<h2>THE LITTLE DISASTER</h2>
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<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Once there lived a little man,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Where a little river ran,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And he had a little farm and little dairy O!</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">And he had a little plough,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">And a little dappled cow,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Which he often called his pretty little Fairy O!</span><br />
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2<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">And his dog he called Fidelle,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">For he loved his master well;</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And he had a little pony for his pleasure O!</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">In a sty not very big</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">He’d a frisky little pig,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Which he often called his little piggy treasure O!</span><br />
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3<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;"> Once his little maiden, Ann,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">With her pretty little can,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Went a-milking when the morning sun was beaming O!</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">When she fell, I don’t know how,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">But she stumbled o’er the plough,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And the cow was quite astonished at her screaming O!</span><br />
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4<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Little maid cried out in vain,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">While the milk ran o’er the plain,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Little pig ran grunting after it so gaily O!</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">While the little dog behind,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">For a share was much inclined,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">So he pulled back squeaking piggy by the taily O!</span><br />
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5<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Such a clatter now began</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">As alarmed the little man,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Who came capering from out his little stable O!</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Pony trod on doggy’s toes,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Doggy snapped at piggy’s nose,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Piggy made as great a noise as he was able O!</span><br />
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6<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Then to make the story short,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Little pony with a snort</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Lifted up his little heels so very clever O!</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">And the man he tumbled down,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">And he nearly cracked his crown,</span><br />
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And this only made the matter worse than ever O!</span><br />
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