<h2>CHAPTER II</h2>
<p>“<span class="smcap">Do</span> you mean, Governor, that
you have actually bought the house?” demanded Dick,
“or are we only talking about it?”</p>
<p>“This time, Dick,” I answered, “I have done
it.”</p>
<p>Dick looked serious. “Is it what you
wanted?” he asked.</p>
<p>“No, Dick,” I replied, “it is not what I
wanted. I wanted an old-fashioned, picturesque, rambling
sort of a place, all gables and ivy and oriel windows.”</p>
<p>“You are mixing things up,” Dick interrupted,
“gables and oriel windows don’t go
together.”</p>
<p>“I beg your pardon, Dick,” I corrected him,
“in the house I wanted, they do. It is the style of
house you find in the Christmas number. I have never seen
it anywhere else, but I took a fancy to it from the first.
It is not too far from the church, and it lights up well at
night. ‘One of these days,’ I used to say to
myself when a boy, ‘I’ll be a clever man and live in
a house just like that.’ It was my dream.”</p>
<p>“And what is this place like?” demanded Robin,
“this place you have bought.”</p>
<p>“The agent,” I explained, “claims for it
that it is capable of improvement. I asked him to what
school of architecture he would say it belonged; he said he
thought that it must have been a local school, and pointed
out—what seems to be the truth—that nowadays they do
not build such houses.”</p>
<p>“Near to the river?” demanded Dick.</p>
<p>“Well, by the road,” I answered, “I daresay
it may be a couple of miles.”</p>
<p>“And by the shortest way?” questioned Dick.</p>
<p>“That is the shortest way,” I explained;
“there’s a prettier way through the woods, but that
is about three miles and a half.”</p>
<p>“But we had decided it was to be near the river,”
said Robin.</p>
<p>“We also decided,” I replied, “that it was
to be on sandy soil, with a south-west aspect. Only one
thing in this house has a south-west aspect, and that’s the
back door. I asked the agent about the sand. He
advised me, if I wanted it in any quantity, to get an estimate
from the Railway Company. I wanted it on a hill. It
is on a hill, with a bigger hill in front of it. I
didn’t want that other hill. I wanted an
uninterrupted view of the southern half of England. I
wanted to take people out on the step, and cram them with stories
about our being able on clear days to see the Bristol
Channel. They might not have believed me, but without that
hill I could have stuck to it, and they could not have been
certain—not dead certain—I was lying.</p>
<p>“Personally, I should have liked a house where something
had happened. I should have liked, myself, a
blood-stain—not a fussy blood-stain, a neat unobtrusive
blood-stain that would have been content, most of its time, to
remain hidden under the mat, shown only occasionally as a treat
to visitors. I had hopes even of a ghost. I
don’t mean one of those noisy ghosts that doesn’t
seem to know it is dead. A lady ghost would have been my
fancy, a gentle ghost with quiet, pretty ways. This
house—well, it is such a sensible-looking house, that is my
chief objection to it. It has got an echo. If you go
to the end of the garden and shout at it very loudly, it answers
you back. This is the only bit of fun you can have with
it. Even then it answers you in such a tone you feel it
thinks the whole thing silly—is doing it merely to humour
you. It is one of those houses that always seems to be
thinking of its rates and taxes.”</p>
<p>“Any reason at all for your having bought it?”
asked Dick.</p>
<p>“Yes, Dick,” I answered. “We are all
of us tired of this suburb. We want to live in the country
and be good. To live in the country with any comfort it is
necessary to have a house there. This being admitted, it
follows we must either build a house or buy one. I would
rather not build a house. Talboys built himself a
house. You know Talboys. When I first met him, before
he started building, he was a cheerful soul with a kindly word
for everyone. The builder assures him that in another
twenty years, when the colour has had time to tone down, his
house will be a picture. At present it makes him bilious,
the mere sight of it. Year by year, they tell him, as the
dampness wears itself away, he will suffer less and less from
rheumatism, ague, and lumbago. He has a hedge round the
garden; it is eighteen inches high. To keep the boys out he
has put up barbed-wire fencing. But wire fencing affords no
real privacy. When the Talboys are taking coffee on the
lawn, there is generally a crowd from the village watching
them. There are trees in the garden; you know they are
trees—there is a label tied to each one telling you what
sort of tree it is. For the moment there is a similarity
about them. Thirty years hence, Talboys estimates, they
will afford him shade and comfort; but by that time he hopes to
be dead. I want a house that has got over all its troubles;
I don’t want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a
young and inexperienced house.”</p>
<p>“But why this particular house?” urged Robin,
“if, as you say, it is not the house you wanted.”</p>
<p>“Because, my dear girl,” I answered, “it is
less unlike the house I wanted than other houses I have
seen. When we are young we make up our minds to try and get
what we want; when we have arrived at years of discretion we
decide to try and want what we can get. It saves
time. During the last two years I have seen about sixty
houses, and out of the lot there was only one that was really the
house I wanted. Hitherto I have kept the story to
myself. Even now, thinking about it irritates me. It
was not an agent who told me of it. I met a man by chance
in a railway carriage. He had a black eye. If ever I
meet him again I’ll give him another. He accounted
for it by explaining that he had had trouble with a golf ball,
and at the time I believed him. I mentioned to him in
conversation I was looking for a house. He described this
place to me, and it seemed to me hours before the train stopped
at a station. When it did I got out and took the next train
back. I did not even wait for lunch. I had my bicycle
with me, and I went straight there. It was—well, it
was the house I wanted. If it had vanished suddenly, and I
had found myself in bed, the whole thing would have seemed more
reasonable. The proprietor opened the door to me
himself. He had the bearing of a retired military
man. It was afterwards I learnt he was the proprietor.</p>
<p>“I said, ‘Good afternoon; if it is not troubling
you, I would like to look over the house.’ We were
standing in the oak-panelled hall. I noticed the carved
staircase about which the man in the train had told me, also the
Tudor fireplaces. That is all I had time to notice.
The next moment I was lying on my back in the middle of the
gravel with the door shut. I looked up. I saw the old
maniac’s head sticking out of a little window. It was
an evil face. He had a gun in his hand.</p>
<p>“‘I’m going to count twenty,’ he
said. ‘If you are not the other side of the gate by
then, I shoot.’</p>
<p>“I ran over the figures myself on my way to the
gate. I made it eighteen.</p>
<p>“I had an hour to wait for the train. I talked the
matter over with the station-master.</p>
<p>“‘Yes,’ he said, ‘there’ll be
trouble up there one of these days.’</p>
<p>“I said, ‘It seems to me to have begun.’</p>
<p>“He said, ‘It’s the Indian sun. It
gets into their heads. We have one or two in the
neighbourhood. They are quiet enough till something
happens.’</p>
<p>“‘If I’d been two seconds longer,’ I
said, ‘I believe he’d have done it.’</p>
<p>“‘It’s a taking house,’ said the
station-master; ‘not too big and not too little.
It’s the sort of house people seem to be looking
for.’</p>
<p>“‘I don’t envy,’ I said, ‘the
next person that finds it.’</p>
<p>“‘He settled himself down here,’ said the
station-master, ‘about ten years ago. Since then, if
one person has offered to take the house off his hands, I suppose
a thousand have. At first he would laugh at them
good-temperedly—explain to them that his idea was to live
there himself, in peace and quietness, till he died. Two
out of every three of them would express their willingness to
wait for that, and suggest some arrangement by which they might
enter into possession, say, a week after the funeral. The
last few months it has been worse than ever. I reckon
you’re about the eighth that has been up there this week,
and to-day only Thursday. There’s something to be
said, you know, for the old man.’”</p>
<p>“And did he,” asked Dick—“did he shoot
the next party that came along?”</p>
<p>“Don’t be so silly, Dick,” said Robin;
“it’s a story. Tell us another, Pa.”</p>
<p>“I don’t know what you mean, Robina, by a
story,” I said. “If you mean to
imply—”</p>
<p>Robina said she didn’t; but I know quite well she
did. Because I am an author, and have to tell stories for
my living, people think I don’t know any truth. It is
vexing enough to be doubted when one is exaggerating; to have
sneers flung at one by one’s own kith and kin when one is
struggling to confine oneself to bald, bare narrative—well,
where is the inducement to be truthful? There are times
when I almost say to myself that I will never tell the truth
again.</p>
<p>“As it happens,” I said, “the story is true,
in many places. I pass over your indifference to the risk I
ran; though a nice girl at the point where the gun was mentioned
would have expressed alarm. Anyhow, at the end you might
have said something more sympathetic than merely, ‘Tell us
another.’ He did not shoot the next party that
arrived, for the reason that the very next day his wife, alarmed
at what had happened, went up to London and consulted an
expert—none too soon, as it turned out. The poor old
fellow died six months later in a private lunatic asylum; I had
it from the station-master on passing through the junction again
this spring. The house fell into the possession of his
nephew, who is living in it now. He is a youngish man with
a large family, and people have learnt that the place is not for
sale. It seems to me rather a sad story. The Indian
sun, as the station-master thinks, may have started the trouble;
but the end was undoubtedly hastened by the annoyance to which
the unfortunate gentleman had been subjected; and I myself might
have been shot. The only thing that comforts me is thinking
of that fool’s black eye—the fool that sent me
there.”</p>
<p>“And none of the other houses,” suggested Dick,
“were any good at all?”</p>
<p>“There were drawbacks, Dick,” I explained.
“There was a house in Essex; it was one of the first your
mother and I inspected. I nearly shed tears of joy when I
read the advertisement. It had once been a priory.
Queen Elizabeth had slept there on her way to Greenwich. A
photograph of the house accompanied the advertisement. I
should not have believed the thing had it been a picture.
It was under twelve miles from Charing Cross. The owner, it
was stated, was open to offers.”</p>
<p>“All humbug, I suppose,” suggested Dick.</p>
<p>“The advertisement, if anything,” I replied,
“had under-estimated the attractiveness of that
house. All I blame the advertisement for is that it did not
mention other things. It did not mention, for instance,
that since Queen Elizabeth’s time the neighbourhood had
changed. It did not mention that the entrance was between a
public-house one side of the gate and a fried-fish shop on the
other; that the Great Eastern Railway-Company had established a
goods depot at the bottom of the garden; that the drawing-room
windows looked out on extensive chemical works, and the
dining-room windows, which were round the corner, on a
stonemason’s yard. The house itself was a
dream.”</p>
<p>“But what is the sense of it?” demanded
Dick. “What do house agents think is the good of
it? Do they think people likely to take a house after
reading the advertisement without ever going to see
it?”</p>
<p>“I asked an agent once that very question,” I
replied. “He said they did it first and foremost to
keep up the spirits of the owner—the man who wanted to sell
the house. He said that when a man was trying to part with
a house he had to listen to so much abuse of it from people who
came to see it that if somebody did not stick up for the
house—say all that could be said for it, and gloss over its
defects—he would end by becoming so ashamed of it he would
want to give it away, or blow it up with dynamite. He said
that reading the advertisement in the agent’s catalogue was
the only thing that reconciled him to being the owner of the
house. He said one client of his had been trying to sell
his house for years—until one day in the office he read by
chance the agent’s description of it. Upon which he
went straight home, took down the board, and has lived there
contentedly ever since. From that point of view there is
reason in the system; but for the house-hunter it works
badly.</p>
<p>“One agent sent me a day’s journey to see a house
standing in the middle of a brickfield, with a view of the Grand
Junction Canal. I asked him where was the river he had
mentioned. He explained it was the other side of the canal,
but on a lower level; that was the only reason why from the house
you couldn’t see it. I asked him for his picturesque
scenery. He explained it was farther on, round the
bend. He seemed to think me unreasonable, expecting to find
everything I wanted just outside the front-door. He
suggested my shutting out the brickfield—if I didn’t
like the brickfield—with trees. He suggested the
eucalyptus-tree. He said it was a rapid grower. He
also told me that it yielded gum.</p>
<p>“Another house I travelled down into Dorsetshire to
see. It contained, according to the advertisement,
‘perhaps the most perfect specimen of Norman arch extant in
Southern England.’ It was to be found mentioned in
Dugdale, and dated from the thirteenth century. I
don’t quite know what I expected. I argued to myself
that there must have been ruffians of only moderate means even in
those days. Here and there some robber baron who had struck
a poor line of country would have had to be content with a homely
little castle. A few such, hidden away in unfrequented
districts, had escaped destruction. More civilised
descendants had adapted them to later requirements. I had
in my mind, before the train reached Dorchester, something
between a miniature Tower of London and a mediæval edition
of Ann Hathaway’s cottage at Stratford. I pictured
dungeons and a drawbridge, perhaps a secret passage.
Lamchick has a secret passage, leading from behind a sort of
portrait in the dining-room to the back of the kitchen
chimney. They use it for a linen closet. It seems to
me a pity. Of course originally it went on farther.
The vicar, who is a bit of an antiquarian, believes it comes out
somewhere in the churchyard. I tell Lamchick he ought to
have it opened up, but his wife doesn’t want it
touched. She seems to think it just right as it is. I
have always had a fancy for a secret passage. I decided I
would have the drawbridge repaired and made practicable.
Flanked on each side with flowers in tubs, it would have been a
novel and picturesque approach.”</p>
<p>“Was there a drawbridge?” asked Dick.</p>
<p>“There was no drawbridge,” I explained.
“The entrance to the house was through what the caretaker
called the conservatory. It was not the sort of house that
goes with a drawbridge.”</p>
<p>“Then what about the Norman arches?” argued
Dick.</p>
<p>“Not arches,” I corrected him; “Arch.
The Norman arch was downstairs in the kitchen. It was the
kitchen, that had been built in the thirteenth century—and
had not had much done to it since, apparently. Originally,
I should say, it had been the torture chamber; it gave you that
idea. I think your mother would have raised objections to
the kitchen—anyhow, when she came to think of the
cook. It would have been necessary to put it to the woman
before engaging her:—</p>
<p>“‘You don’t mind cooking in a dungeon in the
dark, do you?’</p>
<p>“Some cooks would. The rest of the house was what
I should describe as present-day mixed style. The last
tenant but one had thrown out a bathroom in corrugated
iron.”</p>
<p>“Then there was a house in Berkshire that I took your
mother to see, with a trout stream running through the
grounds. I imagined myself going out after lunch, catching
trout for dinner; inviting swagger friends down to ‘my
little place in Berkshire’ for a few days’
trout-fishing. There is a man I once knew who is now a
baronet. He used to be keen on fishing. I thought
maybe I’d get him. It would have looked well in the
Literary Gossip column: ‘Among the other distinguished
guests’—you know the sort of thing. I had the
paragraph already in my mind. The wonder is I didn’t
buy a rod.”</p>
<p>“Wasn’t there any trout stream?” questioned
Robin.</p>
<p>“There was a stream,” I answered; “if
anything, too much stream. The stream was the first thing
your mother noticed. She noticed it a quarter of an hour
before we came to it—before we knew it was the
stream. We drove back to the town, and she bought a
smelling-bottle, the larger size.</p>
<p>“It gave your mother a headache, that stream, and made
me mad. The agent’s office was opposite the
station. I allowed myself half an hour on my way back to
tell him what I thought of him, and then I missed the
train. I could have got it in if he had let me talk all the
time, but he would interrupt. He said it was the people at
the paper-mill—that he had spoken to them about it more
than once; he seemed to think sympathy was all I wanted. He
assured me, on his word as a house-agent, that it had once been a
trout stream. The fact was historical. Isaac Walton
had fished there—that was prior to the paper-mill. He
thought a collection of trout, male and female, might be bought
and placed in it; preference being given to some hardy breed of
trout, accustomed to roughing it. I told him I wasn’t
looking for a place where I could play at being Noah; and left
him, as I explained to him, with the intention of going straight
to my solicitors and instituting proceedings against him for
talking like a fool; and he put on his hat and went across to his
solicitors to commence proceedings against me for libel.</p>
<p>“I suppose that, with myself, he thought better of it in
the end. But I’m tired of having my life turned into
one perpetual first of April. This house that I have bought
is not my heart’s desire, but about it there are
possibilities. We will put in lattice windows, and fuss-up
the chimneys. Maybe we will let in a tablet over the
front-door, with a date—always looks well: it is a
picturesque figure, the old-fashioned five. By the time we
have done with it—for all practical purposes—it will
be a Tudor manor-house. I have always wanted an old Tudor
manor-house. There is no reason, so far as I can see, why
there should not be stories connected with this house. Why
should not we have a room in which Somebody once slept? We
won’t have Queen Elizabeth. I’m tired of Queen
Elizabeth. Besides, I don’t believe she’d have
been nice. Why not Queen Anne? A quiet, gentle old
lady, from all accounts, who would not have given trouble.
Or, better still, Shakespeare. He was constantly to and fro
between London and Stratford. It would not have been so
very much out of his way. ‘The room where Shakespeare
slept!’ Why, it’s a new idea. Nobody ever
seems to have thought of Shakespeare. There is the
four-post bedstead. Your mother never liked it. She
will insist, it harbours things. We might hang the wall
with scenes from his plays, and have a bust of the old gentleman
himself over the door. If I’m left alone and not
worried, I’ll probably end by believing that he really did
sleep there.”</p>
<p>“What about cupboards?” suggested Dick.
“The Little Mother will clamour for cupboards.”</p>
<p>It is unexplainable, the average woman’s passion for
cupboards. In heaven, her first request, I am sure, is
always, “Can I have a cupboard?” She would keep
her husband and children in cupboards if she had her way: that
would be her idea of the perfect home, everybody wrapped up with
a piece of camphor in his or her own proper cupboard. I
knew a woman once who was happy—for a woman. She
lived in a house with twenty-nine cupboards: I think it must have
been built by a woman. They were spacious cupboards, many
of them, with doors in no way different from other doors.
Visitors would wish each other good-night and disappear with
their candles into cupboards, staggering out backwards the next
moment, looking scared. One poor gentleman, this
woman’s husband told me, having to go downstairs again for
something he had forgotten, and unable on his return to strike
anything else but cupboards, lost heart and finished up the night
in a cupboard. At breakfast-time guests would hurry down,
and burst open cupboard doors with a cheery
“Good-morning.” When that woman was out, nobody
in that house ever knew where anything was; and when she came
home she herself only knew where it ought to have been. Yet
once, when one of those twenty-nine cupboards had to be cleared
out temporarily for repairs, she never smiled, her husband told
me, for more than three weeks—not till the workmen were out
of the house, and that cupboard in working order again. She
said it was so confusing, having nowhere to put her things.</p>
<p>The average woman does not want a house, in the ordinary sense
of the word. What she wants is something made by a
genii. You have found, as you think, the ideal house.
You show her the Adams fireplace in the drawing-room. You
tap the wainscoting of the hall with your umbrella:
“Oak,” you impress upon her, “all
oak.” You draw her attention to the view: you tell
her the local legend. By fixing her head against the
window-pane she can see the tree on which the man was
hanged. You dwell upon the sundial; you mention for a
second time the Adams fireplace.</p>
<p>“It’s all very nice,” she answers,
“but where are the children going to sleep?”</p>
<p>It is so disheartening.</p>
<p>If it isn’t the children, it’s the water.
She wants water—wants to know where it comes from.
You show her where it comes from.</p>
<p>“What, out of that nasty place!” she exclaims.</p>
<p>She is equally dissatisfied whether it be drawn from a well,
or whether it be water that has fallen from heaven and been
stored in tanks. She has no faith in Nature’s
water. A woman never believes that water can be good that
does not come from a water-works. Her idea appears to be
that the Company makes it fresh every morning from some old
family recipe.</p>
<p>If you do succeed in reconciling her to the water, then she
feels sure that the chimneys smoke; they look as if they
smoked. Why—as you tell her—the chimneys are
the best part of the house. You take her outside and make
her look at them. They are genuine sixteenth-century
chimneys, with carving on them. They couldn’t
smoke. They wouldn’t do anything so inartistic.
She says she only hopes you are right, and suggests cowls, if
they do.</p>
<p>After that she wants to see the kitchen—where’s
the kitchen? You don’t know where it is. You
didn’t bother about the kitchen. There must be a
kitchen, of course. You proceed to search for the
kitchen. When you find it she is worried because it is the
opposite end of the house to the dining-room. You point out
to her the advantage of being away from the smell of the
cooking. At that she gets personal: tells you that you are
the first to grumble when the dinner is cold; and in her madness
accuses the whole male sex of being impractical. The mere
sight of an empty house makes a woman fretful.</p>
<p>Of course the stove is wrong. The kitchen stove always
is wrong. You promise she shall have a new one. Six
months later she will want the old one back again: but it would
be cruel to tell her this. The promise of that new stove
comforts her. The woman never loses hope that one day it
will come—the all-satisfying kitchen stove, the stove of
her girlish dreams.</p>
<p>The question of the stove settled, you imagine you have
silenced all opposition. At once she begins to talk about
things that nobody but a woman or a sanitary inspector can talk
about without blushing.</p>
<p>It calls for tact, getting a woman into a new house. She
is nervous, suspicious.</p>
<p>“I am glad, my dear Dick,” I answered; “that
you have mentioned cupboards. It is with cupboards that I
am hoping to lure your mother. The cupboards, from her
point of view, will be the one bright spot; there are fourteen of
them. I am trusting to cupboards to tide me over many
things. I shall want you to come with me, Dick.
Whenever your mother begins a sentence with: ‘But now to be
practical, dear,’ I want you to murmur something about
cupboards—not irritatingly as if it had been prearranged:
have a little gumption.”</p>
<p>“Will there be room for a tennis court?” demanded
Dick.</p>
<p>“An excellent tennis court already exists,” I
informed him. “I have also purchased the adjoining
paddock. We shall be able to keep our own cow. Maybe
we’ll breed horses.”</p>
<p>“We might have a croquet lawn,” suggested
Robin.</p>
<p>“We might easily have a croquet lawn,” I
agreed. “On a full-sized lawn I believe Veronica
might be taught to play. There are natures that demand
space. On a full-sized lawn, protected by a stout iron
border, less time might be wasted exploring the surrounding
scenery for Veronica’s lost ball.”</p>
<p>“No chance of a golf links anywhere in the
neighbourhood?” feared Dick.</p>
<p>“I am not so sure,” I answered.
“Barely a mile away there is a pretty piece of gorse land
that appears to be no good to anyone. I daresay for a
reasonable offer—”</p>
<p>“I say, when will this show be ready?” interrupted
Dick.</p>
<p>“I propose beginning the alterations at once,” I
explained. “By luck there happens to be a
gamekeeper’s cottage vacant and within distance. The
agent is going to get me the use of it for a year—a
primitive little place, but charmingly situate on the edge of a
wood. I shall furnish a couple of rooms; and for part of
every week I shall make a point of being down there,
superintending. I have always been considered good at
superintending. My poor father used to say it was the only
work I seemed to take an interest in. By being on the spot
to hurry everybody on I hope to have the ‘show,’ as
you term it, ready by the spring.”</p>
<p>“I shall never marry,” said Robin.</p>
<p>“Don’t be so easily discouraged,” advised
Dick; “you are still young.”</p>
<p>“I don’t ever want to get married,”
continued Robin. “I should only quarrel with my
husband, if I did. And Dick will never do
anything—not with his head.”</p>
<p>“Forgive me if I am dull,” I pleaded, “but
what is the connection between this house, your quarrels with
your husband if you ever get one, and Dick’s
head?”</p>
<p>By way of explanation, Robin sprang to the ground, and before
he could stop her had flung her arms around Dick’s
neck.</p>
<p>“We can’t help it, Dick dear,” she told
him. “Clever parents always have duffing
children. But we’ll be of some use in the world after
all, you and I.”</p>
<p>The idea was that Dick, when he had finished failing in
examinations, should go out to Canada and start a farm, taking
Robin with him. They would breed cattle, and gallop over
the prairies, and camp out in the primeval forest, and slide
about on snow-shoes, and carry canoes on their backs, and shoot
rapids, and stalk things—so far as I could gather, have a
sort of everlasting Buffalo-Bill’s show all to
themselves. How and when the farm work was to get itself
done was not at all clear. The Little Mother and myself
were to end our days with them. We were to sit about in the
sun for a time, and then pass peacefully away. Robin shed a
few tears at this point, but regained her spirits, thinking of
Veronica, who was to be lured out on a visit and married to some
true-hearted yeoman: which is not at present Veronica’s
ambition. Veronica’s conviction is that she would
look well in a coronet: her own idea is something in the ducal
line. Robina talked for about ten minutes. By the
time she had done she had persuaded Dick that life in the
backwoods of Canada had been his dream from infancy. She is
that sort of girl.</p>
<p>I tried talking reason, but talking to Robin when she has got
a notion in her head is like trying to fix a halter on a
two-year-old colt. This tumble-down, six-roomed cottage was
to be the saving of the family. An ecstatic look
transfigured Robina’s face even as she spoke of it.
You might have fancied it a shrine. Robina would do the
cooking. Robina would rise early and milk the cow, and
gather the morning egg. We would lead the simple life,
learn to fend for ourselves. It would be so good for
Veronica. The higher education could wait; let the higher
ideals have a chance. Veronica would make the beds, dust
the rooms. In the evening Veronica, her little basket by
her side, would sit and sew while I talked, telling them things,
and Robina moved softly to and fro about her work, the household
fairy. The Little Mother, whenever strong enough, would
come to us. We would hover round her, tending her with
loving hands. The English farmer must know something, in
spite of all that is said. Dick could arrange for lessons
in practical farming. She did not say it crudely; but
hinted that, surrounded by example, even I might come to take an
interest in honest labour, might end by learning to do something
useful.</p>
<p>Robina talked, I should say, for a quarter of an hour.
By the time she had done, it appeared to me rather a beautiful
idea. Dick’s vacation had just commenced. For
the next three months there would be nothing else for him to do
but—to employ his own expressive phrase—“rot
round.” In any event, it would be keeping him out of
mischief. Veronica’s governess was leaving.
Veronica’s governess generally does leave at the end of
about a year. I think sometimes of advertising for a lady
without a conscience. At the end of a year, they explain to
me that their conscience will not allow them to remain longer;
they do not feel they are earning their salary. It is not
that the child is not a dear child, it is not that she is
stupid. Simply it is—as a German lady to whom Dick
had been giving what he called finishing lessons in English, once
put it—that she does not seem to be “taking
any.” Her mother’s idea is that it is
“sinking in.” Perhaps if we allowed Veronica to
lie fallow for awhile, something might show itself. Robina,
speaking for herself, held that a period of quiet usefulness,
away from the society of other silly girls and sillier boys,
would result in her becoming a sensible woman. It is not
often that Robina’s yearnings take this direction: to
thwart them, when they did, seemed wrong.</p>
<p>We had some difficulty with the Little Mother. That
these three babies of hers will ever be men and women capable of
running a six-roomed cottage appears to the Little Mother in the
light of a fantastic dream. I explained to her that I
should be there, at all events for two or three days in every
week, to give an eye to things. Even that did not content
her. She gave way eventually on Robina’s solemn
undertaking that she should be telegraphed for the first time
Veronica coughed.</p>
<p>On Monday we packed a one-horse van with what we deemed
essential. Dick and Robina rode their bicycles.
Veronica, supported by assorted bedding, made herself comfortable
upon the tailboard. I followed down by train on the
Wednesday afternoon.</p>
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