<h2><SPAN name="chap07"></SPAN>CHAPTER VII.<br/> A FISHY EPISODE</h2>
<p>Rilla Blythe walked proudly, and perhaps a little primly, through the main
“street” of the Glen and up the manse hill, carefully carrying a
small basketful of early strawberries, which Susan had coaxed into lusciousness
in one of the sunny nooks of Ingleside. Susan had charged Rilla to give the
basket to nobody except Aunt Martha or Mr. Meredith, and Rilla, very proud of
being entrusted with such an errand, was resolved to carry out her instructions
to the letter.</p>
<p>Susan had dressed her daintily in a white, starched, and embroidered dress,
with sash of blue and beaded slippers. Her long ruddy curls were sleek and
round, and Susan had let her put on her best hat, out of compliment to the
manse. It was a somewhat elaborate affair, wherein Susan’s taste had had
more to say than Anne’s, and Rilla’s small soul gloried in its
splendours of silk and lace and flowers. She was very conscious of her hat, and
I am afraid she strutted up the manse hill. The strut, or the hat, or both, got
on the nerves of Mary Vance, who was swinging on the lawn gate. Mary’s
temper was somewhat ruffled just then, into the bargain. Aunt Martha had
refused to let her peel the potatoes and had ordered her out of the kitchen.</p>
<p>“Yah! You’ll bring the potatoes to the table with strips of skin
hanging to them and half boiled as usual! My, but it’ll be nice to go to
your funeral,” shrieked Mary. She went out of the kitchen, giving the
door such a bang that even Aunt Martha heard it, and Mr. Meredith in his study
felt the vibration and thought absently that there must have been a slight
earthquake shock. Then he went on with his sermon.</p>
<p>Mary slipped from the gate and confronted the spick-and-span damsel of
Ingleside.</p>
<p>“What you got there?” she demanded, trying to take the basket.</p>
<p>Rilla resisted. “It’th for Mithter Meredith,” she lisped.</p>
<p>“Give it to me. <i>I’ll</i> give it to him,” said Mary.</p>
<p>“No. Thuthan thaid that I wathn’t to give it to anybody but Mithter
Mer’dith or Aunt Martha,” insisted Rilla.</p>
<p>Mary eyed her sourly.</p>
<p>“You think you’re something, don’t you, all dressed up like a
doll! Look at me. My dress is all rags and <i>I</i> don’t care! I’d
rather be ragged than a doll baby. Go home and tell them to put you in a glass
case. Look at me—look at me—look at me!”</p>
<p>Mary executed a wild dance around the dismayed and bewildered Rilla, flirting
her ragged skirt and vociferating “Look at me—look at me”
until poor Rilla was dizzy. But as the latter tried to edge away towards the
gate Mary pounced on her again.</p>
<p>“You give me that basket,” she ordered with a grimace. Mary was
past mistress in the art of “making faces.” She could give her
countenance a most grotesque and unearthly appearance out of which her strange,
brilliant, white eyes gleamed with weird effect.</p>
<p>“I won’t,” gasped Rilla, frightened but staunch. “You
let me go, Mary Vanth.”</p>
<p>Mary let go for a minute and looked around her. Just inside the gate was a
small “flake,” on which a half a dozen large codfish were drying.
One of Mr. Meredith’s parishioners had presented him with them one day,
perhaps in lieu of the subscription he was supposed to pay to the stipend and
never did. Mr. Meredith had thanked him and then forgotten all about the fish,
which would have promptly spoiled had not the indefatigable Mary prepared them
for drying and rigged up the “flake” herself on which to dry them.</p>
<p>Mary had a diabolical inspiration. She flew to the “flake” and
seized the largest fish there—a huge, flat thing, nearly as big as
herself. With a whoop she swooped down on the terrified Rilla, brandishing her
weird missile. Rilla’s courage gave way. To be lambasted with a dried
codfish was such an unheard-of thing that Rilla could not face it. With a
shriek she dropped her basket and fled. The beautiful berries, which Susan had
so tenderly selected for the minister, rolled in a rosy torrent over the dusty
road and were trodden on by the flying feet of pursuer and pursued. The basket
and contents were no longer in Mary’s mind. She thought only of the
delight of giving Rilla Blythe the scare of her life. She would teach <i>her</i> to
come giving herself airs because of her fine clothes.</p>
<p>Rilla flew down the hill and along the street. Terror lent wings to her feet,
and she just managed to keep ahead of Mary, who was somewhat hampered by her
own laughter, but who had breath enough to give occasional blood-curdling
whoops as she ran, flourishing her codfish in the air. Through the Glen street
they swept, while everybody ran to the windows and gates to see them. Mary felt
she was making a tremendous sensation and enjoyed it. Rilla, blind with terror
and spent of breath, felt that she could run no longer. In another instant that
terrible girl would be on her with the codfish. At this point the poor mite
stumbled and fell into the mud-puddle at the end of the street just as Miss
Cornelia came out of Carter Flagg’s store.</p>
<p>Miss Cornelia took the whole situation in at a glance. So did Mary. The latter
stopped short in her mad career and before Miss Cornelia could speak she had
whirled around and was running up as fast as she had run down. Miss
Cornelia’s lips tightened ominously, but she knew it was no use to think
of chasing her. So she picked up poor, sobbing, dishevelled Rilla instead and
took her home. Rilla was heart-broken. Her dress and slippers and hat were
ruined and her six year old pride had received terrible bruises.</p>
<p>Susan, white with indignation, heard Miss Cornelia’s story of Mary
Vance’s exploit.</p>
<p>“Oh, the hussy—oh, the littly hussy!” she said, as she
carried Rilla away for purification and comfort.</p>
<p>“This thing has gone far enough, Anne dearie,” said Miss Cornelia
resolutely. “Something must be done. <i>Who</i> is this creature who is staying
at the manse and where does she come from?”</p>
<p>“I understood she was a little girl from over-harbour who was visiting at
the manse,” answered Anne, who saw the comical side of the codfish chase
and secretly thought Rilla was rather vain and needed a lesson or two.</p>
<p>“I know all the over-harbour families who come to our church and that imp
doesn’t belong to any of them,” retorted Miss Cornelia. “She
is almost in rags and when she goes to church she wears Faith Meredith’s
old clothes. There’s some mystery here, and I’m going to
investigate it, since it seems nobody else will. I believe she was at the
bottom of their goings-on in Warren Mead’s spruce bush the other day. Did
you hear of their frightening his mother into a fit?”</p>
<p>“No. I knew Gilbert had been called to see her, but I did not hear what
the trouble was.”</p>
<p>“Well, you know she has a weak heart. And one day last week, when she was
all alone on the veranda, she heard the most awful shrieks of
‘murder’ and ‘help’ coming from the
bush—positively frightful sounds, Anne dearie. Her heart gave out at
once. Warren heard them himself at the barn, and went straight to the bush to
investigate, and there he found all the manse children sitting on a fallen tree
and screaming ‘murder’ at the top of their lungs. They told him
they were only in fun and didn’t think anyone would hear them. They were
just playing Indian ambush. Warren went back to the house and found his poor
mother unconscious on the veranda.”</p>
<p>Susan, who had returned, sniffed contemptuously.</p>
<p>“I think she was very far from being unconscious, Mrs. Marshall Elliott,
and that you may tie to. I have been hearing of Amelia Warren’s weak
heart for forty years. She had it when she was twenty. She enjoys making a fuss
and having the doctor, and any excuse will do.”</p>
<p>“I don’t think Gilbert thought her attack very serious,” said
Anne.</p>
<p>“Oh, that may very well be,” said Miss Cornelia. “But the
matter has made an awful lot of talk and the Meads being Methodists makes it
that much worse. What is going to become of those children? Sometimes I
can’t sleep at nights for thinking about them, Anne dearie. I really do
question if they get enough to eat, even, for their father is so lost in dreams
that he doesn’t often remember he has a stomach, and that lazy old woman
doesn’t bother cooking what she ought. They are just running wild and now
that school is closing they’ll be worse than ever.”</p>
<p>“They do have jolly times,” said Anne, laughing over the
recollections of some Rainbow Valley happenings that had come to her ears.
“And they are all brave and frank and loyal and truthful.”</p>
<p>“That’s a true word, Anne dearie, and when you come to think of all
the trouble in the church those two tattling, deceitful youngsters of the last
minister’s made, I’m inclined to overlook a good deal in the
Merediths.”</p>
<p>“When all is said and done, Mrs. Dr. dear, they are very nice
children,” said Susan. “They have got plenty of original sin in
them and that I will admit, but maybe it is just as well, for if they had not
they might spoil from over-sweetness. Only I do think it is not proper for them
to play in a graveyard and that I will maintain.”</p>
<p>“But they really play quite quietly there,” excused Anne.
“They don’t run and yell as they do elsewhere. Such howls as drift
up here from Rainbow Valley sometimes! Though I fancy my own small fry bear a
valiant part in them. They had a sham battle there last night and had to
‘roar’ themselves, because they had no artillery to do it, so Jem
says. Jem is passing through the stage where all boys hanker to be
soldiers.”</p>
<p>“Well, thank goodness, he’ll never be a soldier,” said Miss
Cornelia. “I never approved of our boys going to that South African
fracas. But it’s over, and not likely anything of the kind will ever
happen again. I think the world is getting more sensible. As for the Merediths,
I’ve said many a time and I say it again, if Mr. Meredith had a wife all
would be well.”</p>
<p>“He called twice at the Kirks’ last week, so I am told,” said
Susan.</p>
<p>“Well,” said Miss Cornelia thoughtfully, “as a rule, I
don’t approve of a minister marrying in his congregation. It generally
spoils him. But in this case it would do no harm, for every one likes Elizabeth
Kirk and nobody else is hankering for the job of stepmothering those
youngsters. Even the Hill girls balk at that. They haven’t been found
laying traps for Mr. Meredith. Elizabeth would make him a good wife if he only
thought so. But the trouble is, she really is homely and, Anne dearie, Mr.
Meredith, abstracted as he is, has an eye for a good-looking woman, man-like.
He isn’t <i>so</i> other-worldly when it comes to that, believe <i>me</i>.”</p>
<p>“Elizabeth Kirk is a very nice person, but they do say that people have
nearly frozen to death in her mother’s spare-room bed before now, Mrs.
Dr. dear,” said Susan darkly. “If I felt I had any right to express
an opinion concerning such a solemn matter as a minister’s marriage I
would say that I think Elizabeth’s cousin Sarah, over-harbour, would make
Mr. Meredith a better wife.”</p>
<p>“Why, Sarah Kirk is a Methodist,” said Miss Cornelia, much as if
Susan had suggested a Hottentot as a manse bride.</p>
<p>“She would likely turn Presbyterian if she married Mr. Meredith,”
retorted Susan.</p>
<p>Miss Cornelia shook her head. Evidently with her it was, once a Methodist,
always a Methodist.</p>
<p>“Sarah Kirk is entirely out of the question,” she said positively.
“And so is Emmeline Drew—though the Drews are all trying to make
the match. They are literally throwing poor Emmeline at his head, and he
hasn’t the least idea of it.”</p>
<p>“Emmeline Drew has no gumption, I must allow,” said Susan.
“She is the kind of woman, Mrs. Dr. dear, who would put a hot-water
bottle in your bed on a dog-night and then have her feelings hurt because you
were not grateful. And her mother was a very poor housekeeper. Did you ever
hear the story of her dishcloth? She lost her dishcloth one day. But the next
day she found it. Oh, yes, Mrs. Dr. dear, she found it, in the goose at the
dinner-table, mixed up with the stuffing. Do you think a woman like that would
do for a minister’s mother-in-law? I do not. But no doubt I would be
better employed in mending little Jem’s trousers than in talking gossip
about my neighbours. He tore them something scandalous last night in Rainbow
Valley.”</p>
<p>“Where is Walter?” asked Anne.</p>
<p>“He is up to no good, I fear, Mrs. Dr. dear. He is in the attic writing
something in an exercise book. And he has not done as well in arithmetic this
term as he should, so the teacher tells me. Too well I know the reason why. He
has been writing silly rhymes when he should have been doing his sums. I am
afraid that boy is going to be a poet, Mrs. Dr. dear.”</p>
<p>“He is a poet now, Susan.”</p>
<p>“Well, you take it real calm, Mrs. Dr. dear. I suppose it is the best
way, when a person has the strength. I had an uncle who began by being a poet
and ended up by being a tramp. Our family were dreadfully ashamed of
him.”</p>
<p>“You don’t seem to think very highly of poets, Susan,” said
Anne, laughing.</p>
<p>“Who does, Mrs. Dr. dear?” asked Susan in genuine astonishment.</p>
<p>“What about Milton and Shakespeare? And the poets of the Bible?”</p>
<p>“They tell me Milton could not get along with his wife, and Shakespeare
was no more than respectable by times. As for the Bible, of course things were
different in those sacred days—although I never had a high opinion of
King David, say what you will. I never knew any good to come of writing poetry,
and I hope and pray that blessed boy will outgrow the tendency. If he does
not—we must see what emulsion of cod-liver oil will do.”</p>
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