<h2><SPAN name="V" id="V"></SPAN>V</h2>
<h3>WHY JIMMY SKUNK NEVER HURRIES</h3>
<p>The Merry Little Breezes of Old Mother West Wind had just
been released from the big bag in which she carries them every
night to their home behind the Purple Hills and every morning
brings them back to the Green Meadows to romp and play all day.
They romped and raced and danced away, some one way, some
another, to see whom they could find to play with. Presently
some of them spied Jimmy Skunk slowly ambling down the Crooked
Little Path, stopping every few steps to pull over a loose
stone or stick. They knew what he was doing that for. They knew
that he was looking for fat beetles for his breakfast. They
danced over to him and formed a ring around him while they
sang:</p>
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<div class="stanza">
<span>"Who is it never, never hurries?<br/></span>
<span>Who is it never, never worries?<br/></span>
<span>Who is it does just what he pleases,<br/></span>
<span>Just like us Merry Little Breezes?<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Jimmy Skunk! Jimmy
Skunk!"<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>Now not so far away but that he could hear them very plainly
sat Peter Rabbit, just finishing his breakfast in a
sweet-clover patch. He sat up very straight, so as to hear
better. Of course some of the Merry Little Breezes saw him
right away. They left Jimmy to come over and dance in a circle
around Peter, for Peter is a great favorite with them. And as
they danced they sang:</p>
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<div class="stanza">
<span>"Who is it hops and skips and jumps?<br/></span>
<span>Who is it sometimes loudly thumps?<br/></span>
<span>Who is it dearly loves to play,<br/></span>
<span>But when there's danger runs away?<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Peter Rabbit! Peter
Rabbit!"<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>Peter grinned good-naturedly. He is quite used to being
laughed at for always running away, and he doesn't mind it in
the least.</p>
<p>"When danger's near, who runs away will live to run another
day," retorted Peter promptly. Then he began the maddest kind
of a frolic with the Merry Little Breezes until they and he
were quite tired out and ready for a good rest.</p>
<p>"I wish," said Peter, as he stretched himself out in the
middle of the patch of sweet clover, "that you would tell me
why it is that Jimmy Skunk never hurries."</p>
<p>"And we wish that you would tell us the same thing," cried
one of the Merry Little Breezes.</p>
<p>"But I can't," protested Peter. "Everybody else seems to
hurry, at times anyway, but Jimmy never does. He says it is a
waste of energy, whatever that means."</p>
<p>"I tell you what—let's go over to the Smiling Pool and
ask Grandfather Frog about it now. He'll be sure to know,"
spoke up one of the Merry Little Breezes.</p>
<p>"All right," replied Peter, hopping to his feet. "But you'll
have to ask him. I've asked him for so many stories that I
don't dare ask for another right away, for fear that he will
say that I am a nuisance."</p>
<p>So it was agreed that the Merry Little Breezes should ask
Grandfather Frog why it is that Jimmy Skunk never hurries, and
that Peter should keep out of sight until Grandfather Frog had
begun the story, for they were sure that there would be a
story. Away they all hurried to the Smiling Pool. The Merry
Little Breezes raced so hard that they were quite out of breath
when they burst through the bulrushes and surrounded
Grandfather Frog, as he sat on his big green lily-pad.</p>
<p>"Oh, Grandfather Frog, why is it that Jimmy Skunk never
hurries?" they panted.</p>
<p>"Chug-a-rum!" replied Grandfather Frog in his deepest,
gruffest voice. "Chug-a-rum! Probably because he has learned
better."</p>
<p>"Oh!" said one of the Merry Little Breezes, in a rather
faint, disappointed sort of voice. Just then he spied a fat,
foolish, green fly and blew it right over to Grandfather Frog,
who snapped it up in a flash. Right away all the Merry Little
Breezes began to hunt for foolish green flies and blow them
over to Grandfather Frog, until he didn't have room for another
one inside his white and yellow waistcoat. Indeed the legs of
the last one he tried to swallow stuck out of one corner of his
big mouth.</p>
<p>"Chug-a-rum!" said Grandfather Frog, trying very hard to get
those legs out of sight. "Chug-a-rum! I always like to do
something for those who do something for me, and I suppose now
that I ought to tell you why it is that Jimmy Skunk never
hurries. I would, if Peter Rabbit were here. If I tell you the
story, Peter will be sure to hear of it, and then he will give
me no peace until I tell it to him, and I don't like to tell
stories twice."</p>
<p>"But he is here!" cried one of the Little Breezes. "He's
right over behind that little clump of tall grass."</p>
<p>"Humph! I thought he wasn't very far away," grunted
Grandfather Frog, with a twinkle in his great, goggly eyes.</p>
<p>Peter crept out of his hiding-place, looking rather
shamefaced and very foolish. Then the Merry Little Breezes
settled themselves on the lily-pads in a big circle around
Grandfather Frog, and Peter sat down as close to the edge of
the bank of the Smiling Pool as he dared to get. After what
seemed to them a very long time, Grandfather Frog swallowed the
legs of the last foolish green fly, opened his big mouth, and
began:</p>
<p>"Of course you all know that long, long ago, when the world
was young, things were very different from what they are now,
very different indeed. The great-great-ever-so-great
grandfather of Jimmy Skunk was slimmer and trimmer than Jimmy
is. He was more like his cousins, Mr. Weasel and Mr. Mink. He
was just as quick moving as they were. Yes, Sir, Mr. Skunk was
very lively on his feet. He had to be to keep out of the way of
his big neighbors, for in those days he didn't have any means
of protecting himself, as Jimmy has now. He was dressed all in
black. You know it wasn't until Old Mother Nature found out
that he was taking advantage of that black suit to get into
mischief on dark nights that she gave him white stripes, so
that the darker the night, the harder it would be for him to
keep from being seen.</p>
<p>"Now Mr. Skunk was very smart and shrewd, oh, very! When the
hard times came, which made so many changes in the lives of the
people who lived in the Green Forest and on the Green Meadows,
Mr. Skunk was very quick to see that unless he could think of
some way to protect himself, it was only a matter of time when
he would furnish a dinner for one of his fierce big neighbors,
and of course Mr. Skunk had no desire to do that. It was then
that he asked Old Mother Nature to give him a bag of perfume so
strong that it would make everybody ill but himself. Mother
Nature thought it all over, and then she did, but she made him
promise that he would never use it unless he was in great
danger.</p>
<p>"Mr. Skunk had to try his new defence only once or twice
before his enemies took the greatest care to let him alone. He
found that he no longer had to run for a safe hiding-place when
he met Mr. Wolf or Mr. Lynx or Mr. Panther. They just snarled
at him and passed without offering to touch him. So Mr. Skunk
grew very independent and went where he pleased when he
pleased. And, because he no longer had to run from his enemies,
he got out of the habit of running. Then he made a discovery.
He watched those of his neighbors who were forever hurrying
about looking for food, hurrying because all the time there was
great fear upon them that an enemy might be near, hurrying
because each was fearful that his neighbor would get more than
he. It wasn't long before Mr. Skunk saw that in their hurry
they overlooked a great deal. In fact, by just following after
them slowly, he found all he wanted to eat.</p>
<p>"So Mr. Skunk began to grow fat. His neighbors, who were
having hard work to make a living, grew envious, and said
unkind things about him, and hinted that he must be stealing,
or he never could have so much to eat. But Mr. Skunk didn't
mind. He went right on about his business. He never worried,
because, you know, he feared nobody. And he never hurried,
because he found that it paid best to go slowly. In that way he
never missed any of the good things that his hurrying, worrying
neighbors did. So he grew fatter and fatter, while others grew
thinner. After a while he almost forgot how to run. Being fat
and never hurrying or worrying made him good-natured. He kept
right on minding his own affairs and never meddling in the
affairs of others, so that by and by his neighbors began to
respect him.</p>
<p>"Of course he taught his children to do as he did, and they
taught their children. And so, ever since that long-ago day,
when the world was young, that little bag of perfume has been
handed down in the Skunk family, and none of them has ever been
afraid. Now you know why Jimmy Skunk, whom you all know, is so
independent and never hurries."</p>
<p>"Thank you! Thank you, Grandfather Frog!" cried the Merry
Little Breezes. "When you want some more foolish green flies,
just let us know, and we'll get them for you."</p>
<p>"Chug-a-rum! What are you looking so wistful for, Peter
Rabbit?" demanded Grandfather Frog.</p>
<p>"I—I was just wishing that I had a—" began
Peter. Then suddenly he made a face. "No, I don't either!" he
declared. "I guess I'd better be getting home to the dear Old
Briar-patch now. Mrs. Peter probably thinks something has
happened to me." And away he went, lipperty-lipperty-lip.</p>
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