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<h3>CHAPTER XXXII</h3>
<h3>"What Business Is It of Yours?"<br/> </h3>
<p>Things had not gone altogether smoothly with the Duchess herself
since the breaking up of the party at Gatherum Castle,—nor perhaps
quite smoothly with the Duke. It was now March. The House was again
sitting, and they were both in London,—but till they came to town
they had remained at the Castle, and that huge mansion had not been
found to be more comfortable by either of them as it became empty.
For a time the Duchess had been cowed by her husband's stern
decision; but as he again became gentle to her,—almost seeming by
his manner to apologise for his unwonted roughness,—she plucked up
her spirit and declared to herself that she would not give up the
battle. All that she did,—was it not for his sake? And why should
she not have her ambition in life as well as he his? And had she not
succeeded in all that she had done? Could it be right that she should
be asked to abandon everything, to own herself to have been defeated,
to be shown to have failed before all the world, because such a one
as Major Pountney had made a fool of himself? She attributed it all
to Major Pountney;—very wrongly. When a man's mind is veering
towards some decision, some conclusion which he has been perhaps slow
in reaching, it is probably a little thing which at last fixes his
mind and clenches his thoughts. The Duke had been gradually teaching
himself to hate the crowd around him and to reprobate his wife's
strategy, before he had known that there was a Major Pountney under
his roof. Others had offended him, and first and foremost among them
his own colleague, Sir Orlando. The Duchess hardly read his character
aright, and certainly did not understand his present motives, when
she thought that all might be forgotten as soon as the disagreeable
savour of the Major should have passed away.</p>
<p>But in nothing, as she thought, had her husband been so silly as in
his abandonment of Silverbridge. When she heard that the day was
fixed for declaring the vacancy, she ventured to ask him a question.
His manner to her lately had been more than urbane, more than
affectionate;—it had almost been that of a lover. He had petted her
and caressed her when they met, and once even said that nothing
should really trouble him as long as he had her with him. Such a
speech as that never in his life had he made before to her! So she
plucked up her courage and asked her question,—not exactly on that
occasion, but soon afterwards; "May not I say a word to Sprugeon
about the election?"</p>
<p>"Not a word!" And he looked at her as he had looked on that day when
he had told her of the Major's sins. She tossed her head and pouted
her lips and walked on without speaking. If it was to be so, then
indeed would she have failed. And, therefore, though in his general
manner he was loving to her, things were not going smooth with her.</p>
<p>And things were not going smooth with him because there had reached
him a most troublous dispatch from Sir Orlando Drought only two days
before the Cabinet meeting at which the points to be made in the
Queen's speech were to be decided. It had been already agreed that a
proposition should be made to Parliament by the Government, for an
extension of the county suffrage, with some slight redistribution of
seats. The towns with less than 20,000 inhabitants were to take in
some increased portions of the country parishes around. But there was
not enough of a policy in this to satisfy Sir Orlando, nor was the
conduct of the bill through the House to be placed in his hands. That
was to be intrusted to Mr. Monk, and Mr. Monk would be, if not
nominally the Leader, yet the chief man of the Government in the
House of Commons. This was displeasing to Sir Orlando, and he had,
therefore, demanded from the Prime Minister more of a "policy." Sir
Orlando's present idea of a policy was the building four bigger ships
of war than had ever been built before,—with larger guns, and more
men, and thicker iron plates, and, above all, with a greater
expenditure of money. He had even gone so far as to say, though not
in his semi-official letter to the Prime Minister, that he thought
that "The Salvation of the Empire" should be the cry of the Coalition
party. "After all," he said, "what the people care about is the
Salvation of the Empire!" Sir Orlando was at the head of the
Admiralty; and if glory was to be achieved by the four ships, it
would rest first on the head of Sir Orlando.</p>
<p>Now the Duke thought that the Empire was safe, and had been
throughout his political life averse to increasing the army and navy
estimates. He regarded the four ships as altogether unnecessary,—and
when reminded that he might in this way consolidate the Coalition,
said that he would rather do without the Coalition and the four ships
than have to do with both of them together,—an opinion which was
thought by some to be almost traitorous to the party as now
organised. The secrets of Cabinets are not to be disclosed lightly,
but it came to be understood,—as what is done at Cabinet meetings
generally does come to be understood,—that there was something like
a disagreement. The Prime Minister, the Duke of St. Bungay, and Mr.
Monk were altogether against the four ships. Sir Orlando was
supported by Lord Drummond and another of his old friends. At the
advice of the elder Duke, a paragraph was hatched, in which it was
declared that her Majesty, "having regard to the safety of the nation
and the possible, though happily not probable, chances of war,
thought that the present strength of the navy should be considered."
"It will give him scope for a new gun-boat on an altered principle,"
said the Duke of St. Bungay. But the Prime Minister, could he have
had his own way, would have given Sir Orlando no scope whatever. He
would have let the Coalition have gone to the dogs and have fallen
himself into infinite political ruin, but that he did not dare that
men should hereafter say of him that this attempt at government had
failed because he was stubborn, imperious, and self-confident. He had
known when he took his present place that he must yield to others;
but he had not known how terrible it is to have to yield when a
principle is in question,—how great is the suffering when a man
finds himself compelled to do that which he thinks should not be
done! Therefore, though he had been strangely loving to his wife, the
time had not gone smoothly with him.</p>
<p>In direct disobedience to her husband the Duchess did speak a word to
Mr. Sprugeon. When at the Castle she was frequently driven through
Silverbridge, and on one occasion had her carriage stopped at the
ironmonger's door. Out came Mr. Sprugeon, and there were at first
half-a-dozen standing by who could hear what she said. Millepois, the
cook, wanted to have some new kind of iron plate erected in the
kitchen. Of course she had provided herself beforehand with her
excuse. As a rule, when the cook wanted anything done, he did not
send word to the tradesman by the Duchess. But on this occasion the
Duchess was personally most anxious. She wanted to see how the iron
plate would work. It was to be a particular kind of iron plate. Then,
having watched her opportunity, she said her word, "I suppose we
shall be safe with Mr. Lopez?" When Mr. Sprugeon was about to reply,
she shook her head and went on about the iron plate. This would be
quite enough to let Mr. Sprugeon understand that she was still
anxious about the borough. Mr. Sprugeon was an intelligent man, and
possessed of discretion to a certain extent. As soon as he saw the
little frown and the shake of the head, he understood it all. He and
the Duchess had a secret together. Would not everything about the
Castle in which a morsel of iron was employed want renewing? And
would not the Duchess take care that it should all be renewed by
Sprugeon? But then he must be active, and his activity would be of no
avail unless others helped him. So he whispered a word to Sprout, and
it soon became known that the Castle interest was all alive.</p>
<p>But unfortunately the Duke was also on the alert. The Duke had been
very much in earnest when he made up his mind that the old custom
should be abandoned at Silverbridge and had endeavoured to impress
that determination of his upon his wife. The Duke knew more about his
property and was better acquainted with its details than his wife or
others believed. He heard that in spite of all his orders the Castle
interest was being maintained, and a word was said to him which
seemed to imply that this was his wife's doings. It was then about
the middle of February, and arrangements were in process for the
removal of the family to London. The Duke had already been up to
London for the meeting of Parliament, and had now come back to
Gatherum, purporting to return to London with his wife. Then it was
that it was hinted to him that her Grace was still anxious as to the
election,—and had manifested her anxiety. The rumour hurt him,
though he did not in the least believe it. It showed to him, as he
thought, not that his wife had been false to him,—as in truth she
had been,—but that even her name could not be kept free from
slander. And when he spoke to her on the subject, he did so rather
with the view of proving to her how necessary it was that she should
keep herself altogether aloof from such matters, than with any wish
to make further inquiry. But he elicited the whole truth. "It is so
hard to kill an old established evil," he said.</p>
<p>"What evil have you failed to kill now?"</p>
<p>"Those people at Silverbridge still say that I want to return a
member for them."</p>
<p>"Oh; that's the evil! You know I think that instead of killing an
evil, you have murdered an excellent institution." This at any rate
was very imprudent on the part of the Duchess. After that disobedient
word spoken to Mr. Sprugeon, she should have been more on her guard.</p>
<p>"As to that, Glencora, I must judge for myself."</p>
<p>"Oh yes,—you have been jury, and judge, and executioner."</p>
<p>"I have done as I thought right to do. I am sorry that I should fail
to carry you with me in such a matter, but even failing in that I
must do my duty. You will at any rate agree with me that when I say
the thing should be done, it should be done."</p>
<p>"If you wanted to destroy the house, and cut down all the trees, and
turn the place into a wilderness, I suppose you would only have to
speak. Of course I know it would be wrong that I should have an
opinion. As 'man' you are of course to have your own way." She was in
one of her most aggravating moods. Though he might compel her to
obey, he could not compel her to hold her tongue.</p>
<p>"Glencora, I don't think you know how much you add to my troubles, or
you would not speak to me like that."</p>
<p>"What am I to say? It seems to me that any more suicidal thing than
throwing away the borough never was done. Who will thank you? What
additional support will you get? How will it increase your power?
It's like King Lear throwing off his clothes in the storm because his
daughters turned him out. And you didn't do it because you thought it
right."</p>
<p>"Yes, I did," he said, scowling.</p>
<p>"You did it because Major Pountney disgusted you. You kicked him out.
Why wouldn't that satisfy you without sacrificing the borough? It
isn't what I think or say about it, but that everybody is thinking
and saying the same thing."</p>
<p>"I choose that it shall be so."</p>
<p>"Very well."</p>
<p>"And I don't choose that your name shall be mixed up in it. They say
in Silverbridge that you are canvassing for Mr. Lopez."</p>
<p>"Who says so?"</p>
<p>"I presume it's not true."</p>
<p>"Who says so, Plantagenet?"</p>
<p>"It matters not who has said so, if it be untrue. I presume it to be
false."</p>
<p>"Of course it is false." Then the Duchess remembered her word to Mr.
Sprugeon, and the cowardice of the lie was heavy on her. I doubt
whether she would have been so shocked by the idea of a falsehood as
to have been kept back from it had she before resolved that it would
save her; but she was not in her practice a false woman, her courage
being too high for falsehood. It now seemed to her that by this lie
she was owning herself to be quelled and brought into absolute
subjection by her husband. So she burst out into truth. "Now I think
of it, I did say a word to Mr. Sprugeon. I told him that—that I
hoped Mr. Lopez would be returned. I don't know whether you call that
canvassing."</p>
<p>"I desired you not to speak to Mr. Sprugeon," he thundered forth.</p>
<p>"That's all very well, Plantagenet, but if you desire me to hold my
tongue altogether, what am I to do?"</p>
<p>"What business is this of yours?"</p>
<p>"I suppose I may have my political sympathies as well as another.
Really you are becoming so autocratic that I shall have to go in for
women's rights."</p>
<p>"You mean me to understand then that you intend to put yourself in
opposition to me."</p>
<p>"What a fuss you make about it all!" she said. "Nothing that one can
do is right! You make me wish that I was a milkmaid or a farmer's
wife." So saying she bounced out of the room, leaving the Duke sick
at heart, low in spirit, and doubtful whether he were right or wrong
in his attempts to manage his wife. Surely he must be right in
feeling that in his high office a clearer conduct and cleaner way of
walking was expected from him than from other men! Noblesse oblige!
To his uncle the privilege of returning a member to Parliament had
been a thing of course; and when the Radical newspapers of the day
abused his uncle, his uncle took that abuse as a thing of course. The
old Duke acted after his kind, and did not care what others said of
him. And he himself, when he first came to his dukedom, was not as he
was now. Duties, though they were heavy enough, were lighter then.
Serious matters were less serious. There was this and that matter of
public policy on which he was intent, but, thinking humbly of
himself, he had not yet learned to conceive that he must fit his
public conduct in all things to a straight rule of patriotic justice.
Now it was different with him, and though the change was painful, he
felt it to be imperative. He would fain have been as other men, but
he could not. But in this change it was so needful to him that he
should carry with him the full sympathies of one person;—that she
who was the nearest to him of all should act with him! And now she
had not only disobeyed him, but had told him, as some grocer's wife
might tell her husband, that he was "making a fuss about it all!"</p>
<p>And then, as he thought of the scene which has been described, he
could not quite approve of himself. He knew that he was too
self-conscious,—that he was thinking too much about his own conduct
and the conduct of others to him. The phrase had been odious to him,
but still he could not acquit himself of "making a fuss." Of one
thing only was he sure,—that a grievous calamity had befallen him
when circumstances compelled him to become the Queen's Prime
Minister.</p>
<p>He said nothing further to his wife till they were in London
together, and then he was tempted to caress her again, to be loving
to her, and to show her that he had forgiven her. But she was brusque
to him, as though she did not wish to be forgiven. "Cora," he said,
"do not separate yourself from me."</p>
<p>"Separate myself! What on earth do you mean? I have not dreamed of
such a thing." The Duchess answered him as though he had alluded to
some actual separation.</p>
<p>"I do not mean that. God forbid that a misfortune such as that should
ever happen! Do not disjoin yourself from me in all these troubles."</p>
<p>"What am I to do when you scold me? You must know pretty well by this
time that I don't like to be scolded. 'I desired you not to speak to
Mr. Sprugeon!'" As she repeated his words she imitated his manner and
voice closely. "I shouldn't dream of addressing the children with
such magnificence of anger. 'What business is it of yours?' No woman
likes that sort of thing, and I'm not sure that I am acquainted with
any woman who likes it much less than—Glencora, Duchess of Omnium."
As she said these last words in a low whisper, she curtseyed down to
the ground.</p>
<p>"You know how anxious I am," he began, "that you should share
everything with me,—even in politics. But in all things there must
at last be one voice that shall be the ruling voice."</p>
<p>"And that is to be yours,—of course."</p>
<p>"In such a matter as this it must be."</p>
<p>"And, therefore, I like to do a little business of my own behind your
back. It's human nature, and you've got to put up with it. I wish you
had a better wife. I dare say there are many who would be better.
There's the Duchess of St. Bungay who never troubles her husband
about politics, but only scolds him because the wind blows from the
east. It is just possible there might be worse."</p>
<p>"Oh, Glencora!"</p>
<p>"You had better make the best you can of your bargain and not expect
too much from her. And don't ride over her with a very high horse.
And let her have her own way a little if you really believe that she
has your interest at heart."</p>
<p>After this he was quite aware that she had got the better of him
altogether. On that occasion he smiled and kissed her, and went his
way. But he was by no means satisfied. That he should be thwarted by
her, ate into his very heart;—and it was a wretched thing to him
that he could not make her understand his feeling in this respect. If
it were to go on he must throw up everything. Ruat c[oe]lum,
fiat—proper subordination from his wife in regard to public matters!
No wife had a fuller allowance of privilege, or more complete power
in her hands, as to things fit for women's management. But it was
intolerable to him that she should seek to interfere with him in
matters of a public nature. And she was constantly doing so. She had
always this or that aspirant for office on hand;—this or that job to
be carried, though the jobs were not perhaps much in
themselves;—this or that affair to be managed by her own political
allies, such as Barrington Erle and Phineas Finn. And in his heart he
suspected her of a design of managing the Government in her own way,
with her own particular friend, Mrs. Finn, for her Prime Minister. If
he could in no other way put an end to such evils as these, he must
put an end to his own political life. Ruat c[oe]lum, fiat justitia.
Now "justitia" to him was not compatible with feminine interference
in his own special work.</p>
<p>It may therefore be understood that things were not going very
smoothly with the Duke and Duchess; and it may also be understood why
the Duchess had had very little to say to Mr. Lopez about the
election. She was aware that she owed something to Mr. Lopez, whom
she had certainly encouraged to stand for the borough, and she had
therefore sent her card to his wife and was prepared to invite them
both to her parties;—but just at present she was a little tired of
Ferdinand Lopez, and perhaps unjustly disposed to couple him with
that unfortunate wretch, Major Pountney.</p>
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