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<h2> CHAPTER IX. </h2>
<p>IF Captain Wragge could have looked into Mrs. Lecount's room while he
stood on the Parade watching the light in her window, he would have seen
the housekeeper sitting absorbed in meditation over a worthless little
morsel of brown stuff which lay on her toilet-table.</p>
<p>However exasperating to herself the conclusion might be, Mrs. Lecount
could not fail to see that she had been thus far met and baffled
successfully at every point. What was she to do next? If she sent for Mr.
Pendril when he came to Aldborough (with only a few hours spared from his
business at her disposal), what definite course would there be for him to
follow? If she showed Noel Vanstone the original letter from which her
note had been copied, he would apply instantly to the writer for an
explanation: would expose the fabricated story by which Mrs. Lecount had
succeeded in imposing on Miss Garth; and would, in any event, still
declare, on the evidence of his own eyes, that the test by the marks on
the neck had utterly failed. Miss Vanstone, the elder, whose unexpected
presence at Aldborough might have done wonders—whose voice in the
hall at North Shingles, even if she had been admitted no further, might
have reached her sister's ears and led to instant results—Miss
Vanstone, the elder, was out of the country, and was not likely to return
for a month at least. Look as anxiously as Mrs. Lecount might along the
course which she had hitherto followed, she failed to see her way through
the accumulated obstacles which now barred her advance.</p>
<p>Other women in this position might have waited until circumstances
altered, and helped them. Mrs. Lecount boldly retraced her steps, and
determined to find her way to her end in a new direction. Resigning for
the present all further attempt to prove that the false Miss Bygrave was
the true Magdalen Vanstone, she resolved to narrow the range of her next
efforts; to leave the actual question of Magdalen's identity untouched;
and to rest satisfied with convincing her master of this simple fact—that
the young lady who was charming him at North Shingles, and the disguised
woman who had terrified him in Vauxhall Walk, were one and the same
person.</p>
<p>The means of effecting this new object were, to all appearance, far less
easy of attainment than the means of effecting the object which Mrs.
Lecount had just resigned. Here no help was to be expected from others, no
ostensibly benevolent motives could be put forward as a blind—no
appeal could be made to Mr. Pendril or to Miss Garth. Here the
housekeeper's only chance of success depended, in the first place, on her
being able to effect a stolen entrance into Mr. Bygrave's house, and, in
the second place, on her ability to discover whether that memorable alpaca
dress from which she had secretly cut the fragment of stuff happened to
form part of Miss Bygrave's wardrobe.</p>
<p>Taking the difficulties now before her in their order as they occurred,
Mrs. Lecount first resolved to devote the next few days to watching the
habits of the inmates of North Shingles, from early in the morning to late
at night, and to testing the capacity of the one servant in the house to
resist the temptation of a bribe. Assuming that results proved successful,
and that, either by money or by stratagem, she gained admission to North
Shingles (without the knowledge of Mr. Bygrave or his niece), she turned
next to the second difficulty of the two—the difficulty of obtaining
access to Miss Bygrave's wardrobe.</p>
<p>If the servant proved corruptible, all obstacles in this direction might
be considered as removed beforehand. But if the servant proved honest, the
new problem was no easy one to solve.</p>
<p>Long and careful consideration of the question led the housekeeper at last
to the bold resolution of obtaining an interview—if the servant
failed her—with Mrs. Bygrave herself. What was the true cause of
this lady's mysterious seclusion? Was she a person of the strictest and
the most inconvenient integrity? or a person who could not be depended on
to preserve a secret? or a person who was as artful as Mr. Bygrave
himself, and who was kept in reserve to forward the object of some new
deception which was yet to come? In the first two cases, Mrs. Lecount
could trust in her own powers of dissimulation, and in the results which
they might achieve. In the last case (if no other end was gained), it
might be of vital importance to her to discover an enemy hidden in the
dark. In any event, she determined to run the risk. Of the three chances
in her favor on which she had reckoned at the outset of the struggle—the
chance of entrapping Magdalen by word of mouth, the chance of entrapping
her by the help of her friends, and the chance of entrapping her by means
of Mrs. Bygrave—two had been tried, and two had failed. The third
remained to be tested yet; and the third might succeed.</p>
<p>So, the captain's enemy plotted against him in the privacy of her own
chamber, while the captain watched the light in her window from the beach
outside.</p>
<p>Before breakfast the next morning, Captain Wragge posted the forged letter
to Zurich with his own hand. He went back to North Shingles with his mind
not quite decided on the course to take with Mrs. Lecount during the
all-important interval of the next ten days.</p>
<p>Greatly to his surprise, his doubts on this point were abruptly decided by
Magdalen herself.</p>
<p>He found her waiting for him in the room where the breakfast was laid. She
was walking restlessly to and fro, with her head drooping on her bosom and
her hair hanging disordered over her shoulders. The moment she looked up
on his entrance, the captain felt the fear which Mrs. Wragge had felt
before him—the fear that her mind would be struck prostrate again,
as it had been struck once already, when Frank's letter reached her in
Vauxhall Walk.</p>
<p>"Is he coming again to-day?" she asked, pushing away from her the chair
which Captain Wragge offered, with such violence that she threw it on the
floor.</p>
<p>"Yes," said the captain, wisely answering her in the fewest words. "He is
coming at two o'clock."</p>
<p>"Take me away!" she exclaimed, tossing her hair back wildly from her face.
"Take me away before he comes. I can't get over the horror of marrying him
while I am in this hateful place; take me somewhere where I can forget it,
or I shall go mad! Give me two days' rest—two days out of sight of
that horrible sea—two days out of prison in this horrible house—two
days anywhere in the wide world away from Aldborough. I'll come back with
you! I'll go through with it to the end! Only give me two days' escape
from that man and everything belonging to him! Do you hear, you villain?"
she cried, seizing his arm and shaking it in a frenzy of passion; "I have
been tortured enough—I can bear it no longer!"</p>
<p>There was but one way of quieting her, and the captain instantly took it.</p>
<p>"If you will try to control yourself," he said, "you shall leave
Aldborough in an hour's time."</p>
<p>She dropped his arm, and leaned back heavily against the wall behind her.</p>
<p>"I'll try," she answered, struggling for breath, but looking at him less
wildly. "You shan't complain of me, if I can help it." She attempted
confusedly to take her handkerchief from her apron pocket, and failed to
find it. The captain took it out for her. Her eyes softened, and she drew
her breath more freely as she received the handkerchief from him. "You are
a kinder man than I thought you were," she said; "I am sorry I spoke so
passionately to you just now—I am very, very sorry." The tears stole
into her eyes, and she offered him her hand with the native grace and
gentleness of happier days. "Be friends with me again," she said,
pleadingly. "I'm only a girl, Captain Wragge—I'm only a girl!"</p>
<p>He took her hand in silence, patted it for a moment, and then opened the
door for her to go back to her own room again. There was genuine regret in
his face as he showed her that trifling attention. He was a vagabond and a
cheat; he had lived a mean, shuffling, degraded life, but he was human;
and she had found her way to the lost sympathies in him which not even the
self-profanation of a swindler's existence could wholly destroy. "Damn the
breakfast!" he said, when the servant came in for her orders. "Go to the
inn directly, and say I want a carriage and pair at the door in an hour's
time." He went out into the passage, still chafing under a sense of mental
disturbance which was new to him, and shouted to his wife more fiercely
than ever—"Pack up what we want for a week's absence, and be ready
in half an hour!" Having issued those directions, he returned to the
breakfast-room, and looked at the half-spread table with an impatient
wonder at his disinclination to do justice to his own meal. "She has
rubbed off the edge of my appetite," he said to himself, with a forced
laugh. "I'll try a cigar, and a turn in the fresh air."</p>
<p>If he had been twenty years younger, those remedies might have failed him.
But where is the man to be found whose internal policy succumbs to
revolution when that man is on the wrong side of fifty? Exercise and
change of place gave the captain back into the possession of himself. He
recovered the lost sense of the flavor of his cigar, and recalled his
wandering attention to the question of his approaching absence from
Aldborough. A few minutes' consideration satisfied his mind that
Magdalen's outbreak had forced him to take the course of all others which,
on a fair review of existing emergencies, it was now most desirable to
adopt.</p>
<p>Captain Wragge's inquiries on the evening when he and Magdalen had drunk
tea at Sea View had certainly informed him that the housekeeper's brother
possessed a modest competence; that his sister was his nearest living
relative; and that there were some unscrupulous cousins on the spot who
were anxious to usurp the place in his will which properly belonged to
Mrs. Lecount. Here were strong motives to take the housekeeper to Zurich
when the false report of her brother's relapse reached England. But if any
idea of Noel Vanstone's true position dawned on her in the meantime, who
could say whether she might not, at the eleventh hour, prefer asserting
her large pecuniary interest in her master, to defending her small
pecuniary interest at her brother's bedside? While that question remained
undecided, the plain necessity of checking the growth of Noel Vanstone's
intimacy with the family at North Shingles did not admit of a doubt; and
of all means of effecting that object, none could be less open to
suspicion than the temporary removal of the household from their residence
at Aldborough. Thoroughly satisfied with the soundness of this conclusion,
Captain Wragge made straight for Sea-view Cottage, to apologize and
explain before the carriage came and the departure took place.</p>
<p>Noel Vanstone was easily accessible to visitors; he was walking in the
garden before breakfast. His disappointment and vexation were freely
expressed when he heard the news which his friend had to communicate. The
captain's fluent tongue, however, soon impressed on him the necessity of
resignation to present circumstances. The bare hint that the "pious fraud"
might fail after all, if anything happened in the ten days' interval to
enlighten Mrs. Lecount, had an instant effect in making Noel Vanstone as
patient and as submissive as could be wished.</p>
<p>"I won't tell you where we are going, for two good reasons," said Captain
Wragge, when his preliminary explanations were completed. "In the first
place, I haven't made up my mind yet; and, in the second place, if you
don't know where our destination is, Mrs. Lecount can't worm it out of
you. I have not the least doubt she is watching us at this moment from
behind her window-curtain. When she asks what I wanted with you this
morning, tell her I came to say good-by for a few days, finding my niece
not so well again, and wishing to take her on a short visit to some
friends to try change of air. If you could produce an impression on Mrs.
Lecount's mind (without overdoing it), that you are a little disappointed
in me, and that you are rather inclined to doubt my heartiness in
cultivating your acquaintance, you will greatly help our present object.
You may depend on our return to North Shingles in four or five days at
furthest. If anything strikes me in the meanwhile, the post is always at
our service, and I won't fail to write to you."</p>
<p>"Won't Miss Bygrave write to me?" inquired Noel Vanstone, piteously. "Did
she know you were coming here? Did she send me no message?"</p>
<p>"Unpardonable on my part to have forgotten it!" cried the captain. "She
sent you her love."</p>
<p>Noel Vanstone closed his eyes in silent ecstasy.</p>
<p>When he opened them again Captain Wragge had passed through the garden
gate and was on his way back to North Shingles. As soon as his own door
had closed on him, Mrs. Lecount descended from the post of observation
which the captain had rightly suspected her of occupying, and addressed
the inquiry to her master which the captain had rightly foreseen would
follow his departure. The reply she received produced but one impression
on her mind. She at once set it down as a falsehood, and returned to her
own window to keep watch over North Shingles more vigilantly than ever.</p>
<p>To her utter astonishment, after a lapse of less than half an hour she saw
an empty carriage draw up at Mr. Bygrave's door. Luggage was brought out
and packed on the vehicle. Miss Bygrave appeared, and took her seat in it.
She was followed into the carriage by a lady of great size and stature,
whom the housekeeper conjectured to be Mrs. Bygrave. The servant came
next, and stood waiting on the path. The last person to appear was Mr.
Bygrave. He locked the house door, and took the key away with him to a
cottage near at hand, which was the residence of the landlord of North
Shingles. On his return, he nodded to the servant, who walked away by
herself toward the humbler quarter of the little town, and joined the
ladies in the carriage. The coachman mounted the box, and the vehicle
disappeared.</p>
<p>Mrs. Lecount laid down the opera-glass, through which she had been closely
investigating these proceedings, with a feeling of helpless perplexity
which she was almost ashamed to acknowledge to herself. The secret of Mr.
Bygrave's object in suddenly emptying his house at Aldborough of every
living creature in it was an impenetrable mystery to her.</p>
<p>Submitting herself to circumstances with a ready resignation which Captain
Wragge had not shown, on his side, in a similar situation, Mrs. Lecount
wasted neither time nor temper in unprofitable guess-work. She left the
mystery to thicken or to clear, as the future might decide, and looked
exclusively at the uses to which she might put the morning's event in her
own interests. Whatever might have become of the family at North Shingles,
the servant was left behind, and the servant was exactly the person whose
assistance might now be of vital importance to the housekeeper's projects.
Mrs. Lecount put on her bonnet, inspected the collection of loose silver
in her purse, and set forth on the spot to make the servant's
acquaintance.</p>
<p>She went first to the cottage at which Mr. Bygrave had left the key of
North Shingles, to discover the servant's present address from the
landlord. So far as this object was concerned, her errand proved
successful. The landlord knew that the girl had been allowed to go home
for a few days to her friends, and knew in what part of Aldborough her
friends lived. But here his sources of information suddenly dried up. He
knew nothing of the destination to which Mr. Bygrave and his family had
betaken themselves, and he was perfectly ignorant of the number of days
over which their absence might be expected to extend. All he could say
was, that he had not received a notice to quit from his tenant, and that
he had been requested to keep the key of the house in his possession until
Mr. Bygrave returned to claim it in his own person.</p>
<p>Baffled, but not discouraged, Mrs. Lecount turned her steps next toward
the back street of Aldborough, and astonished the servant's relatives by
conferring on them the honor of a morning call.</p>
<p>Easily imposed on at starting by Mrs. Lecount's pretense of calling to
engage her, under the impression that she had left Mr. Bygrave's service,
the servant did her best to answer the questions put to her. But she knew
as little as the landlord of her master's plans. All she could say about
them was, that she had not been dismissed, and that she was to await the
receipt of a note recalling her when necessary to her situation at North
Shingles. Not having expected to find her better informed on this part of
the subject, Mrs. Lecount smoothly shifted her ground, and led the woman
into talking generally of the advantages and defects of her situation in
Mr. Bygrave's family.</p>
<p>Profiting by the knowledge gained, in this indirect manner, of the little
secrets of the household, Mrs. Lecount made two discoveries. She found
out, in the first place, that the servant (having enough to do in
attending to the coarser part of the domestic work) was in no position to
disclose the secrets of Miss Bygrave's wardrobe, which were known only to
the young lady herself and to her aunt. In the second place, the
housekeeper ascertained that the true reason of Mrs. Bygrave's rigid
seclusion was to be found in the simple fact that she was little better
than an idiot, and that her husband was probably ashamed of allowing her
to be seen in public. These apparently trivial discoveries enlightened
Mrs. Lecount on a very important point which had been previously involved
in doubt. She was now satisfied that the likeliest way to obtaining a
private investigation of Magdalen's wardrobe lay through deluding the
imbecile lady, and not through bribing the ignorant servant.</p>
<p>Having reached that conclusion—pregnant with coming assaults on the
weakly-fortified discretion of poor Mrs. Wragge—the housekeeper
cautiously abstained from exhibiting herself any longer under an
inquisitive aspect. She changed the conversation to local topics, waited
until she was sure of leaving an excellent impression behind her, and then
took her leave.</p>
<p>Three days passed; and Mrs. Lecount and her master—each with their
widely-different ends in view—watched with equal anxiety for the
first signs of returning life in the direction of North Shingles. In that
interval, no letter either from the uncle or the niece arrived for Noel
Vanstone. His sincere feeling of irritation under this neglectful
treatment greatly assisted the effect of those feigned doubts on the
subject of his absent friends which the captain had recommended him to
express in the housekeeper's presence. He confessed his apprehensions of
having been mistaken, not in Mr. Bygrave only, but even in his niece as
well, with such a genuine air of annoyance that he actually contributed a
new element of confusion to the existing perplexities of Mrs. Lecount.</p>
<p>On the morning of the fourth day Noel Vanstone met the postman in the
garden; and, to his great relief, discovered among the letters delivered
to him a note from Mr. Bygrave.</p>
<p>The date of the note was "Woodbridge," and it contained a few lines only.
Mr. Bygrave mentioned that his niece was better, and that she sent her
love as before. He proposed returning to Aldborough on the next day, when
he would have some new considerations of a strictly private nature to
present to Mr. Noel Vanstone's mind. In the meantime he would beg Mr.
Vanstone not to call at North Shingles until he received a special
invitation to do so—which invitation should certainly be given on
the day when the family returned. The motive of this apparently strange
request should be explained to Mr. Vanstone's perfect satisfaction when he
was once more united to his friends. Until that period arrived, the
strictest caution was enjoined on him in all his communications with Mrs.
Lecount; and the instant destruction of Mr. Bygrave's letter, after due
perusal of it, was (if the classical phrase might be pardoned) a <i>sine
qua non</i>.</p>
<p>The fifth day came. Noel Vanstone (after submitting himself to the <i>sine
qua non</i>, and destroying the letter) waited anxiously for results;
while Mrs. Lecount, on her side, watched patiently for events. Toward
three o'clock in the afternoon th e carriage appeared again at the gate of
North Shingles. Mr. Bygrave got out and tripped away briskly to the
landlord's cottage for the key. He returned with the servant at his heels.
Miss Bygrave left the carriage; her giant relative followed her example;
the house door was opened; the trunks were taken off; the carriage
disappeared, and the Bygraves were at home again!</p>
<p>Four o'clock struck, five o'clock, six o'clock, and nothing happened. In
half an hour more, Mr. Bygrave—spruce, speckless, and respectable as
ever—appeared on the Parade, sauntering composedly in the direction
of Sea View.</p>
<p>Instead of at once entering the house, he passed it; stopped, as if struck
by a sudden recollection; and, retracing his steps, asked for Mr. Vanstone
at the door. Mr. Vanstone came out hospitably into the passage. Pitching
his voice to a tone which could be easily heard by any listening
individual through any open door in the bedroom regions, Mr. Bygrave
announced the object of his visit on the door-mat in the fewest possible
words. He had been staying with a distant relative. The distant relative
possessed two pictures—Gems by the Old Masters—which he was
willing to dispose of, and which he had intrusted for that purpose to Mr.
Bygrave's care. If Mr. Noel Vanstone, as an amateur in such matters,
wished to see the Gems, they would be visible in half an hour's time, when
Mr. Bygrave would have returned to North Shingles.</p>
<p>Having delivered himself of this incomprehensible announcement, the
arch-conspirator laid his significant forefinger along the side of his
short Roman nose, said, "Fine weather, isn't it? Good-afternoon!" and
sauntered out inscrutably to continue his walk on the Parade.</p>
<p>On the expiration of the half-hour Noel Vanstone presented himself at
North Shingles, with the ardor of a lover burning inextinguishably in his
bosom, through the superincumbent mental fog of a thoroughly bewildered
man. To his inexpressible happiness, he found Magdalen alone in the
parlor. Never yet had she looked so beautiful in his eyes. The rest and
relief of her four days' absence from Aldborough had not failed to produce
their results; she had more than recovered her composure. Vibrating
perpetually from one violent extreme to another, she had now passed from
the passionate despair of five days since to a feverish exaltation of
spirits which defied all remorse and confronted all consequences. Her eyes
sparkled; her cheeks were bright with color; she talked incessantly, with
a forlorn mockery of the girlish gayety of past days; she laughed with a
deplorable persistency in laughing; she imitated Mrs. Lecount's smooth
voice, and Mrs. Lecount's insinuating graces of manner with an overcharged
resemblance to the original, which was but the coarse reflection of the
delicately-accurate mimicry of former times. Noel Vanstone, who had never
yet seen her as he saw her now, was enchanted; his weak head whirled with
an intoxication of enjoyment; his wizen cheeks flushed as if they had
caught the infection from hers. The half-hour during which he was alone
with her passed like five minutes to him. When that time had elapsed, and
when she suddenly left him—to obey a previously-arranged summons to
her aunt's presence—miser as he was, he would have paid at that
moment five golden sovereigns out of his pocket for five golden minutes
more passed in her society.</p>
<p>The door had hardly closed on Magdalen before it opened again, and the
captain walked in. He entered on the explanations which his visitor
naturally expected from him with the unceremonious abruptness of a man
hard pressed for time, and determined to make the most of every moment at
his disposal.</p>
<p>"Since we last saw each other," he began, "I have been reckoning up the
chances for and against us as we stand at present. The result on my own
mind is this: If you are still at Aldborough when that letter from Zurich
reaches Mrs. Lecount, all the pains we have taken will have been pains
thrown away. If your housekeeper had fifty brothers all dying together,
she would throw the whole fifty over sooner than leave you alone at Sea
View while we are your neighbors at North Shingles."</p>
<p>Noel Vanstone's flushed cheek turned pale with dismay. His own knowledge
of Mrs. Lecount told him that this view of the case was the right one.</p>
<p>"If <i>we</i> go away again," proceeded the captain, "nothing will be
gained, for nothing would persuade your housekeeper, in that case, that we
have not left you the means of following us. <i>You</i> must leave
Aldborough this time; and, what is more, you must go without leaving a
single visible trace behind you for us to follow. If we accomplish this
object in the course of the next five days, Mrs. Lecount will take the
journey to Zurich. If we fail, she will be a fixture at Sea View, to a
dead certainty. Don't ask questions! I have got your instructions ready
for you, and I want your closest attention to them. Your marriage with my
niece depends on your not forgetting a word of what I am now going to tell
you.—One question first. Have you followed my advice? Have you told
Mrs. Lecount you are beginning to think yourself mistaken in me?"</p>
<p>"I did worse than that," replied Noel Vanstone penitently. "I committed an
outrage on my own feelings. I disgraced myself by saying that I doubted
Miss Bygrave!"</p>
<p>"Go on disgracing yourself, my dear sir! Doubt us both with all your
might, and I'll help you. One question more. Did I speak loud enough this
afternoon? Did Mrs. Lecount hear me?"</p>
<p>"Yes. Lecount opened her door; Lecount heard you. What made you give me
that message? I see no pictures here. Is this another pious fraud, Mr.
Bygrave?"</p>
<p>"Admirably guessed, Mr. Vanstone! You will see the object of my imaginary
picture-dealing in the very next words which I am now about to address to
you. When you get back to Sea View, this is what you are to say to Mrs.
Lecount. Tell her that my relative's works of Art are two worthless
pictures—copies from the Old Masters, which I have tried to sell you
as originals at an exorbitant price. Say you suspect me of being little
better than a plausible impostor, and pity my unfortunate niece for being
associated with such a rascal as I am. There is your text to speak from.
Say in many words what I have just said in a few. You can do that, can't
you?"</p>
<p>"Of course I can do it," said Noel Vanstone. "But I can tell you one thing—Lecount
won't believe me."</p>
<p>"Wait a little, Mr. Vanstone; I have not done with my instructions yet.
You understand what I have just told you? Very good. We may get on from
to-day to to-morrow. Go out to-morrow with Mrs. Lecount at your usual
time. I will meet you on the Parade, and bow to you. Instead of returning
my bow, look the other way. In plain English, cut me! That is easy enough
to do, isn't it?"</p>
<p>"She won't believe me, Mr. Bygrave—she won't believe me!"</p>
<p>"Wait a little again, Mr. Vanstone. There are more instructions to come.
You have got your directions for to-day, and you have got your directions
for to-morrow. Now for the day after. The day after is the seventh day
since we sent the letter to Zurich. On the seventh day decline to go out
walking as before, from dread of the annoyance of meeting me again.
Grumble about the smallness of the place; complain of your health; wish
you had never come to Aldborough, and never made acquaintances with the
Bygraves; and when you have well worried Mrs. Lecount with your
discontent, ask her on a sudden if she can't suggest a change for the
better. If you put that question to her naturally, do you think she can be
depended on to answer it?"</p>
<p>"She won't want to be questioned at all," replied Noel Vanstone,
irritably. "I have only got to say I am tired of Aldborough; and, if she
believes me—which she won't; I'm quite positive, Mr. Bygrave, she
won't!—she will have her suggestion ready before I can ask for it."</p>
<p>"Ay! ay!" said the captain eagerly. "There is some place, then, that Mrs.
Lecount wants to go to this autumn?"</p>
<p>"She wants to go there (hang her!) every autumn."</p>
<p>"To go where?"</p>
<p>"To Admiral Bartram's—you don't know him, do you?—at St.
Crux-in-the-Marsh."</p>
<p>"Don't lose your patience, Mr. Vanstone! What you are now telling me is of
the most vital importance to the object we ha ve in view. Who is Admiral
Bartram?"</p>
<p>"An old friend of my father's. My father laid him under obligations—my
father lent him money when they were both young men. I am like one of the
family at St. Crux; my room is always kept ready for me. Not that there's
any family at the admiral's except his nephew, George Bartram. George is
my cousin; I'm as intimate with George as my father was with the admiral;
and I've been sharper than my father, for I haven't lent my friend any
money. Lecount always makes a show of liking George—I believe to
annoy me. She likes the admiral, too; he flatters her vanity. He always
invites her to come with me to St. Crux. He lets her have one of the best
bedrooms, and treats her as if she was a lady. She is as proud as Lucifer—she
likes being treated like a lady—and she pesters me every autumn to
go to St. Crux. What's the matter? What are you taking out your pocketbook
for?"</p>
<p>"I want the admiral's address, Mr. Vanstone, for a purpose which I will
explain immediately."</p>
<p>With those words, Captain Wragge opened his pocketbook and wrote down the
address from Noel Vanstone's dictation, as follows: "Admiral Bartram, St.
Crux-in-the-Marsh, near Ossory, Essex."</p>
<p>"Good!" cried the captain, closing his pocketbook again. "The only
difficulty that stood in our way is now cleared out of it. Patience, Mr.
Vanstone—patience! Let us take up my instructions again at the point
where we dropped them. Give me five minutes' more attention, and you will
see your way to your marriage as plainly as I see it. On the day after
to-morrow you declare you are tired of Aldborough, and Mrs. Lecount
suggests St. Crux. You don't say yes or no on the spot; you take the next
day to consider it, and you make up your mind the last thing at night to
go to St. Crux the first thing in the morning. Are you in the habit of
superintending your own packing up, or do you usually shift all the
trouble of it on Mrs. Lecount's shoulders?"</p>
<p>"Lecount has all the trouble, of course; Lecount is paid for it! But I
don't really go, do I?"</p>
<p>"You go as fast as horses can take you to the railway without having held
any previous communication with this house, either personally or by
letter. You leave Mrs. Lecount behind to pack up your curiosities, to
settle with the tradespeople, and to follow you to St. Crux the next
morning. The next morning is the tenth morning. On the tenth morning she
receives the letter from Zurich; and if you only carry out my
instructions, Mr. Vanstone, as sure as you sit there, to Zurich she goes."</p>
<p>Noel Vanstone's color began to rise again, as the captain's stratagem
dawned on him at last in its true light.</p>
<p>"And what am I to do at St. Crux?" he inquired.</p>
<p>"Wait there till I call for you," replied the captain. "As soon as Mrs.
Lecount's back is turned, I will go to the church here and give the
necessary notice of the marriage. The same day or the next, I will travel
to the address written down in my pocketbook, pick you up at the
admiral's, and take you on to London with me to get the license. With that
document in our possession, we shall be on our way back to Aldborough
while Mrs. Lecount is on her way out to Zurich; and before she starts on
her return journey, you and my niece will be man and wife! There are your
future prospects for you. What do you think of them?"</p>
<p>"What a head you have got!" cried Noel Vanstone, in a sudden outburst of
enthusiasm. "You're the most extraordinary man I ever met with. One would
think you had done nothing all your life but take people in."</p>
<p>Captain Wragge received that unconscious tribute to his native genius with
the complacency of a man who felt that he thoroughly deserved it.</p>
<p>"I have told you already, my dear sir," he said, modestly, "that I never
do things by halves. Pardon me for reminding you that we have no time for
exchanging mutual civilities. Are you quite sure about your instructions?
I dare not write them down for fear of accidents. Try the system of
artificial memory; count your instructions off after me, on your thumb and
your four fingers. To-day you tell Mrs. Lecount I have tried to take you
in with my relative's works of Art. To-morrow you cut me on the Parade.
The day after you refuse to go out, you get tired of Aldborough, and you
allow Mrs. Lecount to make her suggestion. The next day you accept the
suggestion. And the next day to that you go to St. Crux. Once more, my
dear sir! Thumb—works of Art. Forefinger—cut me on the Parade.
Middle finger—tired of Aldborough. Third finger—take Lecount's
advice. Little finger—off to St. Crux. Nothing can be clearer—nothing
can be easier to do. Is there anything you don't understand? Anything that
I can explain over again before you go?"</p>
<p>"Only one thing," said Noel Vanstone. "Is it settled that I am not to come
here again before I go to St. Crux?"</p>
<p>"Most decidedly!" answered the captain. "The whole success of the
enterprise depends on your keeping away. Mrs. Lecount will try the
credibility of everything you say to her by one test—the test of
your communicating, or not, with this house. She will watch you night and
day! Don't call here, don't send messages, don't write letters; don't even
go out by yourself. Let her see you start for St. Crux on her suggestion,
with the absolute certainty in her own mind that you have followed her
advice without communicating it in any form whatever to me or to my niece.
Do that, and she <i>must</i> believe you, on the best of all evidence for
our interests, and the worst for hers—the evidence of her own
senses."</p>
<p>With those last words of caution, he shook the little man warmly by the
hand and sent him home on the spot.</p>
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