<h2><SPAN name="link2HCH0015" id="link2HCH0015"></SPAN>CHAPTER XV</h2>
<p>Miss Crawford accepted the part very readily; and soon after Miss
Bertram’s return from the Parsonage, Mr. Rushworth arrived, and another
character was consequently cast. He had the offer of Count Cassel and Anhalt,
and at first did not know which to chuse, and wanted Miss Bertram to direct
him; but upon being made to understand the different style of the characters,
and which was which, and recollecting that he had once seen the play in London,
and had thought Anhalt a very stupid fellow, he soon decided for the Count.
Miss Bertram approved the decision, for the less he had to learn the better;
and though she could not sympathise in his wish that the Count and Agatha might
be to act together, nor wait very patiently while he was slowly turning over
the leaves with the hope of still discovering such a scene, she very kindly
took his part in hand, and curtailed every speech that admitted being
shortened; besides pointing out the necessity of his being very much dressed,
and chusing his colours. Mr. Rushworth liked the idea of his finery very well,
though affecting to despise it; and was too much engaged with what his own
appearance would be to think of the others, or draw any of those conclusions,
or feel any of that displeasure which Maria had been half prepared for.</p>
<p>Thus much was settled before Edmund, who had been out all the morning, knew
anything of the matter; but when he entered the drawing-room before dinner, the
buzz of discussion was high between Tom, Maria, and Mr. Yates; and Mr.
Rushworth stepped forward with great alacrity to tell him the agreeable news.</p>
<p>“We have got a play,” said he. “It is to be Lovers’
Vows; and I am to be Count Cassel, and am to come in first with a blue dress
and a pink satin cloak, and afterwards am to have another fine fancy suit, by
way of a shooting-dress. I do not know how I shall like it.”</p>
<p>Fanny’s eyes followed Edmund, and her heart beat for him as she heard
this speech, and saw his look, and felt what his sensations must be.</p>
<p>“Lovers’ Vows!” in a tone of the greatest amazement, was his
only reply to Mr. Rushworth, and he turned towards his brother and sisters as
if hardly doubting a contradiction.</p>
<p>“Yes,” cried Mr. Yates. “After all our debatings and
difficulties, we find there is nothing that will suit us altogether so well,
nothing so unexceptionable, as Lovers’ Vows. The wonder is that it should
not have been thought of before. My stupidity was abominable, for here we have
all the advantage of what I saw at Ecclesford; and it is so useful to have
anything of a model! We have cast almost every part.”</p>
<p>“But what do you do for women?” said Edmund gravely, and looking at
Maria.</p>
<p>Maria blushed in spite of herself as she answered, “I take the part which
Lady Ravenshaw was to have done, and” (with a bolder eye) “Miss
Crawford is to be Amelia.”</p>
<p>“I should not have thought it the sort of play to be so easily filled up,
with <i>us</i>,” replied Edmund, turning away to the fire, where sat his
mother, aunt, and Fanny, and seating himself with a look of great vexation.</p>
<p>Mr. Rushworth followed him to say, “I come in three times, and have
two-and-forty speeches. That’s something, is not it? But I do not much
like the idea of being so fine. I shall hardly know myself in a blue dress and
a pink satin cloak.”</p>
<p>Edmund could not answer him. In a few minutes Mr. Bertram was called out of the
room to satisfy some doubts of the carpenter; and being accompanied by Mr.
Yates, and followed soon afterwards by Mr. Rushworth, Edmund almost immediately
took the opportunity of saying, “I cannot, before Mr. Yates, speak what I
feel as to this play, without reflecting on his friends at Ecclesford; but I
must now, my dear Maria, tell <i>you</i>, that I think it exceedingly unfit for
private representation, and that I hope you will give it up. I cannot but
suppose you <i>will</i> when you have read it carefully over. Read only the
first act aloud to either your mother or aunt, and see how you can approve it.
It will not be necessary to send you to your <i>father’s</i> judgment, I
am convinced.”</p>
<p>“We see things very differently,” cried Maria. “I am
perfectly acquainted with the play, I assure you; and with a very few
omissions, and so forth, which will be made, of course, I can see nothing
objectionable in it; and <i>I</i> am not the <i>only</i> young woman you find
who thinks it very fit for private representation.”</p>
<p>“I am sorry for it,” was his answer; “but in this matter it
is <i>you</i> who are to lead. <i>You</i> must set the example. If others have
blundered, it is your place to put them right, and shew them what true delicacy
is. In all points of decorum <i>your</i> conduct must be law to the rest of the
party.”</p>
<p>This picture of her consequence had some effect, for no one loved better to
lead than Maria; and with far more good-humour she answered, “I am much
obliged to you, Edmund; you mean very well, I am sure: but I still think you
see things too strongly; and I really cannot undertake to harangue all the rest
upon a subject of this kind. <i>There</i> would be the greatest indecorum, I
think.”</p>
<p>“Do you imagine that I could have such an idea in my head? No; let your
conduct be the only harangue. Say that, on examining the part, you feel
yourself unequal to it; that you find it requiring more exertion and confidence
than you can be supposed to have. Say this with firmness, and it will be quite
enough. All who can distinguish will understand your motive. The play will be
given up, and your delicacy honoured as it ought.”</p>
<p>“Do not act anything improper, my dear,” said Lady Bertram.
“Sir Thomas would not like it.—Fanny, ring the bell; I must have my
dinner.—To be sure, Julia is dressed by this time.”</p>
<p>“I am convinced, madam,” said Edmund, preventing Fanny, “that
Sir Thomas would not like it.”</p>
<p>“There, my dear, do you hear what Edmund says?”</p>
<p>“If I were to decline the part,” said Maria, with renewed zeal,
“Julia would certainly take it.”</p>
<p>“What!” cried Edmund, “if she knew your reasons!”</p>
<p>“Oh! she might think the difference between us—the difference in
our situations—that <i>she</i> need not be so scrupulous as <i>I</i>
might feel necessary. I am sure she would argue so. No; you must excuse me; I
cannot retract my consent; it is too far settled, everybody would be so
disappointed, Tom would be quite angry; and if we are so very nice, we shall
never act anything.”</p>
<p>“I was just going to say the very same thing,” said Mrs. Norris.
“If every play is to be objected to, you will act nothing, and the
preparations will be all so much money thrown away, and I am sure <i>that</i>
would be a discredit to us all. I do not know the play; but, as Maria says, if
there is anything a little too warm (and it is so with most of them) it can be
easily left out. We must not be over-precise, Edmund. As Mr. Rushworth is to
act too, there can be no harm. I only wish Tom had known his own mind when the
carpenters began, for there was the loss of half a day’s work about those
side-doors. The curtain will be a good job, however. The maids do their work
very well, and I think we shall be able to send back some dozens of the rings.
There is no occasion to put them so very close together. I <i>am</i> of some
use, I hope, in preventing waste and making the most of things. There should
always be one steady head to superintend so many young ones. I forgot to tell
Tom of something that happened to me this very day. I had been looking about me
in the poultry-yard, and was just coming out, when who should I see but Dick
Jackson making up to the servants’ hall-door with two bits of deal board
in his hand, bringing them to father, you may be sure; mother had chanced to
send him of a message to father, and then father had bid him bring up them two
bits of board, for he could not no how do without them. I knew what all this
meant, for the servants’ dinner-bell was ringing at the very moment over
our heads; and as I hate such encroaching people (the Jacksons are very
encroaching, I have always said so: just the sort of people to get all they
can), I said to the boy directly (a great lubberly fellow of ten years old, you
know, who ought to be ashamed of himself), ‘<i>I’ll</i> take the
boards to your father, Dick, so get you home again as fast as you can.’
The boy looked very silly, and turned away without offering a word, for I
believe I might speak pretty sharp; and I dare say it will cure him of coming
marauding about the house for one while. I hate such greediness—so good
as your father is to the family, employing the man all the year round!”</p>
<p>Nobody was at the trouble of an answer; the others soon returned; and Edmund
found that to have endeavoured to set them right must be his only satisfaction.</p>
<p>Dinner passed heavily. Mrs. Norris related again her triumph over Dick Jackson,
but neither play nor preparation were otherwise much talked of, for
Edmund’s disapprobation was felt even by his brother, though he would not
have owned it. Maria, wanting Henry Crawford’s animating support, thought
the subject better avoided. Mr. Yates, who was trying to make himself agreeable
to Julia, found her gloom less impenetrable on any topic than that of his
regret at her secession from their company; and Mr. Rushworth, having only his
own part and his own dress in his head, had soon talked away all that could be
said of either.</p>
<p>But the concerns of the theatre were suspended only for an hour or two: there
was still a great deal to be settled; and the spirits of evening giving fresh
courage, Tom, Maria, and Mr. Yates, soon after their being reassembled in the
drawing-room, seated themselves in committee at a separate table, with the play
open before them, and were just getting deep in the subject when a most welcome
interruption was given by the entrance of Mr. and Miss Crawford, who, late and
dark and dirty as it was, could not help coming, and were received with the
most grateful joy.</p>
<p>“Well, how do you go on?” and “What have you settled?”
and “Oh! we can do nothing without you,” followed the first
salutations; and Henry Crawford was soon seated with the other three at the
table, while his sister made her way to Lady Bertram, and with pleasant
attention was complimenting <i>her</i>. “I must really congratulate your
ladyship,” said she, “on the play being chosen; for though you have
borne it with exemplary patience, I am sure you must be sick of all our noise
and difficulties. The actors may be glad, but the bystanders must be infinitely
more thankful for a decision; and I do sincerely give you joy, madam, as well
as Mrs. Norris, and everybody else who is in the same predicament,”
glancing half fearfully, half slyly, beyond Fanny to Edmund.</p>
<p>She was very civilly answered by Lady Bertram, but Edmund said nothing. His
being only a bystander was not disclaimed. After continuing in chat with the
party round the fire a few minutes, Miss Crawford returned to the party round
the table; and standing by them, seemed to interest herself in their
arrangements till, as if struck by a sudden recollection, she exclaimed,
“My good friends, you are most composedly at work upon these cottages and
alehouses, inside and out; but pray let me know my fate in the meanwhile. Who
is to be Anhalt? What gentleman among you am I to have the pleasure of making
love to?”</p>
<p>For a moment no one spoke; and then many spoke together to tell the same
melancholy truth, that they had not yet got any Anhalt. “Mr. Rushworth
was to be Count Cassel, but no one had yet undertaken Anhalt.”</p>
<p>“I had my choice of the parts,” said Mr. Rushworth; “but I
thought I should like the Count best, though I do not much relish the finery I
am to have.”</p>
<p>“You chose very wisely, I am sure,” replied Miss Crawford, with a
brightened look; “Anhalt is a heavy part.”</p>
<p>“<i>The</i> <i>Count</i> has two-and-forty speeches,” returned Mr.
Rushworth, “which is no trifle.”</p>
<p>“I am not at all surprised,” said Miss Crawford, after a short
pause, “at this want of an Anhalt. Amelia deserves no better. Such a
forward young lady may well frighten the men.”</p>
<p>“I should be but too happy in taking the part, if it were
possible,” cried Tom; “but, unluckily, the Butler and Anhalt are in
together. I will not entirely give it up, however; I will try what can be
done—I will look it over again.”</p>
<p>“Your <i>brother</i> should take the part,” said Mr. Yates, in a
low voice. “Do not you think he would?”</p>
<p>“<i>I</i> shall not ask him,” replied Tom, in a cold, determined
manner.</p>
<p>Miss Crawford talked of something else, and soon afterwards rejoined the party
at the fire.</p>
<p>“They do not want me at all,” said she, seating herself. “I
only puzzle them, and oblige them to make civil speeches. Mr. Edmund Bertram,
as you do not act yourself, you will be a disinterested adviser; and,
therefore, I apply to <i>you</i>. What shall we do for an Anhalt? Is it
practicable for any of the others to double it? What is your advice?”</p>
<p>“My advice,” said he calmly, “is that you change the
play.”</p>
<p>“<i>I</i> should have no objection,” she replied; “for though
I should not particularly dislike the part of Amelia if well supported, that
is, if everything went well, I shall be sorry to be an inconvenience; but as
they do not chuse to hear your advice at <i>that</i> <i>table</i>”
(looking round), “it certainly will not be taken.”</p>
<p>Edmund said no more.</p>
<p>“If <i>any</i> part could tempt <i>you</i> to act, I suppose it would be
Anhalt,” observed the lady archly, after a short pause; “for he is
a clergyman, you know.”</p>
<p>“<i>That</i> circumstance would by no means tempt me,” he replied,
“for I should be sorry to make the character ridiculous by bad acting. It
must be very difficult to keep Anhalt from appearing a formal, solemn lecturer;
and the man who chuses the profession itself is, perhaps, one of the last who
would wish to represent it on the stage.”</p>
<p>Miss Crawford was silenced, and with some feelings of resentment and
mortification, moved her chair considerably nearer the tea-table, and gave all
her attention to Mrs. Norris, who was presiding there.</p>
<p>“Fanny,” cried Tom Bertram, from the other table, where the
conference was eagerly carrying on, and the conversation incessant, “we
want your services.”</p>
<p>Fanny was up in a moment, expecting some errand; for the habit of employing her
in that way was not yet overcome, in spite of all that Edmund could do.</p>
<p>“Oh! we do not want to disturb you from your seat. We do not want your
<i>present</i> services. We shall only want you in our play. You must be
Cottager’s wife.”</p>
<p>“Me!” cried Fanny, sitting down again with a most frightened look.
“Indeed you must excuse me. I could not act anything if you were to give
me the world. No, indeed, I cannot act.”</p>
<p>“Indeed, but you must, for we cannot excuse you. It need not frighten
you: it is a nothing of a part, a mere nothing, not above half a dozen speeches
altogether, and it will not much signify if nobody hears a word you say; so you
may be as creep-mouse as you like, but we must have you to look at.”</p>
<p>“If you are afraid of half a dozen speeches,” cried Mr. Rushworth,
“what would you do with such a part as mine? I have forty-two to
learn.”</p>
<p>“It is not that I am afraid of learning by heart,” said Fanny,
shocked to find herself at that moment the only speaker in the room, and to
feel that almost every eye was upon her; “but I really cannot act.”</p>
<p>“Yes, yes, you can act well enough for <i>us</i>. Learn your part, and we
will teach you all the rest. You have only two scenes, and as I shall be
Cottager, I’ll put you in and push you about, and you will do it very
well, I’ll answer for it.”</p>
<p>“No, indeed, Mr. Bertram, you must excuse me. You cannot have an idea. It
would be absolutely impossible for me. If I were to undertake it, I should only
disappoint you.”</p>
<p>“Phoo! Phoo! Do not be so shamefaced. You’ll do it very well. Every
allowance will be made for you. We do not expect perfection. You must get a
brown gown, and a white apron, and a mob cap, and we must make you a few
wrinkles, and a little of the crowsfoot at the corner of your eyes, and you
will be a very proper, little old woman.”</p>
<p>“You must excuse me, indeed you must excuse me,” cried Fanny,
growing more and more red from excessive agitation, and looking distressfully
at Edmund, who was kindly observing her; but unwilling to exasperate his
brother by interference, gave her only an encouraging smile. Her entreaty had
no effect on Tom: he only said again what he had said before; and it was not
merely Tom, for the requisition was now backed by Maria, and Mr. Crawford, and
Mr. Yates, with an urgency which differed from his but in being more gentle or
more ceremonious, and which altogether was quite overpowering to Fanny; and
before she could breathe after it, Mrs. Norris completed the whole by thus
addressing her in a whisper at once angry and audible—“What a piece
of work here is about nothing: I am quite ashamed of you, Fanny, to make such a
difficulty of obliging your cousins in a trifle of this sort—so kind as
they are to you! Take the part with a good grace, and let us hear no more of
the matter, I entreat.”</p>
<p>“Do not urge her, madam,” said Edmund. “It is not fair to
urge her in this manner. You see she does not like to act. Let her chuse for
herself, as well as the rest of us. Her judgment may be quite as safely
trusted. Do not urge her any more.”</p>
<p>“I am not going to urge her,” replied Mrs. Norris sharply;
“but I shall think her a very obstinate, ungrateful girl, if she does not
do what her aunt and cousins wish her—very ungrateful, indeed,
considering who and what she is.”</p>
<p>Edmund was too angry to speak; but Miss Crawford, looking for a moment with
astonished eyes at Mrs. Norris, and then at Fanny, whose tears were beginning
to shew themselves, immediately said, with some keenness, “I do not like
my situation: this <i>place</i> is too hot for me,” and moved away her
chair to the opposite side of the table, close to Fanny, saying to her, in a
kind, low whisper, as she placed herself, “Never mind, my dear Miss
Price, this is a cross evening: everybody is cross and teasing, but do not let
us mind them”; and with pointed attention continued to talk to her and
endeavour to raise her spirits, in spite of being out of spirits herself. By a
look at her brother she prevented any farther entreaty from the theatrical
board, and the really good feelings by which she was almost purely governed
were rapidly restoring her to all the little she had lost in Edmund’s
favour.</p>
<p>Fanny did not love Miss Crawford; but she felt very much obliged to her for her
present kindness; and when, from taking notice of her work, and wishing
<i>she</i> could work as well, and begging for the pattern, and supposing Fanny
was now preparing for her <i>appearance</i>, as of course she would come out
when her cousin was married, Miss Crawford proceeded to inquire if she had
heard lately from her brother at sea, and said that she had quite a curiosity
to see him, and imagined him a very fine young man, and advised Fanny to get
his picture drawn before he went to sea again—she could not help
admitting it to be very agreeable flattery, or help listening, and answering
with more animation than she had intended.</p>
<p>The consultation upon the play still went on, and Miss Crawford’s
attention was first called from Fanny by Tom Bertram’s telling her, with
infinite regret, that he found it absolutely impossible for him to undertake
the part of Anhalt in addition to the Butler: he had been most anxiously trying
to make it out to be feasible, but it would not do; he must give it up.
“But there will not be the smallest difficulty in filling it,” he
added. “We have but to speak the word; we may pick and chuse. I could
name, at this moment, at least six young men within six miles of us, who are
wild to be admitted into our company, and there are one or two that would not
disgrace us: I should not be afraid to trust either of the Olivers or Charles
Maddox. Tom Oliver is a very clever fellow, and Charles Maddox is as
gentlemanlike a man as you will see anywhere, so I will take my horse early
to-morrow morning and ride over to Stoke, and settle with one of them.”</p>
<p>While he spoke, Maria was looking apprehensively round at Edmund in full
expectation that he must oppose such an enlargement of the plan as this: so
contrary to all their first protestations; but Edmund said nothing. After a
moment’s thought, Miss Crawford calmly replied, “As far as I am
concerned, I can have no objection to anything that you all think eligible.
Have I ever seen either of the gentlemen? Yes, Mr. Charles Maddox dined at my
sister’s one day, did not he, Henry? A quiet-looking young man. I
remember him. Let <i>him</i> be applied to, if you please, for it will be less
unpleasant to me than to have a perfect stranger.”</p>
<p>Charles Maddox was to be the man. Tom repeated his resolution of going to him
early on the morrow; and though Julia, who had scarcely opened her lips before,
observed, in a sarcastic manner, and with a glance first at Maria and then at
Edmund, that “the Mansfield theatricals would enliven the whole
neighbourhood exceedingly,” Edmund still held his peace, and shewed his
feelings only by a determined gravity.</p>
<p>“I am not very sanguine as to our play,” said Miss Crawford, in an
undervoice to Fanny, after some consideration; “and I can tell Mr. Maddox
that I shall shorten some of <i>his</i> speeches, and a great many of <i>my</i>
<i>own</i>, before we rehearse together. It will be very disagreeable, and by
no means what I expected.”</p>
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