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<h2>CHAPTER X<br/> THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE HILLSIDE ROAD</h2>
<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">So</span> unexpectedly, so genially, that Claire wondered
if he realized what was happening, Milt chuckled
to the tough on the running-board, as the two cars
ran side by side, "Bound for some place, brother?"</p>
<p>The unwelcome guest looked puzzled. For the
first time his china eyes ceased twinkling; and he
answered dubiously: "Just gettin' a lift." He sped up
the car with the hand-throttle. Milt accelerated
equally.</p>
<p>Claire roused; wanted to shout. She was palsied
afraid that Milt would leave them. The last time she
had seen him, she had suggested that leaving them
would be a favor.</p>
<p>Her guest growled at her—the words coming
through a slit at the corner of his rowdy mouth, "Sit
still, or I'll run you over."</p>
<p>Milt innocently babbled on, "Better come ride with
me, bo'. More room in this-here handsome coupelet."</p>
<p>Then was the rough relieved in his uneasy tender
little heart, and his eyes flickered again as he shouted
back, not looking at Milt, "Thanks, bub, I'll stick by
me friends."</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_113" id="Page_113"></SPAN></span>"Oh no; can't lose pleasure of your company. I
like your looks. You're a bloomin' little island
way off on the dim silver skyline." Claire knitted
her brows. She had not seen Milt's rhetoric. "You're
an island of Hesperyds or Hesperides. Accent on the
bezuzus. Oh, yes, moondream, I think you better
come. Haven't decided"—Milt's tone was bland—"whether
to kill you or just have you pinched. Miss
Boltwood! Switch off your power!"</p>
<p>"If she does," the tough shouted, "I'll run 'em off
the bank."</p>
<p>"No, you won't, sweetheart, 'cause why? 'Cause
what'll I do to you afterwards?"</p>
<p>"You won't do nothin', Jack, 'cause I'd gouge your
eyes out."</p>
<p>"Why, lovesoul, d' you suppose I'd be talking up
as brash as this to a bid, stwong man like oo if I
didn't have a gun handy?"</p>
<p>"Yuh, I guess so, lil sunbeam. And before you
could shoot, I'd crowd your tin liz into the bank, and
jam right into it! I may get killed, but you won't
even be a grease-spot!"</p>
<p>He was turning the Gomez from its straight course,
forcing Milt's bug toward the high bank of earth
which walled in the road on the left.</p>
<p>While Claire was very sick with fear, then more
sick with contempt, Milt squealed, "You win!" And
he had dropped back. The Gomez was going on alone.</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_114" id="Page_114"></SPAN></span>There was only one thing more for Claire—to jump.
And that meant death.</p>
<p>The tough was storming, "Your friend's a crack
shot—with his mouth!"</p>
<p>The thin pit-pit-pit was coming again. She looked
back. She saw Milt's bug snap forward so fast that
on a bump its light wheels were in the air. She saw
Milt standing on the right side of the bug holding the
wheel with one hand, and the other hand—firm, grim,
broad-knuckled hand—outstretched toward the tough,
then snatching at his collar.</p>
<p>The tough's grip was torn from the steering wheel.
He was yanked from the running-board. He crunched
down on the road.</p>
<p>She seized the wheel. She drove on at sixty miles
an hour. She had gone a good mile before she got
control of her fear and halted. She saw Milt turn
his little car as though it were a prancing bronco. It
seemed to paw the air with its front wheels. He shot
back, pursuing the late guest. The man ran bobbing
along the road. At this distance he was no longer
formidable, but a comic, jerking, rabbity figure, humping
himself over the back track.</p>
<p>As the bug whirled down on him, the tough was to
be seen throwing up his hands, leaping from the high
bank.</p>
<p>Milt turned again and came toward them, but
slowly; and after he had drawn up even and switched<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_115" id="Page_115"></SPAN></span>
off the engine, he snatched off his violent plaid cap
and looked apologetic.</p>
<p>"Sorry I had to kid him along. I was afraid he
really would drive you off the bank. He was a bad
actor. And he was right; he could have licked me.
Thought maybe I could jolly him into getting off, and
have him pinched, next town."</p>
<p>"But you had a gun—a revolver—didn't you,
lad?" panted Mr. Boltwood.</p>
<p>"Um, wellllll—— I've got a shotgun. It wouldn't
take me more 'n five or ten minutes to dig it out, and
put it together. And there's some shells. They may
be all right. Haven't looked at 'em since last fall.
They didn't get so awful damp then."</p>
<p>"But suppose he'd had a revolver himself?" wailed
Claire.</p>
<p>"Gee, you know, I thought he probably did have
one. I was scared blue. I had a wrench to throw at
him though," confided Milt.</p>
<p>"How did you know we needed you?"</p>
<p>"Why back there, couple miles behind you, maybe I
saw your father get up and try to wrestle him, so I
suspected there was kind of a disagreement. Say,
Miss Boltwood, you know when you spoke to me—way
back there—I hadn't meant to butt in. Honest.
I thought maybe as we were going——"</p>
<p>"Oh, I know!"</p>
<p>"—the same way, you wouldn't mind my trailing,<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_116" id="Page_116"></SPAN></span>
if I didn't sit in too often; and I thought maybe I
could help you if——"</p>
<p>"Oh, I know! I'm so ashamed! So bitterly
ashamed! I just meant—— Will you forgive me?
You were so good, taking care of us——"</p>
<p>"Oh, sure, that's all right!"</p>
<p>"I fancy you do know how grateful father and I
are that you were behind us, this time! Wasn't it a
lucky accident that we'd slipped past you some place!"</p>
<p>"Yes," dryly, "quite an accident. Well, I'll skip
on ahead again. May run into you again before we
hit Seattle. Going to take the run through Yellowstone
Park?"</p>
<p>"Yes, but——" began Claire. Her father interrupted:</p>
<p>"Uh, Mr., uh—Daggett, was it?—I wonder if you
won't stay a little closer to us hereafter? I was getting
rather a good change out of the trip, but I'm
afraid that now—— If it wouldn't be an insult, I'd
beg you to consider staying with us for a consideration,
uh, you know, remuneration, and you could——"</p>
<p>"Thanks, uh, thank you, sir, but I wouldn't like to
do it. You see, it's kind of my vacation. If I've done
anything I'm tickled——"</p>
<p>"But perhaps," Mr. Boltwood ardently begged the
young man recently so abysmally unimportant, "perhaps
you would consent to being my guest, when you
cared to—say at hotels in the Park."</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_117" id="Page_117"></SPAN></span>"'Fraid I couldn't. I'm kind of a lone wolf."</p>
<p>"Please! Pretty please!" besought Claire. Her
smile was appealing, her eyes on his.</p>
<p>Milt bit his knuckles. He looked weak. But he
persisted, "No, you'll get over this scrap with our
friend. By the way, I'll put the deputy onto him, in
the next town. He'll never get out of the county.
When you forget him—— Oh no, you can go on fine.
You're a good steady driver, and the road's perfectly
safe—if you give people the once-over before you pick
'em up. Picking up badmen is no more dangerous
here than it would be in New York. Fact, there's lot
more hold-ups in any city than in the wildest country.
I don't think you showed such awfully good taste in
asking Terrible Tim, the two-gun man, right into the
parlor. Gee, please don't do it again! Please!"</p>
<p>"No," meekly. "I was an idiot. I'll be good,
next time. But won't you stay somewhere near us?"</p>
<p>"I'd like to, but I got to chase on. Don't want to
wear out the welcome on the doormat, and I'm due in
Seattle, and—— Say, Miss Boltwood." He swung
out of the bug, cranked up, climbed back, went awkwardly
on, "I read those books you gave me. They're
slick—mean to say, interesting. Where that young
fellow in <i>Youth's Encounter</i> wanted to be a bishop
and a soldier and everything—— Just like me, except
Schoenstrom is different, from London, some ways!
I always wanted to be a brakie, and then a yeggman.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_118" id="Page_118"></SPAN></span>
But I wasn't bright enough for either. I just became
a garage man. And I—— Some day I'm going to
stop using slang. But it'll take an operation!"</p>
<p>He was streaking down the road, and Claire was
sobbing, "Oh, the lamb, the darling thing! Fretting
about his slang, when he wasn't afraid in that horrible
nightmare. If we could just do something for him!"</p>
<p>"Don't you worry about him, dolly. He's a very
energetic chap. And—— Uh—— Mightn't we
drive on a little farther, perhaps? I confess that the
thought of our recent guest still in this vicinity——"</p>
<p>"Yes, and—— Oh, I'm shameless. If Mohammed
Milton won't stay with our car mountain, we're going
to tag after him."</p>
<p>But when she reached the next hill, with its far
shining outlook, there was no Milt and no Teal bug
on the road ahead.</p>
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