<h2 id="id01619" style="margin-top: 4em">CHAPTER XXV</h2>
<h5 id="id01620">UNCLE JOHN ACTS QUEERLY.</h5>
<p id="id01621" style="margin-top: 2em">When Patsy and the Major had both departed for work on Monday morning
Uncle John boarded a car and rode downtown also. He might have
accompanied them part of the way, but feared Patsey might think him
extravagant if she found him so soon breaking into the working fund of
forty-two cents, which she charged him to be careful of.</p>
<p id="id01622">He seemed to be in no hurry, for it was early yet, and few of the
lower Broadway establishments were open. To pass the time he turned
into a small restaurant and had coffee and a plate of cakes, in spite
of the fact that Patsy had so recently prepared coffee over the
sheet-iron stove and brought some hot buns from a near-by bakery. He
was not especially hungry; but in sipping the coffee and nibbling the
cakes he passed the best part of an hour.</p>
<p id="id01623">He smiled when he paid out twenty-five cents of his slender store for
the refreshment. With five cents for car-fare he had now but twelve
cents left of the forty-two Patsy had given him! Talk about the
Major's extravagance: it could not be compared to Uncle John's.</p>
<p id="id01624">Another hour was spent in looking in at the shop windows. Then,
suddenly noting the time. Uncle John started down the street at a
swinging pace, and presently paused before a building upon which was
a sign, reading: "Isham, Marvin & Co., Bankers and Brokers." A
prosperous looking place, it seemed, with a host of clerks busily
working in the various departments. Uncle John walked in, although the
uniformed official at the door eyed him suspiciously.</p>
<p id="id01625">"Mr. Marvin in?" he inquired, pleasantly.</p>
<p id="id01626">"Not arrived yet," said the official, who wore a big star upon his
breast.</p>
<p id="id01627">"I'll wait," announced Uncle John, and sat down upon a leather-covered
bench.</p>
<p id="id01628">The official strutted up and down, watching the customers who entered
the bank or departed, and keeping a sharp watch on the little man upon
the bench.</p>
<p id="id01629">Another hour passed.</p>
<p id="id01630">Presently Uncle John jumped up and approached the official.</p>
<p id="id01631">"Hasn't Mr. Marvin arrived yet?" he enquired, sharply.</p>
<p id="id01632">"An hour ago," was the reply.</p>
<p id="id01633">"Then why didn't you let me know? I want to see him."</p>
<p id="id01634">"He's busy mornings. Has to look over the mail. He can't see you yet."</p>
<p id="id01635">"Well, he will see me, and right away. Tell him John Merrick is here."</p>
<p id="id01636">"Your card, sir."</p>
<p id="id01637">"I haven't any. My name will do."</p>
<p id="id01638">The official hesitated, and glanced at the little man's seedy garb and
countryfied air. But something in the angry glance of the shrewd
eye made him fear he had made a mistake. He opened a small door and
disappeared.</p>
<p id="id01639">In a moment the door burst open to allow egress to a big, red-bearded
man in his shirtsleeves, who glanced around briefly and then rushed at
Uncle John and shook both his hands cordially.</p>
<p id="id01640">"My dear Mr. Merrick!" he exclaimed, "I'm delighted and honored to see
you here. Come to my room at once. A great surprise and pleasure, sir!
Thomas, I'm engaged!"</p>
<p id="id01641">This last was directed at the head of the amazed porter, who, as the
door slammed in his face, nodded solemnly and remarked:</p>
<p id="id01642">"Fooled ag'in, and I might 'a' known it. Drat these 'ere billionaires!<br/>
Why don't they dress like decent people?"<br/></p>
<p id="id01643">Uncle John had been advised by Patsy where to go for a good cheap
luncheon; but he did not heed her admonition. Instead, he rode in a
carriage beside the banker to a splendid club, where he was served
with the finest dishes the chef could provide on short notice.
Moreover, Mr. Marvin introduced him to several substantial gentlemen
as "Mr. John Merrick, of Portland"; and each one bowed profoundly and
declared he was "highly honored."</p>
<p id="id01644">Yet Uncle John seemed in no way elated by this reception. He retained
his simple manner, although his face was more grave than Patsy had
often seen it; and he talked with easy familiarity of preferred stocks
and amalgamated interests and invested, securities and many other
queer things that the banker seemed to understand fully and to listen
to with respectful deference.</p>
<p id="id01645">Then they returned to the bank for another long session together, and
there was quite an eager bustle among the clerks as they stretched
their necks to get a glimpse of Mr. Marvin's companion.</p>
<p id="id01646">"It's John Merrick" passed from mouth to mouth, and the uniformed
official strutted from one window to another, saying:</p>
<p id="id01647">"I showed him in myself. And he came into the bank as quiet like as
anyone else would."</p>
<p id="id01648">But he didn't go away quietly, you may be sure. Mr. Marvin and Mr.
Isham both escorted their famous client to the door, where the Marvin
carriage had been ordered to be in readiness for Mr. Merrick's
service.</p>
<p id="id01649">But Uncle John waived it aside disdainfully.</p>
<p id="id01650">"I'll walk," he said. "There are some other errands to attend to."</p>
<p id="id01651">So they shook his hand and reminded him of a future appointment and
let him go his way. In a moment the great Broadway crowd had swallowed
up John Merrick, and five minutes later he was thoughtfully gazing
into a shop window again.</p>
<p id="id01652">By and bye he bethought himself of the time, and took a cab uptown. He
had more than the twelve cents in his pocket, now, besides the check
book which was carefully hidden away in an inside pocket; so the cost
of the cab did not worry him. He dismissed the vehicle near an uptown
corner and started to walk hastily toward Danny Reeves's restaurant, a
block away, Patsy was standing in the doorway, anxiously watching for
him.</p>
<p id="id01653">"Oh, Uncle John," she cried, as he strolled "I've been really worried
about you; it's such a big city, and you a stranger. Do you know
you're ten minutes late?"</p>
<p id="id01654">"I'm sorry," he said, humbly; "but it's a long way here from
downtown."</p>
<p id="id01655">"Didn't you take a car?"</p>
<p id="id01656">"No, my dear."</p>
<p id="id01657">"Why, you foolish old Uncle! Come in at once. The Major has been
terribly excited over you, and swore you should not be allowed to
wander through the streets without someone to look after you. But what
could we do?"</p>
<p id="id01658">"I'm all right," declared Uncle John, cordially shaking hands with<br/>
Patsy's father. "Have you had a good day?"<br/></p>
<p id="id01659">"Fine," said the Major. "They'd missed me at the office, and were glad
to have me back. And what do you think? I've got a raise."</p>
<p id="id01660">"Really?" said Uncle John, seeing it was expected of him.</p>
<p id="id01661">"For a fact. It's Patsy's doing, I've no doubt. She wheedled the firm
into giving me a vacation, and now they're to pay me twelve a week
instead of ten."</p>
<p id="id01662">"Is that enough?" asked Uncle John, doubtfully.</p>
<p id="id01663">"More than enough, sir. I'm getting old, and can't earn as much as a
younger man. But I'm pretty tough, and mean to hold onto that twelve a
week as long as possible."</p>
<p id="id01664">"What pay do you get, Patsy?" asked Uncle John.</p>
<p id="id01665">"Almost as much as Daddy. We're dreadfully rich, Uncle John; so you
needn't worry if you don't strike a job yourself all at once."</p>
<p id="id01666">"Any luck today, sir," asked the Major, tucking a napkin under his
chin and beginning on the soup.</p>
<p id="id01667">Uncle John shook his head.</p>
<p id="id01668">"Of course not," said Patsy, quickly. "It's too early, as yet. Don't
hurry, Uncle John. Except that it'll keep you busy, there's no need
for you to work at all."</p>
<p id="id01669">"You're older than I am," suggested the Major, "and that makes it
harder to break in. But there's no hurry, as Patsy says."</p>
<p id="id01670">Uncle John did not seem to be worrying over his idleness. He kept on
questioning his brother-in-law and his niece about their labors, and
afterward related to them the sights he had seen in the shop windows.
Of course he could not eat much after the feast he had had at
luncheon, and this disturbed Patsy a little. She insisted he was
tired, and carried her men away to the tenement rooms as soon as
possible, where she installed them at the table to play cribbage until
bed-time.</p>
<p id="id01671">The next day Uncle John seemed to be busy enough, although of course
Patsy could not know what he was doing. He visited a real-estate
office, for one thing, and then telephoned Isham, Marvin & Co. and
issued a string of orders in a voice not nearly so meek and mild as
it was when he was in Patsy's presence. Whatever he had undertaken
required time, for all during the week he left the tenement directly
the Major and his daughter had gone to the city, and bustled about
until it was time to meet them for dinner at the restaurant. But he
was happy and in good spirits and enjoyed his evening game of cribbage
with the Major exceedingly.</p>
<p id="id01672">"You must be nearly bankrupt, by this time," said Patsy on Tuesday
evening.</p>
<p id="id01673">"It's an expensive city to live in," sighed Uncle John.</p>
<p id="id01674">She gave him fifty cents of his money, then, and on Friday fifty cents
more.</p>
<p id="id01675">"After a time," she said, "you'll manage to get along with less. It's
always harder to economize at first."</p>
<p id="id01676">"How about the bills?" he inquired. "Don't I pay my share of them?"</p>
<p id="id01677">"Your expenses are nothing at all," declared the Major, with a wave of
his hand.</p>
<p id="id01678">"But my dinners at Danny Reeves' place must cost a lot," protested<br/>
Uncle John.<br/></p>
<p id="id01679">"Surely not; Patsy has managed all that for a trifle, and the pleasure
of your company more than repays us for the bit of expense."</p>
<p id="id01680">On Saturday night there was a pint of red wine for the two men, and
then the weekly cigars were brought—very inexpensive ones, to be
sure. The first whiff he took made Uncle John cough; but the Major
smoked so gracefully and with such evident pleasure that his
brother-in-law clung manfully to the cigar, and succeeded in consuming
it to the end.</p>
<p id="id01681">"Tomorrow is the day of rest," announced Patsy, "so we'll all go for a
nice walk in the parks after breakfast."</p>
<p id="id01682">"And we sleep 'till eight o'clock, don't we, Patsy?" asked the Major.</p>
<p id="id01683">"Of course."</p>
<p id="id01684">"And the eggs for breakfast?"</p>
<p id="id01685">"I've bought them already, three for a nickle. You don't care for more
than one, do you, Uncle John?"</p>
<p id="id01686">"No, my dear."</p>
<p id="id01687">"It's our Sunday morning extra—an egg apiece. The Major is so fond of
them."</p>
<p id="id01688">"And so am I, Patsy."</p>
<p id="id01689">"And now we'll have our cribbage and get to bed early. Heigho! but<br/>
Sunday's a great day for folks that work."<br/></p>
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