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<h2>CHAPTER V.</h2>
<p>STORYBOOK ENGLAND.</p>
<p>"Oh, is it raining?" was Katy's first question next morning,
when the<br/>
maid came to call her. The pretty room, with its gayly flowered
chintz,<br/>
and china, and its brass bedstead, did not look half so bright as
when<br/>
lit with gas the night before; and a dim gray light struggled in
at the<br/>
window, which in America would certainly have meant bad weather
coming<br/>
or already come.</p>
<p>"Oh no, h'indeed, ma'am, it's a very fine day,—not bright,
ma'am, but<br/>
very dry," was the answer.</p>
<p>Katy couldn't imagine what the maid meant, when she peeped
between the<br/>
curtains and saw a thick dull mist lying over everything, and
the<br/>
pavements opposite her window shining with wet. Afterwards, when
she<br/>
understood better the peculiarities of the English climate, she
too<br/>
learned to call days not absolutely rainy "fine," and to be
grateful for<br/>
them; but on that first morning her sensations were of
bewildered<br/>
surprise, almost vexation.</p>
<p>Mrs. Ashe and Amy were waiting in the coffee-room when she
went in<br/>
search of them.</p>
<p>"What shall we have for breakfast," asked Mrs. Ashe,—"our
first meal in<br/>
England? Katy, you order it."</p>
<p>"Let's have all the things we have read about in books and
don't have at<br/>
home," said Katy, eagerly. But when she came to look over the
bill of<br/>
fare there didn't seem to be many such things. Soles and muffins
she<br/>
finally decided upon, and, as an after-thought, gooseberry
jam.</p>
<p>"Muffins sound so very good in Dickens, you know," she
explained to Mrs.<br/>
Ashe; "and I never saw a sole."</p>
<p>The soles when they came proved to be nice little pan-fish,
not unlike<br/>
what in New England are called "scup." All the party took kindly
to<br/>
them; but the muffins were a great disappointment, tough and
tasteless,<br/>
with a flavor about them as of scorched flannel.</p>
<p>"How queer and disagreeable they are!" said Katy. "I feel as
if I were<br/>
eating rounds cut from an old ironing-blanket and buttered! Dear
me!<br/>
what did Dickens mean by making such a fuss about them, I wonder?
And I<br/>
don't care for gooseberry jam, either; it isn't half as good as
the jams<br/>
we have at home. Books are very deceptive."</p>
<p>"I am afraid they are. We must make up our minds to find a
great many<br/>
things not quite so nice as they sound when we read about them,"
replied<br/>
Mrs. Ashe.</p>
<p>Mabel was breakfasting with them, of course, and was heard to
remark at<br/>
this juncture that she didn't like muffins, either, and would a
great<br/>
deal rather have waffles; whereupon Amy reproved her, and
explained that<br/>
nobody in England knew what waffles were, they were such a
stupid<br/>
nation, and that Mabel must learn to eat whatever was given her
and not<br/>
find fault with it!</p>
<p>After this moral lesson it was found to be dangerously near
train-time;<br/>
and they all hurried to the railroad station, which, fortunately,
was<br/>
close by. There was rather a scramble and confusion for a few
moments;<br/>
for Katy, who had undertaken to buy the tickets, was puzzled by
the<br/>
unaccustomed coinage; and Mrs. Ashe, whose part was to see after
the<br/>
luggage, found herself perplexed and worried by the absence of
checks,<br/>
and by no means disposed to accept the porter's statement, that
if she'd<br/>
only bear in mind that the trunks were in the second van from
the<br/>
engine, and get out to see that they were safe once or twice
during the<br/>
journey, and call for them as soon as they reached London, she'd
have no<br/>
trouble,—"please remember the porter, ma'am!" However all was
happily<br/>
settled at last; and without any serious inconveniences they
found<br/>
themselves established in a first-class carriage, and presently
after<br/>
running smoothly at full speed across the rich English midlands
toward<br/>
London and the eastern coast.</p>
<p>The extreme greenness of the October landscape was what struck
them<br/>
first, and the wonderfully orderly and trim aspect of the
country, with<br/>
no ragged, stump-dotted fields or reaches of wild untended woods.
Late<br/>
in October as it was, the hedgerows and meadows were still
almost<br/>
summer-like in color, though the trees were leafless. The<br/>
delightful-looking old manor-houses and farm-houses, of which
they had<br/>
glimpses now and again, were a constant pleasure to Katy, with
their<br/>
mullioned windows, twisted chimney-stacks, porches of quaint
build, and<br/>
thick-growing ivy. She contrasted them with the uncompromising
ugliness<br/>
of farm-houses which she remembered at home, and wondered whether
it<br/>
could be that at the end of another thousand years or so, America
would<br/>
have picturesque buildings like these to show in addition to
her<br/>
picturesque scenery.</p>
<p>Suddenly into the midst of these reflections there glanced a
picture so<br/>
vivid that it almost took away her breath, as the train steamed
past a<br/>
pack of hounds in full cry, followed by a galloping throng of<br/>
scarlet-coated huntsmen. One horse and rider were in the air,
going over<br/>
a wall. Another was just rising to the leap. A string of others,
headed<br/>
by a lady, were tearing across a meadow bounded by a little
brook, and<br/>
beyond that streamed the hounds following the invisible fox. It
was like<br/>
one of Muybridge's instantaneous photographs of "The Horse in
Motion,"<br/>
for the moment that it lasted; and Katy put it away in her
memory,<br/>
distinct and brilliant, as she might a real picture.</p>
<p>Their destination in London was Batt's Hotel in Dover Street.
The old<br/>
gentleman on the "Spartacus," who had "crossed" so many times,
had<br/>
furnished Mrs. Ashe with a number of addresses of hotels and<br/>
lodging-houses, from among which Katy had chosen Batt's for the
reason<br/>
that it was mentioned in Miss Edgeworth's "Patronage." "It was
the<br/>
place," she explained, "where Godfrey Percy didn't stay when
Lord<br/>
Oldborough sent him the letter." It seemed an odd enough reason
for<br/>
going anywhere that a person in a novel didn't stay there. But
Mrs. Ashe<br/>
knew nothing of London, and had no preference of her own; so she
was<br/>
perfectly willing to give Katy hers, and Batt's was decided
upon.</p>
<p>"It is just like a dream or a story," said Katy, as they drove
away from<br/>
the London station in a four-wheeler. "It is really ourselves,
and this<br/>
is really London! Can you imagine it?"</p>
<p>She looked out. Nothing met her eyes but dingy weather, muddy
streets,<br/>
long rows of ordinary brick or stone houses. It might very well
have<br/>
been New York or Boston on a foggy day, yet to her eyes all
things had a<br/>
subtle difference which made them unlike similar objects at
home.</p>
<p>"Wimpole Street!" she cried suddenly, as she caught sight of
the name on<br/>
the corner; "that is the street where Maria Crawford in Mansfield
Park,<br/>
you know, 'opened one of the best houses' after she married
Mr.<br/>
Rushworth. Think of seeing Wimpole Street! What fun!" She looked
eagerly<br/>
out after the "best houses," but the whole street looked
uninteresting<br/>
and old-fashioned; the best house to be seen was not of a kind,
Katy<br/>
thought, to reconcile an ambitious young woman to a dull husband.
Katy<br/>
had to remind herself that Miss Austen wrote her novels nearly a
century<br/>
ago, that London was a "growing" place, and that things were
probably<br/>
much changed since that day.</p>
<p>More "fun" awaited them when they arrived at Batt's, and
exactly such a<br/>
landlady sailed forth to welcome them as they had often met with
in<br/>
books,—an old landlady, smiling and rubicund, with a towering
lace cap<br/>
on her head, a flowered silk gown, a gold chain, and a pair of
fat<br/>
mittened hands demurely crossed over a black brocade apron. She
alone<br/>
would have been worth crossing the ocean to see, they all
declared.<br/>
Their telegram had been received, and rooms were ready, with a
bright,<br/>
smoky fire of soft coals; the dinner-table was set, and a nice,
formal,<br/>
white-cravated old waiter, who seemed to have stepped out of the
same<br/>
book with the landlady, was waiting to serve it. Everything was
dingy<br/>
and old-fashioned, but very clean and comfortable; and Katy
concluded<br/>
that on the whole Godfrey Percy would have done wisely to go to
Batt's,<br/>
and could have fared no better at the other hotel where he did
stay.</p>
<p>The first of Katy's "London sights" came to her next morning
before she<br/>
was out of her bedroom. She heard a bell ring and a queer
squeaking<br/>
little voice utter a speech of which she could not make out a
single<br/>
word. Then came a laugh and a shout, as if several boys were
amused at<br/>
something or other; and altogether her curiosity was roused, so
that she<br/>
finished dressing as fast as she could, and ran to the
drawing-room<br/>
window which commanded a view of the street. Quite a little crowd
was<br/>
collected under the window, and in their midst was a queer box
raised<br/>
high on poles, with little red curtains tied back on either side
to form<br/>
a miniature stage, on which puppets were moving and vociferating.
Katy<br/>
knew in a moment that she was seeing her first Punch and
Judy!</p>
<p>The box and the crowd began to move away. Katy in despair ran
to<br/>
Wilkins, the old waiter who was setting the breakfast-table.</p>
<p>"Oh, please stop that man!" she said. "I want to see him."</p>
<p>"What man is it, Miss?" said Wilkins.</p>
<p>When he reached the window and realized what Katy meant, his
sense of<br/>
propriety seemed to receive a severe shock. He even ventured
on<br/>
remonstrance.</p>
<p>"H'I wouldn't, Miss, h'if h'I was you. Them Punches are a low
lot, Miss;<br/>
they h'ought to be put down, really they h'ought. Gentlefolks,
h'as a<br/>
general thing, pays no h'attention to them."</p>
<p>But Katy didn't care what "gentlefolks" did or did not do, and
insisted<br/>
upon having Punch called back. So Wilkins was forced to swallow
his<br/>
remonstrances and his dignity, and go in pursuit of the
objectionable<br/>
object. Amy came rushing out, with her hair flying and Mabel in
her<br/>
arms; and she and Katy had a real treat of Punch and Judy, with
all the<br/>
well-known scenes, and perhaps a few new ones thrown in for
their<br/>
especial behoof; for the showman seemed to be inspired by the
rapturous<br/>
enjoyment of his little audience of three at the first-floor
windows.<br/>
Punch beat Judy and stole the baby, and Judy banged Punch in
return, and<br/>
the constable came in and Punch outwitted him, and the hangman
and the<br/>
devil made their appearance duly; and it was all perfectly
satisfactory,<br/>
and "just exactly what she hoped it would be, and it quite made
up for<br/>
the muffins," Katy declared.</p>
<p>Then, when Punch had gone away, the question arose as to what
they<br/>
should choose, out of the many delightful things in London, for
their<br/>
first morning.</p>
<p>Like ninety-nine Americans out of a hundred, they decided on
Westminster<br/>
Abbey; and indeed there is nothing in England better worth
seeing, or<br/>
more impressive, in its dim, rich antiquity, to eyes fresh from
the<br/>
world which still calls itself "new." So to the Abbey they went,
and<br/>
lingered there till Mrs. Ashe declared herself to be absolutely
dropping<br/>
with fatigue.</p>
<p>"If you don't take me home and give me something to eat," she
said, "I<br/>
shall drop down on one of these pedestals and stay there and
be<br/>
exhibited forever after as an 'h'effigy' of somebody belonging
to<br/>
ancient English history."</p>
<p>So Katy tore herself away from Henry the Seventh and the
Poets' Corner,<br/>
and tore Amy away from a quaint little tomb shaped like a cradle,
with<br/>
the marble image of a baby in it, which had greatly taken her
fancy. She<br/>
could only be consoled by the promise that she should soon come
again<br/>
and stay as long as she liked. She reminded Katy of this promise
the<br/>
very next morning.</p>
<p>"Mamma has waked up with rather a bad headache, and she thinks
she<br/>
will lie still and not come to breakfast," she reported. "And
she<br/>
sends her love, and says will you please have a cab and go where
you<br/>
like; and if I won't be a trouble, she would be glad if you would
take<br/>
me with you. And I won't be a trouble, Miss Katy, and I know
where I<br/>
wish you would go."</p>
<p>"Where is that!"</p>
<p>"To see that cunning little baby again that we saw yesterday.
I want to<br/>
show her to Mabel,—she didn't go with us, you know, and I don't
like to<br/>
have her mind not improved; and, darling Miss Katy, mayn't I buy
some<br/>
flowers and put them on the Baby? She's so dusty and so old that
I don't<br/>
believe anybody has put any flowers for her for ever so
long."</p>
<p>Katy found this idea rather pretty, and willingly stopped at
Covent<br/>
Garden, where they bought a bunch of late roses for eighteen
pence,<br/>
which entirely satisfied Amy. With them in her hand, and Mabel in
her<br/>
arms, she led the way through the dim aisles of the Abbey,
through<br/>
grates and doors and up and down steps; the guide following, but
not at<br/>
all needed, for Amy seemed to have a perfectly clear recollection
of<br/>
every turn and winding. When the chapel was reached, she laid the
roses<br/>
on the tomb with gentle fingers, and a pitiful, reverent look in
her<br/>
gray eyes. Then she lifted Mabel up to kiss the odd little baby
effigy<br/>
above the marble quilt; whereupon the guide seemed altogether
surprised<br/>
out of his composure, and remarked to Katy,—</p>
<p>"Little Miss is an h'American, as is plain to see; no
h'English child<br/>
would be likely to think of doing such a thing."</p>
<p>"Do not English children take any interest in the tombs of the
Abbey?"<br/>
asked Katy.</p>
<p>"Oh yes, m'm,—h'interest; but they don't take no special
notice of one<br/>
tomb above h'another."</p>
<p>Katy could scarcely keep from laughing, especially as she
heard Amy, who<br/>
had been listening to the conversation, give an audible sniff,
and<br/>
inform Mabel that she was glad <i>she</i> was not an English
child, who<br/>
didn't notice things and liked grown-up graves as much as she did
dear<br/>
little cunning ones like this!</p>
<p>Later in the day, when Mrs. Ashe was better, they all drove
together to<br/>
the quaint old keep which has been the scene of so many
tragedies, and<br/>
is known as the Tower of London. Here they were shown various
rooms and<br/>
chapels and prisons; and among the rest the apartments where
Queen<br/>
Elizabeth, when a friendless young Princess, was shut up for many
months<br/>
by her sister, Queen Mary. Katy had read somewhere, and now told
Amy,<br/>
the pretty legend of the four little children who lived with
their<br/>
parents in the Tower, and used to play with the royal captive;
and how<br/>
one little boy brought her a key which he had picked up on the
ground,<br/>
and said, "Now you can go out when you will, lady;" and how the
Lords of<br/>
the Council, getting wind of it, sent for the children to
question them,<br/>
and frightened them and their friends almost to death, and
forbade them<br/>
to go near the Princess again.</p>
<p>A story about children always brings the past much nearer to a
child,<br/>
and Amy's imagination was so excited by this tale, that when they
got to<br/>
the darksome closet which is said to have been the prison of Sir
Walter<br/>
Raleigh, she marched out of it with a pale and wrathful face.</p>
<p>"If this is English history, I never mean to learn any more of
it, and<br/>
neither shall Mabel," she declared.</p>
<p>But it is not possible for Amy or any one else not to learn a
great deal<br/>
of history simply by going about London. So many places are
associated<br/>
with people or events, and seeing the places makes one care so
much more<br/>
for the people or the events, that one insensibly questions and
wonders.<br/>
Katy, who had "browsed" all through her childhood in a good<br/>
old-fashioned library, had her memory stuffed with all manner of
little<br/>
scraps of information and literary allusions, which now came into
use.<br/>
It was like owning the disjointed bits of a puzzle, and
suddenly<br/>
discovering that properly put together they make a pattern. Mrs.
Ashe,<br/>
who had never been much of a reader, considered her young friend
a<br/>
prodigy of intelligence; but Katy herself realized how inadequate
and<br/>
inexact her knowledge was, and how many bits were missing from
the<br/>
pattern of her puzzle. She wished with all her heart, as every
one<br/>
wishes under such circumstances, that she had studied harder and
more<br/>
wisely while the chance was in her power. On a journey you cannot
read<br/>
to advantage. Remember that, dear girls, who are looking forward
to<br/>
travelling some day, and be industrious in time.</p>
<p>October is not a favorable month in which to see England.
Water, water<br/>
is everywhere; you breathe it, you absorb it; it wets your
clothes and<br/>
it dampens your spirits. Mrs. Ashe's friends advised her not to
think of<br/>
Scotland at that time of the year. One by one their little
intended<br/>
excursions were given up. A single day and night in Oxford
and<br/>
Stratford-on-Avon; a short visit to the Isle of Wight, where, in
a<br/>
country-place which seemed provokingly pretty as far as they
could see<br/>
it for the rain, lived that friend of Mrs. Ashe who had married
an<br/>
Englishman and in so doing had, as Katy privately thought,
"renounced<br/>
the sun;" a peep at Stonehenge from under the shelter of an
umbrella,<br/>
and an hour or two in Salisbury Cathedral,—was all that they<br/>
accomplished, except a brief halt at Winchester, that Katy might
have<br/>
the privilege of seeing the grave of her beloved Miss Austen.
Katy had<br/>
come abroad with a terribly long list of graves to visit, Mrs.
Ashe<br/>
declared. They laid a few rain-washed flowers upon the tomb,
and<br/>
listened with edification to the verger, who inquired,—</p>
<p>"Whatever was it, ma'am, that lady did which brings so many
h'Americans<br/>
to h'ask about her? Our h'English people don't seem to take the
same<br/>
h'interest."</p>
<p>"She wrote such delightful stories," explained Katy; but the
old verger<br/>
shook his head.</p>
<p>"I think h'it must be some other party, Miss, you've confused
with this<br/>
here. It stands to reason, Miss, that we'd have heard of 'em
h'over 'ere<br/>
in England sooner than you would h'over there in h'America, if
the books<br/>
'ad been h'anything so h'extraordinary."</p>
<p>The night after their return to London they were dining for
the second<br/>
time with the cousins of whom Mrs. Ashe had spoken to Dr. Carr;
and as<br/>
it happened Katy sat next to a quaint elderly American, who had
lived<br/>
for twenty years in London and knew it much better than most
Londoners<br/>
do. This gentleman, Mr. Allen Beach, had a hobby for antiquities,
old<br/>
books especially, and passed half his time at the British Museum,
and<br/>
the other half in sales rooms and the old shops in Wardour
Street.</p>
<p>Katy was lamenting over the bad weather which stood in the way
of<br/>
their plans.</p>
<p>"It is so vexatious," she said. "Mrs. Ashe meant to go to York
and<br/>
Lincoln and all the cathedral towns and to Scotland; and we have
had to<br/>
give it all up because of the rains. We shall go away having seen
hardly<br/>
anything."</p>
<p>"You can see London."</p>
<p>"We have,—that is, we have seen the things that everybody
sees."</p>
<p>"But there are so many things that people in general do not
see. How<br/>
much longer are you to stay, Miss Carr?"</p>
<p>"A week, I believe."</p>
<p>"Why don't you make out a list of old buildings which are
connected with<br/>
famous people in history, and visit them in turn? I did that the
second<br/>
year after I came. I gave up three months to it, and it was
most<br/>
interesting. I unearthed all manner of curious stories and
traditions."</p>
<p>"Or," cried Katy, struck with a sudden bright thought, "why
mightn't<br/>
I put into the list some of the places I know about in
books,—novels<br/>
as well as history,—and the places where the people who wrote
the<br/>
books lived?"</p>
<p>"You might do that, and it wouldn't be a bad idea, either,"
said Mr.<br/>
Beach, pleased with her enthusiasm. "I will get a pencil after
dinner<br/>
and help you with your list if you will allow me."</p>
<p>Mr. Beach was better than his word. He not only suggested
places and<br/>
traced a plan of sight-seeing, but on two different mornings he
went<br/>
with them himself; and his intelligent knowledge of London added
very<br/>
much to the interest of the excursions. Under his guidance the
little<br/>
party of four—for Mabel was never left out; it was <i>such</i> a
chance for<br/>
her to improve her mind, Amy declared—visited the Charter-House,
where<br/>
Thackeray went to school, and the Home of the Poor Brothers
connected<br/>
with it, in which Colonel Newcome answered "Adsum" to the
roll-call of<br/>
the angels. They took a look at the small house in Curzon Street,
which<br/>
is supposed to have been in Thackeray's mind when he described
the<br/>
residence of Becky Sharpe; and the other house in Russell Square
which<br/>
is unmistakably that where George Osborne courted Amelia Sedley.
They<br/>
went to service in the delightful old church of St. Mary in the
Temple,<br/>
and thought of Ivanhoe and Brian de Bois-Guilbert and Rebecca
the<br/>
Jewess. From there Mr. Beach took them to Lamb's Court, where
Pendennis<br/>
and George Warrington dwelt in chambers together; and to Brick
Court,<br/>
where Oliver Goldsmith passed so much of his life, and the little
rooms<br/>
in which Charles and Mary Lamb spent so many sadly happy years.
On<br/>
another day they drove to Whitefriars, for the sake of Lord
Glenvarloch<br/>
and the old privilege of Sanctuary in the "Fortunes of Nigel;"
and took<br/>
a peep at Bethnal Green, where the Blind Beggar and his "Pretty
Bessee"<br/>
lived, and at the old Prison of the Marshalsea, made interesting
by its<br/>
associations with "Little Dorrit." They also went to see Milton's
house<br/>
and St. Giles Church, in which he is buried; and stood a long
time<br/>
before St. James Palace, trying to make out which could have been
Miss<br/>
Burney's windows when she was dresser to Queen Charlotte of
bitter<br/>
memory. And they saw Paternoster Row and No. 5 Cheyne Walk,
sacred<br/>
forevermore to the memory of Thomas Carlyle, and Whitehall, where
Queen<br/>
Elizabeth lay in state and King Charles was beheaded, and the
state<br/>
rooms of Holland House; and by great good luck had a glimpse of
George<br/>
Eliot getting out of a cab. She stood for a moment while she gave
her<br/>
fare to the cabman, and Katy looked as one who might not look
again, and<br/>
carried away a distinct picture of the unbeautiful,
interesting,<br/>
remarkable face.</p>
<p>With all this to see and to do, the last week sped all too
swiftly, and<br/>
the last day came before they were at all ready to leave what
Katy<br/>
called "Story-book England." Mrs. Ashe had decided to cross by
Newhaven<br/>
and Dieppe, because some one had told her of the beautiful old
town of<br/>
Rouen, and it seemed easy and convenient to take it on the way to
Paris.<br/>
Just landed from the long voyage across the Atlantic, the little
passage<br/>
of the Channel seemed nothing to our travellers, and they made
ready for<br/>
their night on the Dieppe steamer with the philosophy which is
born of<br/>
ignorance. They were speedily undeceived!</p>
<p>The English Channel has a character of its own, which
distinguishes it<br/>
from other seas and straits. It seems made fractious and
difficult by<br/>
Nature, and set as on purpose to be barrier between two nations
who are<br/>
too unlike to easily understand each other, and are the safer
neighbors<br/>
for this wholesome difficulty of communication between them. The
"chop"<br/>
was worse than usual on the night when our travellers crossed;
the<br/>
steamer had to fight her way inch by inch. And oh, such a
little<br/>
steamer! and oh, such a long night!</p>
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