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<h2> CHAPTER V </h2>
<p>The celebration went off well. The friends were all present, both the
young and the old. Among the young were Flossie and Gracie Peanut and
their brother Adelbert, who was a rising young journeyman tinner, also
Hosannah Dilkins, Jr., journeyman plasterer, just out of his
apprenticeship. For many months Adelbert and Hosannah had been showing
interest in Gwendolen and Clytemnestra Foster, and the parents of the
girls had noticed this with private satisfaction. But they suddenly
realized now that that feeling had passed. They recognized that the
changed financial conditions had raised up a social bar between their
daughters and the young mechanics. The daughters could now look higher—and
must. Yes, must. They need marry nothing below the grade of lawyer or
merchant; poppa and momma would take care of this; there must be no
mesalliances.</p>
<p>However, these thinkings and projects of their were private, and did not
show on the surface, and therefore threw no shadow upon the celebration.
What showed upon the surface was a serene and lofty contentment and a
dignity of carriage and gravity of deportment which compelled the
admiration and likewise the wonder of the company. All noticed it and all
commented upon it, but none was able to divine the secret of it. It was a
marvel and a mystery. Three several persons remarked, without suspecting
what clever shots they were making:</p>
<p>"It's as if they'd come into property."</p>
<p>That was just it, indeed.</p>
<p>Most mothers would have taken hold of the matrimonial matter in the old
regulation way; they would have given the girls a talking to, of a solemn
sort and untactful—a lecture calculated to defeat its own purpose,
by producing tears and secret rebellion; and the said mothers would have
further damaged the business by requesting the young mechanics to
discontinue their attentions. But this mother was different. She was
practical. She said nothing to any of the young people concerned, nor to
any one else except Sally. He listened to her and understood; understood
and admired. He said:</p>
<p>"I get the idea. Instead of finding fault with the samples on view, thus
hurting feelings and obstructing trade without occasion, you merely offer
a higher class of goods for the money, and leave nature to take her
course. It's wisdom, Aleck, solid wisdom, and sound as a nut. Who's your
fish? Have you nominated him yet?"</p>
<p>No, she hadn't. They must look the market over—which they did. To
start with, they considered and discussed Brandish, rising young lawyer,
and Fulton, rising young dentist. Sally must invite them to dinner. But
not right away; there was no hurry, Aleck said. Keep an eye on the pair,
and wait; nothing would be lost by going slowly in so important a matter.</p>
<p>It turned out that this was wisdom, too; for inside of three weeks Aleck
made a wonderful strike which swelled her imaginary hundred thousand to
four hundred thousand of the same quality. She and Sally were in the
clouds that evening. For the first time they introduced champagne at
dinner. Not real champagne, but plenty real enough for the amount of
imagination expended on it. It was Sally that did it, and Aleck weakly
submitted. At bottom both were troubled and ashamed, for he was a high-up
Son of Temperance, and at funerals wore an apron which no dog could look
upon and retain his reason and his opinion; and she was a W. C. T. U.,
with all that that implies of boiler-iron virtue and unendurable holiness.
But there it was; the pride of riches was beginning its disintegrating
work. They had lived to prove, once more, a sad truth which had been
proven many times before in the world: that whereas principle is a great
and noble protection against showy and degrading vanities and vices,
poverty is worth six of it. More than four hundred thousand dollars to the
good. They took up the matrimonial matter again. Neither the dentist nor
the lawyer was mentioned; there was no occasion, they were out of the
running. Disqualified. They discussed the son of the pork-packer and the
son of the village banker. But finally, as in the previous case, they
concluded to wait and think, and go cautiously and sure.</p>
<p>Luck came their way again. Aleck, ever watchful saw a great and risky
chance, and took a daring flyer. A time of trembling, of doubt, of awful
uneasiness followed, for non-success meant absolute ruin and nothing short
of it. Then came the result, and Aleck, faint with joy, could hardly
control her voice when she said:</p>
<p>"The suspense is over, Sally—and we are worth a cold million!"</p>
<p>Sally wept for gratitude, and said:</p>
<p>"Oh, Electra, jewel of women, darling of my heart, we are free at last, we
roll in wealth, we need never scrimp again. It's a case for Veuve
Cliquot!" and he got out a pint of spruce-beer and made sacrifice, he
saying "Damn the expense," and she rebuking him gently with reproachful
but humid and happy eyes.</p>
<p>They shelved the pork-packer's son and the banker's son, and sat down to
consider the Governor's son and the son of the Congressman.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER VI </h2>
<p>It were a weariness to follow in detail the leaps and bounds the Foster
fictitious finances took from this time forth. It was marvelous, it was
dizzying, it was dazzling. Everything Aleck touched turned to fairy gold,
and heaped itself glittering toward the firmament. Millions upon millions
poured in, and still the mighty stream flowed thundering along, still its
vast volume increased. Five millions—ten millions—twenty—thirty—was
there never to be an end?</p>
<p>Two years swept by in a splendid delirium, the intoxicated Fosters
scarcely noticing the flight of time. They were now worth three hundred
million dollars; they were in every board of directors of every prodigious
combine in the country; and still as time drifted along, the millions went
on piling up, five at a time, ten at a time, as fast as they could tally
them off, almost. The three hundred double itself—then doubled again—and
yet again—and yet once more.</p>
<p>Twenty-four hundred millions!</p>
<p>The business was getting a little confused. It was necessary to take an
account of stock, and straighten it out. The Fosters knew it, they felt
it, they realized that it was imperative; but they also knew that to do it
properly and perfectly the task must be carried to a finish without a
break when once it was begun. A ten-hours' job; and where could THEY find
ten leisure hours in a bunch? Sally was selling pins and sugar and calico
all day and every day; Aleck was cooking and washing dishes and sweeping
and making beds all day and every day, with none to help, for the
daughters were being saved up for high society. The Fosters knew there was
one way to get the ten hours, and only one. Both were ashamed to name it;
each waited for the other to do it. Finally Sally said:</p>
<p>"Somebody's got to give in. It's up to me. Consider that I've named it—never
mind pronouncing it out aloud."</p>
<p>Aleck colored, but was grateful. Without further remark, they fell. Fell,
and—broke the Sabbath. For that was their only free ten-hour
stretch. It was but another step in the downward path. Others would
follow. Vast wealth has temptations which fatally and surely undermine the
moral structure of persons not habituated to its possession.</p>
<p>They pulled down the shades and broke the Sabbath. With hard and patient
labor they overhauled their holdings and listed them. And a long-drawn
procession of formidable names it was! Starting with the Railway Systems,
Steamer Lines, Standard Oil, Ocean Cables, Diluted Telegraph, and all the
rest, and winding up with Klondike, De Beers, Tammany Graft, and Shady
Privileges in the Post-office Department.</p>
<p>Twenty-four hundred millions, and all safely planted in Good Things,
gilt-edged and interest-bearing. Income, $120,000,000 a year. Aleck
fetched a long purr of soft delight, and said:</p>
<p>"Is it enough?"</p>
<p>"It is, Aleck."</p>
<p>"What shall we do?"</p>
<p>"Stand pat."</p>
<p>"Retire from business?"</p>
<p>"That's it."</p>
<p>"I am agreed. The good work is finished; we will take a long rest and
enjoy the money."</p>
<p>"Good! Aleck!"</p>
<p>"Yes, dear?"</p>
<p>"How much of the income can we spend?"</p>
<p>"The whole of it."</p>
<p>It seemed to her husband that a ton of chains fell from his limbs. He did
not say a word; he was happy beyond the power of speech.</p>
<p>After that, they broke the Sabbaths right along as fast as they turned up.
It is the first wrong step that counts. Every Sunday they put in the whole
day, after morning service, on inventions—inventions of ways to
spend the money. They got to continuing this delicious dissipation until
past midnight; and at every seance Aleck lavished millions upon great
charities and religious enterprises, and Sally lavished like sums upon
matters to which (at first) he gave definite names. Only at first. Later
the names gradually lost sharpness of outline, and eventually faded into
"sundries," thus becoming entirely—but safely—undescriptive.
For Sally was crumbling. The placing of these millions added seriously and
most uncomfortably to the family expenses—in tallow candles. For a
while Aleck was worried. Then, after a little, she ceased to worry, for
the occasion of it was gone. She was pained, she was grieved, she was
ashamed; but she said nothing, and so became an accessory. Sally was
taking candles; he was robbing the store. It is ever thus. Vast wealth, to
the person unaccustomed to it, is a bane; it eats into the flesh and bone
of his morals. When the Fosters were poor, they could have been trusted
with untold candles. But now they—but let us not dwell upon it. From
candles to apples is but a step: Sally got to taking apples; then soap;
then maple-sugar; then canned goods; then crockery. How easy it is to go
from bad to worse, when once we have started upon a downward course!</p>
<p>Meantime, other effects had been milestoning the course of the Fosters'
splendid financial march. The fictitious brick dwelling had given place to
an imaginary granite one with a checker-board mansard roof; in time this
one disappeared and gave place to a still grander home—and so on and
so on. Mansion after mansion, made of air, rose, higher, broader, finer,
and each in its turn vanished away; until now in these latter great days,
our dreamers were in fancy housed, in a distant region, in a sumptuous
vast palace which looked out from a leafy summit upon a noble prospect of
vale and river and receding hills steeped in tinted mists—and all
private, all the property of the dreamers; a palace swarming with liveried
servants, and populous with guests of fame and power, hailing from all the
world's capitals, foreign and domestic.</p>
<p>This palace was far, far away toward the rising sun, immeasurably remote,
astronomically remote, in Newport, Rhode Island, Holy Land of High
Society, ineffable Domain of the American Aristocracy. As a rule they
spent a part of every Sabbath—after morning service—in this
sumptuous home, the rest of it they spent in Europe, or in dawdling around
in their private yacht. Six days of sordid and plodding fact life at home
on the ragged edge of Lakeside and straitened means, the seventh in
Fairyland—such had been their program and their habit.</p>
<p>In their sternly restricted fact life they remained as of old—plodding,
diligent, careful, practical, economical. They stuck loyally to the little
Presbyterian Church, and labored faithfully in its interests and stood by
its high and tough doctrines with all their mental and spiritual energies.
But in their dream life they obeyed the invitations of their fancies,
whatever they might be, and howsoever the fancies might change. Aleck's
fancies were not very capricious, and not frequent, but Sally's scattered
a good deal. Aleck, in her dream life, went over to the Episcopal camp, on
account of its large official titles; next she became High-church on
account of the candles and shows; and next she naturally changed to Rome,
where there were cardinals and more candles. But these excursions were a
nothing to Sally's. His dream life was a glowing and continuous and
persistent excitement, and he kept every part of it fresh and sparkling by
frequent changes, the religious part along with the rest. He worked his
religions hard, and changed them with his shirt.</p>
<p>The liberal spendings of the Fosters upon their fancies began early in
their prosperities, and grew in prodigality step by step with their
advancing fortunes. In time they became truly enormous. Aleck built a
university or two per Sunday; also a hospital or two; also a Rowton hotel
or so; also a batch of churches; now and then a cathedral; and once, with
untimely and ill-chosen playfulness, Sally said, "It was a cold day when
she didn't ship a cargo of missionaries to persuade unreflecting Chinamen
to trade off twenty-four carat Confucianism for counterfeit Christianity."</p>
<p>This rude and unfeeling language hurt Aleck to the heart, and she went
from the presence crying. That spectacle went to his own heart, and in his
pain and shame he would have given worlds to have those unkind words back.
She had uttered no syllable of reproach—and that cut him. Not one
suggestion that he look at his own record—and she could have made,
oh, so many, and such blistering ones! Her generous silence brought a
swift revenge, for it turned his thoughts upon himself, it summoned before
him a spectral procession, a moving vision of his life as he had been
leading it these past few years of limitless prosperity, and as he sat
there reviewing it his cheeks burned and his soul was steeped in
humiliation. Look at her life—how fair it was, and tending ever
upward; and look at his own—how frivolous, how charged with mean
vanities, how selfish, how empty, how ignoble! And its trend—never
upward, but downward, ever downward!</p>
<p>He instituted comparisons between her record and his own. He had found
fault with her—so he mused—HE! And what could he say for
himself? When she built her first church what was he doing? Gathering
other blase multimillionaires into a Poker Club; defiling his own palace
with it; losing hundreds of thousands to it at every sitting, and sillily
vain of the admiring notoriety it made for him. When she was building her
first university, what was he doing? Polluting himself with a gay and
dissipated secret life in the company of other fast bloods,
multimillionaires in money and paupers in character. When she was building
her first foundling asylum, what was he doing? Alas! When she was
projecting her noble Society for the Purifying of the Sex, what was he
doing? Ah, what, indeed! When she and the W. C. T. U. and the Woman with
the Hatchet, moving with resistless march, were sweeping the fatal bottle
from the land, what was he doing? Getting drunk three times a day. When
she, builder of a hundred cathedrals, was being gratefully welcomed and
blest in papal Rome and decorated with the Golden Rose which she had so
honorably earned, what was he doing? Breaking the bank at Monte Carlo.</p>
<p>He stopped. He could go no farther; he could not bear the rest. He rose
up, with a great resolution upon his lips: this secret life should be
revealing, and confessed; no longer would he live it clandestinely, he
would go and tell her All.</p>
<p>And that is what he did. He told her All; and wept upon her bosom; wept,
and moaned, and begged for her forgiveness. It was a profound shock, and
she staggered under the blow, but he was her own, the core of her heart,
the blessing of her eyes, her all in all, she could deny him nothing, and
she forgave him. She felt that he could never again be quite to her what
he had been before; she knew that he could only repent, and not reform;
yet all morally defaced and decayed as he was, was he not her own, her
very own, the idol of her deathless worship? She said she was his serf,
his slave, and she opened her yearning heart and took him in.</p>
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<p>One Sunday afternoon some time after this they were sailing the summer
seas in their dream yacht, and reclining in lazy luxury under the awning
of the after-deck. There was silence, for each was busy with his own
thoughts. These seasons of silence had insensibly been growing more and
more frequent of late; the old nearness and cordiality were waning.
Sally's terrible revelation had done its work; Aleck had tried hard to
drive the memory of it out of her mind, but it would not go, and the shame
and bitterness of it were poisoning her gracious dream life. She could see
now (on Sundays) that her husband was becoming a bloated and repulsive
Thing. She could not close her eyes to this, and in these days she no
longer looked at him, Sundays, when she could help it.</p>
<p>But she—was she herself without blemish? Alas, she knew she was not.
She was keeping a secret from him, she was acting dishonorably toward him,
and many a pang it was costing her. SHE WAS BREAKING THE COMPACT, AND
CONCEALING IT FROM HIM. Under strong temptation she had gone into business
again; she had risked their whole fortune in a purchase of all the railway
systems and coal and steel companies in the country on a margin, and she
was now trembling, every Sabbath hour, lest through some chance word of
hers he find it out. In her misery and remorse for this treachery she
could not keep her heart from going out to him in pity; she was filled
with compunctions to see him lying there, drunk and contented, and ever
suspecting. Never suspecting—trusting her with a perfect and
pathetic trust, and she holding over him by a thread a possible calamity
of so devastating a—</p>
<p>"SAY—Aleck?"</p>
<p>The interrupting words brought her suddenly to herself. She was grateful
to have that persecuting subject from her thoughts, and she answered, with
much of the old-time tenderness in her tone:</p>
<p>"Yes, dear."</p>
<p>"Do you know, Aleck, I think we are making a mistake—that is, you
are. I mean about the marriage business." He sat up, fat and froggy and
benevolent, like a bronze Buddha, and grew earnest. "Consider—it's
more than five years. You've continued the same policy from the start:
with every rise, always holding on for five points higher. Always when I
think we are going to have some weddings, you see a bigger thing ahead,
and I undergo another disappointment. <i>I</i> think you are too hard to
please. Some day we'll get left. First, we turned down the dentist and the
lawyer. That was all right—it was sound. Next, we turned down the
banker's son and the pork-butcher's heir—right again, and sound.
Next, we turned down the Congressman's son and the Governor's—right
as a trivet, I confess it. Next the Senator's son and the son of the
Vice-President of the United States—perfectly right, there's no
permanency about those little distinctions. Then you went for the
aristocracy; and I thought we had struck oil at last—yes. We would
make a plunge at the Four Hundred, and pull in some ancient lineage,
venerable, holy, ineffable, mellow with the antiquity of a hundred and
fifty years, disinfected of the ancestral odors of salt-cod and pelts all
of a century ago, and unsmirched by a day's work since, and then! why,
then the marriages, of course. But no, along comes a pair of real
aristocrats from Europe, and straightway you throw over the half-breeds.
It was awfully discouraging, Aleck! Since then, what a procession! You
turned down the baronets for a pair of barons; you turned down the barons
for a pair of viscounts; the viscounts for a pair of earls; the earls for
a pair of marquises; the marquises for a brace of dukes. NOW, Aleck, cash
in!—you've played the limit. You've got a job lot of four dukes
under the hammer; of four nationalities; all sound in the wind and limb
and pedigree, all bankrupt and in debt up to the ears. They come high, but
we can afford it. Come, Aleck, don't delay any longer, don't keep up the
suspense: take the whole lay-out, and leave the girls to choose!"</p>
<p>Aleck had been smiling blandly and contentedly all through this
arraignment of her marriage policy, a pleasant light, as of triumph with
perhaps a nice surprise peeping out through it, rose in her eyes, and she
said, as calmly as she could:</p>
<p>"Sally, what would you say to—ROYALTY?"</p>
<p>Prodigious! Poor man, it knocked him silly, and he fell over the
garboard-strake and barked his shin on the cat-heads. He was dizzy for a
moment, then he gathered himself up and limped over and sat down by his
wife and beamed his old-time admiration and affection upon her in floods,
out of his bleary eyes.</p>
<p>"By George!" he said, fervently, "Aleck, you ARE great—the greatest
woman in the whole earth! I can't ever learn the whole size of you. I
can't ever learn the immeasurable deeps of you. Here I've been considering
myself qualified to criticize your game. <i>I!</i> Why, if I had stopped
to think, I'd have known you had a lone hand up your sleeve. Now, dear
heart, I'm all red-hot impatience—tell me about it!"</p>
<p>The flattered and happy woman put her lips to his ear and whispered a
princely name. It made him catch his breath, it lit his face with
exultation.</p>
<p>"Land!" he said, "it's a stunning catch! He's got a gambling-hall, and a
graveyard, and a bishop, and a cathedral—all his very own. And all
gilt-edged five-hundred-per-cent. stock, every detail of it; the tidiest
little property in Europe; and that graveyard—it's the selectest in
the world: none but suicides admitted; YES, sir, and the free-list
suspended, too, ALL the time. There isn't much land in the principality,
but there's enough: eight hundred acres in the graveyard and forty-two
outside. It's a SOVEREIGNTY—that's the main thing; LAND'S nothing.
There's plenty land, Sahara's drugged with it."</p>
<p>Aleck glowed; she was profoundly happy. She said:</p>
<p>"Think of it, Sally—it is a family that has never married outside
the Royal and Imperial Houses of Europe: our grandchildren will sit upon
thrones!"</p>
<p>"True as you live, Aleck—and bear scepters, too; and handle them as
naturally and nonchantly as I handle a yardstick. It's a grand catch,
Aleck. He's corralled, is he? Can't get away? You didn't take him on a
margin?"</p>
<p>"No. Trust me for that. He's not a liability, he's an asset. So is the
other one."</p>
<p>"Who is it, Aleck?"</p>
<p>"His Royal Highness
Sigismund-Siegfriend-Lauenfeld-Dinkelspiel-Schwartzenberg Blutwurst,
Hereditary Grant Duke of Katzenyammer."</p>
<p>"No! You can't mean it!"</p>
<p>"It's as true as I'm sitting here, I give you my word," she answered.</p>
<p>His cup was full, and he hugged her to his heart with rapture, saying:</p>
<p>"How wonderful it all seems, and how beautiful! It's one of the oldest and
noblest of the three hundred and sixty-four ancient German principalities,
and one of the few that was allowed to retain its royal estate when
Bismarck got done trimming them. I know that farm, I've been there. It's
got a rope-walk and a candle-factory and an army. Standing army. Infantry
and cavalry. Three soldier and a horse. Aleck, it's been a long wait, and
full of heartbreak and hope deferred, but God knows I am happy now. Happy,
and grateful to you, my own, who have done it all. When is it to be?"</p>
<p>"Next Sunday."</p>
<p>"Good. And we'll want to do these weddings up in the very regalest style
that's going. It's properly due to the royal quality of the parties of the
first part. Now as I understand it, there is only one kind of marriage
that is sacred to royalty, exclusive to royalty: it's the morganatic."</p>
<p>"What do they call it that for, Sally?"</p>
<p>"I don't know; but anyway it's royal, and royal only."</p>
<p>"Then we will insist upon it. More—I will compel it. It is
morganatic marriage or none."</p>
<p>"That settles it!" said Sally, rubbing his hands with delight. "And it
will be the very first in America. Aleck, it will make Newport sick."</p>
<p>Then they fell silent, and drifted away upon their dream wings to the far
regions of the earth to invite all the crowned heads and their families
and provide gratis transportation to them.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER VIII </h2>
<p>During three days the couple walked upon air, with their heads in the
clouds. They were but vaguely conscious of their surroundings; they saw
all things dimly, as through a veil; they were steeped in dreams, often
they did not hear when they were spoken to; they often did not understand
when they heard; they answered confusedly or at random; Sally sold
molasses by weight, sugar by the yard, and furnished soap when asked for
candles, and Aleck put the cat in the wash and fed milk to the soiled
linen. Everybody was stunned and amazed, and went about muttering, "What
CAN be the matter with the Fosters?"</p>
<p>Three days. Then came events! Things had taken a happy turn, and for
forty-eight hours Aleck's imaginary corner had been booming. Up—up—still
up! Cost point was passed. Still up—and up—and up! Cost point
was passed. STill up—and up—and up! Five points above cost—then
ten—fifteen—twenty! Twenty points cold profit on the vast
venture, now, and Aleck's imaginary brokers were shouting frantically by
imaginary long-distance, "Sell! sell! for Heaven's sake SELL!"</p>
<p>She broke the splendid news to Sally, and he, too, said, "Sell! sell—oh,
don't make a blunder, now, you own the earth!—sell, sell!" But she
set her iron will and lashed it amidships, and said she would hold on for
five points more if she died for it.</p>
<p>It was a fatal resolve. The very next day came the historic crash, the
record crash, the devastating crash, when the bottom fell out of Wall
Street, and the whole body of gilt-edged stocks dropped ninety-five points
in five hours, and the multimillionaire was seen begging his bread in the
Bowery. Aleck sternly held her grip and "put up" as long as she could, but
at last there came a call which she was powerless to meet, and her
imaginary brokers sold her out. Then, and not till then, the man in her
was vanished, and the woman in her resumed sway. She put her arms about
her husband's neck and wept, saying:</p>
<p>"I am to blame, do not forgive me, I cannot bear it. We are paupers!
Paupers, and I am so miserable. The weddings will never come off; all that
is past; we could not even buy the dentist, now."</p>
<p>A bitter reproach was on Sally's tongue: "I BEGGED you to sell, but you—"
He did not say it; he had not the heart to add a hurt to that broken and
repentant spirit. A nobler thought came to him and he said:</p>
<p>"Bear up, my Aleck, all is not lost! You really never invested a penny of
my uncle's bequest, but only its unmaterialized future; what we have lost
was only the incremented harvest from that future by your incomparable
financial judgment and sagacity. Cheer up, banish these griefs; we still
have the thirty thousand untouched; and with the experience which you have
acquired, think what you will be able to do with it in a couple years! The
marriages are not off, they are only postponed."</p>
<p>These are blessed words. Aleck saw how true they were, and their influence
was electric; her tears ceased to flow, and her great spirit rose to its
full stature again. With flashing eye and grateful heart, and with hand
uplifted in pledge and prophecy, she said:</p>
<p>"Now and here I proclaim—"</p>
<p>But she was interrupted by a visitor. It was the editor and proprietor of
the SAGAMORE. He had happened into Lakeside to pay a duty-call upon an
obscure grandmother of his who was nearing the end of her pilgrimage, and
with the idea of combining business with grief he had looked up the
Fosters, who had been so absorbed in other things for the past four years
that they neglected to pay up their subscription. Six dollars due. No
visitor could have been more welcome. He would know all about Uncle
Tilbury and what his chances might be getting to be, cemeterywards. They
could, of course, ask no questions, for that would squelch the bequest,
but they could nibble around on the edge of the subject and hope for
results. The scheme did not work. The obtuse editor did not know he was
being nibbled at; but at last, chance accomplished what art had failed in.
In illustration of something under discussion which required the help of
metaphor, the editor said:</p>
<p>"Land, it's a tough as Tilbury Foster!—as WE say."</p>
<p>It was sudden, and it made the Fosters jump. The editor noticed, and said,
apologetically:</p>
<p>"No harm intended, I assure you. It's just a saying; just a joke, you know—nothing
of it. Relation of yours?"</p>
<p>Sally crowded his burning eagerness down, and answered with all the
indifference he could assume:</p>
<p>"I—well, not that I know of, but we've heard of him." The editor was
thankful, and resumed his composure. Sally added: "Is he—is he—well?"</p>
<p>"Is he WELL? Why, bless you he's in Sheol these five years!"</p>
<p>The Fosters were trembling with grief, though it felt like joy. Sally
said, non-committally—and tentatively:</p>
<p>"Ah, well, such is life, and none can escape—not even the rich are
spared."</p>
<p>The editor laughed.</p>
<p>"If you are including Tilbury," said he, "it don't apply. HE hadn't a
cent; the town had to bury him."</p>
<p>The Fosters sat petrified for two minutes; petrified and cold. Then,
white-faced and weak-voiced, Sally asked:</p>
<p>"Is it true? Do you KNOW it to be true?"</p>
<p>"Well, I should say! I was one of the executors. He hadn't anything to
leave but a wheelbarrow, and he left that to me. It hadn't any wheel, and
wasn't any good. Still, it was something, and so, to square up, I
scribbled off a sort of a little obituarial send-off for him, but it got
crowded out."</p>
<p>The Fosters were not listening—their cup was full, it could contain
no more. They sat with bowed heads, dead to all things but the ache at
their hearts.</p>
<p>An hour later. Still they sat there, bowed, motionless, silent, the
visitor long ago gone, they unaware.</p>
<p>Then they stirred, and lifted their heads wearily, and gazed at each other
wistfully, dreamily, dazed; then presently began to twaddle to each other
in a wandering and childish way. At intervals they lapsed into silences,
leaving a sentence unfinished, seemingly either unaware of it or losing
their way. Sometimes, when they woke out of these silences they had a dim
and transient consciousness that something had happened to their minds;
then with a dumb and yearning solicitude they would softly caress each
other's hands in mutual compassion and support, as if they would say: "I
am near you, I will not forsake you, we will bear it together; somewhere
there is release and forgetfulness, somewhere there is a grave and peace;
be patient, it will not be long."</p>
<p>They lived yet two years, in mental night, always brooding, steeped in
vague regrets and melancholy dreams, never speaking; then release came to
both on the same day.</p>
<p>Toward the end the darkness lifted from Sally's ruined mind for a moment,
and he said:</p>
<p>"Vast wealth, acquired by sudden and unwholesome means, is a snare. It did
us no good, transient were its feverish pleasures; yet for its sake we
threw away our sweet and simple and happy life—let others take
warning by us."</p>
<p>He lay silent awhile, with closed eyes; then as the chill of death crept
upward toward his heart, and consciousness was fading from his brain, he
muttered:</p>
<p>"Money had brought him misery, and he took his revenge upon us, who had
done him no harm. He had his desire: with base and cunning calculation he
left us but thirty thousand, knowing we would try to increase it, and ruin
our life and break our hearts. Without added expense he could have left us
far above desire of increase, far above the temptation to speculate, and a
kinder soul would have done it; but in him was no generous spirit, no
pity, no—"</p>
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