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<h2>The Squaw</h2>
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<p>Nurnberg at the time was not so much exploited as it has been since
then. Irving had not been playing <i>Faust</i>, and the very name of the old
town was hardly known to the great bulk of the travelling public. My
wife and I being in the second week of our honeymoon, naturally wanted
someone else to join our party, so that when the cheery stranger, Elias
P. Hutcheson, hailing from Isthmian City, Bleeding Gulch, Maple Tree
County, Neb. turned up at the station at Frankfort, and casually
remarked that he was going on to see the most all-fired old Methuselah
of a town in Yurrup, and that he guessed that so much travelling alone
was enough to send an intelligent, active citizen into the melancholy
ward of a daft house, we took the pretty broad hint and suggested that
we should join forces. We found, on comparing notes afterwards, that we
had each intended to speak with some diffidence or hesitation so as not
to appear too eager, such not being a good compliment to the success of
our married life; but the effect was entirely marred by our both
beginning to speak at the same instant—stopping simultaneously and then
going on together again. Anyhow, no matter how, it was done; and Elias
P. Hutcheson became one of our party. Straightway Amelia and I found the
pleasant benefit; instead of quarrelling, as we had been doing, we found
that the restraining influence of a third party was such that we now
took every opportunity of spooning in odd corners. Amelia declares that
ever since she has, as the result of that experience, advised all her
friends to take a friend on the honeymoon. Well, we 'did' Nurnberg
together, and much enjoyed the racy remarks of our Transatlantic friend,
who, from his quaint speech and his wonderful stock of adventures, might
have stepped out of a novel. We kept for the last object of interest in
the city to be visited the Burg, and on the day appointed for the visit
strolled round the outer wall of the city by the eastern side.</p>
<p>The Burg is seated on a rock dominating the town and an immensely deep
fosse guards it on the northern side. Nurnberg has been happy in that it
was never sacked; had it been it would certainly not be so spick and
span perfect as it is at present. The ditch has not been used for
centuries, and now its base is spread with tea-gardens and orchards, of
which some of the trees are of quite respectable growth. As we wandered
round the wall, dawdling in the hot July sunshine, we often paused to
admire the views spread before us, and in especial the great plain
covered with towns and villages and bounded with a blue line of hills,
like a landscape of Claude Lorraine. From this we always turned with new
delight to the city itself, with its myriad of quaint old gables and
acre-wide red roofs dotted with dormer windows, tier upon tier. A little
to our right rose the towers of the Burg, and nearer still, standing
grim, the Torture Tower, which was, and is, perhaps, the most
interesting place in the city. For centuries the tradition of the Iron
Virgin of Nurnberg has been handed down as an instance of the horrors of
cruelty of which man is capable; we had long looked forward to seeing
it; and here at last was its home.</p>
<p>In one of our pauses we leaned over the wall of the moat and looked
down. The garden seemed quite fifty or sixty feet below us, and the sun
pouring into it with an intense, moveless heat like that of an oven.
Beyond rose the grey, grim wall seemingly of endless height, and losing
itself right and left in the angles of bastion and counterscarp. Trees
and bushes crowned the wall, and above again towered the lofty houses on
whose massive beauty Time has only set the hand of approval. The sun was
hot and we were lazy; time was our own, and we lingered, leaning on the
wall. Just below us was a pretty sight—a great black cat lying
stretched in the sun, whilst round her gambolled prettily a tiny black
kitten. The mother would wave her tail for the kitten to play with, or
would raise her feet and push away the little one as an encouragement to
further play. They were just at the foot of the wall, and Elias P.
Hutcheson, in order to help the play, stooped and took from the walk a
moderate sized pebble.</p>
<p>'See!' he said, 'I will drop it near the kitten, and they will both
wonder where it came from.'</p>
<p>'Oh, be careful,' said my wife; 'you might hit the dear little thing!'</p>
<p>'Not me, ma'am,' said Elias P. 'Why, I'm as tender as a Maine
cherry-tree. Lor, bless ye. I wouldn't hurt the poor pooty little
critter more'n I'd scalp a baby. An' you may bet your variegated socks
on that! See, I'll drop it fur away on the outside so's not to go near
her!' Thus saying, he leaned over and held his arm out at full length
and dropped the stone. It may be that there is some attractive force
which draws lesser matters to greater; or more probably that the wall
was not plump but sloped to its base—we not noticing the inclination
from above; but the stone fell with a sickening thud that came up to us
through the hot air, right on the kitten's head, and shattered out its
little brains then and there. The black cat cast a swift upward glance,
and we saw her eyes like green fire fixed an instant on Elias P.
Hutcheson; and then her attention was given to the kitten, which lay
still with just a quiver of her tiny limbs, whilst a thin red stream
trickled from a gaping wound. With a muffled cry, such as a human being
might give, she bent over the kitten licking its wounds and moaning.
Suddenly she seemed to realise that it was dead, and again threw her
eyes up at us. I shall never forget the sight, for she looked the
perfect incarnation of hate. Her green eyes blazed with lurid fire, and
the white, sharp teeth seemed to almost shine through the blood which
dabbled her mouth and whiskers. She gnashed her teeth, and her claws
stood out stark and at full length on every paw. Then she made a wild
rush up the wall as if to reach us, but when the momentum ended fell
back, and further added to her horrible appearance for she fell on the
kitten, and rose with her black fur smeared with its brains and blood.
Amelia turned quite faint, and I had to lift her back from the wall.
There was a seat close by in shade of a spreading plane-tree, and here I
placed her whilst she composed herself. Then I went back to Hutcheson,
who stood without moving, looking down on the angry cat below.</p>
<p>As I joined him, he said:</p>
<p>'Wall, I guess that air the savagest beast I ever see—'cept once when
an Apache squaw had an edge on a half-breed what they nicknamed
"Splinters" 'cos of the way he fixed up her papoose which he stole on a
raid just to show that he appreciated the way they had given his mother
the fire torture. She got that kinder look so set on her face that it
jest seemed to grow there. She followed Splinters mor'n three year till
at last the braves got him and handed him over to her. They did say that
no man, white or Injun, had ever been so long a-dying under the tortures
of the Apaches. The only time I ever see her smile was when I wiped her
out. I kem on the camp just in time to see Splinters pass in his checks,
and he wasn't sorry to go either. He was a hard citizen, and though I
never could shake with him after that papoose business—for it was
bitter bad, and he should have been a white man, for he looked like
one—I see he had got paid out in full. Durn me, but I took a piece of
his hide from one of his skinnin' posts an' had it made into a
pocket-book. It's here now!' and he slapped the breast pocket of his
coat.</p>
<p>Whilst he was speaking the cat was continuing her frantic efforts to get
up the wall. She would take a run back and then charge up, sometimes
reaching an incredible height. She did not seem to mind the heavy fall
which she get each time but started with renewed vigour; and at every
tumble her appearance became more horrible. Hutcheson was a kind-hearted
man—my wife and I had both noticed little acts of kindness to animals
as well as to persons—and he seemed concerned at the state of fury to
which the cat had wrought herself.</p>
<p>'Wall, now!' he said, 'I du declare that that poor critter seems quite
desperate. There! there! poor thing, it was all an accident—though that
won't bring back your little one to you. Say! I wouldn't have had such a
thing happen for a thousand! Just shows what a clumsy fool of a man can
do when he tries to play! Seems I'm too darned slipperhanded to even
play with a cat. Say Colonel!' it was a pleasant way he had to bestow
titles freely—'I hope your wife don't hold no grudge against me on
account of this unpleasantness? Why, I wouldn't have had it occur on no
account.'</p>
<p>He came over to Amelia and apologised profusely, and she with her usual
kindness of heart hastened to assure him that she quite understood that
it was an accident. Then we all went again to the wall and looked over.</p>
<p>The cat missing Hutcheson's face had drawn back across the moat, and was
sitting on her haunches as though ready to spring. Indeed, the very
instant she saw him she did spring, and with a blind unreasoning fury,
which would have been grotesque, only that it was so frightfully real.
She did not try to run up the wall, but simply launched herself at him
as though hate and fury could lend her wings to pass straight through
the great distance between them. Amelia, womanlike, got quite concerned,
and said to Elias P. in a warning voice:</p>
<p>'Oh! you must be very careful. That animal would try to kill you if she
were here; her eyes look like positive murder.'</p>
<p>He laughed out jovially. 'Excuse me, ma'am,' he said, 'but I can't help
laughin'. Fancy a man that has fought grizzlies an' Injuns bein' careful
of bein' murdered by a cat!'</p>
<p>When the cat heard him laugh, her whole demeanour seemed to change. She
no longer tried to jump or run up the wall, but went quietly over, and
sitting again beside the dead kitten began to lick and fondle it as
though it were alive.</p>
<p>'See!' said I, 'the effect of a really strong man. Even that animal in
the midst of her fury recognises the voice of a master, and bows to
him!'</p>
<p>'Like a squaw!' was the only comment of Elias P. Hutcheson, as we moved
on our way round the city fosse. Every now and then we looked over the
wall and each time saw the cat following us. At first she had kept going
back to the dead kitten, and then as the distance grew greater took it
in her mouth and so followed. After a while, however, she abandoned
this, for we saw her following all alone; she had evidently hidden the
body somewhere. Amelia's alarm grew at the cat's persistence, and more
than once she repeated her warning; but the American always laughed with
amusement, till finally, seeing that she was beginning to be worried, he
said:</p>
<p>'I say, ma'am, you needn't be skeered over that cat. I go heeled, I du!'
Here he slapped his pistol pocket at the back of his lumbar region. 'Why
sooner'n have you worried, I'll shoot the critter, right here, an' risk
the police interferin' with a citizen of the United States for carryin'
arms contrairy to reg'lations!' As he spoke he looked over the wall, but
the cat on seeing him, retreated, with a growl, into a bed of tall
flowers, and was hidden. He went on: 'Blest if that ar critter ain't got
more sense of what's good for her than most Christians. I guess we've
seen the last of her! You bet, she'll go back now to that busted kitten
and have a private funeral of it, all to herself!'</p>
<p>Amelia did not like to say more, lest he might, in mistaken kindness to
her, fulfil his threat of shooting the cat: and so we went on and
crossed the little wooden bridge leading to the gateway whence ran the
steep paved roadway between the Burg and the pentagonal Torture Tower.
As we crossed the bridge we saw the cat again down below us. When she
saw us her fury seemed to return, and she made frantic efforts to get up
the steep wall. Hutcheson laughed as he looked down at her, and said:</p>
<p>'Goodbye, old girl. Sorry I injured your feelin's, but you'll get over
it in time! So long!' And then we passed through the long, dim archway
and came to the gate of the Burg.</p>
<p>When we came out again after our survey of this most beautiful old place
which not even the well-intentioned efforts of the Gothic restorers of
forty years ago have been able to spoil—though their restoration was
then glaring white—we seemed to have quite forgotten the unpleasant
episode of the morning. The old lime tree with its great trunk gnarled
with the passing of nearly nine centuries, the deep well cut through the
heart of the rock by those captives of old, and the lovely view from the
city wall whence we heard, spread over almost a full quarter of an hour,
the multitudinous chimes of the city, had all helped to wipe out from
our minds the incident of the slain kitten.</p>
<p>We were the only visitors who had entered the Torture Tower that
morning—so at least said the old custodian—and as we had the place all
to ourselves were able to make a minute and more satisfactory survey
than would have otherwise been possible. The custodian, looking to us as
the sole source of his gains for the day, was willing to meet our wishes
in any way. The Torture Tower is truly a grim place, even now when many
thousands of visitors have sent a stream of life, and the joy that
follows life, into the place; but at the time I mention it wore its
grimmest and most gruesome aspect. The dust of ages seemed to have
settled on it, and the darkness and the horror of its memories seem to
have become sentient in a way that would have satisfied the Pantheistic
souls of Philo or Spinoza. The lower chamber where we entered was
seemingly, in its normal state, filled with incarnate darkness; even the
hot sunlight streaming in through the door seemed to be lost in the vast
thickness of the walls, and only showed the masonry rough as when the
builder's scaffolding had come down, but coated with dust and marked
here and there with patches of dark stain which, if walls could speak,
could have given their own dread memories of fear and pain. We were glad
to pass up the dusty wooden staircase, the custodian leaving the outer
door open to light us somewhat on our way; for to our eyes the one
long-wick'd, evil-smelling candle stuck in a sconce on the wall gave an
inadequate light. When we came up through the open trap in the corner of
the chamber overhead, Amelia held on to me so tightly that I could
actually feel her heart beat. I must say for my own part that I was not
surprised at her fear, for this room was even more gruesome than that
below. Here there was certainly more light, but only just sufficient to
realise the horrible surroundings of the place. The builders of the
tower had evidently intended that only they who should gain the top
should have any of the joys of light and prospect. There, as we had
noticed from below, were ranges of windows, albeit of mediaeval
smallness, but elsewhere in the tower were only a very few narrow slits
such as were habitual in places of mediaeval defence. A few of these
only lit the chamber, and these so high up in the wall that from no part
could the sky be seen through the thickness of the walls. In racks, and
leaning in disorder against the walls, were a number of headsmen's
swords, great double-handed weapons with broad blade and keen edge. Hard
by were several blocks whereon the necks of the victims had lain, with
here and there deep notches where the steel had bitten through the guard
of flesh and shored into the wood. Round the chamber, placed in all
sorts of irregular ways, were many implements of torture which made
one's heart ache to see—chairs full of spikes which gave instant and
excruciating pain; chairs and couches with dull knobs whose torture was
seemingly less, but which, though slower, were equally efficacious;
racks, belts, boots, gloves, collars, all made for compressing at will;
steel baskets in which the head could be slowly crushed into a pulp if
necessary; watchmen's hooks with long handle and knife that cut at
resistance—this a speciality of the old Nurnberg police system; and
many, many other devices for man's injury to man. Amelia grew quite pale
with the horror of the things, but fortunately did not faint, for being
a little overcome she sat down on a torture chair, but jumped up again
with a shriek, all tendency to faint gone. We both pretended that it was
the injury done to her dress by the dust of the chair, and the rusty
spikes which had upset her, and Mr. Hutcheson acquiesced in accepting
the explanation with a kind-hearted laugh.</p>
<p>But the central object in the whole of this chamber of horrors was the
engine known as the Iron Virgin, which stood near the centre of the
room. It was a rudely-shaped figure of a woman, something of the bell
order, or, to make a closer comparison, of the figure of Mrs. Noah in
the children's Ark, but without that slimness of waist and perfect
<i>rondeur</i> of hip which marks the aesthetic type of the Noah family. One
would hardly have recognised it as intended for a human figure at all
had not the founder shaped on the forehead a rude semblance of a woman's
face. This machine was coated with rust without, and covered with dust;
a rope was fastened to a ring in the front of the figure, about where
the waist should have been, and was drawn through a pulley, fastened on
the wooden pillar which sustained the flooring above. The custodian
pulling this rope showed that a section of the front was hinged like a
door at one side; we then saw that the engine was of considerable
thickness, leaving just room enough inside for a man to be placed. The
door was of equal thickness and of great weight, for it took the
custodian all his strength, aided though he was by the contrivance of
the pulley, to open it. This weight was partly due to the fact that the
door was of manifest purpose hung so as to throw its weight downwards,
so that it might shut of its own accord when the strain was released.
The inside was honeycombed with rust—nay more, the rust alone that
comes through time would hardly have eaten so deep into the iron walls;
the rust of the cruel stains was deep indeed! It was only, however, when
we came to look at the inside of the door that the diabolical intention
was manifest to the full. Here were several long spikes, square and
massive, broad at the base and sharp at the points, placed in such a
position that when the door should close the upper ones would pierce the
eyes of the victim, and the lower ones his heart and vitals. The sight
was too much for poor Amelia, and this time she fainted dead off, and I
had to carry her down the stairs, and place her on a bench outside till
she recovered. That she felt it to the quick was afterwards shown by the
fact that my eldest son bears to this day a rude birthmark on his
breast, which has, by family consent, been accepted as representing the
Nurnberg Virgin.</p>
<p>When we got back to the chamber we found Hutcheson still opposite the
Iron Virgin; he had been evidently philosophising, and now gave us the
benefit of his thought in the shape of a sort of exordium.</p>
<p>'Wall, I guess I've been learnin' somethin' here while madam has been
gettin' over her faint. 'Pears to me that we're a long way behind the
times on our side of the big drink. We uster think out on the plains
that the Injun could give us points in tryin' to make a man
uncomfortable; but I guess your old mediaeval law-and-order party could
raise him every time. Splinters was pretty good in his bluff on the
squaw, but this here young miss held a straight flush all high on him.
The points of them spikes air sharp enough still, though even the edges
air eaten out by what uster be on them. It'd be a good thing for our
Indian section to get some specimens of this here play-toy to send round
to the Reservations jest to knock the stuffin' out of the bucks, and the
squaws too, by showing them as how old civilisation lays over them at
their best. Guess but I'll get in that box a minute jest to see how it
feels!'</p>
<p>'Oh no! no!' said Amelia. 'It is too terrible!'</p>
<p>'Guess, ma'am, nothin's too terrible to the explorin' mind. I've been in
some queer places in my time. Spent a night inside a dead horse while a
prairie fire swept over me in Montana Territory—an' another time
slept inside a dead buffler when the Comanches was on the war path an' I
didn't keer to leave my kyard on them. I've been two days in a caved-in
tunnel in the Billy Broncho gold mine in New Mexico, an' was one of the
four shut up for three parts of a day in the caisson what slid over on
her side when we was settin' the foundations of the Buffalo Bridge. I've
not funked an odd experience yet, an' I don't propose to begin now!'</p>
<p>We saw that he was set on the experiment, so I said: 'Well, hurry up,
old man, and get through it quick!'</p>
<p>'All right, General,' said he, 'but I calculate we ain't quite ready
yet. The gentlemen, my predecessors, what stood in that thar canister,
didn't volunteer for the office—not much! And I guess there was some
ornamental tyin' up before the big stroke was made. I want to go into
this thing fair and square, so I must get fixed up proper first. I dare
say this old galoot can rise some string and tie me up accordin' to
sample?'</p>
<p>This was said interrogatively to the old custodian, but the latter, who
understood the drift of his speech, though perhaps not appreciating to
the full the niceties of dialect and imagery, shook his head. His
protest was, however, only formal and made to be overcome. The American
thrust a gold piece into his hand, saying: 'Take it, pard! it's your
pot; and don't be skeer'd. This ain't no necktie party that you're asked
to assist in!' He produced some thin frayed rope and proceeded to bind
our companion with sufficient strictness for the purpose. When the upper
part of his body was bound, Hutcheson said:</p>
<p>'Hold on a moment, Judge. Guess I'm too heavy for you to tote into the
canister. You jest let me walk in, and then you can wash up regardin' my
legs!'</p>
<p>Whilst speaking he had backed himself into the opening which was just
enough to hold him. It was a close fit and no mistake. Amelia looked on
with fear in her eyes, but she evidently did not like to say anything.
Then the custodian completed his task by tying the American's feet
together so that he was now absolutely helpless and fixed in his
voluntary prison. He seemed to really enjoy it, and the incipient smile
which was habitual to his face blossomed into actuality as he said:</p>
<p>'Guess this here Eve was made out of the rib of a dwarf! There ain't
much room for a full-grown citizen of the United States to hustle. We
uster make our coffins more roomier in Idaho territory. Now, Judge, you
jest begin to let this door down, slow, on to me. I want to feel the
same pleasure as the other jays had when those spikes began to move
toward their eyes!'</p>
<p>'Oh no! no! no!' broke in Amelia hysterically. 'It is too terrible! I
can't bear to see it!—I can't! I can't!' But the American was obdurate.
'Say, Colonel,' said he, 'why not take Madame for a little promenade? I
wouldn't hurt her feelin's for the world; but now that I am here, havin'
kem eight thousand miles, wouldn't it be too hard to give up the very
experience I've been pinin' an' pantin' fur? A man can't get to feel
like canned goods every time! Me and the Judge here'll fix up this thing
in no time, an' then you'll come back, an' we'll all laugh together!'</p>
<p>Once more the resolution that is born of curiosity triumphed, and Amelia
stayed holding tight to my arm and shivering whilst the custodian began
to slacken slowly inch by inch the rope that held back the iron door.
Hutcheson's face was positively radiant as his eyes followed the first
movement of the spikes.</p>
<p>'Wall!' he said, 'I guess I've not had enjoyment like this since I left
Noo York. Bar a scrap with a French sailor at Wapping—an' that warn't
much of a picnic neither—I've not had a show fur real pleasure in this
dod-rotted Continent, where there ain't no b'ars nor no Injuns, an'
wheer nary man goes heeled. Slow there, Judge! Don't you rush this
business! I want a show for my money this game—I du!'</p>
<p>The custodian must have had in him some of the blood of his predecessors
in that ghastly tower, for he worked the engine with a deliberate and
excruciating slowness which after five minutes, in which the outer edge
of the door had not moved half as many inches, began to overcome Amelia.
I saw her lips whiten, and felt her hold upon my arm relax. I looked
around an instant for a place whereon to lay her, and when I looked at
her again found that her eye had become fixed on the side of the Virgin.
Following its direction I saw the black cat crouching out of sight. Her
green eyes shone like danger lamps in the gloom of the place, and their
colour was heightened by the blood which still smeared her coat and
reddened her mouth. I cried out:</p>
<p>'The cat! look out for the cat!' for even then she sprang out before the
engine. At this moment she looked like a triumphant demon. Her eyes
blazed with ferocity, her hair bristled out till she seemed twice her
normal size, and her tail lashed about as does a tiger's when the quarry
is before it. Elias P. Hutcheson when he saw her was amused, and his
eyes positively sparkled with fun as he said:</p>
<p>'Darned if the squaw hain't got on all her war paint! Jest give her a
shove off if she comes any of her tricks on me, for I'm so fixed
everlastingly by the boss, that durn my skin if I can keep my eyes from
her if she wants them! Easy there, Judge! don't you slack that ar rope
or I'm euchered!'</p>
<p>At this moment Amelia completed her faint, and I had to clutch hold of
her round the waist or she would have fallen to the floor. Whilst
attending to her I saw the black cat crouching for a spring, and jumped
up to turn the creature out.</p>
<p>But at that instant, with a sort of hellish scream, she hurled herself,
not as we expected at Hutcheson, but straight at the face of the
custodian. Her claws seemed to be tearing wildly as one sees in the
Chinese drawings of the dragon rampant, and as I looked I saw one of
them light on the poor man's eye, and actually tear through it and down
his cheek, leaving a wide band of red where the blood seemed to spurt
from every vein.</p>
<p>With a yell of sheer terror which came quicker than even his sense of
pain, the man leaped back, dropping as he did so the rope which held
back the iron door. I jumped for it, but was too late, for the cord ran
like lightning through the pulley-block, and the heavy mass fell forward
from its own weight.</p>
<p>As the door closed I caught a glimpse of our poor companion's face. He
seemed frozen with terror. His eyes stared with a horrible anguish as if
dazed, and no sound came from his lips.</p>
<p>And then the spikes did their work. Happily the end was quick, for when
I wrenched open the door they had pierced so deep that they had locked
in the bones of the skull through which they had crushed, and actually
tore him—it—out of his iron prison till, bound as he was, he fell at
full length with a sickly thud upon the floor, the face turning upward
as he fell.</p>
<p>I rushed to my wife, lifted her up and carried her out, for I feared for
her very reason if she should wake from her faint to such a scene. I
laid her on the bench outside and ran back. Leaning against the wooden
column was the custodian moaning in pain whilst he held his reddening
handkerchief to his eyes. And sitting on the head of the poor American
was the cat, purring loudly as she licked the blood which trickled
through the gashed socket of his eyes.</p>
<p>I think no one will call me cruel because I seized one of the old
executioner's swords and shore her in two as she sat.</p>
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