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<h2>CHAPTER X</h2>
<h3>LADY PLINLIMON</h3></div>
<p>The most curious thing in the whole of Jones’ extraordinary experiences
was the way in which things affecting Rochester affected him. The
coldness of the club members was an instance in point. He knew that
their coldness had nothing to do with him, yet he resented it
practically just as much as though it had.</p>
<p>Then again, the case of Voles. What had made him fight Voles with such
vigour? It did not matter to him in the least whether Voles gave
Rochester away or not, yet he had fought Voles with all the feeling of
the man who is attacked, not of the man who is defending another man
from attack.</p>
<p>The attitude of Spicer and the other scamp had roused his ire on account
of its want of respect for him, the supposed Earl of Rochester.
Rochester’s folly had inspired that want of respect, why should he,
Jones, bother about it? He did. It hit him just as much as though it
were levelled against himself. He had found, as yet to a limited degree,
but still he had found that anything that would hurt Rochester would
hurt him, that his sensibility was just as acute<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="pg_86" id="pg_86">86</SPAN></span> under his new guise,
and, wonder of wonders, his dignity as a Lord just as sensitive as his
dignity as a man.</p>
<p>If you had told Jones in Philadelphia that a day would come when he
would be angry if a servant did not address him as “my Lord,” he would
have thought you mad. Yet that day had come, or was coming, and that
change in him was not in the least the result of snobbishness, it was
the result of the knowledge of what was due to Rochester, Arthur
Coningsby Delamere, 21st Earl of, from whom he could not disentangle
himself whilst acting his part.</p>
<p>He was awakened by Mr. Church pulling up his window blinds.</p>
<p>He had been dreaming of the boarding-house in Philadelphia where he used
to live, of Miss Wybrow, the proprietress, and the other guests, Miss
Sparrow, Mr. Moese—born Moses—Mr. Hoffman, the part proprietor of
Sharpes’ Drug Store, Mrs. Bertine, and the rest.</p>
<p>He watched whilst Mr. Church passed to the door, received the morning
tea tray from the servant outside, and, placing it by the bed, withdrew.
This was the only menial service which Mr. Church ever seemed to
perform, with the exception of the stately carrying in of papers and
letters at breakfast time.</p>
<p>Jones drank his tea. Then he got up, went to the window, looked out at
the sunlit Green Park, and then rang his bell. He was not depressed nor
nervous this morning. He felt extraordinarily fit. The powerful good
spirits natural to him, a heritage better than a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="pg_87" id="pg_87">87</SPAN></span> fortune, were his
again. Life seemed wonderfully well worth living, and the game before
him the only game worth playing.</p>
<p>Then the Mechanism came into the room and began to act. James was the
name of this individual. Dumb and serious and active as an insect, this
man always filled Jones’ mind with wonderment; he seemed less a man than
a machine. But at least he was a perfect machine.</p>
<p>Fully dressed now, he was preparing to go down when a knock came to the
door and Mr. Church came in with a big envelope on a salver.</p>
<p>“This is what you requested me to fetch from Jermyn Street, my Lord.”</p>
<p>“Oh, you’ve been to Jermyn Street?”</p>
<p>“Yes, my Lord, directly I had served your tea at quarter to eight, I
took a taxi.”</p>
<p>“Good!” said Jones.</p>
<p>He took the envelope, and, Church and the Mechanism having withdrawn, he
sat down by the window to have a look at the contents.</p>
<p>The envelope contained letters.</p>
<p>Letters from a man to a woman. Letters from the Earl of Rochester to
Sapphira Plinlimon. The most odiously and awfully stupid collection of
love letters ever written by a fool to be read by a wigged counsel in a
divorce court.</p>
<p>They covered three months, and had been written two years ago.</p>
<p>They were passionate, idealistic in parts, drivelling. He called her his
“Ickle teeny weeny treasure.”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="pg_88" id="pg_88">88</SPAN></span> Baby language—Jones almost blushed as he
read.</p>
<p>“He sure was moulting,” said he, as he dropped letter after letter on
the floor. “And he paid eight thousand to hold these things back—well,
I don’t know, maybe I’d have done the same myself. I can’t fancy seeing
myself in the <i>Philadelphia Ledger</i> with this stuff tacked on to the end
of my name.”</p>
<p>He collected the incriminating documents, placed them in the envelope,
and came downstairs with it in his hand.</p>
<p>Breakfast was an almost exact replica of the meal of yesterday; the pile
of letters brought in by Church was rather smaller, however.</p>
<p>These letters were a new difficulty, they would all have to be answered,
the ones of yesterday, and the ones of to-day.</p>
<p>He would have to secure the services of a typist and a typewriter: that
could be arranged later on. He placed them aside and opened a newspaper.
He was accustomed enough now to his situation to be able to take an
interest in the news of the day. At any moment his environment might
split to admit of a new Voles or Spicer, or perhaps some more dangerous
spectre engendered from the dubious past of Rochester; but he scarcely
thought of this, he had gone beyond fear, he was up to the neck in the
business.</p>
<p>He glanced at the news of the day, reading as he ate. Then he pushed the
paper aside. The thought had just occurred to him that Rochester had
paid that eight thousand not to shield a woman’s name but to<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="pg_89" id="pg_89">89</SPAN></span> shield his
own. To prevent that gibberish being read out against him in court.</p>
<p>This thought dimmed what had seemed a brighter side of Rochester, that
obscure thing which Jones was condemned to unveil little by little and
bit by bit. He pushed his plate away, and at this moment Mr. Church
entered the breakfast room.</p>
<p>He came to the table and, speaking in half lowered voice said:</p>
<p>“Lady Plinlimon to see you, your Lordship.”</p>
<p>“Lady Plinlimon?”</p>
<p>“Yes, your Lordship. I have shown her into the smoking room.”</p>
<p>Jones had finished breakfast. He rose from the table, gathered the
letters together, and with them in his hand followed Church from the
breakfast room to the smoking room. A big woman in a big hat was seated
in the arm chair facing the door.</p>
<p>She was forty if an hour. She had a large unpleasant face. A dominating
face, fat featured, selfish, and made up by art.</p>
<p>“Oh, here you are,” said she as he entered and closed the door. “You see
I’m out early.”</p>
<p>Jones nodded, went to the cigarette box, took a cigarette and lit it.</p>
<p>The woman got up and did likewise. She blew the cigarette smoke through
her nostrils, and Jones, as he watched, knew that he detested her. Then
she sat down again. She seemed nervous.</p>
<p>“Is it true what I hear, that your sister has left you and gone to live
with your mother?”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="pg_90" id="pg_90">90</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Yes,” said Jones, remembering the bird woman of yesterday morning.</p>
<p>“Well, you’ll have some peace now, unless you let her back—but I
haven’t come to talk of her. It’s just this, I’m in a tight place.”</p>
<p>“Oh!”</p>
<p>“A very tight place. I’ve got to have some money—I’ve got to have it
to-day.”</p>
<p>“Oh!”</p>
<p>“Yes. I ought to have had it yesterday, but a deal I had on fell
through. You’ve got to help me, Arthur.”</p>
<p>“How much do you want?”</p>
<p>“Fifteen hundred. I’ll pay it back soon.”</p>
<p>“Fifteen hundred pounds?”</p>
<p>“Yes, of course.”</p>
<p>A great white light, cold and clear as the dawn of Truth, began to steal
across the mind of Jones. Why had this woman come to him this morning so
quickly after the defeat of Voles who held her letters? How had Voles
obtained those letters? This question had occurred to him before, and
this question seemed to his practical mind pregnant now with
possibilities.</p>
<p>“What do you want the money for?” asked he.</p>
<p>“Good heavens, what a question, what does a woman want money for? I want
it, that’s enough—What else will you ask?”</p>
<p>“What was the deal you expected money from yesterday?”</p>
<p>“A stock exchange business.”</p>
<p>“What sort of business?”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="pg_91" id="pg_91">91</SPAN></span></p>
<p>She crimsoned with anger.</p>
<p>“I haven’t come to talk of that. I came as a friend to ask you for help.
If you refuse, well, there that ends it.”</p>
<p>“Oh, no, it doesn’t,” said he. “I want to ask you a question.”</p>
<p>“Well, ask it.”</p>
<p>“It’s just a simple question.”</p>
<p>“Go on.”</p>
<p>“You expected to receive fifteen hundred pounds yesterday?”</p>
<p>“I did.”</p>
<p>“Did you expect to receive it from Mr. A. S. Voles?”</p>
<p>He saw at once that she was guilty. She half rose from her chair, then
she sat down again.</p>
<p>“What on earth do you mean?” she cried.</p>
<p>“You know quite well what I mean,” replied he, “you would have had
fifteen hundred of Voles’ takings on those letters. You heard last night
I had refused to part. He was only your agent. There’s no use in denying
it. He told me all.”</p>
<p>Her face had turned terrible, white as death, with the rouge showing on
the white.</p>
<p>“It is all untrue,” she stuttered. “It is all untrue.” She rose
staggering. He did not want to pursue the painful business, the pursuit
of a woman was not in his line. He went to the door and opened it for
her.</p>
<p>“It is all untrue. I’ll write to you about this—untrue.”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="pg_92" id="pg_92">92</SPAN></span></p>
<p>She uttered the words as she passed out. He reckoned she knew the way to
the hall door, and, shutting the door of the room, he turned to the fire
place.</p>
<p>He was not elated. He was shocked. It seemed to him that he had never
touched and handled wickedness before, and this was a woman in the
highest ranks of life!</p>
<p>She had trapped Rochester into making love to her, and used Voles to
extort eight thousand pounds from him on account of his letters.</p>
<p>She had hypnotized Rochester like a fowl. She was that sort. Held the
divorce court over him as a threat—could Humanity descend lower? He
went to “Who’s Who” and turned up the P’s till he found the man he
wanted.</p>
<p>Plinlimon: 3rd Baron, created 1831, Albert James, b. March 10th 1862. O.
S. of second Baron and Julia d. of J. H. Thompson, of Clifton, m.
Sapphira. d. of Marcus Mulhausen, educ. privately. Address The Roost,
Tite Street, Chelsea.</p>
<p>Thus spake, “Who’s Who.”</p>
<p>“I bet my bottom dollar that chap’s been in it as well as she,” said
Jones, referring to Plinlimon, Albert James. Then a flash of humour lit
the situation. Voles had returned eight thousand pounds; as an agent he
had received twenty five per cent., say, therefore, he stood to lose at
least six thousand. This pleased Jones more even than his victory. He
had a racial, radical, soul-rooted antipathy to Voles. Not an anger
against him, just an antipathy. “Now,” said he, as<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="pg_93" id="pg_93">93</SPAN></span> he placed “Who’s
Who” back on the bureau, “let’s get off and see Mortimer Collins.”</p>
<p>He left the house, and, calling a taxi cab, ordered the driver to take
him to Sergeant’s Inn. He had no plan of campaign as regards Collins. He
simply wanted to explore and find out about himself. Knowledge to him in
his extraordinary position was armour, and he wanted all the armour he
could get, fighting, as he was, not only the living present, but also
another man’s past—and another man’s character, or want of character.</p>
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