<div class="rightalign"><i>Chapter<br/>Three</i></div><h2>Foreign Greats</h2>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span><i>Ode to Cheese</i><br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza"></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span>God of the country, bless today Thy
cheese,<br/></span> <span>For which we give Thee
thanks on bended knees.<br/></span> <span>Let them be
fat or light, with onions blent,<br/></span>
<span>Shallots, brine, pepper, honey; whether
scent<br/></span> <span>Of sheep or fields is in them,
in the yard<br/></span> <span>Let them, good Lord, at
dawn be beaten hard.<br/></span> <span>And let their
edges take on silvery shades<br/></span> <span>Under
the moist red hands of dairymaids;<br/></span>
<span>And, round and greenish, let them go to
town<br/></span> <span>Weighing the shepherd's folding
mantle down;<br/></span> <span>Whether from Parma or
from Jura heights,<br/></span> <span>Kneaded by august
hands of Carmelites,<br/></span> <span>Stamped with
the mitre of a proud abbess.<br/></span>
<span>Flowered with the perfumes of the grass of
Bresse,<br/></span> <span>From hollow Holland, from
the Vosges, from Brie,<br/></span> <span>From
Roquefort, Gorgonzola, Italy!<br/></span> <span>
<!-- Page 18 --><SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18"></SPAN> Bless them, good Lord! Bless
Stilton's royal fare,<br/></span> <span>Red
Cheshire, and the tearful cream
Gruyère.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="auth">FROM JETHRO BITHELL'S
TRANSLATION<br/></span> <span class="auth">OF A POEM
BY M. Thomas Braun<br/></span></div>
</div>
<div class="blockquot">
<p><i>Symphonie des Fromages</i></p>
<p>A giant Cantal, seeming to have been chopped open with
an ax, stood aside of a golden-hued Chester and a Swiss
Gruyère resembling the wheel of a Roman chariot
There were Dutch Edams, round and blood-red, and
Port-Saluts lined up like soldiers on parade. Three Bries,
side by side, suggested phases of the moon; two of them,
very dry, were amber-colored and "full," and the third, in
its second quarter, was runny and creamy, with a "milky
way" which no human barrier seemed able to restrain. And
all the while majestic Roqueforts looked down with princely
contempt upon the other, through the glass of their crystal
covers.</p>
<p class="author">Emile Zola</p>
</div>
<p>In 1953 the United States Department of Agriculture
published Handbook No. 54, entitled <i>Cheese Varieties and
Descriptions,</i> with this comment: "There probably are only
about eighteen distinct types or kinds of natural cheese." All
the rest (more than 400 names) are of local origin, usually
named after towns or communities. A list of the best-known
names applied to each of these distinct varieties or groups is
given:</p>
<div class="center">
<table summary="cheese varieties"
cellpadding="6">
<tr>
<td align="left">Brick</td>
<td align="left">Gouda</td>
<td align="left">Romano</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">Camembert</td>
<td align="left">Hand</td>
<td align="left">Roquefort</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">Cheddar</td>
<td align="left">Limburger</td>
<td align="left">Sapsago</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">Cottage</td>
<td align="left">Neufchâtel</td>
<td align="left">Swiss</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">Cream</td>
<td align="left">Parmesan</td>
<td align="left">Trappist</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">Edam</td>
<td align="left">Provolone</td>
<td align="left">Whey cheeses (Mysost and Ricotta)</td>
</tr>
</table></div>
<p><!-- Page 19 --><SPAN name="Page_19" id="Page_19"></SPAN> May we nominate another dozen to form our
own Cheese Hall of Fame? We begin our list with a partial
roll call of the big Blues family and end it with members of
the monastic order of Port-Salut Trappist that includes
Canadian Oka and our own Kentucky thoroughbred.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>The Blues that Are Green</b></p>
<p>Stilton, Roquefort and Gorgonzola form the triumvirate that
rules a world of lesser Blues. They are actually green, as
green as the mythical cheese the moon is made of.</p>
<p>In almost every, land where cheese is made you can sample a
handful of lesser Blues and imitations of the invincible three
and try to classify them, until you're blue in the face. The
best we can do in this slight summary is to mention a few of
the most notable, aside from our own Blues of Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Oregon and other states that major in cheese.</p>
<p>Danish Blues are popular and splendidly made, such as
"Flower of Denmark." The Argentine competes with a pampas-grass
Blue all its own. But France and England are the leaders in
this line, France first with a sort of triple triumvirate
within a triumvirate—Septmoncel, Gex, and Sassenage, all
three made with three milks mixed together: cow, goat and
sheep. Septmoncel is the leader of these, made in the Jura
mountains and considered by many French caseophiles to outrank
Roquefort.</p>
<p>This class of Blue or marbled cheese is called fromage
persillé, as well as fromage bleu and pate bleue.
Similar mountain cheeses are made in Auvergne and Aubrac and
have distinct qualities that have brought them fame, such as
Cantal, bleu d'Auvergne Guiole or Laguiole, bleu de Salers, and
St. Flour. Olivet and Queville come within the color scheme,
and sundry others such as Champoléon, Journiac, Queyras
and Sarraz.</p>
<p>Of English Blues there are several celebrities beside
Stilton and Cheshire Stilton. Wensleydale was one in the early
days, and still <!-- Page 20 --><SPAN name="Page_20" id="Page_20"></SPAN>is, together with Blue Dorset, the deepest
green of them all, and esoteric Blue Vinny, a choosey cheese
not liked by everybody, the favorite of Thomas Hardy.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Brie</b></p>
<p>Sheila Hibben once wrote in <i>The New Yorker:</i></p>
<p>I can't imagine any difference of opinion about Brie's being
the queen of all cheeses, and if there is any such difference,
I shall certainly ignore it. The very shape of Brie—so
uncheese-like and so charmingly fragile—is exciting. Nine
times out of ten a Brie will let you down—will be all
caked into layers, which shows it is too young, or at the
over-runny stage, which means it is too old—but when you
come on the tenth Brie, <i>coulant</i> to just the right,
delicate creaminess, and the color of fresh, sweet butter, no
other cheese can compare with it.</p>
<p>The season of Brie, like that of oysters, is simple to
remember: only months with an "R," beginning with September,
which is the best, bar none.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Caciocavallo</b></p>
<p>From Bulgaria to Turkey the Italian "horse cheese," as
Caciocavallo translates, is as universally popular as it is at
home and in all the Little Italics throughout the rest of the
world. Flattering imitations are made and named after it, as
follows:</p>
<div class="center">
<table summary="list of imitations of Caciocavallo cheese"
cellpadding="2">
<tr>
<td align="left">BULGARIA:</td>
<td align="left"></td>
<td align="left"><b>Kascaval</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">GREECE:</td>
<td align="left"></td>
<td align="left"><b>Kashcavallo</b> and <b>Caskcaval</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">HUNGARY:</td>
<td align="left"></td>
<td align="left"><b>Parenica</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">RUMANIA:</td>
<td align="left"></td>
<td align="left"><b>Pentele</b> and <b>Kascaval</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">SERBIA:</td>
<td align="left"></td>
<td align="left"><b>Katschkawalj</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">SYRIA:</td>
<td align="left"></td>
<td align="left"><b>Cashkavallo</b>
<!-- Page 21 --><SPAN name="Page_21" id="Page_21"></SPAN></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">TRANSYLVANIA:</td>
<td align="left"></td>
<td align="left"><b>Kascaval</b> (as in Rumania)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">TURKEY:</td>
<td align="left"></td>
<td align="left"><b>Cascaval Penir</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="left">YUGOSLAVIA:</td>
<td align="left"></td>
<td align="left"><b>Kackavalj</b></td>
</tr>
</table></div>
<p>A horse's head printed on the cheese gave rise to its
popular name and to the myth that it is made of mare's milk. It
is, however, curded from cow's milk, whole or partly skimmed,
and sometimes from water buffalo; hard, yellow and so buttery
that the best of it, which comes from Sorrento, is called
<i>Cacio burro,</i> butter cheese. Slightly salty, with a spicy
tang, it is eaten sliced when young and mild and used for
grating and seasoning when old, not only on the usual Italian
pastes but on sweets.</p>
<p>Different from the many grating cheeses made from little
balls of curd called <i>grana</i>, Caciocavallo is a <i>pasta
fileta</i>, or drawn-curd product. Because of this it is
sometimes drawn out in long thick threads and braided. It is a
cheese for skilled artists to make sculptures with, sometimes
horses' heads, again bunches of grapes and other fruits, even
as Provolone is shaped like apples and pears and often worked
into elaborate bas-relief designs. But ordinarily the horse's
head is a plain tenpin in shape or a squat bottle with a knob
on the side by which it has been tied up, two cheeses at a
time, on opposite sides of a rafter, while being smoked lightly
golden and rubbed with olive oil and butter to make it all the
more buttery.</p>
<p>In Calabria and Sicily it is very popular, and although the
best comes from Sorrento, there is keen competition from
Abruzzi, Apulian Province and Molise. It keeps well and doesn't
spoil when shipped overseas.</p>
<p>In his <i>Little Book of Cheese</i> Osbert Burdett
recommends the high, horsy strength of this smoked Cacio over
tobacco smoke after dinner:</p>
<div class="blockquot">
<p>Only monsters smoke at meals, but a monster assured me
that Gorgonzola best survives this malpractice. Clearly,
some pungency is necessary, and confidence suggests rather
Cacio which would survive anything, the monster said.</p>
</div>
<p><!-- Page 22 --><SPAN name="Page_22" id="Page_22"></SPAN> </p>
<p><b>Camembert</b></p>
<p>Camembert is called "mold-matured" and all that is genuine
is labeled <i>Syndicat du Vrai Camembert</i>. The name in full
is <i>Syndicat des Fabricants du Veritable Camembert de
Normandie</i> and we agree that this is "a most useful
association for the defense of one of the best cheeses of
France." Its extremely delicate piquance cannot be matched,
except perhaps by Brie.</p>
<p>Napoleon is said to have named it and to have kissed the
waitress who first served it to him in the tiny town of
Camembert. And there a statue stands today in the market place
to honor Marie Harel who made the first Camembert.</p>
<p>Camembert is equally good on thin slices of apple,
pineapple, pear, French "flute" or pumpernickel. As-with Brie
and with oysters, Camembert should be eaten only in the "R"
months, and of these September is the best.</p>
<p>Since Camembert rhymes with beware, if you can't get the
<i>véritable</i> don't fall for a domestic imitation or
any West German abomination such as one dressed like a
valentine in a heart-shaped box and labeled
"Camembert—Cheese Exquisite." They are equally tasteless,
chalky with youth, or choking with ammoniacal gas when old and
decrepit.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Cheddar</b></p>
<p>The English <i>Encyclopedia of Practical Cookery</i>
says:</p>
<div class="blockquot">
<p>Cheddar cheese is one of the kings of cheese; it is pale
coloured, mellow, salvy, and, when good, resembling a
hazelnut in flavour. The Cheddar principle pervades the
whole cheesemaking districts of America, Canada and New
Zealand, but no cheese imported into England can equal the
Cheddars of Somerset and the West of Scotland.</p>
</div>
<p>Named for a village near Bristol where farmer Joseph Harding
first manufactured it, the best is still called Farmhouse
Cheddar, <!-- Page 23 --><SPAN name="Page_23" id="Page_23"></SPAN>but in America we have practically none of
this. Farmhouse Cheddar must be ripened at least nine months
to a mellowness, and little of our American cheese gets as
much as that. Back in 1695 John Houghton wrote that it
"contended in goodness (if kept from two to five years,
according to magnitude) with any cheese in England."</p>
<p>Today it is called "England's second-best cheese," second
after Stilton, of course.</p>
<p>In early days a large cheese sufficed for a year or two of
family feeding, according to this old note: "A big Cheddar can
be kept for two years in excellent condition if kept in a cool
room and turned over every other day."</p>
<p>But in old England some were harder to preserve: "In Bath...
I asked one lady of the larder how she kept Cheddar cheese. Her
eyes twinkled: 'We don't keep cheese; we eats it.'"</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Cheshire</b></p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span>A Cheshireman sailed into Spain<br/></span>
<span>To trade for merchandise;<br/></span> <span>When
he arrived from the main<br/></span> <span>A Spaniard
him espies.<br/></span> <span>Who said, "You English
rogue, look here!<br/></span> <span>What fruits and
spices fine<br/></span> <span>Our land produces twice
a year.<br/></span> <span>Thou has not such in
thine."<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span>The Cheshireman ran to his hold<br/></span>
<span>And fetched a Cheshire cheese,<br/></span>
<span>And said, "Look here, you dog,
behold!<br/></span> <span>We have such fruits as
these.<br/></span> <span>Your fruits are ripe but
twice a year,<br/></span> <span>As you yourself do
say,<br/></span> <span>But such as I present you
here<br/></span> <span>Our land brings twice a
day."</span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="center">Anonymous</span></div>
</div>
<p> </p>
<div class="blockquot">
<!-- Page 24 --><SPAN name="Page_24" id="Page_24"></SPAN>
<p>Let us pass on to cheese. We have some glorious cheeses,
and far too few people glorying in them. The Cheddar of the
inn, of the chophouse, of the average English home, is a
libel on a thing which, when authentic, is worthy of great
honor. Cheshire, divinely commanded into existence as to
three parts to precede and as to one part to accompany
certain Tawny Ports and some Late-Bottled Ports, can be a
thing for which the British Navy ought to fire a salute on
the principle on which Colonel Brisson made his regiment
salute when passing the great Burgundian vineyard.</p>
<p class="author">T. Earle Welby,<br/>
IN "THE DINNER KNELL"</p>
</div>
<p>Cheshire is not only the most literary cheese in England,
but the oldest. It was already manufactured when Caesar
conquered Britain, and tradition is that the Romans built the
walled city of Chester to control the district where the
precious cheese was made. Chester on the River Dee was a
stronghold against the Roman invasion.</p>
<p>It came to fame with The Old Cheshire Cheese in Elizabethan
times and waxed great with Samuel Johnson presiding at the
Fleet Street Inn where White Cheshire was served "with radishes
or watercress or celery when in season," and Red Cheshire was
served toasted or stewed in a sort of Welsh Rabbit. (<i>See</i>
<SPAN href="#Page_50">Chapter 5</SPAN>.)</p>
<p>The Blue variety is called Cheshire-Stilton, and Vyvyan
Holland, in <i>Cheddar Gorge</i> suggests that "it was no doubt
a cheese of this sort, discovered and filched from the larder
of the Queen of Hearts, that accounted for the contented grin
on the face of the Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland."</p>
<p>All very English, as recorded in Victor Meusy's couplet:</p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span><i>Dans le Chester sec et rose</i><br/></span>
<span><i>A longues dents, l'Anglais
mord.</i><br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span>In the Chester dry and pink<br/></span>
<span>The long teeth of the English sink.<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p><!-- Page 25 --><SPAN name="Page_25" id="Page_25"></SPAN> </p>
<p><b>Edam and Gouda</b></p>
<div class="blockquot">
<p><i>Edam in Peace and War</i></p>
<p>There also coming into the river two Dutchmen, we sent a
couple of men on board and brought three Holland cheeses,
cost 4d. a piece, excellent cheeses.</p>
<p class="author">Pepys' <i>Diary</i>, March 2,1663</p>
</div>
<div class="blockquot">
<p>Commodore Coe, of the Montevidian Navy, defeated Admiral
Brown of the Buenos Ayrean Navy, in a naval battle, when he
used Holland cheese for cannon balls.</p>
<p class="author"><i>The Harbinger</i> (Vermont), December
11, 1847</p>
</div>
<p>The crimson cannon balls of Holland have been heard around
the world. Known as "red balls" in England and
<i>katzenkopf,</i> "cat's head," in Germany, they differ from
Gouda chiefly in the shape, Gouda being round but flattish and
now chiefly imported as one-pound Baby Goudas.</p>
<p>Edam when it is good is very, very good, but when it is bad
it is horrid. Sophisticated ones are sent over already
scalloped for the ultimate consumer to add port, and there are
crocks of Holland cheese potted with sauterne. Both Edam and
Gouda should be well aged to develop full-bodied quality, two
years being the accepted standard for Edam.</p>
<p>The best Edams result from a perfect combination of Breed
(black-and-white Dutch Friesian) and Feed (the rich pasturage
of Friesland and Noord Holland).</p>
<p>The Goudas, shaped like English Derby and Belgian Delft and
Leyden, come from South Holland. Some are specially made for
the Jewish trade and called Kosher Gouda. Both Edam and Gouda
are eaten at mealtimes thrice daily in Holland. A Dutch
breakfast without one or the other on black bread with butter
and black coffee would be unthinkable. They're also boon
companions to plum bread and Dutch cocoa.</p>
<p>"Eclair Edams" are those with soft insides.</p>
<p><!-- Page 26 --><SPAN name="Page_26" id="Page_26"></SPAN> </p>
<p><b>Emmentaler, Gruyère and Swiss</b></p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span>When the working woman<br/></span> <span>Takes
her midday lunch,<br/></span> <span>It is a piece of
Gruyère<br/></span> <span>Which for her takes
the place of roast.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="auth">Victor Meusy<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>Whether an Emmentaler is eminently Schweizerkäse, grand
Gruyère from France, or lesser Swiss of the United
States, the shape, size and glisten of the eyes indicate the
stage of ripeness, skill of making and quality of flavor. They
must be uniform, roundish, about the size of a big cherry and,
most important of all, must glisten like the eye of a lass in
love, dry but with the suggestion of a tear.</p>
<p>Gruyère does not see eye to eye with the big-holed
Swiss Saanen cartwheel or American imitation. It has tiny
holes, and many of them; let us say it is freckled with
pinholes, rather than pock-marked. This variety is technically
called a <i>niszler</i>, while one without any holes at all is
"blind." Eyes or holes are also called vesicles.</p>
<p>Gruyère Trauben (Grape Gruyère) is aged in
Neuchâtel wine in Switzerland, although most
Gruyère has been made in France since its introduction
there in 1722. The most famous is made in the Jura, and another
is called Comté from its origin in
Franche-Comté.</p>
<p>A blind Emmentaler was made in Switzerland for export to
Italy where it was hardened in caves to become a grating cheese
called Raper, and now it is largely imitated there. Emmentaler,
in fact, because of its piquant pecan-nut flavor and inimitable
quality, is simulated everywhere, even in Switzerland.</p>
<p>Besides phonies from Argentina and countries as far off as
Finland, we get a flood of imported and domestic Swisses of all
sad sorts, with all possible faults—from too many holes,
that make a flabby, wobbly cheese, to too few—cracked,
dried-up, collapsed <!-- Page 27 --><SPAN name="Page_27" id="Page_27"></SPAN>or utterly ruined by molding inside. So it
will pay you to buy only the kind already marked genuine in
Switzerland. For there cheese such as Saanen takes six years
to ripen, improves with age, and keeps forever.</p>
<p>Cartwheels well over a hundred years old are still kept in
cheese cellars (as common in Switzerland as wine cellars are in
France), and it is said that the rank of a family is determined
by the age and quality of the cheese in its larder.</p>
<p> </p>
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