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<h2> CHAPTER XXVIII. </h2>
<p>What, man, ne'er lack a draught, when the full can<br/>
Stands at thine elbow, and craves emptying!—<br/>
Nay, fear not me, for I have no delight<br/>
To watch men's vices, since I have myself<br/>
Of virtue nought to boast of—I'm a striker,<br/>
Would have the world strike with me, pell-mell, all.<br/>
—PANDEMONIUM.<br/></p>
<p>Tressilian, in strange agitation of mind, had hardly stepped down the
first two or three steps of the winding staircase, when, greatly to his
surprise and displeasure, he met Michael Lambourne, wearing an impudent
familiarity of visage, for which Tressilian felt much disposed to throw
him down-stairs; until he remembered the prejudice which Amy, the only
object of his solicitude, was likely to receive from his engaging in any
act of violence at that time and in that place.</p>
<p>He therefore contented himself with looking sternly upon Lambourne, as
upon one whom he deemed unworthy of notice, and attempted to pass him in
his way downstairs, without any symptom of recognition. But Lambourne,
who, amidst the profusion of that day's hospitality, had not failed to
take a deep though not an overpowering cup of sack, was not in the humour
of humbling himself before any man's looks. He stopped Tressilian upon the
staircase without the least bashfulness or embarrassment, and addressed
him as if he had been on kind and intimate terms:—"What, no grudge
between us, I hope, upon old scores, Master Tressilian?—nay, I am
one who remembers former kindness rather than latter feud. I'll convince
you that I meant honestly and kindly, ay, and comfortably by you."</p>
<p>"I desire none of your intimacy," said Tressilian—"keep company with
your mates."</p>
<p>"Now, see how hasty he is!" said Lambourne; "and how these gentles, that
are made questionless out of the porcelain clay of the earth, look down
upon poor Michael Lambourne! You would take Master Tressilian now for the
most maid-like, modest, simpering squire of dames that ever made love when
candles were long i' the stuff—snuff; call you it? Why, you would
play the saint on us, Master Tressilian, and forget that even now thou
hast a commodity in thy very bedchamber, to the shame of my lord's castle,
ha! ha! ha! Have I touched you, Master Tressilian?"</p>
<p>"I know not what you mean," said Tressilian, inferring, however, too
surely, that this licentious ruffian must have been sensible of Amy's
presence in his apartment; "but if," he continued, "thou art varlet of the
chambers, and lackest a fee, there is one to leave mine unmolested."</p>
<p>Lambourne looked at the piece of gold, and put it in his pocket saying,
"Now, I know not but you might have done more with me by a kind word than
by this chiming rogue. But after all he pays well that pays with gold; and
Mike Lambourne was never a makebate, or a spoil-sport, or the like. E'en
live, and let others live, that is my motto-only, I would not let some
folks cock their beaver at me neither, as if they were made of silver ore,
and I of Dutch pewter. So if I keep your secret, Master Tressilian, you
may look sweet on me at least; and were I to want a little backing or
countenance, being caught, as you see the best of us may be, in a sort of
peccadillo—why, you owe it me—and so e'en make your chamber
serve you and that same bird in bower beside—it's all one to Mike
Lambourne."</p>
<p>"Make way, sir," said Tressilian, unable to bridle his indignation, "you
have had your fee."</p>
<p>"Um!" said Lambourne, giving place, however, while he sulkily muttered
between his teeth, repeating Tressilian's words, "Make way—and you
have had your fee; but it matters not, I will spoil no sport, as I said
before. I am no dog in the manger—mind that."</p>
<p>He spoke louder and louder, as Tressilian, by whom he felt himself
overawed, got farther and farther out of hearing.</p>
<p>"I am no dog in the manger; but I will not carry coals neither—mind
that, Master Tressilian; and I will have a peep at this wench whom you
have quartered so commodiously in your old haunted room—afraid of
ghosts, belike, and not too willing to sleep alone. If I had done this now
in a strange lord's castle, the word had been, The porter's lodge for the
knave! and, have him flogged—trundle him downstairs like a turnip!
Ay, but your virtuous gentlemen take strange privileges over us, who are
downright servants of our senses. Well—I have my Master Tressilian's
head under my belt by this lucky discovery, that is one thing certain; and
I will try to get a sight of this Lindabrides of his, that is another."</p>
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