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<h2> THE TALE OF TIMMY TIPTOES </h2>
<p>[For Many Unknown Little Friends,<br/>
Including Monica]<br/></p>
<p>Once upon a time there was a<br/>
little fat comfortable grey squirrel,<br/>
called Timmy Tiptoes. He had a<br/>
nest thatched with leaves in the<br/>
top of a tall tree; and he had a<br/>
little squirrel wife called Goody.<br/>
<br/>
Timmy Tiptoes sat out, enjoying<br/>
the breeze; he whisked his tail and<br/>
chuckled—"Little wife Goody, the<br/>
nuts are ripe; we must lay up a<br/>
store for winter and spring."<br/>
Goody Tiptoes was busy pushing<br/>
moss under the thatch—"The nest<br/>
is so snug, we shall be sound<br/>
asleep all winter." "Then we shall<br/>
wake up all the thinner, when<br/>
there is nothing to eat in spring-<br/>
time," replied prudent Timothy.<br/></p>
<p>When Timmy and Goody<br/>
Tiptoes came to the nut<br/>
thicket, they found other<br/>
squirrels were there already.<br/>
<br/>
Timmy took off his jacket<br/>
and hung it on a twig; they<br/>
worked away quietly by themselves.<br/>
<br/>
Every day they made several<br/>
journeys and picked quantities<br/>
of nuts. They carried them<br/>
away in bags, and stored<br/>
them in several hollow<br/>
stumps near the tree where<br/>
they had built their nest.<br/></p>
<p>When these stumps were full,<br/>
they began to empty the bags into<br/>
a hole high up a tree, that had<br/>
belonged to a woodpecker; the nuts<br/>
rattled down—down—down inside.<br/>
<br/>
"How shall you ever get them<br/>
out again? It is like a money box!"<br/>
said Goody.<br/>
<br/>
"I shall be much thinner before<br/>
springtime, my love," said Timmy<br/>
Tiptoes, peeping into the hole.<br/>
<br/>
They did collect quantities—<br/>
because they did not lose them!<br/>
Squirrels who bury their nuts in<br/>
the ground lose more than half,<br/>
because they cannot remember<br/>
the place.<br/>
<br/>
The most forgetful squirrel in<br/>
the wood was called Silvertail. He<br/>
began to dig, and he could not<br/>
remember. And then he dug again<br/>
and found some nuts that did not<br/>
belong to him; and there was a<br/>
fight. And other squirrels began to<br/>
dig,—the whole wood was in<br/>
commotion!<br/></p>
<p>Unfortunately, just at this time<br/>
a flock of little birds flew by, from<br/>
bush to bush, searching for green<br/>
caterpillars and spiders. There<br/>
were several sorts of little birds,<br/>
twittering different songs.<br/>
<br/>
The first one sang—"Who's bin<br/>
digging-up MY nuts? Who's-been-<br/>
digging-up MY nuts?"<br/>
<br/>
And another sang—"Little bita<br/>
bread and-NO-cheese! Little bit-a-<br/>
bread an'-NO-cheese!"<br/>
<br/>
The squirrels followed and listened.<br/>
The first little bird flew into<br/>
the bush where Timmy and Goody<br/>
Tiptoes were quietly tying up their<br/>
bags, and it sang—"Who's-bin<br/>
digging-up MY nuts? Who's been<br/>
digging-up MY-nuts?"<br/>
<br/>
Timmy Tiptoes went on with<br/>
his work without replying; indeed,<br/>
the little bird did not expect an<br/>
answer. It was only singing its<br/>
natural song, and it meant nothing<br/>
at all.<br/></p>
<p>But when the other squirrels<br/>
heard that song, they rushed upon<br/>
Timmy Tiptoes and cuffed and<br/>
scratched him, and upset his bag<br/>
of nuts. The innocent little bird<br/>
which had caused all the mischief,<br/>
flew away in a fright!<br/>
<br/>
Timmy rolled over and over,<br/>
and then turned tail and fled<br/>
towards his nest, followed by<br/>
a crowd of squirrels shouting—<br/>
"Who's-been digging-up MY-nuts?"<br/>
<br/>
They caught him and dragged<br/>
him up the very same tree, where<br/>
there was the little round hole,<br/>
and they pushed him in. The hole<br/>
was much too small for Timmy<br/>
Tiptoes' figure. They squeezed<br/>
him dreadfully, it was a wonder<br/>
they did not break his ribs. "We<br/>
will leave him here till he confesses,"<br/>
said Silvertail Squirrel and<br/>
he shouted into the hole—"Who's-<br/>
been-digging-up MY-nuts?"<br/></p>
<p>Timmy Tiptoes made no<br/>
reply; he had tumbled down<br/>
inside the tree, upon half a<br/>
peck of nuts belonging to<br/>
himself. He lay quite stunned and<br/>
still.<br/>
<br/>
Goody Tiptoes picked up the<br/>
nut bags and went home. She<br/>
made a cup of tea for Timmy; but<br/>
he didn't come and didn't come.<br/>
<br/>
Goody Tiptoes passed a lonely<br/>
and unhappy night. Next morning<br/>
she ventured back to the nut<br/>
bushes to look for him; but the<br/>
other unkind squirrels drove her<br/>
away.<br/>
<br/>
She wandered all over the<br/>
wood, calling—<br/>
<br/>
"Timmy Tiptoes! Timmy Tip-<br/>
toes! Oh, where is Timmy Tiptoes?"<br/></p>
<p>In the meantime Timmy Tiptoes<br/>
came to his senses. He found<br/>
himself tucked up in a little moss<br/>
bed, very much in the dark, feeling<br/>
sore; it seemed to be under<br/>
ground. Timmy coughed and<br/>
groaned, because his ribs hurted<br/>
him. There was a chirpy noise,<br/>
and a small striped Chipmunk<br/>
appeared with a night light, and<br/>
hoped he felt better?<br/>
<br/>
It was most kind to Timmy Tiptoes;<br/>
it lent him its nightcap; and<br/>
the house was full of provisions.<br/>
<br/>
The Chipmunk explained that it<br/>
had rained nuts through the top of<br/>
the tree—"Besides, I found a few<br/>
buried!" It laughed and chuckled<br/>
when it heard Timmy's story.<br/>
While Timmy was confined to<br/>
bed, it 'ticed him to eat quantities<br/>
—"But how shall I ever get out<br/>
through that hole unless I thin<br/>
myself? My wife will be anxious!"<br/>
"Just another nut—or two nuts;<br/>
let me crack them for you," said<br/>
the Chipmunk. Timmy Tiptoes<br/>
grew fatter and fatter!<br/></p>
<p>Now Goody Tiptoes had set to<br/>
work again by herself. She did not<br/>
put any more nuts into the woodpecker's<br/>
hole, because she had always<br/>
doubted how they could be<br/>
got out again. She hid them under<br/>
a tree root; they rattled down,<br/>
down, down. Once when Goody<br/>
emptied an extra big bagful, there<br/>
was a decided squeak; and next<br/>
time Goody brought another bagful,<br/>
a little striped Chipmunk<br/>
scrambled out in a hurry.<br/>
<br/>
"It is getting perfectly full-up<br/>
downstairs; the sitting room is<br/>
full, and they are rolling along the<br/>
passage; and my husband, Chippy<br/>
Hackee, has run away and left me.<br/>
What is the explanation of these<br/>
showers of nuts?"<br/>
<br/>
"I am sure I beg your pardon; I<br/>
did not know that anybody lived<br/>
here," said Mrs. Goody Tiptoes;<br/>
"but where is Chippy Hackee? My<br/>
husband, Timmy Tiptoes, has run<br/>
away too." "I know where Chippy<br/>
is; a little bird told me," said Mrs.<br/>
Chippy Hackee.<br/></p>
<p>She led the way to the woodpecker's<br/>
tree, and they listened at<br/>
the hole.<br/>
<br/>
Down below there was a noise<br/>
of nutcrackers, and a fat squirrel<br/>
voice and a thin squirrel voice<br/>
were singing together—<br/>
<br/>
"My little old man and I fell out,<br/>
How shall we bring this matter about?<br/>
Bring it about as well as you can,<br/>
And get you gone, you little old man!"<br/></p>
<p>"You could squeeze in, through<br/>
that little round hole," said Goody<br/>
Tiptoes. "Yes, I could," said the<br/>
Chipmunk, "but my husband,<br/>
Chippy Hackee, bites!"<br/>
<br/>
Down below there was a noise<br/>
of cracking nuts and nibbling; and<br/>
then the fat squirrel voice and the<br/>
thin squirrel voice sang—<br/>
<br/>
"For the diddlum day<br/>
Day diddle durn di!<br/>
Day diddle diddle dum day!"<br/></p>
<p>Then Goody peeped in at the<br/>
hole, and called down—"Timmy<br/>
Tiptoes! Oh fie, Timmy Tiptoes!"<br/>
And Timmy replied, "Is that you,<br/>
Goody Tiptoes? Why, certainly!"<br/>
<br/>
He came up and kissed Goody<br/>
through the hole; but he was so fat<br/>
that he could not get out.<br/>
<br/>
Chippy Hackee was not too fat,<br/>
but he did not want to come; he<br/>
stayed down below and chuckled.<br/>
<br/>
And so it went on for a fort-<br/>
night; till a big wind blew off<br/>
the top of the tree, and opened<br/>
up the hole and let in the rain.<br/>
<br/>
Then Timmy Tiptoes came<br/>
out, and went home with an<br/>
umbrella.<br/></p>
<p>But Chippy Hackee continued<br/>
to camp out for another<br/>
week, although it was<br/>
uncomfortable.<br/>
<br/>
At last a large bear came<br/>
walking through the wood.<br/>
Perhaps he also was looking<br/>
for nuts; he seemed to be<br/>
sniffing around.<br/></p>
<p>Chippy Hackee went home<br/>
in a hurry!<br/>
<br/>
And when Chippy Hackee<br/>
got home, he found he had<br/>
caught a cold in his head; and<br/>
he was more uncomfortable<br/>
still.<br/></p>
<p>And now Timmy and<br/>
Goody Tiptoes keep their nut<br/>
store fastened up with a little<br/>
padlock.<br/>
<br/>
And whenever that little<br/>
bird sees the Chipmunks, he<br/>
sings—"Who's-been-digging-<br/>
up MY-nuts? Who's been dig-<br/>
ging-up MY-nuts?" But nobody<br/>
ever answers!<br/></p>
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