<h3>CHAPTER XX.</h3>
<h4><i>THE WAY WE LIVE NOW</i> AND<br/>
<i>THE PRIME MINISTER</i>—CONCLUSION.<br/> </h4>
<p>In what I have said at the end of the last chapter about my hunting,
I have been carried a little in advance of the date at which I had
arrived. We returned from Australia in the winter of 1872, and early
in 1873 I took a house in Montagu Square,—in which I hope to live
and hope to die. Our first work in settling there was to place upon
new shelves the books which I had collected round myself at Waltham.
And this work, which was in itself great, entailed also the labour of
a new catalogue. As all who use libraries know, a catalogue is
nothing unless it show the spot on which every book is to be
found,—information which every volume also ought to give as to
itself. Only those who have done it know how great is the labour of
moving and arranging a few thousand volumes. At the present moment I
own about 5000 volumes, and they are dearer to me even than the
horses which are going, or than the wine in the cellar, which is very
apt to go, and upon which I also pride myself.</p>
<p>When this was done, and the new furniture had got into its place, and
my little book-room was settled sufficiently for work, I began a
novel, to the writing of which I was instigated by what I conceived
to be the commercial profligacy of the age. Whether the world does or
does not become more wicked as years go on, is a question which
probably has disturbed the minds of thinkers since the world began to
think. That men have become less cruel, less violent, less selfish,
less brutal, there can be no doubt;—but have they become less
honest? If so, can a world, retrograding from day to day in honesty,
be considered to be in a state of progress? We know the opinion on
this subject of our philosopher Mr. Carlyle. If he be right, we are
all going straight away to darkness and the dogs. But then we do not
put very much faith in Mr. Carlyle,—nor in Mr. Ruskin and his other
followers. The loudness and extravagance of their lamentations, the
wailing and gnashing of teeth which comes from them, over a world
which is supposed to have gone altogether shoddy-wards, are so
contrary to the convictions of men who cannot but see how comfort has
been increased, how health has been improved, and education
extended,—that the general effect of their teaching is the opposite
of what they have intended. It is regarded simply as Carlylism to say
that the English-speaking world is growing worse from day to day. And
it is Carlylism to opine that the general grand result of increased
intelligence is a tendency to deterioration.</p>
<p>Nevertheless a certain class of dishonesty, dishonesty magnificent in
its proportions, and climbing into high places, has become at the
same time so rampant and so splendid that there seems to be reason
for fearing that men and women will be taught to feel that
dishonesty, if it can become splendid, will cease to be abominable.
If dishonesty can live in a gorgeous palace with pictures on all its
walls, and gems in all its cupboards, with marble and ivory in all
its corners, and can give Apician dinners, and get into Parliament,
and deal in millions, then dishonesty is not disgraceful, and the man
dishonest after such a fashion is not a low scoundrel. Instigated, I
say, by some such reflections as these, I sat down in my new house to
write <i>The Way We Live Now</i>. And as I had ventured to take the whip
of the satirist into my hand, I went beyond the iniquities of the
great speculator who robs everybody, and made an onslaught also on
other vices,—on the intrigues of girls who want to get married, on
the luxury of young men who prefer to remain single, and on the
puffing propensities of authors who desire to cheat the public into
buying their volumes.</p>
<p>The book has the fault which is to be attributed to almost all
satires, whether in prose or verse. The accusations are exaggerated.
The vices are coloured, so as to make effect rather than to represent
truth. Who, when the lash of objurgation is in his hands, can so
moderate his arm as never to strike harder than justice would
require? The spirit which produces the satire is honest enough, but
the very desire which moves the satirist to do his work energetically
makes him dishonest. In other respects <i>The Way We Live Now</i> was, as
a satire, powerful and good. The character of Melmotte is well
maintained. The Beargarden is amusing,—and not untrue. The
Longestaffe girls and their friend, Lady Monogram, are amusing,—but
exaggerated. Dolly Longestaffe, is, I think, very good. And Lady
Carbury's literary efforts are, I am sorry to say, such as are too
frequently made. But here again the young lady with her two lovers is
weak and vapid. I almost doubt whether it be not impossible to have
two absolutely distinct parts in a novel, and to imbue them both with
interest. If they be distinct, the one will seem to be no more than
padding to the other. And so it was in <i>The Way We Live Now</i>. The
interest of the story lies among the wicked and foolish people,—with
Melmotte and his daughter, with Dolly and his family, with the
American woman, Mrs. Hurtle, and with John Crumb and the girl of his
heart. But Roger Carbury, Paul Montague, and Henrietta Carbury are
uninteresting. Upon the whole, I by no means look upon the book as
one of my failures; nor was it taken as a failure by the public or
the press.</p>
<p>While I was writing <i>The Way We Live Now</i>, I was called upon by the
proprietors of the <i>Graphic</i> for a Christmas story. I feel, with
regard to literature, somewhat as I suppose an upholsterer and
undertaker feels when he is called upon to supply a funeral. He has
to supply it, however distasteful it may be. It is his business, and
he will starve if he neglect it. So have I felt that, when anything
in the shape of a novel was required, I was bound to produce it.
Nothing can be more distasteful to me than to have to give a relish
of Christmas to what I write. I feel the humbug implied by the nature
of the order. A Christmas story, in the proper sense, should be the
ebullition of some mind anxious to instil others with a desire for
Christmas religious thought, or Christmas festivities,—or, better
still, with Christmas charity. Such was the case with Dickens when he
wrote his two first Christmas stories. But since that the things
written annually—all of which have been fixed to Christmas like
children's toys to a Christmas tree—have had no real savour of
Christmas about them. I had done two or three before. Alas! at this
very moment I have one to write, which I have promised to supply
within three weeks of this time,—the picture-makers always require a
long interval,—as to which I have in vain been cudgelling my brain
for the last month. I can't send away the order to another shop, but
I do not know how I shall ever get the coffin made.</p>
<p>For the <i>Graphic</i>, in 1873, I wrote a little story about Australia.
Christmas at the antipodes is of course midsummer, and I was not loth
to describe the troubles to which my own son had been subjected, by
the mingled accidents of heat and bad neighbours, on his station in
the bush. So I wrote <i>Harry Heathcote of Gangoil</i>, and was well
through my labour on that occasion. I only wish I may have no worse
success in that which now hangs over my head.</p>
<p>When <i>Harry Heathcote</i> was over, I returned with a full heart to Lady
Glencora and her husband. I had never yet drawn the completed picture
of such a statesman as my imagination had conceived. The personages
with whose names my pages had been familiar, and perhaps even the
minds of some of my readers—the Brocks, De Terriers, Monks,
Greshams, and Daubeneys—had been more or less portraits, not of
living men, but of living political characters. The strong-minded,
thick-skinned, useful, ordinary member, either of the Government or
of the Opposition, had been very easy to describe, and had required
no imagination to conceive. The character reproduces itself from
generation to generation; and as it does so, becomes shorn in a
wonderful way of those little touches of humanity which would be
destructive of its purposes. Now and again there comes a burst of
human nature, as in the quarrel between Burke and Fox; but, as a
rule, the men submit themselves to be shaped and fashioned, and to be
formed into tools, which are used either for building up or pulling
down, and can generally bear to be changed from this box into the
other, without, at any rate, the appearance of much personal
suffering. Four-and-twenty gentlemen will amalgamate themselves into
one whole, and work for one purpose, having each of them to set aside
his own idiosyncrasy, and to endure the close personal contact of men
who must often be personally disagreeable, having been thoroughly
taught that in no other way can they serve either their country or
their own ambition. These are the men who are publicly useful, and
whom the necessities of the age supply,—as to whom I have never
ceased to wonder that stones of such strong calibre should be so
quickly worn down to the shape and smoothness of rounded pebbles.</p>
<p>Such have been to me the Brocks and the Mildmays, about whom I have
written with great pleasure, having had my mind much exercised in
watching them. But I had also conceived the character of a statesman
of a different nature—of a man who should be in something perhaps
superior, but in very much inferior, to these men—of one who could
not become a pebble, having too strong an identity of his own. To rid
one's self of fine scruples—to fall into the traditions of a
party—to feel the need of subservience, not only in acting but also
even in thinking—to be able to be a bit, and at first only a very
little bit,—these are the necessities of the growing statesman. The
time may come, the glorious time when some great self action shall be
possible, and shall be even demanded, as when Peel gave up the Corn
Laws; but the rising man, as he puts on his harness, should not allow
himself to dream of this. To become a good, round, smooth, hard,
useful pebble is his duty, and to achieve this he must harden his
skin and swallow his scruples. But every now and again we see the
attempt made by men who cannot get their skins to be hard—who after
a little while generally fall out of the ranks. The statesman of whom
I was thinking—of whom I had long thought—was one who did not fall
out of the ranks, even though his skin would not become hard. He
should have rank, and intellect, and parliamentary habits, by which
to bind him to the service of his country; and he should also have
unblemished, unextinguishable, inexhaustible love of country. That
virtue I attribute to our statesmen generally. They who are without
it are, I think, mean indeed. This man should have it as the ruling
principle of his life; and it should so rule him that all other
things should be made to give way to it. But he should be scrupulous,
and, being scrupulous, weak. When called to the highest place in the
council of his Sovereign, he should feel with true modesty his own
insufficiency; but not the less should the greed of power grow upon
him when he had once allowed himself to taste and enjoy it. Such was
the character I endeavoured to depict in describing the triumph, the
troubles, and the failure of my Prime Minister. And I think that I
have succeeded. What the public may think, or what the press may say,
I do not yet know, the work having as yet run but half its
course. <SPAN name="fnr14"></SPAN><SPAN href="#fn14">[14]</SPAN></p>
<p>That the man's character should be understood as I understand it—or
that of his wife's, the delineation of which has also been a matter
of much happy care to me—I have no right to expect, seeing that the
operation of describing has not been confined to one novel, which
might perhaps be read through by the majority of those who commenced
it. It has been carried on through three or four, each of which will
be forgotten even by the most zealous reader almost as soon as read.
In <i>The Prime Minister</i>, my Prime Minister will not allow his wife to
take office among, or even over, those ladies who are attached by
office to the Queen's court. "I should not choose," he says to her,
"that my wife should have any duties unconnected with our joint
family and home." Who will remember in reading those words that, in a
former story, published some years before, he tells his wife, when
she has twitted him with his willingness to clean the Premier's
shoes, that he would even allow her to clean them if it were for the
good of the country? And yet it is by such details as these that I
have, for many years past, been manufacturing within my own mind the
characters of the man and his wife.</p>
<p>I think that Plantagenet Palliser, Duke of Omnium, is a perfect
gentleman. If he be not, then am I unable to describe a gentleman.
She is by no means a perfect lady; but if she be not all over a
woman, then am I not able to describe a woman. I do not think it
probable that my name will remain among those who in the next century
will be known as the writers of English prose fiction;—but if it
does, that permanence of success will probably rest on the character
of Plantagenet Palliser, Lady Glencora, and the Rev. Mr. Crawley.</p>
<p>I have now come to the end of that long series of books written by
myself, with which the public is already acquainted. Of those which I
may hereafter be able to add to them I cannot speak; though I have an
idea that I shall even yet once more have recourse to my political
hero as the mainstay of another story. When <i>The Prime Minister</i> was
finished, I at once began another novel, which is now completed in
three volumes, and which is called <i>Is He Popenjoy?</i> There are two
Popenjoys in the book, one succeeding to the title held by the other;
but as they are both babies, and do not in the course of the story
progress beyond babyhood, the future readers, should the tale ever be
published, will not be much interested in them. Nevertheless the
story, as a story, is not, I think, amiss. Since that I have written
still another three-volume novel, to which, very much in opposition
to my publisher, I have given the name of <i>The American
Senator</i>. <SPAN name="fnr15"></SPAN><SPAN href="#fn15">[15]</SPAN>
It is to appear in <i>Temple Bar</i>, and is to commence its appearance on
the first of next month. Such being its circumstances, I do not know
that I can say anything else about it here.</p>
<p>And so I end the record of my literary performances,—which I think
are more in amount than the works of any other living English author.
If any English authors not living have written more—as may probably
have been the case—I do not know who they are. I find that, taking
the books which have appeared under our names, I have published much
more than twice as much as Carlyle. I have also published
considerably more than Voltaire, even including his letters. We are
told that Varro, at the age of eighty, had written 480 volumes, and
that he went on writing for eight years longer. I wish I knew what
was the length of Varro's volumes; I comfort myself by reflecting
that the amount of manuscript described as a book in Varro's time was
not much. Varro, too, is dead, and Voltaire; whereas I am still
living, and may add to the pile.</p>
<p>The following is a list of the books I have written, with the dates
of publication and the sums I have received for them. The dates given
are the years in which the works were published as a whole, most of
them having appeared before in some serial form.<br/> </p>
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<td class="center" valign="bottom">Names of Works.<br/> </td>
<td class="center">Date of<br/>Publication.<br/> </td>
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<td>The Macdermots of Ballycloran,</td>
<td class="center">1847</td>
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<tr>
<td>The Kellys and the O'Kellys,</td>
<td class="center">1848</td>
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<td>La Vendée,</td>
<td class="center">1850</td>
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<td>The Warden,</td>
<td class="center">1855</td>
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<td>Barchester Towers,</td>
<td class="center">1857</td>
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<td>The Three Clerks,</td>
<td class="center">1858
</td>
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<td>Doctor Thorne,</td>
<td class="center">1858</td>
</tr>
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<td>The West Indies and the Spanish Main,</td>
<td class="center">1859</td>
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<td>The Bertrams,</td>
<td class="center">1859</td>
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<td>Castle Richmond,</td>
<td class="center">1860</td>
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<td>Framley Parsonage,</td>
<td class="center">1861</td>
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<td>Tales of All Countries—1st Series,</td>
<td class="center">1861</td>
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<td><span class="ind16">2d</span><span class="ind2">"</span></td>
<td class="center">1863</td>
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<td><span class="ind16">3d</span><span class="ind2">"</span></td>
<td class="center">1870</td>
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<td>Orley Farm,</td>
<td class="center">1862</td>
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<td>North America,</td>
<td class="center">1862</td>
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<td>Rachel Ray,</td>
<td class="center">1863</td>
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<td>The Small House at Allington,</td>
<td class="center">1864</td>
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<td>Can You Forgive Her?</td>
<td class="center">1864</td>
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<td>Miss Mackenzie,</td>
<td class="center">1865</td>
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<td>The Belton Estate,</td>
<td class="center">1866</td>
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<td>The Claverings,</td>
<td class="center">1867</td>
</tr>
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<td>The Last Chronicle of Barset,</td>
<td class="center">1867</td>
</tr>
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<td>Nina Balatka,</td>
<td class="center">1867</td>
</tr>
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<td>Linda Tressel,</td>
<td class="center">1868</td>
</tr>
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<td>Phineas Finn,</td>
<td class="center">1869</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>He Knew He Was Right,</td>
<td class="center">1869</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Brown, Jones, and Robinson,</td>
<td class="center">1870</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>The Vicar of Bullhampton,</td>
<td class="center">1870</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>An Editor's Tales,</td>
<td class="center">l870</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Cæsar (Ancient Classics), <SPAN name="fnr16"></SPAN><SPAN href="#fn16">[16]</SPAN></td>
<td class="center">1870</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Sir Harry Hotspur of Humblethwaite,</td>
<td class="center">1871</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Ralph the Heir,</td>
<td class="center">1871</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>The Golden Lion of Granpère,</td>
<td class="center">1872</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>The Eustace Diamonds,</td>
<td class="center">1873</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Australia and New Zealand,</td>
<td class="center">1873</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Phineas Redux,</td>
<td class="center">1874</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Harry Heathcote of Gangoil,</td>
<td class="center">1874</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Lady Anna,</td>
<td class="center">1874</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>The Way We Live Now,</td>
<td class="center">1875</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>The Prime Minister,</td>
<td class="center">1876</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>The American Senator,</td>
<td class="center">1877</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Is He Popenjoy?</td>
<td class="center">1878</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>South Africa,</td>
<td class="center">1878</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>John Caldigate,</td>
<td class="center">1879</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Sundries,</td>
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<td align="right"> £48</td>
<td align="right">6</td>
<td align="right"> 9</td>
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<td align="right">123</td>
<td align="right"> 19</td>
<td align="right">5</td>
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<td align="right">727</td>
<td align="right">11</td>
<td align="right">3</td>
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<td align="right">250</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">400</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">250</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">400</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">600</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">1000</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">1830</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">3135</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">1250</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">1645</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">3000</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">3525</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">1300</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">1757</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
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<td align="right">2800</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">3000</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">450</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">450</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">3200</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">3200</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">600</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">2500</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">378</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">750</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">2500</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">550</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">2500</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">1300</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">2500</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">450</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">1200</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">3000</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">2500</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">1800</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">1600</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">850</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">1800</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right"><span class="u"> 7800</span></td>
<td align="right"><span class="u"> 0</span></td>
<td align="right"><span class="u">0</span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="right">£68,939</td>
<td align="right">17</td>
<td align="right">5</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td></tr>
</table></div>
<p><br/><span class="ind1">It will not, I am sure,
be thought that, in making my boast as to
quantity, I have endeavoured to lay claim to any literary excellence.
That, in the writing of books, quantity without quality is a vice and
a misfortune, has been too manifestly settled to leave a doubt on
such a matter. But I do lay claim to whatever merit should be
accorded to me for persevering diligence in my profession. And I make
the claim, not with a view to my own glory, but for the benefit of
those who may read these pages, and when young may intend to follow
the same career. <i>Nulla dies sine lineâ.</i> Let that be their motto.
And let their work be to them as is his common work to the common
labourer. No gigantic efforts will then be necessary. He need tie no
wet towels round his brow, nor sit for thirty hours at his desk
without moving,—as men have sat, or said that they have sat. More
than nine-tenths of my literary work has been done in the last twenty
years, and during twelve of those years I followed another
profession. I have never been a slave to this work, giving due time,
if not more than due time, to the amusements I have loved. But I have
been constant,—and constancy in labour will conquer all
difficulties. <i>Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed sæpe cadendo.</i></span></p>
<p>It may interest some if I state that during the last twenty years I
have made by literature something near £70,000. As I have said before
in these pages, I look upon the result as comfortable, but not
splendid.</p>
<p>It will not, I trust, be supposed by any reader that I have intended
in this so-called autobiography to give a record of my inner life. No
man ever did so truly,—and no man ever will. Rousseau probably
attempted it, but who doubts but that Rousseau has confessed in much
the thoughts and convictions rather than the facts of his life? If
the rustle of a woman's petticoat has ever stirred my blood; if a cup
of wine has been a joy to me; if I have thought tobacco at midnight
in pleasant company to be one of the elements of an earthly paradise;
if now and again I have somewhat recklessly fluttered a £5 note over
a card-table;—of what matter is that to any reader? I have betrayed
no woman. Wine has brought me to no sorrow. It has been the
companionship of smoking that I have loved, rather than the habit. I
have never desired to win money, and I have lost none. To enjoy the
excitement of pleasure, but to be free from its vices and ill
effects,—to have the sweet, and leave the bitter untasted,—that has
been my study. The preachers tell us that this is impossible. It
seems to me that hitherto I have succeeded fairly well. I will not
say that I have never scorched a finger,—but I carry no ugly wounds.</p>
<p>For what remains to me of life I trust for my happiness still chiefly
to my work—hoping that when the power of work be over with me, God
may be pleased to take me from a world in which, according to my
view, there can be no joy; secondly, to the love of those who love
me; and then to my books. That I can read and be happy while I am
reading, is a great blessing. Could I remember, as some men do, what
I read, I should have been able to call myself an educated man. But
that power I have never possessed. Something is always
left,—something dim and inaccurate,—but still something sufficient
to preserve the taste for more. I am inclined to think that it is so
with most readers.</p>
<p>Of late years, putting aside the Latin classics, I have found my
greatest pleasure in our old English dramatists,—not from any
excessive love of their work, which often irritates me by its want of
truth to nature, even while it shames me by its language,—but from
curiosity in searching their plots and examining their character. If
I live a few years longer, I shall, I think, leave in my copies of
these dramatists, down to the close of James I., written criticisms
on every play. No one who has not looked closely into it knows how
many there are.</p>
<p>Now I stretch out my hand, and from the further shore I bid adieu to
all who have cared to read any among the many words that I have
written.</p>
<blockquote>
<p><SPAN name="fn14"></SPAN><span class="smallcaps">[Footnote
14</span>:
Writing this note in 1878, after a lapse of nearly three years, I
am obliged to say that, as regards the public, <i>The Prime Minister</i>
was a failure. It was worse spoken of by the press than any novel I
had written. I was specially hurt by a criticism on it in the
<i>Spectator</i>. The critic who wrote the article I know to be a good
critic, inclined to be more than fair to me; but in this case I could
not agree with him, so much do I love the man whose character I had
endeavoured to portray.]
<br/><SPAN href="#fnr14"><span class="smallcaps">Return</span></SPAN></p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><SPAN name="fn15"></SPAN><span class="smallcaps">[Footnote
15</span>:
<i>The American Senator</i> and <i>Popenjoy</i> have appeared, each with fair
success. Neither of them has encountered that reproach which, in
regard to <i>The Prime Minister</i>, seemed to tell me that my work as a
novelist should be brought to a close. And yet I feel assured that
they are very inferior to <i>The Prime Minister</i>.]
<br/><SPAN href="#fnr15"><span class="smallcaps">Return</span></SPAN></p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><SPAN name="fn16"></SPAN><span class="smallcaps">[Footnote
16</span>:
This was given by me as a present to my friend John Blackwood.]
<br/><SPAN href="#fnr16"><span class="smallcaps">Return</span></SPAN></p>
</blockquote>
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