<h2><SPAN name="II" id="II"></SPAN>II</h2>
<h3>WHY PETER RABBIT CANNOT FOLD HIS HANDS</h3>
<p>Happy Jack Squirrel sat with his hands folded across his
white waistcoat. He is very fond of sitting with his hands
folded that way. A little way from him sat Peter Rabbit. Peter
was sitting up very straight, but his hands dropped right down
in front. Happy Jack noticed it.</p>
<p>"Why don't you fold your hands the way I do, Peter Rabbit?"
shouted Happy Jack.</p>
<p>"I—I—don't want to," stammered Peter.</p>
<p>"You mean you can't!" jeered Happy Jack.</p>
<p>Peter pretended not to hear, and a few minutes later he
hopped away towards the dear Old Briar-patch,
lipperty-lipperty-lip. Happy Jack watched him go, and there was
a puzzled look in Happy Jack's eyes.</p>
<p>"I really believe he can't fold his hands," said Happy Jack
to himself, but speaking aloud.</p>
<p>"He can't, and none of his family can," said a gruff
voice.</p>
<p>Happy Jack turned to find Old Mr. Toad sitting in the Lone
Little Path.</p>
<p>"Why not?" asked Happy Jack.</p>
<p>"Ask Grandfather Frog; he knows," replied Old Mr. Toad, and
started on about his business.</p>
<p>And this is how it happens that Grandfather Frog told this
story to the little meadow and forest people gathered around
him on the bank of the Smiling Pool.</p>
<p>"Chug-a-rum!" said Grandfather Frog. "Old Mr. Rabbit, the
grandfather a thousand times removed of Peter Rabbit, was
always getting into trouble. Yes, Sir, old Mr. Rabbit was
always getting into trouble. Seemed like he wouldn't be happy
if he couldn't get into trouble. It was all because he was so
dreadfully curious about other people's business, just as Peter
Rabbit is now. It seemed that he was just born to be curious
and so, of course, to get into trouble.</p>
<p>"One day word came to the Green Forest and to the Green
Meadows that Old Mother Nature was coming to see how all the
little meadow and forest people were getting along, to settle
all the little troubles and fusses between them, and to find
out who were and who were not obeying the orders she had given
them when she had visited them last. My, my, my, such a
hurrying and scurrying and worrying as there was! You see,
everybody wanted to look his best when Old Mother Nature
arrived, Yes, Sir, everybody wanted to look his best.</p>
<p>"There was the greatest changing of clothes you ever did
see. Old King Bear put on his blackest coat. Mr. Coon and Mr.
Mink and Mr. Otter sat up half the night brushing their suits
and making them look as fine and handsome as they could. Even
Old Mr. Toad put on a new suit under his old one, and planned
to pull the old one off and throw it away as soon as Old Mother
Nature should arrive. Then everybody began to fix up their
homes and make them as neat and nice as they knew
how—everybody but Mr. Rabbit.</p>
<p>"Now Mr. Rabbit was lazy. He didn't like to work any more
than Peter Rabbit does now. No, Sir, old Mr. Rabbit was afraid
of work. The very sight of work scared old Mr. Rabbit. You see,
he was so busy minding other people's business that he didn't
have time to attend to his own. So his brown and gray coat
always was rumpled and tumbled and dirty. His house was a
tumble-down affair in which no one but Mr. Rabbit would ever
have thought of living, and his garden—oh, dear me, such
a garden you never did see! It was all weeds and brambles. They
filled up the yard, and old Mr. Rabbit actually couldn't have
gotten into his own house if he hadn't cut a path through the
brambles.</p>
<p>"Now when old Mr. Rabbit heard that Old Mother Nature was
coming, his heart sank way, way down, for he knew just how
angry she would be when she saw his house, his garden and his
shabby suit.</p>
<p>"'Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What shall I do?' wailed Mr. Rabbit,
wringing his hands.</p>
<p>"'Get busy and clean up,' advised Mr. Woodchuck, hurrying
about his own work.</p>
<p>"Now Mr. Woodchuck was a worker and very, very neat. He
meant to have his home looking just as fine as he could make
it. He brought up some clean yellow sand from deep down in the
ground and sprinkled it smoothly over his doorstep.</p>
<p>"'I'll help you, if I get through my own work in time,'
shouted Mr. Woodchuck over his shoulder.</p>
<p>"That gave Mr. Rabbit an idea. He would ask all his
neighbors to help him, and perhaps then he could get his house
and garden in order by the time Old Mother Nature arrived. So
Mr. Rabbit called on Mr. Skunk and Mr. Coon and Mr. Mink and
Mr. Squirrel and Mr. Chipmunk, and all the rest of his
neighbors, telling them of his trouble and asking them to help.
Now, in spite of the trouble Mr. Rabbit was forever making for
other people by his dreadful curiosity and meddling with other
people's affairs, all his neighbors had a warm place in their
hearts for Mr. Rabbit, and they all promised that they would
help him as soon as they had their own work finished.</p>
<p>"Instead of hurrying home and getting to work himself, Mr.
Rabbit stopped a while after each call and sat with his arms
folded, watching the one he was calling on work. Mr. Rabbit was
very fond of sitting with folded arms. It was very comfortable.
But this was no time to be doing it, and Mr. Skunk told him
so.</p>
<p>"'If you want the rest of us to help you, you'd better get
things started yourself,' said old Mr. Skunk, carefully combing
out his big, plumy tail.</p>
<p>"'That's right, Mr. Skunk! That's right!' said Mr. Rabbit,
starting along briskly, just as if he was going to hurry right
home and begin work that very instant.</p>
<p>"But half an hour later, when Mr. Skunk happened to pass the
home of Mr. Chipmunk, there sat Mr. Rabbit with his arms
folded, watching Mr. Chipmunk hurrying about as only Mr.
Chipmunk can.</p>
<p>"Finally Mr. Rabbit had made the round of all his friends
and neighbors, and he once more reached his tumble-down house.
'Oh, dear,' sighed Mr. Rabbit, as he looked at the tangle of
brambles which almost hid the little old house, 'I never, never
can clear away all this! It will be a lot easier to work when
all my friends are here to help,' So he sighed once more and
folded his arms, instead of beginning work as he should have
done. And then, because the sun was bright and warm, and he was
very, very comfortable, old Mr. Rabbit began to nod, and
presently he was fast asleep.</p>
<p>"Now Old Mother Nature likes to take people by surprise, and
it happened that she chose this very day to make her promised
visit. She was greatly pleased with all she saw as she went
along, until she came to the home of Mr. Rabbit.</p>
<p>"'Mercy me!' exclaimed Old Mother Nature, throwing up her
hands as she saw the tumble-down house almost hidden by the
brambles and weeds. 'Can it be possible that any one really
lives here?'</p>
<p>Then, peering through the tangle of brambles, she spied old
Mr. Rabbit sitting on his broken-down doorstep with his arms
folded and fast asleep.</p>
<p>"At first she was very indignant, oh, very indignant,
indeed! She decided that Mr. Rabbit should be punished very
severely. But as she watched him sitting there, dreaming in the
warm sunshine, her anger began to melt away. The fact is, Old
Mother Nature was like all the rest of Mr. Rabbit's
neighbors—she just couldn't help loving happy-go-lucky
Mr. Rabbit in spite of all his faults. With a long stick she
reached in and tickled the end of his nose.</p>
<p>"Mr. Rabbit sneezed, and this made him wake up. He yawned
and blinked, and then his eyes suddenly flew wide open with
fright. He had discovered Old Mother Nature frowning at him.
She pointed a long forefinger at him and said:</p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span>'In every single blessed day<br/></span>
<span>There's time for work and time for
play.<br/></span> <span>Who folds his arms with work
undone<br/></span> <span>Doth cheat himself and spoil
his fun.'<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>"'Hereafter, Mr. Rabbit, you and your children and your
children's children will never again be able to sit with folded
arms until you or they have learned to work.'</p>
<p>"And that is why Peter Rabbit cannot fold his arms and still
lives in a tumble-down house among the brambles," concluded
Grandfather Frog.</p>
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