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<h2>CHAPTER XVI<br/> THE SPECTACLES OF AUTHORITY</h2>
<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">Over</span> the transcontinental divide and into Butte,
diamond-glittering on its hills in the dark; into
Missoula, where there are trees and a university, with
a mountain in everybody's backyard; through the
Flathead Agency, where scarlet-blanketed Indians
stalk out of tepees and the papoose rides on mother's
back as in forgotten days; down to St. Ignatius, that
Italian Alp town with its old mission at the foot of
mountains like the wall of Heaven, Claire had driven
west, then north. She was sailing past Flathead Lake,
where fifty miles of mountain glory are reflected in
bright waters. Everywhere were sections of flat
wheat-plains, stirring with threshing, with clattering
machinery and the flash of blown straw. But these
miniature prairies were encircled by abrupt mountains.</p>
<p>Mr. Boltwood remarked, "I'd rather have one of
these homesteads and look across my fields at those
hills than be King of England." Not that he made
any effort to buy one of the homesteads. But then,
he made no appreciable effort to become King of
England.</p>
<p>Claire had not seen Milt for a day and a half; not
since the morning when both cars had left Butte. She<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_166" id="Page_166"></SPAN></span>
wondered, and was piqued, and slightly lonely. Toward
evening, when she was speculating as to whether
she would make Kalispell—almost up to the Canadian
border—she saw a woman run into the road from a
house on the shore of Flathead Lake. The woman
held out her hand. Claire pulled up.</p>
<p>"Are you Miss Boltwood?"</p>
<p>It was as startling as the same question would
have been in a Chinese village.</p>
<p>"W-why, yes."</p>
<p>"Somebody trying to get you on the long-distance
'phone."</p>
<p>"Me? 'Phone?"</p>
<p>She was trembling. "Something's happened to
Milt. He needs me!" She could not manage her
voice, as she got the operator on the farmers'-line wire,
and croaked, "Was some one trying to get Miss Boltwood?"</p>
<p>"Yes. This Boltwood? Hotel in Kalispell trying
to locate you, for two hours. Been telephoning all
along the line, from Butte to Somers."</p>
<p>"W-well, w-will you g-get 'em for me?"</p>
<p>It was not Milt's placid and slightly twangy voice
but one smoother, more decisive, perplexingly familiar,
that finally vibrated, "Hello! Hello! Miss Boltwood!
Operator, I can't hear. Get me a better connection.
Miss Boltwood?"</p>
<p>"Yes! Yes! This is Miss Boltwood!" she kept<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_167" id="Page_167"></SPAN></span>
beseeching, during a long and not unheated controversy
between the unknown and the crisp operator,
who knew nothing of the English language beyond,
"Here's your party. Why don't you talk? Speak
louder!"</p>
<p>Then came clearly, "Hear me now?"</p>
<p>"Yes! Yes!"</p>
<p>"Miss Boltwood?"</p>
<p>"Yes?"</p>
<p>"Oh. Oh, hello, Claire. This is Jeff."</p>
<p>"Jess who?"</p>
<p>"Not Jess. Jeff! Geoffrey! J-e-f-f! Jeff Saxton!"</p>
<p>"Oh!" It was like a sob. "Why—why—but
you're in New York."</p>
<p>"Not exactly, dear. I'm in Kalispell, Montana."</p>
<p>"But that's right near here."</p>
<p>"So am I!"</p>
<p>"B-but——"</p>
<p>"Out West to see copper interests. Traced you
from Yellowstone Park but missed you at Butte.
Thought I'd catch you on road. You talking from
Barmberry's?"</p>
<p>The woman who had hailed her was not missing a
word of a telephone conversation which might be relative
to death, fire, elopement, or any other dramatic
event. Claire begged of her, "Where in the world
am I talking from, anyway?"</p>
<p>"This is Barmberry's Inn."</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_168" id="Page_168"></SPAN></span>"Yes," Claire answered on the telephone, "I seem
to be. Shall I start on and——"</p>
<p>"No. Got ripping plan. Stay right where you are.
Got a fast car waiting. Be right down. We'll have
dinner. By!"</p>
<p>A click. No answer to Claire's urgent hellos. She
hung up the receiver very, very carefully. She hated
to turn and face her audience of Mr. Henry B. Boltwood,
Mr. James Barmberry, Mrs. James Barmberry,
and four Barmberry buds averaging five and a quarter
in age. She tried to ignore the Barmberrys, but their
silence was noisy and interested while she informed
her father, "It's Jeff Saxton! Out here to see copper
mines. Telephoned along road to catch us. Says
we're to wait dinner till he comes."</p>
<p>"Yessum," Mrs. Barmberry contributed, "he told
me if I did catch you, I was to have some new-killed
chickens ready to fry, and some whipped cream—— Jim
Barmberry, you go right out and finish whipping
that cream, and don't stand there gawping and gooping,
and you children, you scat!"</p>
<p>Claire seized the moment of Mr. Boltwood's lordly
though bewildered bow to their hostess, and escaped
outdoors. Round the original settler's log-cabin were
nests of shacks and tents, for bedrooms, and on a
screened porch, looking on Flathead Lake, was the
dining-room. The few other guests had finished supper
and gone to their tents.</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_169" id="Page_169"></SPAN></span>She ambled to the lake shore, feeling feebler, more
slapped and sent back to be a good little girl, than she
had when Milt had hitched a forest to the back axle,
three days ago. A map of her thoughts about Jeff Saxton
would have shown a labyrinth. Now, she was muttering,
"Dear Jeff! So thoughtful! Clever of him
to find me! So good to see him again!" Now: "It's
still distinctly understood that I am not engaged to
him, and I'm not going to be surprised into kissing him
when he comes down like a wolf on the fold." Now:
"Jeff Saxton! Here! Makes me homesick for the
Heights. And nice shops in Manhattan, and a really
good play—music just before the curtain goes up."
Now: "Ohhhhhh geeeeee whizzzzzz! I wonder if
he'll let us go any farther in the car? He's so managerial,
and dad is sure to take his side. He tried to
scare us off by that telegram to Fargo." Now: "He'd
be horrified if he knew about that bum brake. Milt
didn't mind. Milt likes his womenfolks to be daring.
Jeff wants his harem admiring and very reliable."</p>
<p>She crouched on the shore, a rather forlorn
figure. The peaks of the Mission Range, across the
violet-shadowed mirror of Flathead Lake, were a
sudden pure rose, in reflection of sunset, then stony,
forbidding. Across the road, on the Barmberry porch,
she could hear her father saying "Ah?" and "Indeed?"
to James's stories.</p>
<p>Up the road, a blaring horn, great lights growing<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_170" id="Page_170"></SPAN></span>
momently more dazzling, a roar, a rush, the halting
car, and out of its blurred bulk, a trim figure darting—Jeff
Saxton—home and the people she loved, and the
ways and days she knew best of all. He had shouted
only "Is Miss——" before she had rushed to him,
into the comfort of his arms, and kissed him.</p>
<p>She backed off and tried to sound as if it hadn't
happened, but she was quavery: "I can't believe it!
It's too ridiculously wonderful to see you!" She
retreated toward the Barmberry porch, Jeff following,
his two hands out. They came within the range of
the house lights, and Mr. Boltwood hailed, "Ah!
Geoffrey! Never had such a surprise—nor a more
delightful one!"</p>
<p>"Mr. Boltwood! Looking splendid, sir! New
man! William Street better look to its laurels when
you come back and get into the game!"</p>
<p>Then, on the lamp-lighted porch, the two men
shook hands, and looked for some other cordial thing
to do. They thought about giving each other cigars.
They smiled, and backed away, and smiled, in the
foolish, indeterminate way males have, being unable
to take it out in kissing. Mr. Boltwood solved the
situation by hemming, "Must trot in and wash. See
you very soon." Mr. James Barmberry and the squad
of lesser Barmberrys regretfully followed. Claire
was alone with Jeff, and she was frightened. Yet she
was admitting that Jeff, in his English cap and flaring<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_171" id="Page_171"></SPAN></span>
London top-coat, his keen smile and his extreme
shavedness, was more attractive than she had remembered.</p>
<p>"Glad to see me?" he demanded.</p>
<p>"Oh, rather!"</p>
<p>"You're looking——"</p>
<p>"You're so——"</p>
<p>"Nice trip? You know you've sent me nothing but
postcards with 'Pretty town,' or something equally
sentimental."</p>
<p>"Yes, it's really been bully. These mountains and
big spaces simply inspire me." She said it rather defiantly.</p>
<p>"Of course they do! Trouble is, with you away,
we've nothing to inspire us!"</p>
<p>"Do you need anything, with your office and your
club?"</p>
<p>"Why, Claire!"</p>
<p>"I'm sorry. That was horrid of me."</p>
<p>"Yes, it was. Though I don't mind. I'm sure
we've all become meek, missing you so. I'm quite
willing to be bullied, and reminded that I'm a mere
T.B.M."</p>
<p>She had got herself into it; she had to tell him that
he wasn't just a business man; that she had "just
meant" he was so practical.</p>
<p>"But Jeff is no longer the practical one," he declared.
"Think of Claire driving over deserts and<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_172" id="Page_172"></SPAN></span>
mountains. But—— Oh, it's been so lonely for us.
Can you guess how much? A dozen times every evening,
I've turned to the telephone to call you up and
beg you to let me nip in and see you, and then realized
you weren't there, and I've just sat looking at the
'phone—— Oh, other people are so dull!"</p>
<p>"You really miss——"</p>
<p>"I wish I were a poet, so I could tell you adequately.
But you haven't said you missed me, Claire. Didn't
you, a teeny bit? Wouldn't it have been tolerable to
have poor old Jeff along, to drive down dangerous
hills——"</p>
<p>"And fill grease-cups! Nasty and stickum on the
fingers!"</p>
<p>"Yes, I'd have done that, too. And invented surprises
along the way. I'm a fine surpriser! I've
arranged for a motor-boat so we can explore the lake
here tomorrow. That's why I had you wait here instead
of coming on to Kalispell. Tomorrow morning,
unfortunately, I have to hustle back and catch a train—called
to California, and possibly a northern trip.
But meantime—— By now, my driver must have
sneaked my s'prises into the kitchen."</p>
<p>"What are they?"</p>
<p>"Guess."</p>
<p>"Food. Eats. Divine eats."</p>
<p>"Maybe."</p>
<p>"But what? Please, sir. Claire is so hungry."</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_173" id="Page_173"></SPAN></span>"We shall see in time, my child. Uncle Jeff is not
to be hurried."</p>
<p>"Ah—let—me—see—now! I'll kick and scream!"</p>
<p>From New York Jeff had brought a mammoth
picnic basket. To the fried chicken ordered for dinner
he added sealed jars of purée of wood pigeon, of
stuffed artichokes prepared by his club chef; caviar
and anchovies; a marvelous nightmare-creating fruit
cake to go with the whipped cream; two quarts of a
famous sherry; candied fruits in a silver box. Dinner
was served not on the dining-porch but before the fire
in the Barmberrys' living-room. Claire looked at the
candied fruits, stared at Jeff rather queerly—as though
she was really thinking of some one else—and mused:</p>
<p>"I didn't know I cared so much for these foolish
luxuries. Tonight, I'd like a bath, just a tiny bit
scented, and a real dressing-table with a triple mirror,
and French talc, and come down in a dinner-gown—— Oh,
I have enjoyed the trip, Jeff. But my poor body
does get so tired and dusty, and then you treacherously
come along with these things that you've magicked
out of the mountains and—— I'm not a pioneer
woman, after all. And Henry B. is not a caveman.
See him act idolatrously toward his soup."</p>
<p>"I feel idolatrous. I'd forgotten the supreme ethical
importance of the soup. I'll never let myself
forget it again," said Mr. Boltwood, in the tone of
one who has come home.</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_174" id="Page_174"></SPAN></span>Claire was grateful to Jeff that he did not let her
go on being grateful. He turned the talk to Brooklyn.
He was neat and explicit—and almost funny—in his
description of an outdoor presentation of <i>Midsummer
Night's Dream</i>, in which a domestic and intellectual
lady weighing a hundred and eighty-seven stageside
had enacted Puck. As they sat after dinner, as Claire
shivered, he produced a knitted robe, and pulled it
about her shoulders, smiling at her in a lonely, hungry
way. She caught his hand.</p>
<p>"Nice Jeff!" she whispered.</p>
<p>"Oh, my dear!" he implored. He shook his head
in a wistful way that caught her heart, and dutifully
went back to informing Mr. Boltwood of the true
state of the markets.</p>
<p>"Talk to Claire too!" she demanded. She stopped,
stared. From outside she heard a nervous pit-pit-pit,
a blurred dialogue between Mr. James Barmberry and
another man. Into the room rambled Milt Daggett,
dusty of unpressed blue suit, tired of eyes, and not
too well shaved of chin, grumbling, "Thought I'd
never catch up with you, Claire—— Why——"</p>
<p>"Oh! Oh, Milt—Mr. Daggett—— Oh, Jeff, this
is our good friend Milt Daggett, who has helped us
along the road."</p>
<p>Jeff's lucid rimless spectacles stared at Milt's wind-reddened
eyes; his jaunty patch-pocket outing clothes
sniffed at Milt's sweater; his even voice followed<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_175" id="Page_175"></SPAN></span>
Milt's grunt of surprise with a curt "Ah. Mr.
Daggett."</p>
<p>"Pleased meet you," faltered Milt.</p>
<p>Jeff nodded, turned his shoulder on Milt, and went
on, "The fact is, Mr. Boltwood, the whole metal
market——"</p>
<p>Milt was looking from one to another. Claire was
now over her first shocked comparison of candied
fruits with motor grease. She rose, moved toward
Milt, murmuring, "Have you had dinner?"</p>
<p>The door opened again. A pink-haired, red-faced
man in a preposterous green belted suit lunged in,
swept his broad felt hat in greeting, and boomed like a
cheap actor:</p>
<p>"Friends of my friend Milt, we about to dine salute
you. Let me introduce myself as Westlake Parrott,
better known to the vulgar as Pinky Parrott, gentleman
adventurer, born in the conjunction of Mars and
Venus, with Saturn ascendant."</p>
<p>Jeff had ignored Milt. But at this absurd second
intrusion on his decidedly private dinner-party he
flipped to the center of the room and said "I beg
your pardon!" in such a head-office manner that the
pink-locked Mystery halted in his bombast. Claire
felt wabbly. She had no theories as to where Milt
had acquired a private jester, nor as to what was about
to happen to Milt—and possibly to her incautious
self.</p>
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