<h2> The Geebung Polo Club </h2>
<p>It was somewhere up the country, in a land of rock and scrub,<br/>
That they formed an institution called the Geebung Polo Club.<br/>
They were long and wiry natives from the rugged mountain side,<br/>
And the horse was never saddled that the Geebungs couldn't ride;<br/>
But their style of playing polo was irregular and rash —<br/>
They had mighty little science, but a mighty lot of dash:<br/>
And they played on mountain ponies that were muscular and strong,<br/>
Though their coats were quite unpolished,<br/>
and their manes and tails were long.<br/>
And they used to train those ponies wheeling cattle in the scrub:<br/>
They were demons, were the members of the Geebung Polo Club.<br/>
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It was somewhere down the country, in a city's smoke and steam,<br/>
That a polo club existed, called 'The Cuff and Collar Team'.<br/>
As a social institution 'twas a marvellous success,<br/>
For the members were distinguished by exclusiveness and dress.<br/>
They had natty little ponies that were nice, and smooth, and sleek,<br/>
For their cultivated owners only rode 'em once a week.<br/>
So they started up the country in pursuit of sport and fame,<br/>
For they meant to show the Geebungs how they ought to play the game;<br/>
And they took their valets with them — just to give their boots a rub<br/>
Ere they started operations on the Geebung Polo Club.<br/>
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Now my readers can imagine how the contest ebbed and flowed,<br/>
When the Geebung boys got going it was time to clear the road;<br/>
And the game was so terrific that ere half the time was gone<br/>
A spectator's leg was broken — just from merely looking on.<br/>
For they waddied one another till the plain was strewn with dead,<br/>
While the score was kept so even that they neither got ahead.<br/>
And the Cuff and Collar Captain, when he tumbled off to die,<br/>
Was the last surviving player — so the game was called a tie.<br/>
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Then the Captain of the Geebungs raised him slowly from the ground,<br/>
Though his wounds were mostly mortal, yet he fiercely gazed around;<br/>
There was no one to oppose him — all the rest were in a trance,<br/>
So he scrambled on his pony for his last expiring chance,<br/>
For he meant to make an effort to get victory to his side;<br/>
So he struck at goal — and missed it — then he tumbled off and died.<br/>
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. . . . .<br/>
<br/>
By the old Campaspe River, where the breezes shake the grass,<br/>
There's a row of little gravestones that the stockmen never pass,<br/>
For they bear a crude inscription saying, 'Stranger, drop a tear,<br/>
For the Cuff and Collar players and the Geebung boys lie here.'<br/>
And on misty moonlit evenings, while the dingoes howl around,<br/>
You can see their shadows flitting down that phantom polo ground;<br/>
You can hear the loud collisions as the flying players meet,<br/>
And the rattle of the mallets, and the rush of ponies' feet,<br/>
Till the terrified spectator rides like blazes to the pub —<br/>
He's been haunted by the spectres of the Geebung Polo Club.<br/></p>
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