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<h2> CHAPTER VII. WHITEY </h2>
<p>Penrod and Sam made a gloomy discovery one morning in mid-October. All the
week had seen amiable breezes and fair skies until Saturday, when, about
breakfast-time, the dome of heaven filled solidly with gray vapour and
began to drip. The boys' discovery was that there is no justice about the
weather.</p>
<p>They sat in the carriage-house of the Schofields' empty stable; the doors
upon the alley were open, and Sam and Penrod stared torpidly at the thin
but implacable drizzle that was the more irritating because there was
barely enough of it to interfere with a number of things they had planned
to do.</p>
<p>"Yes; this is NICE!" Sam said, in a tone of plaintive sarcasm. "This is a
PERTY way to do!" (He was alluding to the personal spitefulness of the
elements.) "I'd like to know what's the sense of it—ole sun pourin'
down every day in the week when nobody needs it, then cloud up and rain
all Saturday! My father said it's goin' to be a three days' rain."</p>
<p>"Well, nobody with any sense cares if it rains Sunday and Monday," Penrod
said. "I wouldn't care if it rained every Sunday as long I lived; but I
just like to know what's the reason it had to go and rain to-day. Got all
the days o' the week to choose from and goes and picks on Saturday. That's
a fine biz'nuss!"</p>
<p>"Well, in vacation—" Sam began; but at a sound from a source
invisible to him he paused. "What's that?" he said, somewhat startled.</p>
<p>It was a curious sound, loud and hollow and unhuman, yet it seemed to be a
cough. Both boys rose, and Penrod asked uneasily: "Where'd that noise come
from?"</p>
<p>"It's in the alley," said Sam.</p>
<p>Perhaps if the day had been bright, both of them would have stepped
immediately to the alley doors to investigate; but their actual procedure
was to move a little distance in the opposite direction. The strange cough
sounded again.</p>
<p>"SAY!" Penrod quavered. "What IS that?"</p>
<p>Then both boys uttered smothered exclamations and jumped, for the long,
gaunt head that appeared in the doorway was entirely unexpected. It was
the cavernous and melancholy head of an incredibly thin, old, whitish
horse. This head waggled slowly from side to side; the nostrils vibrated;
the mouth opened, and the hollow cough sounded again.</p>
<p>Recovering themselves, Penrod and Sam underwent the customary human
reaction from alarm to indignation.</p>
<p>"What you want, you ole horse, you?" Penrod shouted. "Don't you come
coughin' around ME!"</p>
<p>And Sam, seizing a stick, hurled it at the intruder.</p>
<p>"Get out o' here!" he roared.</p>
<p>The aged horse nervously withdrew his head, turned tail, and made a
rickety flight up the alley, while Sam and Penrod, perfectly obedient to
inherited impulse, ran out into the drizzle and uproariously pursued. They
were but automatons of instinct, meaning no evil. Certainly they did not
know the singular and pathetic history of the old horse who wandered into
the alley and ventured to look through the open door.</p>
<p>This horse, about twice the age of either Penrod or Sam, had lived to find
himself in a unique position. He was nude, possessing neither harness nor
halter; all he had was a name, Whitey, and he would have answered to it by
a slight change of expression if any one had thus properly addressed him.
So forlorn was Whitey's case, he was actually an independent horse; he had
not even an owner. For two days and a half he had been his own master.</p>
<p>Previous to that period he had been the property of one Abalene Morris, a
person of colour, who would have explained himself as engaged in the
hauling business. On the contrary, the hauling business was an
insignificant side line with Mr. Morris, for he had long ago given
himself, as utterly as fortune permitted, to the talent that early in
youth he had recognized as the greatest of all those surging in his bosom.
In his waking thoughts and in his dreams, in health and in sickness,
Abalene Morris was the dashing and emotional practitioner of an art
probably more than Roman in antiquity. Abalene was a crap-shooter. The
hauling business was a disguise.</p>
<p>A concentration of events had brought it about that, at one and the same
time, Abalene, after a dazzling run of the dice, found the hauling
business an actual danger to the preservation of his liberty. He won
seventeen dollars and sixty cents, and within the hour found himself in
trouble with an officer of the Humane Society on account of an altercation
with Whitey. Abalene had been offered four dollars for Whitey some ten
days earlier; wherefore he at once drove to the shop of the junk-dealer
who had made the offer and announced his acquiescence in the sacrifice.</p>
<p>"No, suh!" the junk-dealer said, with emphasis, "I awready done got me a
good mule fer my deliv'ry hoss, 'n'at ole Whitey hoss ain' wuff no fo'
dollah nohow! I 'uz a fool when I talk 'bout th'owin' money roun' that
a-way. <i>I</i> know what YOU up to, Abalene. Man come by here li'l bit
ago tole me all 'bout white man try to 'rest you, ovah on the avvynoo.
Yessuh; he say white man goin' to git you yit an' th'ow you in jail 'count
o' Whitey. White man tryin' to fine out who you IS. He say, nemmine, he'll
know Whitey ag'in, even if he don' know you! He say he ketch you by the
hoss; so you come roun' tryin' fix me up with Whitey so white man grab me,
th'ow ME in 'at jail. G'on 'way f'um hyuh, you Abalene! You cain' sell an'
you cain' give Whitey to no cullud man 'n 'is town. You go an' drowned 'at
ole hoss, 'cause you sutny goin' to jail if you git ketched drivin' him."</p>
<p>The substance of this advice seemed good to Abalene, especially as the
seventeen dollars and sixty cents in his pocket lent sweet colours to life
out of jail at this time. At dusk he led Whitey to a broad common at the
edge of town, and spoke to him finally.</p>
<p>"G'on 'bout you biz'nis," said Abalene; "you ain' MY hoss. Don' look
roun'at me, 'cause <i>I</i> ain't got no 'quaintance wif you. I'm a man o'
money, an' I got my own frien's; I'm a-lookin' fer bigger cities, hoss.
You got you biz'nis an' I got mine. Mista' Hoss, good-night!"</p>
<p>Whitey found a little frosted grass upon the common and remained there all
night. In the morning he sought the shed where Abalene had kept him; but
that was across the large and busy town, and Whitey was hopelessly lost.
He had but one eye, a feeble one, and his legs were not to be depended
upon; but he managed to cover a great deal of ground, to have many painful
little adventures, and to get monstrously hungry and thirsty before he
happened to look in upon Penrod and Sam.</p>
<p>When the two boys chased him up the alley they had no intention to cause
pain; they had no intention at all. They were no more cruel than Duke,
Penrod's little old dog, who followed his own instincts, and, making his
appearance hastily through a hole in the back fence, joined the pursuit
with sound and fury. A boy will nearly always run after anything that is
running, and his first impulse is to throw a stone at it. This is a
survival of primeval man, who must take every chance to get his dinner.
So, when Penrod and Sam drove the hapless Whitey up the alley, they were
really responding to an impulse thousands and thousands of years old—an
impulse founded upon the primordial observation that whatever runs is
likely to prove edible. Penrod and Sam were not "bad"; they were never
that. They were something that was not their fault; they were historic.</p>
<p>At the next corner Whitey turned to the right into the cross-street;
thence, turning to the right again and still warmly pursued, he zigzagged
down a main thoroughfare until he reached another cross-street, which ran
alongside the Schofields' yard and brought him to the foot of the alley he
had left behind in his flight. He entered the alley, and there his dim eye
fell upon the open door he had previously investigated. No memory of it
remained; but the place had a look associated in his mind with hay, and,
as Sam and Penrod turned the corner of the alley in panting yet still
vociferous pursuit, Whitey stumbled up the inclined platform before the
open doors, staggered thunderously across the carriage-house and through
another open door into a stall, an apartment vacant since the occupancy of
Mr. Schofield's last horse, now several years deceased.</p>
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