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<h2> CHAPTER X—ECCE PARIS, ECCE HOMO </h2>
<p>To sum it all up once more, the Paris gamin of to-day, like the graeculus
of Rome in days gone by, is the infant populace with the wrinkle of the
old world on his brow.</p>
<p>The gamin is a grace to the nation, and at the same time a disease; a
disease which must be cured, how? By light.</p>
<p>Light renders healthy.</p>
<p>Light kindles.</p>
<p>All generous social irradiations spring from science, letters, arts,
education. Make men, make men. Give them light that they may warm you.
Sooner or later the splendid question of universal education will present
itself with the irresistible authority of the absolute truth; and then,
those who govern under the superintendence of the French idea will have to
make this choice; the children of France or the gamins of Paris; flames in
the light or will-o'-the-wisps in the gloom.</p>
<p>The gamin expresses Paris, and Paris expresses the world.</p>
<p>For Paris is a total. Paris is the ceiling of the human race. The whole of
this prodigious city is a foreshortening of dead manners and living
manners. He who sees Paris thinks he sees the bottom of all history with
heaven and constellations in the intervals. Paris has a capital, the
Town-Hall, a Parthenon, Notre-Dame, a Mount Aventine, the Faubourg
Saint-Antoine, an Asinarium, the Sorbonne, a Pantheon, the Pantheon, a Via
Sacra, the Boulevard des Italiens, a temple of the winds, opinion; and it
replaces the Gemoniae by ridicule. Its majo is called "faraud," its
Transteverin is the man of the faubourgs, its hammal is the market-porter,
its lazzarone is the pegre, its cockney is the native of Ghent. Everything
that exists elsewhere exists at Paris. The fishwoman of Dumarsais can
retort on the herb-seller of Euripides, the discobols Vejanus lives again
in the Forioso, the tight-rope dancer. Therapontigonus Miles could walk
arm in arm with Vadeboncœur the grenadier, Damasippus the
second-hand dealer would be happy among bric-a-brac merchants, Vincennes
could grasp Socrates in its fist as just as Agora could imprison Diderot,
Grimod de la Reyni�re discovered larded roast beef, as Curtillus invented
roast hedgehog, we see the trapeze which figures in Plautus reappear under
the vault of the Arc of l'Etoile, the sword-eater of Poecilus encountered
by Apuleius is a sword-swallower on the Pont Neuf, the nephew of Rameau
and Curculio the parasite make a pair, Ergasilus could get himself
presented to Cambaceres by d'Aigrefeuille; the four dandies of Rome:
Alcesimarchus, Phoedromus, Diabolus, and Argyrippus, descend from
Courtille in Labatut's posting-chaise; Aulus Gellius would halt no longer
in front of Congrio than would Charles Nodier in front of Punchinello;
Marto is not a tigress, but Pardalisca was not a dragon; Pantolabus the
wag jeers in the Cafe Anglais at Nomentanus the fast liver, Hermogenus is
a tenor in the Champs-Elysees, and round him, Thracius the beggar, clad
like Bobeche, takes up a collection; the bore who stops you by the button
of your coat in the Tuileries makes you repeat after a lapse of two
thousand years Thesprion's apostrophe: Quis properantem me prehendit
pallio? The wine on Surene is a parody of the wine of Alba, the red border
of Desaugiers forms a balance to the great cutting of Balatro, Pere
Lachaise exhales beneath nocturnal rains same gleams as the Esquiliae, and
the grave of the poor bought for five years, is certainly the equivalent
of the slave's hived coffin.</p>
<p>Seek something that Paris has not. The vat of Trophonius contains nothing
that is not in Mesmer's tub; Ergaphilas lives again in Cagliostro; the
Brahmin Vasaphanta become incarnate in the Comte de Saint-Germain; the
cemetery of Saint-Medard works quite as good miracles as the Mosque of
Oumoumie at Damascus.</p>
<p>Paris has an AEsop-Mayeux, and a Canidia, Mademoiselle Lenormand. It is
terrified, like Delphos at the fulgurating realities of the vision; it
makes tables turn as Dodona did tripods. It places the grisette on the
throne, as Rome placed the courtesan there; and, taking it altogether, if
Louis XV. is worse than Claudian, Madame Dubarry is better than Messalina.
Paris combines in an unprecedented type, which has existed and which we
have elbowed, Grecian nudity, the Hebraic ulcer, and the Gascon pun. It
mingles Diogenes, Job, and Jack-pudding, dresses up a spectre in old
numbers of the Constitutional, and makes Chodruc Duclos.</p>
<p>Although Plutarch says: the tyrant never grows old, Rome, under Sylla as
under Domitian, resigned itself and willingly put water in its wine. The
Tiber was a Lethe, if the rather doctrinary eulogium made of it by Varus
Vibiscus is to be credited: Contra Gracchos Tiberim habemus, Bibere
Tiberim, id est seditionem oblivisci. Paris drinks a million litres of
water a day, but that does not prevent it from occasionally beating the
general alarm and ringing the tocsin.</p>
<p>With that exception, Paris is amiable. It accepts everything royally; it
is not too particular about its Venus; its Callipyge is Hottentot;
provided that it is made to laugh, it condones; ugliness cheers it,
deformity provokes it to laughter, vice diverts it; be eccentric and you
may be an eccentric; even hypocrisy, that supreme cynicism, does not
disgust it; it is so literary that it does not hold its nose before
Basile, and is no more scandalized by the prayer of Tartuffe than Horace
was repelled by the "hiccup" of Priapus. No trait of the universal face is
lacking in the profile of Paris. The bal Mabile is not the polymnia dance
of the Janiculum, but the dealer in ladies' wearing apparel there devours
the lorette with her eyes, exactly as the procuress Staphyla lay in wait
for the virgin Planesium. The Barriere du Combat is not the Coliseum, but
people are as ferocious there as though Caesar were looking on. The Syrian
hostess has more grace than Mother Saguet, but, if Virgil haunted the
Roman wine-shop, David d'Angers, Balzac and Charlet have sat at the tables
of Parisian taverns. Paris reigns. Geniuses flash forth there, the red
tails prosper there. Adonai passes on his chariot with its twelve wheels
of thunder and lightning; Silenus makes his entry there on his ass. For
Silenus read Ramponneau.</p>
<p>Paris is the synonym of Cosmos, Paris is Athens, Sybaris, Jerusalem,
Pantin. All civilizations are there in an abridged form, all barbarisms
also. Paris would greatly regret it if it had not a guillotine.</p>
<p>A little of the Place de Greve is a good thing. What would all that
eternal festival be without this seasoning? Our laws are wisely provided,
and thanks to them, this blade drips on this Shrove Tuesday.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER XI—TO SCOFF, TO REIGN </h2>
<p>There is no limit to Paris. No city has had that domination which
sometimes derides those whom it subjugates. To please you, O Athenians!
exclaimed Alexander. Paris makes more than the law, it makes the fashion;
Paris sets more than the fashion, it sets the routine. Paris may be
stupid, if it sees fit; it sometimes allows itself this luxury; then the
universe is stupid in company with it; then Paris awakes, rubs its eyes,
says: "How stupid I am!" and bursts out laughing in the face of the human
race. What a marvel is such a city! it is a strange thing that this
grandioseness and this burlesque should be amicable neighbors, that all
this majesty should not be thrown into disorder by all this parody, and
that the same mouth can to-day blow into the trump of the Judgment Day,
and to-morrow into the reed-flute! Paris has a sovereign joviality. Its
gayety is of the thunder and its farce holds a sceptre.</p>
<p>Its tempest sometimes proceeds from a grimace. Its explosions, its days,
its masterpieces, its prodigies, its epics, go forth to the bounds of the
universe, and so also do its cock-and-bull stories. Its laugh is the mouth
of a volcano which spatters the whole earth. Its jests are sparks. It
imposes its caricatures as well as its ideal on people; the highest
monuments of human civilization accept its ironies and lend their eternity
to its mischievous pranks. It is superb; it has a prodigious 14th of July,
which delivers the globe; it forces all nations to take the oath of
tennis; its night of the 4th of August dissolves in three hours a thousand
years of feudalism; it makes of its logic the muscle of unanimous will; it
multiplies itself under all sorts of forms of the sublime; it fills with
its light Washington, Kosciusko, Bolivar, Bozzaris, Riego, Bem, Manin,
Lopez, John Brown, Garibaldi; it is everywhere where the future is being
lighted up, at Boston in 1779, at the Isle de Leon in 1820, at Pesth in
1848, at Palermo in 1860, it whispers the mighty countersign: Liberty, in
the ear of the American abolitionists grouped about the boat at Harper's
Ferry, and in the ear of the patriots of Ancona assembled in the shadow,
to the Archi before the Gozzi inn on the seashore; it creates Canaris; it
creates Quiroga; it creates Pisacane; it irradiates the great on earth; it
was while proceeding whither its breath urge them, that Byron perished at
Missolonghi, and that Mazet died at Barcelona; it is the tribune under the
feet of Mirabeau, and a crater under the feet of Robespierre; its books,
its theatre, its art, its science, its literature, its philosophy, are the
manuals of the human race; it has Pascal, Regnier, Corneille, Descartes,
Jean-Jacques: Voltaire for all moments, Moliere for all centuries; it
makes its language to be talked by the universal mouth, and that language
becomes the word; it constructs in all minds the idea of progress, the
liberating dogmas which it forges are for the generations trusty friends,
and it is with the soul of its thinkers and its poets that all heroes of
all nations have been made since 1789; this does not prevent vagabondism,
and that enormous genius which is called Paris, while transfiguring the
world by its light, sketches in charcoal Bouginier's nose on the wall of
the temple of Theseus and writes Credeville the thief on the Pyramids.</p>
<p>Paris is always showing its teeth; when it is not scolding it is laughing.</p>
<p>Such is Paris. The smoke of its roofs forms the ideas of the universe. A
heap of mud and stone, if you will, but, above all, a moral being. It is
more than great, it is immense. Why? Because it is daring.</p>
<p>To dare; that is the price of progress.</p>
<p>All sublime conquests are, more or less, the prizes of daring. In order
that the Revolution should take place, it does not suffice that
Montesquieu should foresee it, that Diderot should preach it, that
Beaumarchais should announce it, that Condorcet should calculate it, that
Arouet should prepare it, that Rousseau should premeditate it; it is
necessary that Danton should dare it.</p>
<p>The cry: Audacity! is a Fiat lux. It is necessary, for the sake of the
forward march of the human race, that there should be proud lessons of
courage permanently on the heights. Daring deeds dazzle history and are
one of man's great sources of light. The dawn dares when it rises. To
attempt, to brave, to persist, to persevere, to be faithful to one's self,
to grasp fate bodily, to astound catastrophe by the small amount of fear
that it occasions us, now to affront unjust power, again to insult drunken
victory, to hold one's position, to stand one's ground; that is the
example which nations need, that is the light which electrifies them. The
same formidable lightning proceeds from the torch of Prometheus to
Cambronne's short pipe.</p>
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