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<h2>CHAPTER XXVI<br/> A CLASS IN ENGINEERING AND OMELETS</h2>
<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">The</span> one thing of which Milt Daggett was certain
was that now he had managed to crawl into the
engineering school, he must get his degree in mechanical
engineering. He was older than most of his classmates.
He must hurry. He must do four years'
work in two.</p>
<p>There has never been a Freshman, not the most goggle-eyed
and earnest of them, who has seen less of
classmates, thought less about "outside activities,"
more grimly centered the universe about his work.</p>
<p>Milt had sold his garage, by mail, to Ben Sittka
and Heinie Rauskukle. He had enough money to get
through two years, with economy. His life was as
simple and dull as it had been in Schoenstrom. He
studied while he cooked his scrappy meals; he pinned
mathematical formulæ and mechanical diagrams on
the wall, and pored over them while he was dressing—or
while he was trying to break in the new shoes,
which were beautiful, squeaky, and confoundedly
tight.</p>
<p>He was taking French and English and "composition-writing"
in addition to engineering, and he made
out a schedule of life as humorlessly as a girl grind<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_271" id="Page_271"></SPAN></span>
who intends to be a Latin teacher. When he was
not at work, or furiously running and yanking chest-weights
in the gymnasium, he was attending concerts,
lectures.</p>
<p>Studying the life about him, he had discovered that
the best way to save time was to avoid the lazy friendships
of college; the pipe-smoking, yawning, comfortable,
rather heavy, altogether pleasant wondering
about "what'll we do next?" which occupies at least
four hours a day for the average man in college. He
would have liked it, as he had liked long talks about
nothing with Bill McGolwey at the Old Home Lunch.
But he couldn't afford it. He had to be ready to——</p>
<p>That was the point at which his reflections always
came up with a jolt. He was quite clear about the
method of getting ready, but he hadn't the slightest
idea of what he was getting ready for. The moment
he had redecided to marry Claire, he saw that his only
possible future would be celibate machinery-installing
in Alaska; and the moment he was content with the
prospect of an engineer's camp in Alaskan wilds, his
thoughts went crazily fluttering after Claire.</p>
<p>Despite his aloofness, Milt was not unpopular in
his class. The engineers had few of them the interest
in dances, athletics, college journalism, which distinguished
the men in the academic course. They
were older, and more conscious of a living to earn.
And Milt's cheerful, "How's the boy?" his manner<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_272" id="Page_272"></SPAN></span>
of waving his hand—as though to a good customer
leaving the Red Trail Garage with the generator at
last tamed—indicated that he was a "good fellow."</p>
<p>One group of collegians Milt did seek. It is true
that he had been genuine in scorning social climbers.
But it is also true that the men whom he sought to
know were the university smart set. Their satisfaction
in his allegiance would have been lessened, however,
had they known how little he cared for what
they thought of him, and with what cruel directness
he was using them as models for the one purpose of
pleasing Miss Claire Boltwood.</p>
<p>The American state universities admit, in a pleased
way, that though Yale and Harvard and Princeton
may be snobbish, the state universities are the refuge
of a myth called "college democracy." But there is no
university near a considerable city into which the inheritors
of the wealth of that city do not carry all
the local social distinctions. Their family rank, their
place in the unwritten peerage, determines to which
fraternity they shall be elected, and the fraternity determines
with whom—men and girls—they shall be
intimate. The sons and daughters of Seattle and
Tacoma, the scions of old families running in an
unbroken line clear back to 1880, were amiable to poor
outsiders from the Yakima valley and the new claims
of Idaho, but they did not often invite them to their
homes on the two hills and the Boulevard.</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_273" id="Page_273"></SPAN></span>Yet it was these plutocrats whom Milt followed;
they whose boots and table manners, cigarettes and
lack of interest in theology, he studied. He met them
in his English class. He remarked "Hello, Smith,"
and "Mornin', Jones," as though he liked them but
didn't care a hang whether they liked him. And by
and by he drifted into their fraternity dwelling-house,
with a question about the next day's assignment, and
met their friends. He sat pipe-smoking, silent, cheerful,
and they seemed to accept him. Whenever one of
them felt that Milt was intruding, and asked impertinent
questions in the manner of a Pullman porter at a
Darktown ball, Milt had a peculiar level look which
had been known to generate courtesy even in the offspring
of a million dollars. They found that he knew
more about motor-cars than any of them, and as
motor-cars were among their greater gods, they
considered him wise. He was incomparably simple
and unpretentious; they found his presence comfortable.</p>
<p>But there is a question as to what they would have
thought had they known that, lying awake in the
morning, Milt unsmilingly repeated:</p>
<p>"Hair always straight down at the back. Never
rounded. Nix on clippers over the ears.</p>
<p>"Matisse is a popular nut artist. Fashionable for
the swells to laugh at him, and the fellows on the
college papers to rave about him.</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_274" id="Page_274"></SPAN></span>"Blinx and Severan the swellest—the smartest
haberdashery in the city.</p>
<p>"The one way to get in Dutch is to mention labor
leaders.</p>
<p>"Never say 'Pleased to meet you.' Just look about
halfway between bored and tol'able and say, 'How
do you do?'"</p>
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<p>All these first three weeks of his life in Seattle, he
had seen Claire only on his first call. Twice he had
telephoned to her. On one of these high occasions she
had invited him to accompany the family to the
theater—which meant to the movies—and he had
wretchedly refused; the other time she had said that
she might stay in Seattle all winter, and she might go
any day, and they "must be sure to have that good
long walk"; and he had said "oh yes," ten or twelve
unhappy times, and had felt very empty as he hung up
the receiver.</p>
<p>Then she wrote to invite him to late Sunday breakfast
at the Gilsons'—they made a function of it, and
called it bruncheon. The hour was given as ten-thirty;
most people came at noon; but Milt arrived
at ten-thirty-one, and found only a sleepy butler in
sight.</p>
<p>He waited in the drawing-room for five minutes,
feeling like a bill-collector. Into the room vaulted a
medium-sized, medium-looking, amiable man, Eugene<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_275" id="Page_275"></SPAN></span>
Gilson, babbling, "Oh, I say, so sorry to keep you
waiting, Mr. Daggett. Rotten shame, do come have
a bun or something, frightfully informal these
bruncheons, play auction?"</p>
<p>"Zallright—no," said Milt.</p>
<p>The host profusely led him to a dining-room where—in
English fashion, or something like English
fashion, or anyway a close approximation to the fictional
pictures of English fashion—kidneys and
sausages and omelets waited in dishes on the side-board.
Mr. Gilson poured coffee, and chanted:</p>
<p>"Do try the kidneys. They're usually very fair.
Miss Boltwood tells me that you were very good to
her on the trip. Must have been jolly trip. You going
to be in town some time, oh yes, Claire said you were
in the university, engineering, wasn't it? have you ever
seen our lumbermills, do drop around some—— Try
the omelet before the beastly thing gets cold, do you
mind kicking that button, we'll have some more omelet
in—any time at the mill and I'll be glad to have
some one show you through, how did you find the
roads along the Red Trail?"</p>
<p>"Why, pretty fair," said Milt.</p>
<p>Into the room precipitated Mrs. Gilson, in a
smile, a super-sweater, and a sports skirt that would
have been soiled by any variety of sport more
violent than pinochle, and she was wailing as she
came:</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_276" id="Page_276"></SPAN></span>"We're disgraced, Gene, is this Mr. Daggett? how
do you do, so good of you to come, do try the kidneys,
they're usually quite decent, are the omelets warm, you
might ring for some more, Gene, for heaven's sake give
me some coffee, Miss Boltwood will be right down,
Mr. Daggett, she told us how fortunate they were that
they met you on the road, did you like the trip, how
were the roads?"</p>
<p>"Why, they were pretty good," said Milt.</p>
<p>Claire arrived, fresh and serene in white taffeta,
and she cried prettily, "I ought to have known that
you'd be prompt even if no one else in the world is,
so glad you came, have you tried the kidneys, and do
have an—oh, I see you have tried the omelets, how
goes the work at the university?"</p>
<p>"Why, fine," said Milt.</p>
<p>He ate stolidly, and looked pleased, and sneaked in
a glance at his new (and still tight and still squeaky)
tan boots to make sure that they were as well polished
as they had seemed at home.</p>
<p>From nowhere appeared a bustling weighty woman,
purring, "Hello, hello, hello, is it possible that you're
all up—— Mr. Daggett. Yes, do lead me to the
kidneys."</p>
<p>And a man with the gray hair of a grandfather
and the giggle of a cash-girl bounced in clamoring,
"Mornin'—expected to have bruncheon alone—do
we have some bridge? Oh, good morning, Mr. Daggett,<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_277" id="Page_277"></SPAN></span>
how do you like Seattle? Oh, thanks so much,
yes, just two."</p>
<p>Then Milt ceased to keep track of the conversation,
which bubbled over the omelets, and stewed over the
kidneys, and foamed about the coffee, and clashed
above a hastily erected bridge table, and altogether
sounded curiously like four cars with four quite different
things the matter with them all being tried out
at once in a small garage. People flocked in, and
nodded as though they knew one another too well to
worry about it. They bowed to him charmingly, and
instantly forgot him for the kidneys and sausages.
He sat looking respectable and feeling lonely, by a cup
of coffee, till Claire—dropping the highly unreal smile
with which she had been listening to the elderly beau's
account of a fishing-trip he hadn't quite got around to
taking—slipped into a chair beside him and begged,
"Are they looking out for you, Milt?"</p>
<p>"Oh yes, thank you."</p>
<p>"You haven't been to see me."</p>
<p>"Oh no, but—— Working so darn hard."</p>
<p>"What a strikingly original reason! But have you
really?"</p>
<p>"Honest."</p>
<p>Suddenly he wanted—eternal man, forever playing
confidential small boy to the beloved—to tell her about
his classes and acquaintances; to get pity for his bare
room and his home-cooking. But round them blared<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_278" id="Page_278"></SPAN></span>
the brazen interest in kidneys, and as Claire glanced
up with much brightness at another arrival, Milt lost
momentum, and found that there was absolutely
nothing in the world he could say to her.</p>
<p>He made a grateful farewell to the omelets and
kidneys, and escaped.</p>
<p>He walked many miles that day, trying to remember
how Claire looked.</p>
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