<h2><SPAN name="chap23"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXIII.<br/> THE GOOD-CONDUCT CLUB</h2>
<p>A light rain had been falling all day—a little, delicate, beautiful
spring rain, that somehow seemed to hint and whisper of mayflowers and wakening
violets. The harbour and the gulf and the low-lying shore fields had been dim
with pearl-gray mists. But now in the evening the rain had ceased and the mists
had blown out to sea. Clouds sprinkled the sky over the harbour like little
fiery roses. Beyond it the hills were dark against a spendthrift splendour of
daffodil and crimson. A great silvery evening star was watching over the bar. A
brisk, dancing, new-sprung wind was blowing up from Rainbow Valley, resinous
with the odours of fir and damp mosses. It crooned in the old spruces around
the graveyard and ruffled Faith’s splendid curls as she sat on Hezekiah
Pollock’s tombstone with her arms round Mary Vance and Una. Carl and
Jerry were sitting opposite them on another tombstone and all were rather full
of mischief after being cooped up all day.</p>
<p>“The air just <i>shines</i> to-night, doesn’t it? It’s been washed
so clean, you see,” said Faith happily.</p>
<p>Mary Vance eyed her gloomily. Knowing what she knew, or fancied she knew, Mary
considered that Faith was far too light-hearted. Mary had something on her mind
to say and she meant to say it before she went home. Mrs. Elliott had sent her
up to the manse with some new-laid eggs, and had told her not to stay longer
than half an hour. The half hour was nearly up, so Mary uncurled her cramped
legs from under her and said abruptly,</p>
<p>“Never mind about the air. Just you listen to me. You manse young ones
have just got to behave yourselves better than you’ve been doing this
spring—that’s all there is to it. I just come up to-night a-purpose
to tell you so. The way people are talking about you is awful.”</p>
<p>“What have we been doing now?” cried Faith in amazement, pulling
her arm away from Mary. Una’s lips trembled and her sensitive little soul
shrank within her. Mary was always so brutally frank. Jerry began to whistle
out of bravado. He meant to let Mary see he didn’t care for <i>her</i> tirades.
Their behaviour was no business of <i>hers</i> anyway. What right had <i>she</i> to lecture
them on their conduct?</p>
<p>“Doing now! You’re doing <i>all</i> the time,” retorted Mary.
“Just as soon as the talk about one of your didos fades away you do
something else to start it up again. It seems to me you haven’t any idea
of how manse children ought to behave!”</p>
<p>“Maybe <i>you</i> can tell us,” said Jerry, killingly sarcastic.</p>
<p>Sarcasm was quite thrown away on Mary.</p>
<p>“<i>I</i> can tell you what will happen if you don’t learn to
behave yourselves. The session will ask your father to resign. There now,
Master Jerry-know-it-all. Mrs. Alec Davis said so to Mrs. Elliott. I heard her.
I always have my ears pricked up when Mrs. Alec Davis comes to tea. She said
you were all going from bad to worse and that though it was only what was to be
expected when you had nobody to bring you up, still the congregation
couldn’t be expected to put up with it much longer, and something would
have to be done. The Methodists just laugh and laugh at you, and that hurts the
Presbyterian feelings. <i>She</i> says you all need a good dose of birch tonic.
Lor’, if that would make folks good <i>I</i> oughter be a young saint.
I’m not telling you this because I want to hurt <i>your</i> feelings. I’m
sorry for you”—Mary was past mistress of the gentle art of
condescension. “<i>I</i> understand that you haven’t much chance,
the way things are. But other people don’t make as much allowance as
<i>I</i> do. Miss Drew says Carl had a frog in his pocket in Sunday School last
Sunday and it hopped out while she was hearing the lesson. She says she’s
going to give up the class. Why don’t you keep your insecks home?”</p>
<p>“I popped it right back in again,” said Carl. “It
didn’t hurt anybody—a poor little frog! And I wish old Jane Drew
<i>would</i> give up our class. I hate her. Her own nephew had a dirty plug of tobacco
in his pocket and offered us fellows a chew when Elder Clow was praying. I
guess that’s worse than a frog.”</p>
<p>“No, ‘cause frogs are more unexpected-like. They make more of a
sensation. ‘Sides, he wasn’t caught at it. And then that praying
competition you had last week has made a fearful scandal. Everybody is talking
about it.”</p>
<p>“Why, the Blythes were in that as well as us,” cried Faith,
indignantly. “It was Nan Blythe who suggested it in the first place. And
Walter took the prize.”</p>
<p>“Well, you get the credit of it any way. It wouldn’t have been so
bad if you hadn’t had it in the graveyard.”</p>
<p>“I should think a graveyard was a very good place to pray in,”
retorted Jerry.</p>
<p>“Deacon Hazard drove past when <i>you</i> were praying,” said Mary,
“and he saw and heard you, with your hands folded over your stomach, and
groaning after every sentence. He thought you were making fun of <i>him</i>.”</p>
<p>“So I was,” declared unabashed Jerry. “Only I didn’t
know he was going by, of course. That was just a mean accident. <i>I</i>
wasn’t praying in real earnest—I knew I had no chance of winning
the prize. So I was just getting what fun I could out of it. Walter Blythe can
pray bully. Why, he can pray as well as dad.”</p>
<p>“Una is the only one of US who really likes praying,” said Faith
pensively.</p>
<p>“Well, if praying scandalizes people so much we mustn’t do it any
more,” sighed Una.</p>
<p>“Shucks, you can pray all you want to, only not in the
graveyard—and don’t make a game of it. That was what made it so
bad—that, and having a tea-party on the tombstones.”</p>
<p>“We hadn’t.”</p>
<p>“Well, a soap-bubble party then. You had <i>something</i>. The over-harbour
people swear you had a tea-party, but I’m willing to take your word. And
you used this tombstone as a table.”</p>
<p>“Well, Martha wouldn’t let us blow bubbles in the house. She was
awful cross that day,” explained Jerry. “And this old slab made
such a jolly table.”</p>
<p>“Weren’t they pretty?” cried Faith, her eyes sparkling over
the remembrance. “They reflected the trees and the hills and the harbour
like little fairy worlds, and when we shook them loose they floated away down
to Rainbow Valley.”</p>
<p>“All but one and it went over and bust up on the Methodist spire,”
said Carl.</p>
<p>“I’m glad we did it once, anyhow, before we found out it was
wrong,” said Faith.</p>
<p>“It wouldn’t have been wrong to blow them on the lawn,” said
Mary impatiently. “Seems like I can’t knock any sense into your
heads. You’ve been told often enough you shouldn’t play in the
graveyard. The Methodists are sensitive about it.”</p>
<p>“We forget,” said Faith dolefully. “And the lawn is so
small—and so caterpillary—and so full of shrubs and things. We
can’t be in Rainbow Valley all the time—and where are we to
go?”</p>
<p>“It’s the things you <i>do</i> in the graveyard. It wouldn’t matter
if you just sat here and talked quiet, same as we’re doing now. Well, I
don’t know what is going to come of it all, but I <i>do</i> know that Elder
Warren is going to speak to your pa about it. Deacon Hazard is his
cousin.”</p>
<p>“I wish they wouldn’t bother father about us,” said Una.</p>
<p>“Well, people think he ought to bother himself about you a little more.
<i>I</i> don’t—<i>I</i> understand him. He’s a child in some
ways himself—that’s what he is, and needs some one to look after
him as bad as you do. Well, perhaps he’ll have some one before long, if
all tales is true.”</p>
<p>“What do you mean?” asked Faith.</p>
<p>“Haven’t you got any idea—honest?” demanded Mary.</p>
<p>“No, no. What <i>do</i> you mean?”</p>
<p>“Well, you are a lot of innocents, upon my word. Why, <i>every</i>body is
talking of it. Your pa goes to see Rosemary West. <i>She</i> is going to be your
step-ma.”</p>
<p>“I don’t believe it,” cried Una, flushing crimson.</p>
<p>“Well, <i>I</i> dunno. I just go by what folks say. <i>I</i> don’t
give it for a fact. But it would be a good thing. Rosemary West’d make
you toe the mark if she came here, I’ll bet a cent, for all she’s
so sweet and smiley on the face of her. They’re always that way till
they’ve caught them. But you need some one to bring you up. You’re
disgracing your pa and I feel for him. I’ve always thought an awful lot
of your pa ever since that night he talked to me so nice. I’ve never said
a single swear word since, or told a lie. And I’d like to see him happy
and comfortable, with his buttons on and his meals decent, and you young ones
licked into shape, and that old cat of a Martha put in <i>her</i> proper place. The
way she looked at the eggs I brought her to-night. ‘I hope they’re
fresh,’ says she. I just wished they <i>was</i> rotten. But you just mind that
she gives you all one for breakfast, including your pa. Make a fuss if she
doesn’t. That was what they was sent up for—but I don’t trust
old Martha. She’s quite capable of feeding ‘em to her cat.”</p>
<p>Mary’s tongue being temporarily tired, a brief silence fell over the
graveyard. The manse children did not feel like talking. They were digesting
the new and not altogether palatable ideas Mary had suggested to them. Jerry
and Carl were somewhat startled. But, after all, what did it matter? And it
wasn’t likely there was a word of truth in it. Faith, on the whole, was
pleased. Only Una was seriously upset. She felt that she would like to get away
and cry.</p>
<p>“Will there be any stars in my crown?” sang the Methodist choir,
beginning to practise in the Methodist church.</p>
<p>“<i>I</i> want just three,” said Mary, whose theological knowledge
had increased notably since her residence with Mrs. Elliott. “Just
three—setting up on my head, like a corownet, a big one in the middle and
a small one each side.”</p>
<p>“Are there different sizes in souls?” asked Carl.</p>
<p>“Of course. Why, little babies must have smaller ones than big men. Well,
it’s getting dark and I must scoot home. Mrs. Elliott doesn’t like
me to be out after dark. Laws, when I lived with Mrs. Wiley the dark was just
the same as the daylight to me. I didn’t mind it no more’n a gray
cat. Them days seem a hundred years ago. Now, you mind what I’ve said and
try to behave yourselves, for you pa’s sake. <i>I’ll</i> always back you
up and defend you—you can be dead sure of that. Mrs. Elliott says she
never saw the like of me for sticking up for my friends. I was real sassy to
Mrs. Alec Davis about you and Mrs. Elliott combed me down for it afterwards.
The fair Cornelia has a tongue of her own and no mistake. But she was pleased
underneath for all, ‘cause she hates old Kitty Alec and she’s real
fond of you. <i>I</i> can see through folks.”</p>
<p>Mary sailed off, excellently well pleased with herself, leaving a rather
depressed little group behind her.</p>
<p>“Mary Vance always says something that makes us feel bad when she comes
up,” said Una resentfully.</p>
<p>“I wish we’d left her to starve in the old barn,” said Jerry
vindictively.</p>
<p>“Oh, that’s wicked, Jerry,” rebuked Una.</p>
<p>“May as well have the game as the name,” retorted unrepentant
Jerry. “If people say we’re so bad let’s <i>be</i> bad.”</p>
<p>“But not if it hurts father,” pleaded Faith.</p>
<p>Jerry squirmed uncomfortably. He adored his father. Through the unshaded study
window they could see Mr. Meredith at his desk. He did not seem to be either
reading or writing. His head was in his hands and there was something in his
whole attitude that spoke of weariness and dejection. The children suddenly
felt it.</p>
<p>“I dare say somebody’s been worrying him about us to-day,”
said Faith. “I wish we <i>could</i> get along without making people talk.
Oh—Jem Blythe! How you scared me!”</p>
<p>Jem Blythe had slipped into the graveyard and sat down beside the girls. He had
been prowling about Rainbow Valley and had succeeded in finding the first
little star-white cluster of arbutus for his mother. The manse children were
rather silent after his coming. Jem was beginning to grow away from them
somewhat this spring. He was studying for the entrance examination of
Queen’s Academy and stayed after school with the older pupils for extra
lessons. Also, his evenings were so full of work that he seldom joined the
others in Rainbow Valley now. He seemed to be drifting away into grown-up land.</p>
<p>“What is the matter with you all to-night?” he asked.
“There’s no fun in you.”</p>
<p>“Not much,” agreed Faith dolefully. “There wouldn’t be
much fun in you either if <i>you</i> knew you were disgracing your father and making
people talk about you.”</p>
<p>“Who’s been talking about you now?”</p>
<p>“Everybody—so Mary Vance says.” And Faith poured out her
troubles to sympathetic Jem. “You see,” she concluded dolefully,
“we’ve nobody to bring us up. And so we get into scrapes and people
think we’re bad.”</p>
<p>“Why don’t you bring yourselves up?” suggested Jem.
“I’ll tell you what to do. Form a Good-Conduct Club and punish
yourselves every time you do anything that’s not right.”</p>
<p>“That’s a good idea,” said Faith, struck by it.
“But,” she added doubtfully, “things that don’t seem a
bit of harm to US seem simply dreadful to other people. How can we tell? We
can’t be bothering father all the time—and he has to be away a lot,
anyhow.”</p>
<p>“You could mostly tell if you stopped to think a thing over before doing
it and ask yourselves what the congregation would say about it,” said
Jem. “The trouble is you just rush into things and don’t think them
over at all. Mother says you’re all too impulsive, just as she used to
be. The Good-Conduct Club would help you to think, if you were fair and honest
about punishing yourselves when you broke the rules. You’d have to punish
in some way that really <i>hurt</i>, or it wouldn’t do any good.”</p>
<p>“Whip each other?”</p>
<p>“Not exactly. You’d have to think up different ways of punishment
to suit the person. You wouldn’t punish each other—you’d
punish <i>yourselves</i>. I read all about such a club in a story-book. You try it and
see how it works.”</p>
<p>“Let’s,” said Faith; and when Jem was gone they agreed they
would. “If things aren’t right we’ve just got to make them
right,” said Faith, resolutely.</p>
<p>“We’ve got to be fair and square, as Jem says,” said Jerry.
“This is a club to bring ourselves up, seeing there’s nobody else
to do it. There’s no use in having many rules. Let’s just have one
and any of us that breaks it has got to be punished hard.”</p>
<p>“But <i>how</i>.”</p>
<p>“We’ll think that up as we go along. We’ll hold a session of
the club here in the graveyard every night and talk over what we’ve done
through the day, and if we think we’ve done anything that isn’t
right or that would disgrace dad the one that does it, or is responsible for
it, must be punished. That’s the rule. We’ll all decide on the kind
of punishment—it must be made to fit the crime, as Mr. Flagg says. And
the one that’s, guilty will be bound to carry it out and no shirking.
There’s going to be fun in this,” concluded Jerry, with a relish.</p>
<p>“You suggested the soap-bubble party,” said Faith.</p>
<p>“But that was before we’d formed the club,” said Jerry
hastily. “Everything starts from to-night.”</p>
<p>“But what if we can’t agree on what’s right, or what the
punishment ought to be? S’pose two of us thought of one thing and two
another. There ought to be five in a club like this.”</p>
<p>“We can ask Jem Blythe to be umpire. He is the squarest boy in Glen St.
Mary. But I guess we can settle our own affairs mostly. We want to keep this as
much of a secret as we can. Don’t breathe a word to Mary Vance.
She’d want to join and do the bringing up.”</p>
<p>“<i>I</i> think,” said Faith, “that there’s no use in
spoiling every day by dragging punishments in. Let’s have a punishment
day.”</p>
<p>“We’d better choose Saturday because there is no school to
interfere,” suggested Una.</p>
<p>“And spoil the one holiday in the week,” cried Faith. “Not
much! No, let’s take Friday. That’s fish day, anyhow, and we all
hate fish. We may as well have all the disagreeable things in one day. Then
other days we can go ahead and have a good time.”</p>
<p>“Nonsense,” said Jerry authoritatively. “Such a scheme
wouldn’t work at all. We’ll just punish ourselves as we go along
and keep a clear slate. Now, we all understand, don’t we? This is a
Good-Conduct Club, for the purpose of bringing ourselves up. We agree to punish
ourselves for bad conduct, and always to stop before we do anything, no matter
what, and ask ourselves if it is likely to hurt dad in any way, and any one who
shirks is to be cast out of the club and never allowed to play with the rest of
us in Rainbow Valley again. Jem Blythe to be umpire in case of disputes. No
more taking bugs to Sunday School, Carl, and no more chewing gum in public, if
you please, Miss Faith.”</p>
<p>“No more making fun of elders praying or going to the Methodist prayer
meeting,” retorted Faith.</p>
<p>“Why, it isn’t any harm to go to the Methodist prayer
meeting,” protested Jerry in amazement.</p>
<p>“Mrs. Elliott says it is, She says manse children have no business to go
anywhere but to Presbyterian things.”</p>
<p>“Darn it, I won’t give up going to the Methodist prayer
meeting,” cried Jerry. “It’s ten times more fun than ours
is.”</p>
<p>“You said a naughty word,” cried Faith. “<i>Now</i>, you’ve
got to punish yourself.”</p>
<p>“Not till it’s all down in black and white. We’re only
talking the club over. It isn’t really formed until we’ve written
it out and signed it. There’s got to be a constitution and by-laws. And
you <i>know</i> there’s nothing wrong in going to a prayer meeting.”</p>
<p>“But it’s not only the wrong things we’re to punish ourselves
for, but anything that might hurt father.”</p>
<p>“It won’t hurt anybody. You know Mrs. Elliott is cracked on the
subject of Methodists. Nobody else makes any fuss about my going. I always
behave myself. You ask Jem or Mrs. Blythe and see what they say. I’ll
abide by their opinion. I’m going for the paper now and I’ll bring
out the lantern and we’ll all sign.”</p>
<p>Fifteen minutes later the document was solemnly signed on Hezekiah
Pollock’s tombstone, on the centre of which stood the smoky manse
lantern, while the children knelt around it. Mrs. Elder Clow was going past at
the moment and next day all the Glen heard that the manse children had been
having another praying competition and had wound it up by chasing each other
all over the graves with a lantern. This piece of embroidery was probably
suggested by the fact that, after the signing and sealing was completed, Carl
had taken the lantern and had walked circumspectly to the little hollow to
examine his ant-hill. The others had gone quietly into the manse and to bed.</p>
<p>“Do you think it is true that father is going to marry Miss West?”
Una had tremulously asked of Faith, after their prayers had been said.</p>
<p>“I don’t know, but I’d like it,” said Faith.</p>
<p>“Oh, I wouldn’t,” said Una, chokingly. “She is nice the
way she is. But Mary Vance says it changes people <i>altogether</i> to be made
stepmothers. They get horrid cross and mean and hateful then, and turn your
father against you. She says they’re sure to do that. She never knew it
to fail in a single case.”</p>
<p>“I don’t believe Miss West would <i>ever</i> try to do that,” cried
Faith.</p>
<p>“Mary says <i>anybody</i> would. She knows <i>all</i> about stepmothers,
Faith—she says she’s seen hundreds of them—and you’ve
never seen one. Oh, Mary has told me blood-curdling things about them. She says
she knew of one who whipped her husband’s little girls on their bare
shoulders till they bled, and then shut them up in a cold, dark coal cellar all
night. She says they’re <i>all</i> aching to do things like that.”</p>
<p>“I don’t believe Miss West would. You don’t know her as well
as I do, Una. Just think of that sweet little bird she sent me. I love it far
more even than Adam.”</p>
<p>“It’s just being a stepmother changes them. Mary says they
can’t help it. I wouldn’t mind the whippings so much as having
father hate us.”</p>
<p>“You know nothing could make father hate us. Don’t be silly, Una. I
dare say there’s nothing to worry over. Likely if we run our club right
and bring ourselves up properly father won’t think of marrying any one.
And if he does, I <i>know</i> Miss West will be lovely to us.”</p>
<p>But Una had no such conviction and she cried herself to sleep.</p>
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