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<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">We came back to the city Labor Day Monday—us
and a couple million others—traffic crawling,
a hot day, the windows practically closed up tight
to keep Cat in. I sweated, and then cat hairs
stuck to me and got up my nose. Considering
everything, Pop acted quite mild.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">I met a kid up at the lake in Connecticut
who had skin-diving equipment. He let me use
it one day when Mom and Pop were off sight-seeing.
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Boy, this has fishing beat hollow! I found
out there’s a skin-diving course at the Y, and
I’m going to begin saving up for the fins and
mask and stuff. Pop won’t mind forking out
for the Y membership, because he’ll figure it’s
character-building.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Meanwhile, I’m wondering if I can get back
up to Connecticut again one weekend while
the weather’s still warm, and I see that Rosh
Hashanah falls on a Monday and Tuesday this
year, the week after school opens. Great. So I
ask this kid—Kenny Wright—if I can maybe
come visit him that weekend so I can do some
more skin diving.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Rosh Hashanah? What’s that?” he says.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">So I explain to him. Rosh Hashanah is the
Jewish New Year. About half the kids in my
school are Jewish, so they all stay out for it, and
I always do too. Last year the school board gave
up and made it an official school holiday for
everyone, Jewish or not. Same with Yom
Kippur, the week after.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Kenny whistles. “You sure are lucky. I don’t
think we got any holidays coming till Thanksgiving.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">I always thought the kids in the country were
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lucky having outdoor yards for sports and recess,
but I guess we have it over them on holidays—’specially
in the fall: three Jewish holidays in
September, Columbus Day in October, Election
Day and Veterans’ Day in November, and then
Thanksgiving. It drives the mothers wild.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">I don’t figure it’d be worth train fare to Connecticut
for just two days, so I say good-bye to
Kenny and see you next year and stuff.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Back home I’m pretty busy right away, on
account of starting in a new school, Charles
Evans Hughes High. It’s different from the
junior high, where I knew half the kids, and
also my whole homeroom there went from one
classroom to another together. At Hughes everyone
has to get his own schedule and find the right
classroom in this immense building, which is
about the size of Penn Station. There are about
a million kids in it—actually about two thousand—most
of whom I never saw before. Hardly any
of the Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village
kids come here because it isn’t their district.
However, walking back across Fifth Avenue one
day, I see one kid I know from Peter Cooper.
His name is Ben Alstein. I ask him how come
he is at Hughes.</p>
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<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“My dad wanted me to get into Peter Stuyvesant
High School—you know, the genius factory,
city-wide competitive exam to get in. Of
course I didn’t make it. Biggest Failure of the
Year, that’s me.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Heck, I never even tried for that. But how
come you’re here?”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“There’s a special science course you can
qualify for by taking a math test. Then you don’t
have to live in the district. My dad figures as
long as I’m in something special, there’s hope.
I’m not really very interested in science, but that
doesn’t bother him.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">So after that Ben and I walk back and forth
to school together, and it turns out we have three
classes together, too—biology and algebra and
English. We’re both relieved to have at least one
familiar face to look for in the crowd. My old
friend Nick, aside from not really being my
best friend anymore, has gone to a Catholic
high school somewhere uptown.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">On the way home from school one Friday in
September, I ask Ben what he’s doing Monday
and Tuesday, the Jewish holidays.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Tuesday I got to get into my bar mitzvah
suit and go to synagogue and over to Brooklyn
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to my grandmother’s. Monday I don’t have to
do anything special. Come on over with your
roller skates and we’ll get in the hockey game.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“I skate on my tail,” I say, because it’s true,
and it would be doubly true in a hockey game.
I try quick to think up something else. We’re
walking down the block to my house, and there’s
Cat sitting out front, so I say, “Let’s cruise
around and get down to Fulton Fish Market and
pick up some fish heads for my cat.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“You’re a real nut, aren’t you?” Ben says. He
doesn’t say it as if he minds—just mentioning
the fact. He’s an easygoing kind of guy, and I
think most of the time he likes to let someone
else make the plans. So he shrugs and says,
“O.K.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">I introduce him to Cat. Ben looks him in the
eye, and Cat looks away and licks his back. Ben
says, “So I got to get you fresh fish for Rosh
Hashanah, huh?”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Cat jumps down and rubs from back to front
against Ben’s right leg and from front to back
against his left leg and goes to lie down in the
middle of the sidewalk.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“See? He likes you,” I say. “He won’t have
anything to do with most guys, except Tom.”</p>
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<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Who’s Tom?”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">So I tell Ben all about Tom and the cellar
and his father disappearing on him.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Gee,” says Ben, “I thought I had trouble,
with my father practically telling me how to
breathe better every minute, but at least he
doesn’t disappear. What does Tom do now?”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Works at the flower shop, right down there
at the corner.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Ben feels around in his pockets a minute.
“Hey, I got two bucks I was supposed to spend
on a textbook. Come on and I’ll buy Mom a
plant for the holidays, and you can introduce
me to Tom.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">We go down to the flower shop, and at first
Tom frowns because he thinks we’ve just come
to kid around. Ben tells him he wants a plant,
so then he makes a big thing out of showing
him all the plants, from the ten-dollar ones on
down, so Mr. Palumbo will see he’s doing a good
job. Ben finally settles on a funny-looking cactus
that Tom says is going to bloom pretty soon.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Ben goes along home and I arrange to pick
him up on Monday. I wait around outside until
I see Tom go out on a delivery and ask him how
he likes the job. He says he doesn’t really know
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yet, but at least the guy is decent to work for,
not like the filling-station man.</p>
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<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">I sleep late Monday and go over to Peter
Cooper about eleven. A lot of kids are out in
the playgrounds, and some fathers are there tossing
footballs with them and shouting “Happy
New Year” to each other. It sounds odd to hear
people saying that on a warm day in September.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Ben and I wander out of the project and he
says, “How do we get to this Fulton Street?”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">I see a bus that says “Avenue C” on it stopping
on Twenty-third Street. Avenue C is way
east, and so is Fulton Street, so I figure it’ll
probably work out. We get on. The bus rockets
along under the East Side Drive for a few blocks
and then heads down Avenue C, which is narrow
and crowded. It’s a Spanish and Puerto Rican
neighborhood to begin with, then farther downtown
it’s mostly Jewish. Lots of people are out
on the street shaking hands and clapping each
other on the back, and the stores are all closed.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Every time the bus stops, the driver shouts to
some of the people on the sidewalk, and he seems
to know a good many of the passengers who get
on. He asks them about their jobs, or their
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babies, or their aunt who’s sick in Bellevue. This
is pretty unusual in New York, where bus
drivers usually act like they hate people in general
and their passengers in particular. Suddenly
the bus turns off Avenue C and heads west.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Ben looks out the window and says, “Hey,
this is Houston Street. I been down here to a
big delicatessen. But we’re not heading downtown
anymore.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Probably it’ll turn again,” I say.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">It doesn’t, though, not till clear over at Sixth
Avenue. By then everyone else has got off and
the bus driver turns around and says, “Where
you two headed for?”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">It’s funny, a bus driver asking you that, so
I ask him, “Where does this bus go?”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“It goes from Bellevue Hospital down to Hudson
Street, down by the Holland Tunnel.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Holy crow!” says Ben. “We’re liable to wind
up in New Jersey.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Relax. I don’t go that far. I just go back up
to Bellevue,” says the driver.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“You think we’d be far from Fulton Fish
Market?” I say.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">The driver gestures vaguely. “Just across the
island.”</p>
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<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">So Ben and I decide we’ll get off at the end of
the line and walk from there. The bus driver
says, “Have a nice hike.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“I think there’s something fishy about this,”
says Ben.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“That’s what we’re going to get, fish,” I say,
and we walk. We walk quite a ways.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Ben sees a little Italian restaurant down a
couple of steps, and we stop to look at the menu
in the window. The special for the day is
lasagna, and Ben says, “Boy, that’s for me!”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">We go inside, while I finger the dollar in my
pocket and do some fast mental arithmetic.
Lasagna is a dollar, so that’s out, but I see
spaghetti and meat balls is seventy-five cents, so
that will still leave me bus fare home.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">A waiter rushes up, wearing a white napkin
over his arm like a banner, and takes our order.
He returns in a moment with a shiny clean white
linen tablecloth and a basket of fresh Italian
bread and rolls. On a third trip he brings enough
chilled butter for a family and asks if we want
coffee with lunch or later. Later, we say.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Man, this is living!” says Ben as he moves
in on the bread.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“He treats us just like people.”</p>
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<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Pretty soon the waiter is back with our lasagna
and spaghetti, and he swirls around the table as
if he were dancing. “Anything else now? Mind
the hot plates, very hot! Have a good lunch now.
I bring the coffee later.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">He swirls away, the napkin over his arm
making a little breeze, and circles another table.
It’s a small room, and there are only four tables
eating, but he seems to enjoy acting like he was
serving royalty at the Waldorf. When we’re just
finished eating, he comes back with a pot of
steaming coffee and a pitcher of real cream.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">I’m dolloping the cream in, and it floats, when
a thought hits me: We got to leave a tip for this
waiter.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">I whisper to Ben, “Hey, how much money you
got?”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">He reaches in his pocket and fishes out a buck,
a dime, and a quarter. We study them. Figure
coffees for a dime each, and the total check ought
to be $1.95. We’ve got $2.35 between us. We
can still squeak through with bus fare if we only
leave the waiter a dime, which is pretty cheap.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">At that moment he comes back and refills
our coffee cups and asks what we will have for
dessert.</p>
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<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Uh, nothing, nothing at all,” I say.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Couldn’t eat another thing,” says Ben.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">So the waiter brings the check and along with
it a plate of homemade cookies. He says, “My
wife make. On the house.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">We both thank him, and I look at Ben and he
looks at me. I put down my dollar and he puts
down a dollar and a quarter.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Thank you, gentlemen, thank you. Come
again,” says the waiter.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">We walk into the street, and Ben spins the
lone remaining dime in the sun. I say, “Heads
or tails?”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Huh? Heads.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">It comes up heads, so Ben keeps his own
dime. He says, “We could have hung onto
enough for <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">one</span></span> bus fare, but that’s no use.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“No use at all. ’Specially if it was yours.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Are we still heading for Fulton Street?”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“Sure. We got to get fish for Cat.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“It better be for free.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">We walk, threading across Manhattan and
downtown. I guess it’s thirty or forty blocks,
but after a good lunch it doesn’t seem too far.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">You can smell the fish market when you’re
still quite a ways off. It runs for a half a dozen
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blocks alongside the East River, with long rows
of sheds divided into stores for the different
wholesalers. Around on the side streets there are
bars and fish restaurants. It’s too bad we don’t
have Cat with us because he’d love sniffing at all
the fish heads and guts and stuff on the street.
Fish market business is done mostly in the morning,
I guess, and now men are hosing down the
streets and sweeping fish garbage up into piles.
I get a guy to give me a bag and select a couple
of the choicer—and cleaner—looking bits. I get a
nice red snapper head and a small whole fish,
looks like a mackerel. Ben acts as if fish guts
make him sick, and as soon as I’ve got a couple
he starts saying “Come on, come on, let’s go.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">I realize when we’re leaving that I don’t even
notice the fish smell anymore. You just get used
to it. We walk uptown, quite a hike, along
East Broadway and across Grand and Delancey.
There’s all kinds of intriguing smells wafting
around here: hot breads and pickles and fish
cooking. This is a real Jewish neighborhood, and
you can sure tell it’s a holiday from the smell of
all the dinners cooking. And lots of people are
out in their best clothes gabbing together. Some
of the men wear black skullcaps, and some of
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them have big black felt hats and long white
beards. We go past a crowd gathering outside a
movie house.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“They’re not going to the movies,” Ben says.
“On holidays sometimes they rent a movie
theater for services. It must be getting near time.
Come on, I got to hurry.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">We trot along the next twenty blocks or so,
up First Avenue and to Peter Cooper.</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">“So long,” Ben says. “I’ll come by Wednesday
on the way to school.”</p>
<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">He goes off spinning his dime, and too late I
think to myself that we could have had a candy
bar.</p>
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