<div class="rightalign"><i>Chapter<br/>One</i></div><h2>I Remember Cheese</h2>
<p>Cheese market day in a town in the north of Holland. All the
cheese-fanciers are out, thumping the cannon-ball Edams and the
millstone Goudas with their bare red knuckles, plugging in with
a hollow steel tool for samples. In Holland the business of
judging a crumb of cheese has been taken with great seriousness
for centuries. The abracadabra is comparable to that of the
wine-taster or tea-taster. These Edamers have the trained ear
of music-masters and, merely by knuckle-rapping, can tell down
to an air pocket left by a gas bubble just how mature the
interior is.</p>
<p>The connoisseurs use gingerbread as a mouth-freshener; and
I, too, that sunny day among the Edams, kept my gingerbread
handy and made my way from one fine cheese to another, trying
out generous plugs from the heaped cannon balls that looked
like the ammunition dump at Antietam.</p>
<p><!-- Page 9 --><SPAN name="Page_9" id="Page_9"></SPAN> I remember another market day, this time in
Lucerne. All morning I stocked up on good Schweizerkäse
and better Gruyère. For lunch I had cheese salad. All
around me the farmers were rolling two-hundred-pound
Emmentalers, bigger than oxcart wheels. I sat in a little
café, absorbing cheese and cheese lore in equal
quantities. I learned that a prize cheese must be chock-full
of equal-sized eyes, the gas holes produced during
fermentation. They must glisten like polished bar glass. The
cheese itself must be of a light, lemonish yellow. Its
flavor must be nutlike. (Nuts and Swiss cheese complement
each other as subtly as Gorgonzola and a ripe banana.) There
are, I learned, "blind" Swiss cheeses as well, but the
million-eyed ones are better.</p>
<p>But I don't have to hark back to Switzerland and Holland for
cheese memories. Here at home we have increasingly taken over
the cheeses of all nations, first importing them, then
imitating them, from Swiss Engadine to what we call Genuine
Sprinz. We've naturalized Scandinavian Blues and smoked browns
and baptized our own Saaland Pfarr in native whiskey. Of fifty
popular Italian types we duplicate more than half, some fairly
well, others badly.</p>
<p>We have our own legitimate offspring too, beginning with the
Pineapple, supposed to have been first made about 1845 in
Litchfield County, Connecticut. We have our own creamy
Neufchâtel, New York Coon, Vermont Sage, the delicious
Liederkranz, California Jack, Nuworld, and dozens of others,
not all quite so original.</p>
<p>And, true to the American way, we've organized
cheese-eating. There's an annual cheese week, and a cheese
month (October). We even boast a mail-order Cheese-of-the-Month
Club. We haven't yet reached the point of sophistication,
however, attained by a Paris cheese club that meets regularly.
To qualify for membership you have to identify two hundred
basic cheeses, and you have to do it blindfolded.</p>
<p>This is a test I'd prefer not to submit to, but in my
amateur way I have during the past year or two been sharpening
my <!-- Page 10 --><SPAN name="Page_10" id="Page_10"></SPAN>cheese perception with whatever varieties I
could encounter around New York. I've run into briny
Caucasian Cossack, Corsican Gricotta, and exotics like
Rarush Durmar, Travnik, and Karaghi La-la. Cheese-hunting is
one of the greatest—and least competitively
crowded—of sports. I hope this book may lead others to
give it a try.</p>
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