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<h2> GINGER AND PICKLES </h2>
<p>[Dedicated<br/>
With very kind regards to old Mr. John Taylor,<br/>
Who "thinks he might pass as a dormouse,"<br/>
(Three years in bed and never a grumble!).]<br/></p>
<p>Once upon a time there was<br/>
a village shop. The name over<br/>
the window was "Ginger and<br/>
Pickles."<br/>
<br/>
It was a little small shop<br/>
just the right size for Dolls—<br/>
Lucinda and Jane Doll-cook<br/>
always bought their groceries<br/>
at Ginger and Pickles.<br/>
<br/>
The counter inside was a<br/>
convenient height for rabbits.<br/>
Ginger and Pickles sold red<br/>
spotty pocket handkerchiefs at<br/>
a penny three farthings.<br/>
<br/>
They also sold sugar, and<br/>
snuff and galoshes.<br/>
<br/>
In fact, although it was<br/>
such a small shop it sold<br/>
nearly everything—except a<br/>
few things that you want in<br/>
a hurry—like bootlaces, hair-<br/>
pins and mutton chops.<br/>
<br/>
Ginger and Pickles were the<br/>
people who kept the shop.<br/>
Ginger was a yellow tomcat,<br/>
and Pickles was a terrier.<br/>
<br/>
The rabbits were always a<br/>
little bit afraid of Pickles.<br/></p>
<p>The shop was also patronized<br/>
by mice—only the mice<br/>
were rather afraid of Ginger.<br/>
<br/>
Ginger usually requested<br/>
Pickles to serve them, because<br/>
he said it made his mouth<br/>
water.<br/>
<br/>
"I cannot bear," said he, "to<br/>
see them going out at the door<br/>
carrying their little parcels."<br/>
<br/>
"I have the same feeling<br/>
about rats," replied Pickles,<br/>
"but it would never do to eat<br/>
our customers; they would<br/>
leave us and go to Tabitha<br/>
Twitchit's."<br/>
<br/>
"On the contrary, they<br/>
would go nowhere," replied<br/>
Ginger gloomily.<br/>
<br/>
(Tabitha Twitchit kept the<br/>
only other shop in the village.<br/>
She did not give credit.)<br/>
<br/>
But there is no money in<br/>
what is called the "till."<br/>
<br/>
Ginger and Pickles gave<br/>
unlimited credit.<br/>
<br/>
Now the meaning of<br/>
"credit" is this—when a customer<br/>
buys a bar of soap, instead<br/>
of the customer pulling<br/>
out a purse and paying for it<br/>
—she says she will pay another<br/>
time.<br/>
<br/>
And Pickles makes a low<br/>
bow and says, "With pleasure,<br/>
madam," and it is written<br/>
down in a book.<br/>
<br/>
The customers come again<br/>
and again, and buy quantities,<br/>
in spite of being afraid of<br/>
Ginger and Pickles.<br/></p>
<p>The customers came in<br/>
crowds every day and bought<br/>
quantities, especially the<br/>
toffee customers. But there was<br/>
always no money; they never<br/>
paid for as much as a penny-<br/>
worth of peppermints.<br/>
<br/>
But the sales were enormous,<br/>
ten times as large as<br/>
Tabitha Twitchit's.<br/>
<br/>
As there was always no<br/>
money, Ginger and Pickles<br/>
were obliged to eat their own<br/>
goods.<br/>
<br/>
Pickles ate biscuits and Ginger<br/>
ate a dried haddock.<br/>
<br/>
They ate them by candle-<br/>
light after the shop was<br/>
closed.<br/></p>
<p>"It is very uncomfortable, I<br/>
am afraid I shall be summoned.<br/>
I have tried in vain to<br/>
get a license upon credit at the<br/>
Post Office;" said Pickles.<br/>
"The place is full of policemen.<br/>
I met one as I was coming<br/>
home.<br/>
<br/>
"Let us send in the bill<br/>
again to Samuel Whiskers,<br/>
Ginger, he owes 22/9 for<br/>
bacon."<br/>
<br/>
"I do not believe that he<br/>
intends to pay at all," replied<br/>
Ginger.<br/>
<br/>
When it came to Jan. 1st<br/>
there was still no money, and<br/>
Pickles was unable to buy a<br/>
dog license.<br/>
<br/>
"It is very unpleasant, I am<br/>
afraid of the police," said<br/>
Pickles.<br/>
<br/>
"It is your own fault for<br/>
being a terrier; <i>I</i> do not<br/>
require a license, and neither<br/>
does Kep, the Collie dog."<br/></p>
<p>"And I feel sure that Anna<br/>
Maria pockets things—<br/>
<br/>
"Where are all the cream<br/>
crackers?"<br/>
<br/>
"You have eaten them yourself."<br/>
replied Ginger.<br/>
<br/>
Ginger and Pickles retired<br/>
into the back parlor.<br/>
<br/>
They did accounts. They<br/>
added up sums and sums, and<br/>
sums.<br/>
<br/>
"Samuel Whiskers has run<br/>
up a bill as long as his tail; he<br/>
has had an ounce and three-<br/>
quarters of snuff since October.<br/>
<br/>
"What is seven pounds of<br/>
butter at 1/3, and a stick of<br/>
sealing wax and four<br/>
matches?"<br/>
<br/>
"Send in all the bills again<br/>
to everybody `with compliments,'"<br/>
replied Ginger.<br/></p>
<p>Pickles nearly had a fit, he<br/>
barked and he barked and<br/>
made little rushes.<br/>
<br/>
"Bite him, Pickles! bite<br/>
him!" spluttered Ginger behind<br/>
a sugar barrel, "he's only<br/>
a German doll!"<br/>
<br/>
The policeman went on<br/>
writing in his notebook; twice<br/>
he put his pencil in his mouth,<br/>
and once he dipped it in the<br/>
treacle.<br/>
<br/>
Pickles barked till he was<br/>
hoarse. But still the policeman<br/>
took no notice. He had bead<br/>
eyes, and his helmet was<br/>
sewed on with stitches.<br/>
<br/>
After a time they heard a<br/>
noise in the shop, as if something<br/>
had been pushed in at<br/>
the door. They came out of the<br/>
back parlor. There was an<br/>
envelope lying on the counter,<br/>
and a policeman writing in a<br/>
notebook!<br/></p>
<p>At length on his last little<br/>
rush—Pickles found that the<br/>
shop was empty. The policeman<br/>
had disappeared.<br/>
<br/>
But the envelope remained.<br/>
<br/>
"Do you think that he has<br/>
gone to fetch a real live policeman?<br/>
I am afraid it is a summons,"<br/>
said Pickles.<br/>
<br/>
"No," replied Ginger, who<br/>
had opened the envelope, "it is<br/>
the rates and taxes, 3 pounds 19<br/>
11 3/4." [pounds are British money,<br/>
the 19 is schillings, and then pence]<br/>
<br/>
"This is the last straw," said<br/>
Pickles, "let us close the shop."<br/>
<br/>
They put up the shutters,<br/>
and left. But they have not<br/>
removed from the neighborhood.<br/>
In fact some people<br/>
wish they had gone further.<br/></p>
<p>Ginger is living in the warren<br/>
[game preserve for rabbits].<br/>
I do not know what<br/>
occupation he pursues; he<br/>
looks stout and comfortable.<br/>
<br/>
Pickles is at present a game-<br/>
keeper.<br/></p>
<p>After a time Mr. John<br/>
Dormouse and his daughter<br/>
began to sell peppermints and<br/>
candles.<br/>
<br/>
But they did not keep "self-<br/>
fitting sixes"; and it takes five<br/>
mice to carry one seven inch<br/>
candle.<br/>
<br/>
The closing of the shop<br/>
caused great inconvenience.<br/>
Tabitha Twitchit immediately<br/>
raised the price of everything<br/>
a halfpenny; and she continued<br/>
to refuse to give credit.<br/></p>
<p>Of course there are the<br/>
tradesmen's carts—the butcher,<br/>
the fishman and Timothy<br/>
Baker.<br/>
<br/>
But a person cannot live on<br/>
"seed wigs" and sponge cake<br/>
and butter buns—not even<br/>
when the sponge cake is as<br/>
good as Timothy's!<br/></p>
<p>And Miss Dormouse refused<br/>
to take back the ends when<br/>
they were brought back to her<br/>
with complaints.<br/>
<br/>
And when Mr. John<br/>
Dormouse was complained to, he<br/>
stayed in bed, and would say<br/>
nothing but "very snug;"<br/>
which is not the way to carry<br/>
on a retail business.<br/>
<br/>
Besides—the candles which<br/>
they sell behave very strangely<br/>
in warm weather.<br/>
<br/>
So everybody was pleased<br/>
when Sally Henny Penny sent<br/>
out a printed poster to say<br/>
that she was going to reopen<br/>
the shop—"Henny's Opening<br/>
Sale! Grand cooperative Jumble!<br/>
Penny's penny prices!<br/>
Come buy, come try, come<br/>
buy!"<br/>
<br/>
The poster really was most<br/>
'ticing.<br/></p>
<p>There was a rush upon the<br/>
opening day. The shop was<br/>
crammed with customers,<br/>
and there were crowds of<br/>
mice upon the biscuit cannisters.<br/>
<br/>
Sally Henny Penny gets<br/>
rather flustered when she tries<br/>
to count out change, and she<br/>
insists on being paid cash; but<br/>
she is quite harmless.<br/>
<br/>
And she has laid in a<br/>
remarkable assortment of<br/>
bargains.<br/>
<br/>
There is something to<br/>
please everybody.<br/></p>
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