. They are all standing awry, so much awry that the
chalets and cottages of the peasants seem to be tumbling down. It is the
consequence of the steep inclination of the line. Those who are seated in
the carriage do not observe that they are going down a declivity of twenty
to twenty-five degrees (their seats being adapted to this course of
proceeding and being bent down at their backs). They mistake their
carriage and its horizontal lines for a proper measure of the normal
plain, and therefore all the objects outside which really are in a
horizontal position must show a disproportion of twenty to twenty-five
degrees declivity, in regard to the mountain."</p>
<p>By the time one reaches Kaltbad, he has acquired confidence in the
railway, and he now ceases to try to ease the locomotive by holding back.
Thenceforth he smokes his pipe in serenity, and gazes out upon the
magnificent picture below and about him with unfettered enjoyment. There
is nothing to interrupt the view or the breeze; it is like inspecting the
world on the wing. However—to be exact—there is one place
where the serenity lapses for a while; this is while one is crossing the
Schnurrtobel Bridge, a frail structure which swings its gossamer frame
down through the dizzy air, over a gorge, like a vagrant spider-strand.</p>
<p>One has no difficulty in remembering his sins while the train is creeping
down this bridge; and he repents of them, too; though he sees, when he
gets to Vitznau, that he need not have done it, the bridge was perfectly
safe.</p>
<p>So ends the eventual trip which we made to the Rigi-Kulm to see an Alpine
sunrise.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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