<h2><SPAN name="V" id="V"></SPAN>V</h2>
<h3>NO JOKER</h3>
<p><span class="smcap">Much</span> to Mrs. Ladybug's surprise, she did
not find Betsy Butterfly in the flower
garden.</p>
<p>"It's too bad she's not here," Mrs. Ladybug
remarked to her friend Jennie Junebug,
who accompanied her. "We'll have
to look in the meadow. And it may take
a long time to find Betsy there."</p>
<p>Jennie Junebug yawned right in Mrs.
Ladybug's face.</p>
<p>"Then I can't come with you," she said.
"I'm getting terribly sleepy again. And
since I expect to be up all night, I'm going
to take a nap."</p>
<p>Mrs. Ladybug looked at Jennie with<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_23" id="p_23"></SPAN></span>
great disapproval as that fat young person
crept under a leaf and went to sleep.</p>
<p>"Things have come to a pretty pass
when ladies stay out all night!" she muttered.
"It was not that way when I was
a girl. But times have changed for the
worse."</p>
<p>The longer Mrs. Ladybug stared at her
sleeping friend, the more she thought that
she ought to wake her up. "If I rouse her
she'll be so drowsy to-night that she'll
simply have to go to bed," Mrs. Ladybug
thought.</p>
<p>So she poked Jennie Junebug several
times.</p>
<p>But Jennie Junebug only stirred
slightly and murmured something in her
sleep.</p>
<p>And seeing that it was useless to try to
awaken her Mrs. Ladybug set out for the
meadow alone.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_24" id="p_24"></SPAN></span>The sun hung low in the west when Mrs.
Ladybug found Betsy Butterfly among a
clump of milk-weed blossoms. But Mrs.
Ladybug did not care what time it was.
She was satisfied when she saw that Betsy
was just as dusty as ever. For, to tell
the truth, little Mrs. Ladybug was so
jealous of the beautiful Betsy that she
<i>wanted</i> to say something disagreeable to
her.</p>
<p>"Hasn't this been a lovely day?" Betsy
Butterfly cried happily, as soon as she
noticed Mrs. Ladybug. "I've enjoyed
every moment of it. Ever since I saw you
in the flower garden this morning I've been
here in the meadow, flitting from one
blossom to another."</p>
<p>"You might better have spent a little of
your time in a different way," Mrs. Ladybug
remarked with a frown.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_25" id="p_25"></SPAN></span>Betsy Butterfly looked up in surprise,
withdrawing her long tongue from the blossom
in which she had just buried it.</p>
<p>"<i>Ugh!</i>" A shudder shook prim Mrs.
Ladybug. "Please coil your tongue!" she
begged. "I can't bear the sight of it. But
I must say that I ought not to expect
good manners in a person who goes about
looking as untidy as you do."</p>
<p>Betsy Butterfly laughed gaily.</p>
<p>"I didn't know you were such a joker!"
she exclaimed.</p>
<p>"Oh, I'm not joking," Mrs. Ladybug
said. "I mean every word I say."</p>
<p>"Then I wouldn't talk so much, if I were
you," Betsy Butterfly advised her with a
merry twinkle in her eye. And before
Mrs. Ladybug could say another word
Betsy Butterfly flew away and left her
spluttering and choking.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_26" id="p_26"></SPAN></span>"She insulted me!" Mrs. Ladybug
screamed, as soon as she was able to speak.
"She insulted me. And then she hurried
off because she didn't dare stay!"</p>
<p>But Mrs. Ladybug was mistaken about
one thing. Betsy Butterfly knew that she
had just time to reach home before sunset.
So that was why she left so suddenly. For
she never was willing to travel when the
sun was not shining.</p>
<p>"I'll see Betsy in the morning," Mrs.
Ladybug promised herself savagely. "I'll
make it my business to follow her everywhere
she goes, until I've given her a good
talking to."</p>
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