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<p>"FOR two days I sheltered in a pleasant grove where there had been no
deaths. In those two days, while badly depressed and believing that my
turn would come at any moment, nevertheless I rested and recuperated. So
did the pony. And on the third day, putting what small store of tinned
provisions I possessed on the pony's back, I started on across a very
lonely land. Not a live man, woman, or child, did I encounter, though the
dead were everywhere. Food, however, was abundant. The land then was not
as it is now. It was all cleared of trees and brush, and it was
cultivated. The food for millions of mouths was growing, ripening, and
going to waste. From the fields and orchards I gathered vegetables,
fruits, and berries. Around the deserted farmhouses I got eggs and caught
chickens. And frequently I found supplies of tinned provisions in the
store-rooms.</p>
<p>"A strange thing was what was taking place with all the domestic animals.
Everywhere they were going wild and preying on one another. The chickens
and ducks were the first to be destroyed, while the pigs were the first to
go wild, followed by the cats. Nor were the dogs long in adapting
themselves to the changed conditions. There was a veritable plague of
dogs. They devoured the corpses, barked and howled during the nights, and
in the daytime slunk about in the distance. As the time went by, I noticed
a change in their behavior. At first they were apart from one another,
very suspicious and very prone to fight. But after a not very long while
they began to come together and run in packs. The dog, you see, always was
a social animal, and this was true before ever he came to be domesticated
by man. In the last days of the world before the plague, there were many
many very different kinds of dogs—dogs without hair and dogs with
warm fur, dogs so small that they would make scarcely a mouthful for other
dogs that were as large as mountain lions. Well, all the small dogs, and
the weak types, were killed by their fellows. Also, the very large ones
were not adapted for the wild life and bred out. As a result, the many
different kinds of dogs disappeared, and there remained, running in packs,
the medium-sized wolfish dogs that you know to-day."</p>
<p>"But the cats don't run in packs, Granser," Hoo-Hoo objected.</p>
<p>"The cat was never a social animal. As one writer in the nineteenth
century said, the cat walks by himself. He always walked by himself, from
before the time he was tamed by man, down through the long ages of
domestication, to to-day when once more he is wild.</p>
<p>"The horses also went wild, and all the fine breeds we had degenerated
into the small mustang horse you know to-day. The cows likewise went wild,
as did the pigeons and the sheep. And that a few of the chickens survived
you know yourself. But the wild chicken of to-day is quite a different
thing from the chickens we had in those days.</p>
<p>"But I must go on with my story. I travelled through a deserted land. As
the time went by I began to yearn more and more for human beings. But I
never found one, and I grew lonelier and lonelier. I crossed Livermore
Valley and the mountains between it and the great valley of the San
Joaquin. You have never seen that valley, but it is very large and it is
the home of the wild horse. There are great droves there, thousands and
tens of thousands. I revisited it thirty years after, so I know. You think
there are lots of wild horses down here in the coast valleys, but they are
as nothing compared with those of the San Joaquin. Strange to say, the
cows, when they went wild, went back into the lower mountains. Evidently
they were better able to protect themselves there.</p>
<p>"In the country districts the ghouls and prowlers had been less in
evidence, for I found many villages and towns untouched by fire. But they
were filled by the pestilential dead, and I passed by without exploring
them. It was near Lathrop that, out of my loneliness, I picked up a pair
of collie dogs that were so newly free that they were urgently willing to
return to their allegiance to man. These collies accompanied me for many
years, and the strains of them are in those very dogs there that you boys
have to-day. But in sixty years the collie strain has worked out. These
brutes are more like domesticated wolves than anything else."</p>
<p>Hare-Lip rose to his feet, glanced to see that the goats were safe, and
looked at the sun's position in the afternoon sky, advertising impatience
at the prolixity of the old man's tale. Urged to hurry by Edwin, Granser
went on.</p>
<p>"There is little more to tell. With my two dogs and my pony, and riding a
horse I had managed to capture, I crossed the San Joaquin and went on to a
wonderful valley in the Sierras called Yosemite. In the great hotel there
I found a prodigious supply of tinned provisions. The pasture was
abundant, as was the game, and the river that ran through the valley was
full of trout. I remained there three years in an utter loneliness that
none but a man who has once been highly civilized can understand. Then I
could stand it no more. I felt that I was going crazy. Like the dog, I was
a social animal and I needed my kind. I reasoned that since I had survived
the plague, there was a possibility that others had survived. Also, I
reasoned that after three years the plague germs must all be gone and the
land be clean again.</p>
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<p>"With my horse and dogs and pony, I set out. Again I crossed the San
Joaquin Valley, the mountains beyond, and came down into Livermore Valley.
The change in those three years was amazing. All the land had been
splendidly tilled, and now I could scarcely recognize it, 'such was the
sea of rank vegetation that had overrun the agricultural handiwork of man.
You see, the wheat, the vegetables, and orchard trees had always been
cared for and nursed by man, so that they were soft and tender. The weeds
and wild bushes and such things, on the contrary, had always been fought
by man, so that they were tough and resistant. As a result, when the hand
of man was removed, the wild vegetation smothered and destroyed
practically all the domesticated vegetation. The coyotes were greatly
increased, and it was at this time that I first encountered wolves,
straying in twos and threes and small packs down from the regions where
they had always persisted.</p>
<p>"It was at Lake Temescal, not far from the one-time city of Oakland, that
I came upon the first live human beings. Oh, my grandsons, how can I
describe to you my emotion, when, astride my horse and dropping down the
hillside to the lake, I saw the smoke of a campfire rising through the
trees. Almost did my heart stop beating. I felt that I was going crazy.
Then I heard the cry of a babe—a human babe. And dogs barked, and my
dogs answered. I did not know but what I was the one human alive in the
whole world. It could not be true that here were others—smoke, and
the cry of a babe.</p>
<p>"Emerging on the lake, there, before my eyes, not a hundred yards away, I
saw a man, a large man. He was standing on an outjutting rock and fishing.
I was overcome. I stopped my horse. I tried to call out but could not. I
waved my hand. It seemed to me that the man looked at me, but he did not
appear to wave. Then I laid my head on my arms there in the saddle. I was
afraid to look again, for I knew it was an hallucination, and I knew that
if I looked the man would be gone. And so precious was the hallucination,
that I wanted it to persist yet a little while. I knew, too, that as long
as I did not look it would persist.</p>
<p>"Thus I remained, until I heard my dogs snarling, and a man's voice. What
do you think the voice said? I will tell you. It said: '<i>Where in hell
did you come from??</i>'</p>
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<p>"Those were the words, the exact words. That was what your other
grandfather said to me, Hare-Lip, when he greeted me there on the shore of
Lake Temescal fifty-seven years ago. And they were the most ineffable
words I have ever heard. I opened my eyes, and there he stood before me, a
large, dark, hairy man, heavy-jawed, slant-browed, fierce-eyed. How I got
off my horse I do not know. But it seemed that the next I knew I was
clasping his hand with both of mine and crying. I would have embraced him,
but he was ever a narrow-minded, suspicious man, and he drew away from me.
Yet did I cling to his hand and cry."</p>
<p>Granser's voice faltered and broke at the recollection, and the weak tears
streamed down his cheeks while the boys looked on and giggled.</p>
<p>"Yet did I cry," he continued, "and desire to embrace him, though the
Chauffeur was a brute, a perfect brute—the most abhorrent man I have
ever known. His name was... strange, how I have forgotten his name.
Everybody called him Chauffeur—it was the name of his occupation,
and it stuck. That is how, to this day, the tribe he founded is called the
Chauffeur Tribe.</p>
<p>"He was a violent, unjust man. Why the plague germs spared him I can never
understand. It would seem, in spite of our old metaphysical notions about
absolute justice, that there is no justice in the universe. Why did he
live?—an iniquitous, moral monster, a blot on the face of nature, a
cruel, relentless, bestial cheat as well. All he could talk about was
motor cars, machinery, gasoline, and garages—and especially, and
with huge delight, of his mean pilferings and sordid swindlings of the
persons who had employed him in the days before the coming of the plague.
And yet he was spared, while hundreds of millions, yea, billions, of
better men were destroyed.</p>
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<p>"I went on with him to his camp, and there I saw her, Vesta, the one
woman. It was glorious and... pitiful. There she was, Vesta Van Warden,
the young wife of John Van Warden, clad in rags, with marred and scarred
and toil-calloused hands, bending over the campfire and doing scullion
work—she, Vesta, who had been born to the purple of the greatest
baronage of wealth the world had ever known. John Van Warden, her husband,
worth one billion, eight hundred millions and President of the Board of
Industrial Magnates, had been the ruler of America. Also, sitting on the
International Board of Control, he had been one of the seven men who ruled
the world. And she herself had come of equally noble stock. Her father,
Philip Saxon, had been President of the Board of Industrial Magnates up to
the time of his death. This office was in process of becoming hereditary,
and had Philip Saxon had a son that son would have succeeded him. But his
only child was Vesta, the perfect flower of generations of the highest
culture this planet has ever produced. It was not until the engagement
between Vesta and Van Warden took place, that Saxon indicated the latter
as his successor. It was, I am sure, a political marriage. I have reason
to believe that Vesta never really loved her husband in the mad passionate
way of which the poets used to sing. It was more like the marriages that
obtained among crowned heads in the days before they were displaced by the
Magnates.</p>
<p>"And there she was, boiling fish-chowder in a soot-covered pot, her
glorious eyes inflamed by the acrid smoke of the open fire. Hers was a sad
story. She was the one survivor in a million, as I had been, as the
Chauffeur had been. On a crowning eminence of the Alameda Hills,
overlooking San Francisco Bay, Van Warden had built a vast summer palace.
It was surrounded by a park of a thousand acres. When the plague broke
out, Van Warden sent her there. Armed guards patrolled the boundaries of
the park, and nothing entered in the way of provisions or even mail matter
that was not first fumigated. And yet did the plague enter, killing the
guards at their posts, the servants at their tasks, sweeping away the
whole army of retainers—or, at least, all of them who did not flee
to die elsewhere. So it was that Vesta found herself the sole living
person in the palace that had become a charnel house.</p>
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<p>"Now the Chauffeur had been one of the servants that ran away. Returning,
two months afterward, he discovered Vesta in a little summer pavilion
where there had been no deaths and where she had established herself. He
was a brute. She was afraid, and she ran away and hid among the trees.
That night, on foot, she fled into the mountains—she, whose tender
feet and delicate body had never known the bruise of stones nor the
scratch of briars. He followed, and that night he caught her. He struck
her. Do you understand? He beat her with those terrible fists of his and
made her his slave. It was she who had to gather the firewood, build the
fires, cook, and do all the degrading camp-labor—she, who had never
performed a menial act in her life. These things he compelled her to do,
while he, a proper savage, elected to lie around camp and look on. He did
nothing, absolutely nothing, except on occasion to hunt meat or catch
fish."</p>
<p>"Good for Chauffeur," Hare-Lip commented in an undertone to the other
boys. "I remember him before he died. He was a corker. But he did things,
and he made things go. You know, Dad married his daughter, an' you ought
to see the way he knocked the spots outa Dad. The Chauffeur was a
son-of-a-gun. He made us kids stand around. Even when he was croaking he
reached out for me, once, an' laid my head open with that long stick he
kept always beside him."</p>
<p>Hare-Lip rubbed his bullet head reminiscently, and the boys returned to
the old man, who was maundering ecstatically about Vesta, the squaw of the
founder of the Chauffeur Tribe.</p>
<p>"And so I say to you that you cannot understand the awfulness of the
situation. The Chauffeur was a servant, understand, a servant. And he
cringed, with bowed head, to such as she. She was a lord of life, both by
birth and by marriage. The destinies of millions, such as he, she carried
in the hollow of her pink-white hand. And, in the days before the plague,
the slightest contact with such as he would have been pollution. Oh, I
have seen it. Once, I remember, there was Mrs. Goldwin, wife of one of the
great magnates. It was on a landing stage, just as she was embarking in
her private dirigible, that she dropped her parasol. A servant picked it
up and made the mistake of handing it to her—to her, one of the
greatest royal ladies of the land! She shrank back, as though he were a
leper, and indicated her secretary to receive it. Also, she ordered her
secretary to ascertain the creature's name and to see that he was
immediately discharged from service. And such a woman was Vesta Van
Warden. And her the Chauffeur beat and made his slave.</p>
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<p>"—Bill—that was it; Bill, the Chauffeur. That was his name. He
was a wretched, primitive man, wholly devoid of the finer instincts and
chivalrous promptings of a cultured soul. No, there is no absolute
justice, for to him fell that wonder of womanhood, Vesta Van Warden. The
grievous-ness of this you will never understand, my grandsons; for you are
yourselves primitive little savages, unaware of aught else but savagery.
Why should Vesta not have been mine? I was a man of culture and
refinement, a professor in a great university. Even so, in the time before
the plague, such was her exalted position, she would not have deigned to
know that I existed. Mark, then, the abysmal degradation to which she fell
at the hands of the Chauffeur. Nothing less than the destruction of all
mankind had made it possible that I should know her, look in her eyes,
converse with her, touch her hand—ay, and love her and know that her
feelings toward me were very kindly. I have reason to believe that she,
even she, would have loved me, there being no other man in the world
except the Chauffeur. Why, when it destroyed eight billions of souls, did
not the plague destroy just one more man, and that man the Chauffeur?</p>
<p>"Once, when the Chauffeur was away fishing, she begged me to kill him.
With tears in her eyes she begged me to kill him. But he was a strong and
violent man, and I was afraid. Afterwards, I talked with him. I offered
him my horse, my pony, my dogs, all that I possessed, if he would give
Vesta to me. And he grinned in my face and shook his head. He was very
insulting. He said that in the old days he had been a servant, had been
dirt under the feet of men like me and of women like Vesta, and that now
he had the greatest lady in the land to be servant to him and cook his
food and nurse his brats. 'You had your day before the plague,' he said;
'but this is my day, and a damned good day it is. I wouldn't trade back to
the old times for anything.' Such words he spoke, but they are not his
words. He was a vulgar, low-minded man, and vile oaths fell continually
from his lips.</p>
<p>"Also, he told me that if he caught me making eyes at his woman he'd wring
my neck and give her a beating as well. What was I to do? I was afraid. He
was a brute. That first night, when I discovered the camp, Vesta and I had
great talk about the things of our vanished world. We talked of art, and
books, and poetry; and the Chauffeur listened and grinned and sneered. He
was bored and angered by our way of speech which he did not comprehend,
and finally he spoke up and said: 'And this is Vesta Van Warden, one-time
wife of Van Warden the Magnate—a high and stuck-up beauty, who is
now my squaw. Eh, Professor Smith, times is changed, times is changed.
Here, you, woman, take off my moccasins, and lively about it. I want
Professor Smith to see how well I have you trained.'</p>
<p>"I saw her clench her teeth, and the flame of revolt rise in her face. He
drew back his gnarled fist to strike, and I was afraid, and sick at heart.
I could do nothing to prevail against him. So I got up to go, and not be
witness to such indignity. But the Chauffeur laughed and threatened me
with a beating if I did not stay and behold. And I sat there, perforce, by
the campfire on the shore of Lake Temescal, and saw Vesta, Vesta Van
Warden, kneel and remove the moccasins of that grinning, hairy, apelike
human brute.</p>
<p>"—Oh, you do not understand, my grandsons. You have never known
anything else, and you do not understand.</p>
<p>"'Halter-broke and bridle-wise,' the Chauffeur gloated, while she
performed that dreadful, menial task. 'A trifle balky at times, Professor,
a trifle balky; but a clout alongside the jaw makes her as meek and gentle
as a lamb.'</p>
<p>"And another time he said: 'We've got to start all over and replenish the
earth and multiply. You're handicapped, Professor. You ain't got no wife,
and we're up against a regular Garden-of-Eden proposition. But I ain't
proud. I'll tell you what, Professor.' He pointed at their little infant,
barely a year old. 'There's your wife, though you'll have to wait till she
grows up. It's rich, ain't it? We're all equals here, and I'm the biggest
toad in the splash. But I ain't stuck up—not I. I do you the honor,
Professor Smith, the very great honor of betrothing to you my and Vesta
Van Warden's daughter. Ain't it cussed bad that Van Warden ain't here to
see?'"</p>
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