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<h2> Chapter XXII </h2>
<p>George took off his dressing-gown and put on a collar and a tie, his
fingers shaking so that the tie was not his usual success; then he picked
up his coat and waistcoat, and left the room while still in process of
donning them, fastening the buttons, as he ran down the front stairs to
the door. It was not until he reached the middle of the street that he
realized that he had forgotten his hat; and he paused for an irresolute
moment, during which his eye wandered, for no reason, to the Fountain of
Neptune. This castiron replica of too elaborate sculpture stood at the
next corner, where the Major had placed it when the Addition was laid out
so long ago. The street corners had been shaped to conform with the great
octagonal basin, which was no great inconvenience for horse-drawn
vehicles, but a nuisance to speeding automobiles; and, even as George
looked, one of the latter, coming too fast, saved itself only by a
dangerous skid as it rounded the fountain. This skid was to George's
liking, though he would have been more pleased to see the car go over, for
he was wishing grief and destruction, just then, upon all the automobiles
in the world.</p>
<p>His eyes rested a second or two longer upon the Fountain of Neptune, not
an enlivening sight even in the shielding haze of autumn twilight. For
more than a year no water had run in the fountain: the connections had
been broken, and the Major was evasive about restorations, even when
reminded by his grandson that a dry fountain is as gay as a dry fish. Soot
streaks and a thousand pits gave Neptune the distinction, at least, of
leprosy, which the mermaids associated with him had been consistent in
catching; and his trident had been so deeply affected as to drop its
prongs. Altogether, this heavy work of heavy art, smoked dry, hugely
scabbed, cracked, and crumbling, was a dismal sight to the distracted eye
of George Amberson Minafer, and its present condition of craziness may
have added a mite to his own. His own was sufficient, with no additions,
however, as he stood looking at the Johnsons' house and those houses on
both sides of it—that row of riffraff dwellings he had thought so
damnable, the day when he stood in his grandfather's yard, staring at
them, after hearing what his Aunt Amelia said of the "talk" about his
mother.</p>
<p>He decided that he needed no hat for the sort of call he intended to make,
and went forward hurriedly. Mrs. Johnson was at home, the Irish girl who
came to the door informed him, and he was left to await the lady, in a
room like an elegant well—the Johnsons' "reception room": floor
space, nothing to mention; walls, blue calcimined; ceiling, twelve feet
from the floor; inside shutters and gray lace curtains; five gilt chairs,
a brocaded sofa, soiled, and an inlaid walnut table, supporting two tall
alabaster vases; a palm, with two leaves, dying in a corner.</p>
<p>Mrs. Johnson came in, breathing noticeably; and her round head, smoothly
but economically decorated with the hair of an honest woman, seemed to be
lingering far in the background of the Alpine bosom which took precedence
of the rest of her everywhere; but when she was all in the room, it was to
be seen that her breathing was the result of hospitable haste to greet the
visitor, and her hand, not so dry as Neptune's Fountain, suggested that
she had paused for only the briefest ablutions. George accepted this cold,
damp lump mechanically.</p>
<p>"Mr. Amberson—I mean Mr. Minafer!" she exclaimed. "I'm really
delighted: I understood you asked for me. Mr. Johnson's out of the city,
but Charlie's downtown and I'm looking for him at any minute, now, and
he'll be so pleased that you—"</p>
<p>"I didn't want to see Charlie," George said. "I want"</p>
<p>"Do sit down," the hospitable lady urged him, seating herself upon the
sofa. "Do sit down."</p>
<p>"No, I thank you. I wish—"</p>
<p>"Surely you're not going to run away again, when you've just come. Do sit
down, Mr. Minafer. I hope you're all well at your house and at the dear
old Major's, too. He's looking—"</p>
<p>"Mrs. Johnson" George said, in a strained loud voice which arrested her
attention immediately, so that she was abruptly silent, leaving her
surprised mouth open. She had already been concealing some astonishment at
this unexampled visit, however, and the condition of George's ordinarily
smooth hair (for he had overlooked more than his hat) had not alleviated
her perplexity. "Mrs. Johnson," he said, "I have come to ask you a few
questions which I would like you to answer, if you please."</p>
<p>She became grave at once. "Certainly, Mr. Minafer. Anything I can—"</p>
<p>He interrupted sternly, yet his voice shook in spite of its sternness.
"You were talking with my Aunt Fanny about my mother this afternoon."</p>
<p>At this Mrs. Johnson uttered an involuntary gasp, but she recovered
herself. "Then I'm sure our conversation was a very pleasant one, if we
were talking of your mother, because—"</p>
<p>Again he interrupted. "My aunt has told me what the conversation virtually
was, and I don't mean to waste any time, Mrs. Johnson. You were talking
about a—" George's shoulders suddenly heaved uncontrollably; but he
went fiercely on: "You were discussing a scandal that involved my mother's
name."</p>
<p>"Mr. Minafer!"</p>
<p>"Isn't that the truth?"</p>
<p>"I don't feel called upon to answer, Mr. Minafer," she said with visible
agitation. "I do not consider that you have any right—"</p>
<p>"My aunt told me you repeated this scandal to her."</p>
<p>"I don't think your aunt can have said that," Mrs. Johnson returned
sharply. "I did not repeat a scandal of any kind to your aunt and I think
you are mistaken in saying she told you I did. We may, have discussed some
matters that have been a topic of comment about town—"</p>
<p>"Yes!" George cried. "I think you may have! That's what I'm here about,
and what I intend to—"</p>
<p>"Don't tell me what you intend, please," Mrs. Johnson interrupted crisply.
"And I should prefer that you would not make your voice quite so loud in
this house, which I happen to own. Your aunt may have told you—though
I think it would have been very unwise in her if she did, and not very
considerate of me—she may have told you that we discussed some such
topic as I have mentioned, and possibly that would have been true. If I
talked it over with her, you may be sure I spoke in the most charitable
spirit, and without sharing in other people's disposition to put an evil
interpretation on what may, be nothing more than unfortunate appearances
and—"</p>
<p>"My God!" said George. "I can't stand this!"</p>
<p>"You have the option of dropping the subject," Mrs. Johnson suggested
tartly, and she added: "Or of leaving the house."</p>
<p>"I'll do that soon enough, but first I mean to know—"</p>
<p>"I am perfectly willing to tell you anything you wish if you will remember
to ask it quietly. I'll also take the liberty of reminding you that I had
a perfect right to discuss the subject with your aunt. Other people may be
less considerate in not confining their discussion of it, as I have, to
charitable views expressed only to a member of the family. Other people—"</p>
<p>"Other people!" the unhappy George repeated viciously. "That's what I want
to know about—these other people!"</p>
<p>"I beg your pardon."</p>
<p>"I want to ask you about them. You say you know of other people who talk
about this."</p>
<p>"I presume they do."</p>
<p>"How many?"</p>
<p>"What?"</p>
<p>"I want to know how many other people talk about it?"</p>
<p>"Dear, dear!" she protested. "How should I know that?"</p>
<p>"Haven't you heard anybody mention it?"</p>
<p>"I presume so."</p>
<p>"Well, how many have you heard?"</p>
<p>Mrs. Johnson was becoming more annoyed than apprehensive, and she showed
it. "Really, this isn't a court-room," she said. "And I'm not a defendant
in a libel-suit, either!"</p>
<p>The unfortunate young man lost what remained of his balance. "You may be!"
he cried. "I intend to know just who's dared to say these things, if I
have to force my way into every house in town, and I'm going to make them
take every word of it back! I mean to know the name of every slanderer
that's spoken of this matter to you and of every tattler you've passed it
on to yourself. I mean to know—"</p>
<p>"You'll know something pretty quick!" she said, rising with difficulty;
and her voice was thick with the sense of insult. "You'll know that you're
out in the street. Please to leave my house!"</p>
<p>George stiffened sharply. Then he bowed, and strode out of the door.</p>
<p>Three minutes later, disheveled and perspiring, but cold all over, he
burst into his Uncle George's room at the Major's without knocking.
Amberson was dressing.</p>
<p>"Good gracious, Georgie!" he exclaimed. "What's up?"</p>
<p>"I've just come from Mrs. Johnson's—across the street," George
panted.</p>
<p>"You have your own tastes!" was Amberson's comment. "But curious as they
are, you ought to do something better with your hair, and button your
waistcoat to the right buttons—even for Mrs. Johnson! What were you
doing over there?"</p>
<p>"She told me to leave the house," George said desperately. "I went there
because Aunt Fanny told me the whole town was talking about my mother and
that man Morgan—that they say my mother is going to marry him and
that proves she was too fond of him before my father died—she said
this Mrs. Johnson was one that talked about it, and I went to her to ask
who were the others."</p>
<p>Amberson's jaw fell in dismay. "Don't tell me you did that!" he said, in a
low voice; and then, seeing that it was true, "Oh, now you have done it!"</p>
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