<p align="center" class="b1"><SPAN name="chapter5"><i>The Fifth Surprise</i></SPAN><br/>THE MONARCH
CELEBRATES<br/>HIS BIRTHDAY</p>
<br/><p align="center"><ANTIMG src="images/birthd.jpg" alt="Looking up the King's birthday"></p>
<br/><br/><p><b><span class="b3">T</span>HERE</b> were great festivities in the
Valley of Mo when the King had a birthday. The jolly monarch was born so many years ago that so every
one had forgotten the date. One of the Wise Men said the King was born in February; another declared
it was in May, and a third figured the great event happened in October. So the King issued a royal
decree that he should have three birthdays every year, in order to be on the safe side; and whenever
he happened to think of it he put in an odd birthday or two for luck. The King's birthdays came to be
regarded as very joyful events, for on these occasions festivities of unusual magnificence were held,
and everybody in the kingdom was invited to participate.<br/><br/>On one occasion the King, suddenly
recollecting he had not celebrated his birthday for several weeks, announced a royal festival on a
most elaborate scale. The cream-puff crop was an unusually large one, and the bushes were hanging full
of the delicious ripe puffs, which were highly prized by the people of Mo.<br/><br/>So all the maidens
got out their best dresses and brightest ribbons, and the young men carefully brushed their hair and
polished their boots, and soon the streets leading to the palace were thronged with gay merry-
makers.<br/><br/>When the guests were all assembled a grand feast was served, in which the newly-picked
cream puffs were an important item.<br/><br/><ANTIMG src="images/bcask.jpg" alt="The ruby casket was
brought" align="left">Then the King stood up at the head of the table and ordered his ruby casket to
be brought him, and when the people heard this they at once became quiet and attentive, for the Ruby
Casket was one of the most curious things in the Valley. It was given the King many years before by
the sorceress, Maetta, and whenever it was opened something was found in it that no living person had
seen before.<br/><br/>So the people, and even the King himself, always watched the opening of the Ruby
Casket with much curiosity, for they never knew what would be disclosed.<br/><br/>The King placed the
casket on a small table before him, and then, after a solemn look at the expectant faces, he said,
slowly:<br/><br/>"Giggle-gaggle-goo!" which was the magic word that opened the box.<br/><br/>At once the
lid flew back, and the King peered within and exclaimed: "Ha!"<br/><br/>This made the guests more
excited than before, for they did not know what he was saying "ha!" about; and they held their breaths
when the King put his thumb and finger into the box and drew out a little wooden man about as big as
my finger. He wore a blue jacket and a red cap and held a little brass horn in his hand.<br/><br/>The
King stood the wooden man upon the table and then reached within the box and brought out another
wooden man, dressed just the same as the other, and also holding a horn in his hand. This the King
stood beside the first wooden man, and then took out another, and another, until ten little wooden men
were standing in a row on the table, holding drums, and cymbals, and horns in their small, stiff
hands.<br/><br/>"I declare," said the King, when he had stood them all up, "it's a little German band.
But what a shame it is they can not play."<br/><br/>No sooner had the King uttered the word "play" than
every little wooden man put his horn to his mouth, or beat his drum, or clashed his cymbal; and
immediately they began to play such delicious music that all the people were delighted, and even the
King clapped his hands in applause.<br/><br/>Just then from out the casket leaped a tiny Baby Elephant,
about as large as a mouse, and began capering about on its toes. It was dressed in short, fluffy
skirts, like those worn by a ballet-dancer, and it danced so funnily that all who saw it roared with
laughter.<br/><br/><ANTIMG src="images/casket.jpg" alt="The animals perform" align="left">When the elephant
stopped to rest, two pretty Green Frogs sprang from the casket and began to play leapfrog before the
astonished guests, who had never before seen such a thing as a frog. The little green strangers jumped
over each other quick as a flash, and finally one of them jumped down the other's throat. Then, as the
Baby Elephant opened his mouth to yawn, the remaining frog jumped down the elephant's
throat.<br/><br/>The audience was so much amused at this feat that the Baby Elephant thought he would
see what he could do to please them; so he stood on his head and gave a great jump, and disappeared
down his own throat, leaving the musicians to play by themselves.<br/><br/>Then all the young men caught
the girls about their waists and began spinning around in a pretty dance of their own, and the fun
continued until they were tired out.<br/><br/>The King thanked the tiny wooden musicians and put them
back in the Ruby Casket. He did not offer to take up a collection for them, there being no money of
any kind in the Valley of Mo. The casket was then carried back to the royal treasury, where it was
guarded with much care when not in use.<br/><br/>Just then a young man approached the King, asking
permission for the people to skate on the Crystal Lake, and his Majesty graciously
consented.<br/><br/>As it was never cold in the Kingdom of Mo there was, of course, no ice for skating.
But the Crystal Lake was composed of sugar-syrup, and the sun had candied the surface of the lake, so
it had become solid enough to skate on, and was, moreover, as smooth as glass.<br/><br/>It was not often
the King allowed skating there, for he feared some one might break through the crust; but as it was
his birthday he could refuse the people nothing. So presently hundreds of the boys and girls were
skating swiftly on the Crystal Lake and having rare sport; for it was just as good as ice, without
being cold or damp.<br/><br/>In the center there was one place where the crust was quite thin, and just
as the merriment was at its height, crack! went the ice—or candy, rather—and down into the
sugar-syrup sank the Princess Truella, and the Prince Jollikin, and the King's royal chamberlain,
Nuphsed.<br/><br/>Down and down they went until they reached the bottom of the lake; and there they
stood, stuck fast in the syrup and unable to move a bit, while all the people gathered on the shore to
look at them, the lake being as clear as the clearest water.<br/><br/>Of course, this calamity put an
end to further skating, and the King rushed around asking every one how he could get his daughter and
his son and his royal chamberlain out of the mass. But no one could tell him.<br/><br/><img
src="images/condon.jpg" alt=""The King consulted the Wise Donkey"" align="left">Finally the
King consulted the Wise Donkey; and after he had thought the matter over and consulted his learning,
the donkey advised his Majesty to fish for them.<br/><br/>"Fish!" exclaimed the King; "how can we do
that?"<br/><br/>"Take a fish-line and put a sinker on it, to make it sink through the syrup. Then bait
the end of the line with the thing that each one of them likes best. In that way you can catch hold of
them and draw them out of the lake."<br/><br/>"Well," said the King, "I'll try it, for of course you
know what you are talking about."<br/><br/>"Have you ever eaten a geography?" demanded the Wise
Donkey.<br/><br/>"No," said the King.<br/><br/>"Well, I have," declared the donkey, haughtily; "and what I
don't know about lakes and such things isn't in the geography."<br/><br/>So the King went back to the
Crystal Lake and got a strong fish-line, which he tied to the end of a long pole. Then he put a sinker
on the end of the line and was ready for the bait.<br/><br/>"What does the Princess Truella like best?"
he asked the Queen.<br/><br/>"I'm sure I do not know," replied the royal lady; "but you might try her
with a kiss."<br/><br/>So one of the nicest young men sent a kiss to the Princess, and the King tied it
to the end of the line and put it in the lake. The sinker carried it down through the sugar-syrup
until the kiss was just before the sweet, red lips of the pretty Princess. She took the kiss at once,
as the Queen had guessed, and the King pulled up the line, with the Princess at the end of it, until
he finally landed her on the shore.</p>
<p align="center"><ANTIMG src="images/puline.jpg" alt=""The
King pulled up the line, with the Princess at the end of it""></p>
<p>Then all the people shouted
for joy and the Queen took the Princess Truella home to change her clothes, for they were very
sticky.<br/><br/>"What does the Prince Jollikin like best?" asked the King.<br/><br/>"A laugh!" replied a
dozen at once, for every one knew the Prince's failing.<br/><br/><ANTIMG src="images/pdrawn.jpg" alt="The
Prince was quickly drawn up" align="left"><ANTIMG src="images/sticky.jpg" alt="Prince Jollikin with
sticky clothes" align="right">Then one of the girls laughed quite hard, and the King tied it to the
end of the line and dropped it into the lake. The Prince caught the laugh at once, and was quickly
drawn from the syrup and likewise sent home to change his clothes.<br/><br/>Then the King looked around
on the people and asked:<br/><br/>"What does the Chamberlain Nuphsed like best?"<br/><br/>But they were
all silent, for Nuphsed liked so many things it was difficult to say which he liked best. So again the
King was obliged to go to the Wise Donkey, in order to find out how he should bait the line to catch
the royal chamberlain.<br/><br/>The Wise Donkey happened to be busy that day over his own affairs and
was annoyed at being consulted so frequently without receiving anything in return for his wisdom. But
he pretended to consider the matter, as was his wont, and said:<br/><br/>"I believe the royal
chamberlain is fond of apples. Try to catch him with a red apple."<br/><br/>At this the King and his
people hunted all over the kingdom, and at last found a tree with one solitary red apple growing on a
little branch nearly at the top. But unfortunately some one had sawed off the trunk of the tree, close
up to the branches, and had carried it away and chopped it up for kindling wood. For this reason there
was no way to climb the tree to secure the apple.<br/><br/>While the King and the people were
considering how they might get into the tree, Prince Thinkabit came up to them and asked what they
wanted.<br/><br/>"We want the apple," replied the King, "but some one has cut away the tree trunk, so
that we can not climb up."<br/><br/>Prince Thinkabit rubbed the top of his head a minute, to get his
brain into good working order. It was a habit he had acquired. Then he walked to the bank of the
river, which was near, and whistled three times. Immediately a school of fishes swam up to him, and
one of the biggest cried out:<br/><br/>"Good afternoon, Prince Thinkabit; what can we do for
you?"<br/><br/>"I wish to borrow a flying fish for a few minutes," replied the Prince.<br/><br/>Scarcely
had he spoken when a fish flew out of the river and perched upon his shoulder. Then he walked up to
the tree and said to the fish: "Get me the apple."<br/><br/>The flying fish at once flew into the tree
and bit off the stem of the apple, which fell down and hit the King on the nose, for, unfortunately,
he was standing exactly under it. Then the Prince thanked the flying fish and sent it back to the
river, and the King, having first put a plaster over his nose, took the apple and started for the
Crystal Lake, followed by all his people.<br/><br/>But when the apple was fastened to the fish-line and
let down through the syrup to the royal chamberlain, Nuphsed refused to touch it.<br/><br/>"He doesn't
like it," said the King, with a sigh; and he went again to the Wise Donkey.<br/><br/>"Didn't he want the
apple?" asked the donkey, as if surprised. But you must know he was not surprised at all, as he had
planned to get the apple for himself.<br/><br/>"No, indeed," replied the King. "We had an awful job to
find the apple, too."<br/><br/>"Where is it?" inquired the donkey.<br/><br/>"Here," said the King, taking
it out of his pocket.<br/><br/>The donkey took the apple, looked at it thoughtfully for a moment, and
then ate it up and smacked his lips, for he was especially fond of red apples.<br/><br/>"What shall we
do now?" asked the King.<br/><br/>"I believe the thing Nuphsed likes best is a kind word. Bait the line
with that, and you may catch him."<br/><br/>So the King went again to the lake, and having put a kind
word on the fish-line quickly succeeded in bringing the royal chamberlain to the shore in safety. You
can well imagine poor Nuphsed was glad enough to be on dry land after his long immersion in the sugar-
syrup.<br/><br/>And now that all had been rescued from the Crystal Lake, the King put a rope around the
broken crust and stuck up a sign that said "Danger!" so that no one else would fall in.<br/><br/>After
that the festivities began again, and as there were no further accidents the King's birthday ended
very happily.</p>
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