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<h2>CHAPTER II<br/> CLAIRE ESCAPES FROM RESPECTABILITY</h2>
<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">Claire Boltwood</span> lived on the Heights,
Brooklyn. Persons from New York and other
parts of the Middlewest have been known to believe
that Brooklyn is somehow humorous. In newspaper
jokes and vaudeville it is so presented that people
who are willing to take their philosophy from those
sources believe that the leading citizens of Brooklyn
are all deacons, undertakers, and obstetricians. The
fact is that North Washington Square, at its reddest
and whitest and fanlightedest, Gramercy Park at its
most ivied, are not so aristocratic as the section of
Brooklyn called the Heights. Here preached Henry
Ward Beecher. Here, in mansions like mausoleums,
on the ridge above docks where the good ships came
sailing in from Sourabaya and Singapore, ruled the
lords of a thousand sails. And still is it a place of
wealth too solid to emulate the nimble self-advertising
of Fifth Avenue. Here dwell the fifth-generation
possessors of blocks of foundries and shipyards.
Here, in a big brick house of much dignity, much
ugliness, and much conservatory, lived Claire Boltwood,
with her widower father.</p>
<p>Henry B. Boltwood was vice-president of a firm<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_11" id="Page_11"></SPAN></span>
dealing in railway supplies. He was neither wealthy
nor at all poor. Every summer, despite Claire's delicate
hints, they took the same cottage on the Jersey
Coast, and Mr. Boltwood came down for Sunday.
Claire had gone to a good school out of Philadelphia,
on the Main Line. She was used to gracious leisure,
attractive uselessness, nut-center chocolates, and a
certain wonder as to why she was alive.</p>
<p>She wanted to travel, but her father could not get
away. He consistently spent his days in overworking,
and his evenings in wishing he hadn't overworked.
He was attractive, fresh, pink-cheeked, white-mustached,
and nerve-twitching with years of detail.</p>
<p>Claire's ambition had once been babies and a solid
husband, but as various young males of the species
appeared before her, sang their mating songs and
preened their newly dry-cleaned plumage, she found
that the trouble with solid young men was that they
were solid. Though she liked to dance, the "dancing
men" bored her. And she did not understand the
district's quota of intellectuals very well; she was
good at listening to symphony concerts, but she never
had much luck in discussing the cleverness of the
wood winds in taking up the main motif. It is history
that she refused a master of arts with an old violin,
a good taste in ties, and an income of eight thousand.</p>
<p>The only man who disturbed her was Geoffrey
Saxton, known throughout the interwoven sets of<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_12" id="Page_12"></SPAN></span>
Brooklyn Heights as "Jeff." Jeff Saxton was thirty-nine
to Claire's twenty-three. He was clean and
busy; he had no signs of vice or humor. Especially
for Jeff must have been invented the symbolic morning
coat, the unwrinkable gray trousers, and the moral
rimless spectacles. He was a graduate of a nice college,
and he had a nice tenor and a nice family and
nice hands and he was nicely successful in New York
copper dealing. When he was asked questions by
people who were impertinent, clever, or poor, Jeff
looked them over coldly before he answered, and often
they felt so uncomfortable that he didn't have to
answer.</p>
<p>The boys of Claire's own age, not long out of Yale
and Princeton, doing well in business and jumping for
their evening clothes daily at six-thirty, light o' loves
and admirers of athletic heroes, these lads Claire
found pleasant, but hard to tell apart. She didn't
have to tell Jeff Saxton apart. He did his own telling.
Jeff called—not too often. He sang—not too sentimentally.
He took her father and herself to the
theater—not too lavishly. He told Claire—in a voice
not too serious—that she was his helmed Athena, his
rose of all the world. He informed her of his substantial
position—not too obviously. And he was so
everlastingly, firmly, quietly, politely, immovably
always there.</p>
<p>She watched the hulk of marriage drifting down<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_13" id="Page_13"></SPAN></span>
on her frail speed-boat of aspiration, and steered in
desperate circles.</p>
<p>Then her father got the nervous prostration he had
richly earned. The doctor ordered rest. Claire took
him in charge. He didn't want to travel. Certainly
he didn't want the shore or the Adirondacks. As
there was a branch of his company in Minneapolis, she
lured him that far away.</p>
<p>Being rootedly of Brooklyn Heights, Claire didn't
know much about the West. She thought that Milwaukee
was the capital of Minnesota. She was not so
uninformed as some of her friends, however. She had
heard that in Dakota wheat was to be viewed in vast
tracts—maybe a hundred acres.</p>
<p>Mr. Boltwood could not be coaxed to play with the
people to whom his Minneapolis representative introduced
him. He was overworking again, and perfectly
happy. He was hoping to find something wrong with
the branch house. Claire tried to tempt him out to
the lakes. She failed. His nerve-fuse burnt out the
second time, with much fireworks.</p>
<p>Claire had often managed her circle of girls, but it
had never occurred to her to manage her executive
father save by indirect and pretty teasing. Now, in
conspiracy with the doctor, she bullied her father.
He saw gray death waiting as alternative, and he was
meek. He agreed to everything. He consented to
drive with her across two thousand miles of plains<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_14" id="Page_14"></SPAN></span>
and mountains to Seattle, to drop in for a call on their
cousins, the Eugene Gilsons.</p>
<p>Back East they had a chauffeur and two cars—the
limousine, and the Gomez-Deperdussin roadster,
Claire's beloved. It would, she believed, be more of a
change from everything that might whisper to Mr.
Boltwood of the control of men, not to take a chauffeur.
Her father never drove, but she could, she insisted.
His easy agreeing was pathetic. He watched
her with spaniel eyes. They had the Gomez roadster
shipped to them from New York.</p>
<p>On a July morning, they started out of Minneapolis
in a mist, and as it has been hinted, they stopped sixty
miles northward, in a rain, also in much gumbo. Apparently
their nearest approach to the Pacific Ocean
would be this oceanically moist edge of a cornfield,
between Schoenstrom and Gopher Prairie, Minnesota.</p>
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<p>Claire roused from her damp doze and sighed,
"Well, I must get busy and get the car out of this."</p>
<p>"Don't you think you'd better get somebody to
help us?"</p>
<p>"But get who?"</p>
<p>"Whom!"</p>
<p>"No! It's just 'who,' when you're in the mud.
No. One of the good things about an adventure like
this is that I must do things for myself. I've always
had people to do things for me. Maids and nice<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_15" id="Page_15"></SPAN></span>
teachers and you, old darling! I suppose it's made
me soft. Soft—I would like a soft davenport and
a novel and a pound of almond-brittle, and get all sick,
and not feel so beastly virile as I do just now.
But——"</p>
<p>She turned up the collar of her gray tweed coat,
painfully climbed out—the muscles of her back racking—and
examined the state of the rear wheels.
They were buried to the axle; in front of them the
mud bulked in solid, shiny blackness. She took out
her jack and chains. It was too late. There was no
room to get the jack under the axle. She remembered
from the narratives of motoring friends that brush
in mud gave a firmer surface for the wheels to climb
upon.</p>
<p>She also remembered how jolly and agreeably
heroic the accounts of their mishaps had sounded—a
week after they were over.</p>
<p>She waded down the road toward an old wood-lot.
At first she tried to keep dry, but she gave it up, and
there was pleasure in being defiantly dirty. She
tramped straight through puddles; she wallowed in
mud. In the wood-lot was long grass which soaked
her stockings till her ankles felt itchy. Claire had
never expected to be so very intimate with a brush-pile.
She became so. As though she were a pioneer
woman who had been toiling here for years, she came
to know the brush stick by stick—the long valuable<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_16" id="Page_16"></SPAN></span>
branch that she could never quite get out from under
the others; the thorny bough that pricked her hands
every time she tried to reach the curious bundle of
switches.</p>
<p>Seven trips she made, carrying armfuls of twigs
and solemnly dragging large boughs behind her. She
patted them down in front of all four wheels. Her
crisp hands looked like the paws of a three-year-old
boy making a mud fort. Her nails hurt from the mud
wedged beneath them. Her mud-caked shoes were
heavy to lift. It was with exquisite self-approval that
she sat on the running-board, scraped a car-load of
lignite off her soles, climbed back into the car, punched
the starter.</p>
<p>The car stirred, crept forward one inch, and settled
back—one inch. The second time it heaved encouragingly
but did not make quite so much headway.
Then Claire did sob.</p>
<p>She rubbed her cheek against the comfortable,
rough, heather-smelling shoulder of her father's coat,
while he patted her and smiled, "Good girl! I better
get out and help."</p>
<p>She sat straight, shook her head. "Nope. I'll do
it. And I'm not going to insist on being heroic any
longer. I'll get a farmer to pull us out."</p>
<p>As she let herself down into the ooze, she reflected
that all farmers have hearts of gold, anatomical
phenomena never found among the snobs and hirelings<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_17" id="Page_17"></SPAN></span>
of New York. The nearest heart of gold was presumably
beating warmly in the house a quarter of a
mile ahead.</p>
<p>She came up a muddy lane to a muddy farmyard,
with a muddy cur yapping at her wet legs, and geese
hissing in a pool of purest mud serene. The house
was small and rather old. It may have been painted
once. The barn was large and new. It had been
painted very much, and in a blinding red with white
trimmings. There was no brass plate on the house,
but on the barn, in huge white letters, was the legend,
"Adolph Zolzac, 1913."</p>
<p>She climbed by log steps to a narrow frame back
porch littered with parts of a broken cream-separator.
She told herself that she was simple and friendly in
going to the back door instead of the front, and it was
with gaiety that she knocked on the ill-jointed screen
door, which flapped dismally in response.</p>
<p>"<i>Ja?</i>" from within.</p>
<p>She rapped again.</p>
<p>"<i>Hinein!</i>"</p>
<p>She opened the door on a kitchen, the highlight of
which was a table heaped with dishes of dumplings
and salt pork. A shirt-sleeved man, all covered with
mustache and calm, sat by the table, and he kept right
on sitting as he inquired:</p>
<p>"Vell?"</p>
<p>"My car—my automobile—has been stuck in the<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18"></SPAN></span>
mud. A bad driver, I'm afraid! I wonder if you
would be so good as to——"</p>
<p>"I usually get t'ree dollars, but I dunno as I vant
to do it for less than four. Today I ain'd feelin' very
goot," grumbled the golden-hearted.</p>
<p>Claire was aware that a woman whom she had not
noticed—so much smaller than the dumplings, so much
less vigorous than the salt pork was she—was speaking:
"<i>Aber</i>, papa, dot's a shame you sharge de poor
young lady dot, when she drive by <i>sei</i> self. Vot she
t'ink of de Sherman people?"</p>
<p>The farmer merely grunted. To Claire, "Yuh,
four dollars. Dot's what I usually charge sometimes."</p>
<p>"Usually? Do you mean to say that you leave
that hole there in the road right along—that people
keep on trying to avoid it and get stuck as I was?
Oh! If I were an official——"</p>
<p>"Vell, I dunno, I don't guess I run my place to
suit you smart alecks——"</p>
<p>"Papa! How you talk on the young lady! Make
shame!"</p>
<p>"—from the city. If you don't like it, you stay
<i>bei</i> Mineapolis! I haul you out for t'ree dollars and
a half. Everybody pay dot. Last mont' I make forty-five
dollars. They vos all glad to pay. They say I
help them fine. I don't see vot you're kickin' about!
Oh, these vimmins!"</p>
<p>"It's blackmail! I wouldn't pay it, if it weren't<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_19" id="Page_19"></SPAN></span>
for my father sitting waiting out there. But—go
ahead. Hurry!"</p>
<p>She sat tapping her toe while Zolzac completed the
stertorous task of hogging the dumplings, then
stretched, yawned, scratched, and covered his merely
dirty garments with overalls that were apparently
woven of processed mud. When he had gone to the
barn for his team, his wife came to Claire. On her
drained face were the easy tears of the slave women.</p>
<p>"Oh, miss, I don't know vot I should do. My boys
go on the public school, and they speak American just
so goot as you. Oh, I vant man lets me luff America.
But papa he says it is an <i>Unsinn</i>; you got the money,
he says, nobody should care if you are American or
Old Country people. I should vish I could ride once
in an automobile! But—I am so 'shamed, so 'shamed
that I must sit and see my <i>Mann</i> make this. Forty
years I been married to him, and pretty soon I
die——"</p>
<p>Claire patted her hand. There was nothing to say
to tragedy that had outlived hope.</p>
<p>Adolph Zolzac clumped out to the highroad behind
his vast, rolling-flanked horses—so much cleaner and
better fed than his wisp of a wife. Claire followed
him, and in her heart she committed murder and was
glad of it. While Mr. Boltwood looked out with mild
wonder at Claire's new friend, Zolzac hitched his team
to the axle. It did not seem possible that two horses<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_20" id="Page_20"></SPAN></span>
could pull out the car where seventy horsepower had
fainted. But, easily, yawning and thinking about dinner,
the horses drew the wheels up on the mud-bank,
out of the hole and——</p>
<p>The harness broke, with a flying mess of straps and
rope, and the car plumped with perfect exactness back
into its bed.</p>
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